NFL Notes:
- Looking like his mom also told him that he’s the most handsome boy on the team, Brock Ostweiler brushed off questions that he’s not ready to be the Browns’ starting QB:
- Are you good enough to be a starting quarterback? “Absolutely. Absolutely.”
- Not understanding what it means to be a Tom Coughlin quarterback, Blake Bortles has recognized that he needs to cut down on the stupid turnovers.
- a mocking note in the story points out that “those 16 interceptions last season were a career-low for the third-year quarterback”.
- Luke Kuechly wants people to stop asking him about concussions.
- Other Luke Kuechly doesn’t mind answering the questions.
Finally, your long read of the day comes from ESPN, who has a breakdown on the frictions in the Seahawks locker room, and how the difference in held-to standards has kept them from winning the multiple Super Bowls they feel they’ve deserved.
It highlights the divide between offence & defence, and exposes the hard feelings that have not yet proved water under the bridge. It also lays the groundwork for the demolition of the “Legion of Boom” after this season, when contracts begin to expire.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Game 7: Sens at Pens – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Game 5: Cavaliers at Celtics – 8:30PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Rangers at Red Sox – 7:30PM | Sportsnet1
CFL training camps open this weekend.
‘BOUT TIME!
All the whistles have been put away until Monday, right?
Way back when ESPN was doing all the NHL Playoff things, there was a fantastic video package involving the life cycle of a fan during playoff hockey set to “O Fortuna”. To this day, I can’t find the fucking thing online.
Hey
https://gfycat.com/GlumThinGhostshrimp
Just what this hockey game needs!
That’s some quality lip syncing there
Grapplin’ Greg Gianforte is now up to a 4.6% lead with 57% precincts reporting. America, folks.
Even more collusion.
Well, with that dog, it’s obvious!
Anyone got any krokodil? It’s probably still more relaxing than watching this second OT…
Right up until your skin starts disintegrating
small price to pay!
http://assets.pokemon.com/assets/cms2/img/cards/web/BW1/BW1_EN_65.png
I see it’s not just Senators in Washington incapable of closing deals.
/shows self out
DFO POLL: Should Fronkenshteen take a shot of Jameson?
NO!
Take two shots.
This is the proper prescription for asking
Nay.
There is an 80% chance that man went right home and rubbed one out. A 20% chance he didn’t wait that long.
Did you ever say what happened last night?
Yes, I was waiting for the story!
I was asked to stay with the manager on duty because the waitstaff was uncomfortable being around a particular cook. This guy claims to be an MMA fighter who uses steroids, drinks freely from the taps on the job, and freely sexually harasses as a matter of personality. Since I’m not management, I got drunk and decided to blow his doors off. Luckily I escaped without getting into a physical encounter (which I’d have lost horribly) and he called in sick today. So, I might’ve done a good thing badly. Was pretty sure I was gonna get my teeth punched in there for a bit though.
WhooHoo! Great job!
Worried I rattled the wrong cage, you know?
Still, watch your back; assholes like that keep grudges.
I’m Irish. So I want to make up with the guy.
I’m Scottish/British/Neanderthal; I hold grudges.
Bingo-bango!
http://www.cbr.com/wp-content/uploads/social_post/fb-this-is-fine_1.jpg
As a Philly fan, this is where I accept the inevitable. I imagine it’s harder when the result is still in question.
what do you have to balance out teh opiates on a night like this?
Stupid Penguins fans.
Nah. That replay they saw fooled me. They just need to see [is assasinated]
Also; water is wet.
Ed Snider tribute on the verge of breaking out in Pittsburgh
5 more OTs to go…
Before she was writing about murder, dat ass was murderin’!
Malkin trying hard to procure, eat boogers with gloves on. Is suitably frustrated.
loooooooooooooooooool @ trolled Pens fans
For one night only Anderson makes a better wall than a window
Evening, gents and possibly a lady or two. I randomly linked up with a friend of a friend and his buddy to play music tonight. Good times. My wrist is sore. So no different than any other night. Heyo!
It’s important to switch hands when one gets tired
They should mention that in divorce law handouts, as one forgets.
ignoring nonsense drama, enjoying the Game 7 tension
Myself as well, Hippo. Cheers to you, Sir.
This not getting involved shit is underrated. I like it.
Yeaux!
So, I just looked up the ten longest hockey games in history.
We’ve still got a ways to go.
Caps-Isles?
CAPS-Isles?
#10 on the list
PIT tends to be involved in a disproportionate number
Staying up til 2 am to pass out right before Keith Primeau scores in the 5th OT was overrated
No high stick?
That’s what SHE SAID!!
Remember when NHL was going to become big in the US? Since that was supposed to happen, here’s what actually became big:
Reality TV
NBA (twice)
Relatively MLS
True Crime Series
Gluten-Free
A black President
Religious Extemism
Kinda nascar
Definitely country* music
Not enough laser puck.
dunno where you got the MLS part from, herpes is more popular, outside the Pacific NW
Make fists with your toes…
Sens have superior legs here ,,,IMO
Shame they cover them up with all those pads and clothing
[goes all to pieces]
Leave off of WCS.
Just because you want to fuck me to death doesn’t mean that you should ostracize this person.
Vent your peace @TheDoctorBill
I’ll still tell you to go fuck yourselves.
You bunch of worthless cowardly fuckweasels.
I secretly love you all.
Hey! How are you?!
Yeah, about what you might expect after exposing fucking morons like DTZM and their inability to host a/an sporting website.
That I really want to get back to.
Well, Interesting story here no doubt….but best if I stay out of it.
Offer still stands Sill.
PS, whatever happened here folks…I didn’t do it.
And yes, I did intentionally edit out my email addy above. Your invitation has been rescinded.
But do get help before it’s too late.
You guys disagree about how things ought to progress here? I understand the podcast thing left a bad taste in your mouth. Or at least I gleaned it.
Freeballin’ ain’t coming back?
Welcome back!
Glad to see you back!
Is that the guy that blows his top, apologizes, blows his top, apologizes, blows his top, and apologizes again? I don’t think I know him.
Add in the excuses.
Hi bud!
Hey Sill, what’s happening?
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A TRIP
Cuz NHL needs Pitt foar ratings.
someone would have to literally die, and even then would be 50/50
One way or the other, at the end of this game, my pre-this-series Senators hatred will return in full force.
so i’m not huge on hockey, but did the commentators just confirm that interference call was horseshit??
Is that asthma psa part of throwback thursday, because holy shit that takes me back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1jf2hOkec4
That criminal thug jackass in Montana is gonna win, perhaps by a lot. Christ, I hate humanity and hope it dies out quickly.
Seriously? It’s Montana. They believe that a guy running an ad saying he’ll protect the second amendment is out for their guns if there’s a (D) next to his name.
(yay, overtime)
Ottawa deserves to win this.
I deserve to get a blowjob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpDkYZWeeVg
Give me a minute to stretch first.
Olli Maata is playing about as good as I would right now. Criminey.
I AM READY TO SHIT A DICK
– A. RODGERS
Destiny. How that puck stayed out…
This baby is going to OT. I don’t think the DFOers can handle it…
Can we cut to a look-in of the resident Ice REDBLACKS and Ice Yinzers?
they ded
Also I think lil’ WCS is teething on the camera.
http://pa1.narvii.com/5723/e8dd382177a4016ac6475f30d37fc42365b6cde5_hq.gif
Canadia: Land of Destiny
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????!!!!!!!!
sacre bleu!!