Of course, I mean amateur photography. In case you’ve living in a tree the last 50 years, here’s the full sketch:
Now, I’ve noticed that we have a lot of awesome photographers here in the DFO stable. Over the holiday, I was impressed with the fireworks photos posted by Brick and Unsurprised. Of course, tWBS has graced us with his personal photos during his Sexy Friday posts. I myself own a DSLR camera and have started on the “amateur photography” path. I’m not that good, yet, but I find that the more I practice and mess around, the better I get and the more I discover.
As you may think, this topic tends to bring up….questions.
1- So, do 100% of you think I started doing this to get women to pose naked for me or just 99%?
2- You think that poorly of me, huh?
3- Or is it that you know me that well?
4- Would you believe that my dream is to capture an airliner in flight like in this photo?
5- I know Brick is popping a boner, but is anyone else as excited about that photo as I am?
6- Did you know I was fascinated with planes when I was a kid?
7- Did you also know that my dream job was to be a pilot but my eyesight is horrible and there is no way I could qualify?
8- Kinda ironic given I want to be a photographer, right?
9- I mean, you’d expect all my pictures to be fuzzy, no?
10- Is fuzzy porn a thing yet?
11- Do you think Fozz has made a “home video” with the Mrs.?
12- Am I infringing on tWBS’ Tina Erotic DFO Friend Fiction territory here?
13- Would you rather I just move along and get back to the original topic?
14- Have you ever taken pictures/video with your significant other?
15- Kinda fun, right?
16- Have they made you delete them right away?
17- Have they also made you delete them in front of them?
18- Kinda rude but also kinda smart, right?
19- Can we talk about dick pics for a second?
20- Isn’t the inherent beauty of the dick pic the fact that you can’t see your face and thus no one can recognize you?
21- What if you had a really… unique penis and it was instantly recognizable?
22- Would that be a bummer or a bonus?
23- I guess it depends on the… uniqueness, right?
24- To quote Dave Attel, what if a man has no penis but three balls and one of them lights up and plays a tune. Do you fuck him for the story?
25- When is Dave gonna get another special?!?
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