It’s been a weird week. In fact, it has kinda sucked…for lotsa reasons.
I’m not in a talky talky mood. Most of you are probably happy about that.
Sooooooo….let’s call it “Serendipity”, shall we?
Wow that movie sucked, huh? Though this scene doesn’t suck as much as most of the rest….
Ahhhh. Kate Beckinsale. I’d watch her read the phone book. But no, she is not this week’s theme/princess. Though she might be in the future. Probably will be, in fact.
/Kate Beckinsale goes into the hat
In point of fact however, there is no theme this week. I entertained thoughts on several different ones, then decided that I’m not wasting any of them on this week.
This week may now fuck off, in fact.
Anywhoooooo…..
Let’s sing some happy songs…
Hmmmmmmm. Those songs weren’t terribly happy, I guess. Ooooops.
I’ll work on it.
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Sports
NFL
Just a reminder that this….this is what we’re all clamoring for to return….
Bill Belichick dons shirt with dog latched on to man in turban
Rams, Chargers, Raiders to pay combined $1.7 billion in relocation fees
Report: NFL teams shared $7.8 billion in revenue last year, up 10 percent
Coverage Tonight: Whatever the hell is on NFLN I guess
MLB
Yep, the All-Star Game is over and done with (and wasn’t it exciting? And also meaningless?) and now the second half of the pain and misery can begin.
Coverage Tonight:
- NYY at Boston – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
- CHC at Baltimore – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
Wimbledon
Results up to now.
Coverage Tonight: Wimbledon Primetime – 6:00pmEDT – TNNS
The 25th ESPYs
Coverage Tonight: 7:00pmEDT – ESPN (duh)
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Random Sexy
See? Not bad, eh? Sometimes we don’t need a plan.
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This Made Me Laugh
LOL…look at his widdle tongue. Hee hee.
LOL, OK now that I’m laughing at that silly kitty cat, with his cute widdle tongue….still laughing, yes….
….here’s a kinda happy/fun one I guess. I’ll comment no further…
…other than to say if that video doesn’t make you smile, then you have even less of a soul than me. Which is just sad.
Next Week: Katrina and the Waves again?????
Probably not, no.
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That’s it for me, I guess. I’m outta here…
Love ya’s. Be well.
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This time it depicts me.
Hummina hummina….
Drove by the park and a bunch of kids were playing in the sprinklers. It was oddly pleasing to see youth enjoying themselves without being fucking plugged in to some electronic device.
*Way less creepy than it sounds.
Artist’s Rendering…
More like relief.
But gif still funny.
Although, now that you mention it; one of the MILFies watching them…. “Hey kid! Does your mom like candy?”
OK, that was even creepier.
Was it a bangbus episode i have heaed so much about?
No; I didn’t get any heaed…. sadly.
This has got to be good for ‘batin’.
Somehow.
Seems happy about 3rd thumb.
I DON’T KNOW FASHION, BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE.
2 days to new Game of Thrones. I could probably do a RW if I start right now and ignore sleep and responsibilities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iErNRBTPbEc
Macrame is underrated.
IN A BASKET?
I will never understand award shows. Why do people watch them?
I just got done driving from Hamilton to Toronto during morning rush hour to fly to Baltimore…just in time to drive from Baltimore to Roanoke…in the afternoon rush hour. I just literally got home and my day started at 6am.
I’m not sure which city has shittier traffic during rush hour.
…Only to the colony of Roanoke, completely deserted dun dun dun.
My answer before cable is there was nothing else on. My answer after Netflix/Streaming they are fucking idiots.
My concept of casual Fridays. Or any damned day FWIW.
can you introduce me to this fine, young, certainly sane lady??
Yep, Mom always said trust the chick with headphones and a machete.
Ahhhh the Canadia back 4 against any lesser footy team of substance. I know this vista well.
For those looking for something to watch, Canada’s lesser footy team plays tonight and could actually make it through the group stage. Interestingly enough, the best player in the tournament is a 16 year old Canadian named Alphonso Davies who plays for the Lesser Liouns
It’s not the women’s Lesser Footy side with that adorable Kaylyn Kyle that I love so….HARD. PASS.
You mean you don’t think French Guiana can make it to the knockouts, forfeit and all?
I am day drunk and will be hoping no bags of urine are tossed.
or if so, that they use name-brand Ziploc!
Branded by draftkings
Another reason why the BC Lions are going to lose this week to the Ti-Cats (in addition to what I said in Maestro’s thread):
They’re having their annual BBQ cookout at their owner’s home tonight. I know Hamilton is banged up, but, it’s theirs for the taking. So here are some Felions
Liouns.
Long-story-made-short, a manager left our company a few years back and, of course, stole a bunch of IP from us and did it all shadily etc. He had hung around as a one-man (basically) operation for a few years here, mostly based on him being pals with one of the managers of one of our largest customers who just throws him as much work as he can take on (which isn’t much). Now, it’s easy to rip on the guy after he left but, in all honesty, he wouldn’t work here if I’d been in charge during his time. He’s just a salesman with no sense of detail or improvement, only ego. In fact, I won’t hire any salemen and I’m unapologetic about that.
Anyways, he’s fucked — over 30 days on $100K+ to his main vendor and not keeping up on his work, including with the above-pal/manager (who is now calling us to bail him out ( I’m in the ‘hey, let him ride that horse’ camp but I’m all ego too (because I’m Sill Bimmons))), and, I’m sure, has lost the little labor he has in a labor-tight market. So, unless everyone starts cutting him huge breaks, that’s just the end of the line.
So I’m mentioning this *knock on wood* upcoming victory to my wife last night and she goes, “He’s just trying to feed his family.”
I about stabbed her.
blaxabbath is Sill Bimmons!
I fucking knew it!
Pittsburgh and Phoenix are the same right?
Do not prematurely celebrate. Just like I said during the Falcons/Pats game, do not give yourself a pat on the back until there are zeros on the clock.
Feeling bad for dipshits trying to feed their family is over-rated
Honestly-I think you bored the hell out of her and she reacted that way. Can you not work fireworks or an avalanche into your story? That way, you may be able to save your marriage.
1) I could tell from the header, this was going to be a great sexy friday album. Great hustle TWBS
2) You want depressing songs? My daughter just got into Hello Kitty and oh my god, so many of their songs make you want to cut your wrists. Songs based on not having friends, nobody showing up to your birthday, it’s better to be alone (but in a bad way), and wishing you could go to another universe where there aren’t so many assholes.
the Japanese are really fucking weird. And I truly don’t mean that in a racialist way (sez the Southern fella).
I WAS GONNA SAY; us TAKES THE CAKE AS FAR AS WEIRD
Counterpoint: No used underwear vending machines
Counter-counterpoint: 2016 Presidential election
Darren Sharper doesn’t need a vending machine.
PFTC’s tweet about the only time someone will ever say “I do” about Lena Dunham is my favorite twittering ever.
Naturally, I cannot find it.
…want to fire her on a rocket into the sun?
The sun?
Nawt Wonder Woman!!!!!!
I hear her dad is a bit of a dick, but has a weakness for chocolate pretzels.
Pie-rats are putting on an absolute el beisbol shitshow. I am enjoying it mightily. Hope WCS has bills and bourbon.
Evening internetters!
Hola in Canadian, good sir!
“…..”
OOOOOOOOlivia Dunham, I presume?
No, but DAMN that is a nice fantasy. “Agent Dunham appears to be rubbing one out right now; can she call you back?”
Who is she then? I thought Anna Torv fo sho.
Damn it, now I have to go back there and look.
Hee hee.
I don’t think it looks like her, plus there was no ‘batin’ (except for the folks at home) on Fringe.
Yeah, it was my second near miss tonight, so to speak.
I think I need to replace my contacts.
IS YOUR KEYBOARD OK?!?!?
Define OK (and try not to be judgemental about stickiness).
AIM LEFT!
AIM LEFT!
Well, FUCK.
“Knives. How do they work?”
-A Juggalos Treatise On Pointy Things, Part One.
‘nother sexy vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDpWoI
sexier than that PSA she do, that’s fer sho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXnJVkEX8O4
THE WATER WAS COLD, OK!!
I wish I could call you out on that… but I’m an honest man.
My mistake. Didn’t look closely enough at first.
Wonder Woman. Wooo!!!!
*sigh*
Yes.
I’m still now gonna try to spread the confusion, tho.
Won’t work! I devote separate spank banks to each of these women.
Burt Bacharach (via The White Stripes) has something sexy to say…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC7PEQnjKl4
enjoyable!
HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks more like a Tuesday to me.
/I know, I know-tomato/tomaato
Read the phone book? Hell, I’d watch Kate Beckinsale sit around and pluck her own hair out.
WHICH hair?
/asking FOAR a frind?
//ok, Moose
///Moose objects to my calling him a friend
No, it’s good….. we both know we want to see THE WAXING MOON.
chuh chuh
Lunar jokes cause Donovan Jamal McNabb to be confused.
She’s plucky!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/michael-floyd-suspended-four-games-by-nfl/ar-BBEpTpY?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp
My ex wife was born on August 16th and I’m not here to dispute your claim.
so many delightful elements to that picture…I can’t even
https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBDiwG7.img
But yeah, Belicheat is TOTES a Demmycrat who who solely won over by how awesomesauce American Fuhrer is. Try again, Massholes and/or Nazi fucks.
/plus, don’t you have a country to sell out to the Russians??
DONE AND DONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75VrTkXVTIw
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/20043347/exclusive-golf-club-massachusetts-admits-tom-bradygisele-bundchen-two-years
FINALLY they are being treated fairly!!
Give that club a break-according to the article it was leafy AND affluent.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/golf/report-lpga-sets-strict-new-dress-code-regulations-for-players/ar-BBEoY7y?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp
Well, now they have to tell the PGA to stop dressing so sexy too.
Stupid sexy Daly…
http://media.golfdigest.com/photos/58a4cc1f7e2533964b51af3e/master/pass/170215-john-daly.png
So, anyone else going to Flavortown for summer vacation?
You. Are. The. Worst.
/that said, I had no choice but to rec you
I have to assume this was made for either the women that want to be left alone at the beach or the crowd of women (men?) with a very, very specific fetish.
THE Boner Killer Suit.