So, the first weekend of the pre-season ends tonight, with the Seahawks going down I-5 & then onto I-10 to visit some team called the “Los Angeles Chargers” in a stadium named after a business with less credibility than the University of Phoenix.
As has been my standard in covering these Week-1 tilts, I have ventured lightly into respective fan bases by utilizing the tools found at various SB Nation blogs. I’m not insane enough to go trolling through Reddit or Yahoo! sports. For tonight, I’m indebted to Bolts From The Blue and the Field Gulls for material to glean.
Again, as I found during the course of the week, you can tell a lot about the state of a franchise by what the fans choose to write about. “Bolts From The Blue” still seems to be living in the past. They devoted a lot of words to two stories that totes prove the fan base has moved on. “What If Jerry Jones Bought The Chargers?“, reads like the NFL equivalent of the old story about George Steinbrenner wanting to buy his hometown Cleveland Indians but having to settle for the Yankees. The worse of the two is “Farewell, San Diego Chargers“, a story about how the act of merely attending an open practice in their new, temporary home puts an end to the team’s legacy in San Diego, and the creation of a new one in Carson:
However, to me, it was hard to beat the feeling of being a San Diego Chargers fan for the last 20 years. I have been through the ups and downs with this team, so remaining a Chargers fan (now that they are in Los Angeles) is just another chapter. While I sat at the light in front of the new home of the Los Angeles Chargers, I think that is when I accepted that this was just a part of the journey as a Chargers fan.
I can see the Chargers finally selling out a game at StubHub, which shouldn’t be hard given that they now have about 2/3 less seating than they did at Qualcomm (27,000 compared to 70, 561). [snip] I can see the StubHub Center being a fun time for the next few years and at least StubHub has up-to-date jumbotrons that actually display visible video.
I can say I am a Los Angeles Chargers fan and admittedly it’s a bit exciting to see how things will end up; however, I am a San Diego Chargers fan at heart. Nothing will replace that feeling.
Peter King admires this transparency. It’s more “Meh, Meh…Whatever.” than “STOMP STOMP CLAP!”, and has all the consistency of Gollum talking to himself.
In comparison, the Seahawks seem a model of consistency. The biggest story is about Kam Chancellor‘s extension and how it’s both team-friendly and a roster-stability guarantee for another 4 years. A highlight on their site is the addition of John Clayton to the KIRO 710 radio broadcast team which, frankly, is actually good news. Otherwise, the site is filled with puff pieces and photos from training camp. They will go either 4-0 or 0-4 in pre-season and the fan expectations will be the same regardless. SUPER BOWL, BAY-BAY!
Game Preview: Seahawks vs. Chargers
- The Seahawks will be trying out approximately 75 Offensive linemen, and with Russell (probably) not playing expect Trevone Boykin & Austin Davis to run around a lot while former Jai alai & polo players try to figure out blocking schemes on Joey Bosa.
- The Chargers will start strong, because Philip Rivers chose not to attend LaDanian Tomlinson’s Hall of Fame induction for the specific reason of being ABSOLUTELY FUCKING READY for a Week-1 pre-season game. He will likely play six downs and leave after a 65-yard TD or INT. Only then will he watch highlights of LT’s ceremony, in-between breaking down tape of each pass he threw during those 2 minutes on the field. COMMITMENT! DRIVE!
Tonight’s sports:
- NFL:
- Seahawks at Chargers – 8:00PM | NFL Network
- CFL:
- BC at Saskatchewan – 8:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
- Baseball:
- Red Sox at Yankees – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
So… Seahawks good or Football Clippers bad?
I’m going with “Shitty Clippers” but the answer is otherwise “yes”
Storng Taek: Rhona Mitra is mildly attractive.
He seems nice
Ruggedly handsome jaw-line … ifyouknowwhatImean … and you do.
Screw all of ya’s. You know you’d hit that p…..
NO handjobs, tho
You’ve never cum so hard than when manhand calluses have shredded your foreskin. You don’t know what you’re missing.
I’ve said too much….
Exactly; little pussies are frightened by a beautiful woman such as Rhona. Don’t be a fucking cunt and criticize others’ tastes in women. Strong take.
Me after every episode of Dame of Thrones for the last 3 seasons:
REST ASSURED THAT I WAS
ON THE INTERNET WITHIN
MINUTES REGISTERING MY
DISGUST THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
Dame of Thrones? Yeah, I know her…
is this a preview of next Friday’s theme??
Ummmmmm…..
Everyone poops. A book told me so.
dude, they had dragons roasting people, finally a payoff
Enjoy the nightmare
Thetrumpybear.com
What is not there to love?!?
Didja know it has a flag binky inside him?
Authenticity of what? The horseshit inside?
Black Kellen Clemens seems just as shitty as the white varietal.
I wouldn’t put too much stock in an early pre-season game but holy shit…the Chargers look like they got no depth whatsoever.
The Shitty Clippers are going 2-14. It will be GLORIOUS.
/stomp stomp CLAP
Gendry clearly DGAF.
Hey rob, when’s Expos night at the Nat?
Tuesday, August 22nd; my wedding anniversary, so I shan’t be there.
Damn. I’ll be in Oregon.
Touchdownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn C-Hawks!
And the dreaded 3 man rush strikes again.
This would be an upgrade to the Liouns’ o-line
I am really, really enjoyinh the Red Racer Wheat Ale. I think it’s called something else in the states. If it’s near you, check it out. The Wheat ale is great, and their IPA is phenomenal.
http://centralcitybrewing.com/products/red-racer/
They make a fine product. Too bad their brewery is in the worst location.
This is very true. Especially with all the construction happening. However, it’s worth the trek. They have a restaurant/brewery right by stadium.
Yes, I’m familiar with that site. Tasty.
Going to Surrey, too much hassle.
Touchdownnnnnnnnnnn C-Hox!
Nail color clashes with body paint…2/10.
Is this more of your friends work?
Not that I’m aware of.
Liouns OL making Riders 3-man rush look like they’re Eskimos D-Line. Riders with 3 sacks and BC with 3 1st downs. In 6 possessions, they have had 3 2 & outs and 3 pics. Fuck.
Field goalllllllllllllllllll C-Hox!
Anyone else wondering what that football smells like?
No? Just me then, OK.
Victory.
Hee hee…nicely played.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, Jennings just threw his 3rd pic to Ed Gainey and it’s the 2nd fucking quarter.
My dad has the most irrational grudge against Danny mcbride
I love Danny McBride, but he is definitely not for everyone.
My father throws a shoe at the TV if Jenny McCarthy is ever on it.
I think it has something to do with you know…him growing up when polio crippled huge numbers of people.
Yeah, everyone should with Jenny McCarthy. . . She may or may not make an appearance in my underwhelming LOLphins preview.
Touchdownnnnnnnnnnn C-HOX!
Ooooof. Kinda wishing I’d found her for TGISF this past week.
Brava!!!!!
Hey, you’re the true hero on sexy friday. You covered body paint so much, I decided to go the rainbow themed route when posting attractive ladies.
Absolutely no penetration. On a related note, what’s up with teams that I follow all having shitty offensive lines?
…….game of thrones is so fucking awesome
Only 12 more minutes until I can suspend my mourning the death of the Union for 45-90 mins depending on HBO’s current mood
Something something Bernie sanders riding a dragon
Say what you will about Wally Buono being one of, if not the greatest coaches in CFL history, but, the fact that he has ruined Buck Pearce and Travis Lulay–two guys once deemed potential faces of the league– by not getting a fucking o-line and keeps ignoring this big problem with Jennings, makes him kind of a shitty GM.
So I presume the moving vans are packed, with the motors running, and pointed south right now. Just in case?
Legion of Boobs defense…
Indeed.
Say what you will re Kellen Clemens’ wounded ducks, but they sure do lead to events.
And you get a TD, and you get a TD, and…
Shitty Clipper Pick Sixerception!!!
Chargers in mid season form…
Someone want to tell the Lions the game started at 5 pacific, not 6. Holy christ, they are shitting the bed.
Like, did the Riders hire and fly in a ton of hookers for the Lions? It might be 22-0 by the end of the 1st!
Markus Wheaton becomes the latest former-Stiller WR to spontaneously combust the minute they leave Yinzburgh.
Given my lack of interest in this particular preseason game, I’m sharing a cool read on next week’s eclipse: https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/science-and-health/2017/7/25/15925410/total-solar-eclipse-2017-explained
I swear if its a cloudy day, I’m going to make it my life goal to become a supervillain and destroy the sun.
So much wasted Wolven talent.
/depressed again
//drinks heavily
Go, Not Chargers!
TE in the end zone! They’ve figured out Seattle’s weakness…
Offsides! He touched the ball inside the box! Damn, BLEERGH!
Isn’t that a yellow card?
Yeah, blatant handball, refs having a mare here
I know we all dropped the ‘fuck you for leaving on a fan base’ on the Rams so it feels like we’re not giving the Chargers their hatred due but, as someone who feels it’s important to speak up in the face of wrong-doers, I say this:
In future news, the commissioner agrees that since Paul Brown Stadium doesn’t have a 4D scoreboard, he supports Mike Brown’s Head moving the team to Cape Town, South Africa. In related news, a riot of Bengals fans broke into Bengals HQ to help them pack.
You joke, but Snyder has been dropping feelers out to try and worm his way to a new stadium deal. Both MD and VA have told him to piss off because he is in no position to haggle. The NFL would never let a team leave the NORVA/DC area.
I think both governors would rather see the team move than deal with the political mess of pushing through a couple of billion in stadium funding.
Good. Fuck Dan Snyder.
He told DC he’d change the name if they GAVE him RFK Stadium
Going through my formative years with the Browns becoming the Ravens (My adopted team growing up in Baltimore was the Browns…I have no idea why) and then seeing them have a lot of success…doing it the right way through the draft and having consistency at the GM and head coach positions…it was great.
But over the years, with all these stadium deals and whatever…I honestly would not lose sleep at night if the Ravens moved. These fucking stadium deals are so fucking bad and to hear BILLIONAIRES…not millionaires but fucking BILLIONAIRES demand that cities, many are struggling just to service their debt, have to bend over backwards and funnel huge sums of money in terms of tax rebates and outright cash…I hate saying this to other fans of teams (and I realize this is hollow because my team is still there)…every city that loses a team is better off for it.
Eventually every fucking major sporting event and team is going to be located in places like Pyongyang, where if the locals complain, they get sent to an interment camp.
I respect that, but seriously fuck the Ravens. Modell stealing the Browns was just wrong.
I don’t like the Steelers, but I respect them.
I hate the Ravens.
This is the whole problem with cities and fan bases…ain’t nobody own shit but the owners. He didn’t steal shit. Whether we want to admit this or not.
The dreaded screen pass! They’ve figured out Seattle’s weakness…
On 4th down, the Shitty Clippers can always try an indirect free kick….
Due to the initials and for multiple reasons, I move that Los Angeles football team’s DFO name be called the Clippers.
Any objections?
Glad I’m not the only one who keeps thinking about the Clippers whenever I see the LAC
So it shall be done!
Has anyone removed all sharp objects from LCSS’ house?
I honestly think he’s loving this.
Dear Major League Soccer,
I respect the fact that you fell that the new local minor league soccer team, that is quickly filling the void left by the local “major league” football and baseball team, needs its own stadium before you will consider its acceptance as you major league, but, and again I mean this will all due respect,
Bitch, please! The National Fuckin’ Football League is letting one of its team share a stadium that has less attendance capacity than some high school teams. Just accept FC Cincinnati.
Love,
Redshirt
Seriously, HS football stadiums in Texas are bigger.
You can still see the Lesser Footy markings on the pitch. I’m enjoying the Spanoi humiliation.
That shitty Lesser Footy stadium is MAYBE 40% full. National. Muthafuckin. Disgrace.
Damn, I think we were hoping for 40. Total.
Blair Walsh? Our new kicker is a rejected character from Beverly Hills, 90210?
Better – he’s the guy that gifted the Hawks the Minnesota playoff game. I can hear Magary now…
With a name like that he could be a character in “Less Than Zero”.
There’s high schools in Texas that play in front of bigger crowds.
There are high schools in TX that may have better O-lines than the Seahawks.
That would be the 405, not the 10…
I did that for you. XO
MAPLE FOOTBALL BREAKING NEWS:
What a difference two weeks can make. Johnny Rehab may have a spot in the CFL afterall. Zack Collaros is looking so much like Drew Willy (think David Carr), Hamilton is thinking about dropping him in the offseason and are entertaining bringing Manziel in sooner than later. It probably doesn’t help that Collaros is the highest paid player in the league for some reason, but hasn’t won a game in almost a calendar year. Also, with Ricky Ray out, the backup looking like ass, the Argos are also said to be thinking about working a deal out to possibly get Manziel to the T-Dot. Same with Saskatchewan, who could see some major changes if they lose to BC.
PS: Go Liouns!
I suspect that some people may think I am crazy, but I think the structure of football could help someone like Manziel get his shit together. Of course this means that the team has to have him on an incredibly short leash and ideally its a team who has a history of bringing in guys and helping them out…oh crap…its the Tigers.
He is going to be giving handjobs for coke underneath Nikola Tesla Boulevard within a week.
You know who would have benefitted from handies for coke underneath Nikola Tesla Boulevard? Nikola Tesla, but then Edison would’ve stolen all the coke.
Some of them SB Nation blogs are fucking out of sight…like better than anything from ESPN and Fox Sports.
Others…are on par with the comment section of youtube.
The NFL ones all seem pretty uniform these days. The ones that really stood out early on for me were the NHL ones that focused on advanced stats like Behind the Net and Broadstreet Hockey. Of course, the original writers for those have all moved on to real writing/advanced stats type jobs. Nowadays, they all have 10 mediocre-to-adequate writers.
I completely stopped following the Baltimore one where it seemed like every piece written for a while was an attempt to not only defend Ray Rice, but to also argue for his job.
The dude was on the way off the team just in terms of his production BEFORE he decided to Mayweather his fiance in a casino.
I agree, its frustrating to see the talent get poach…but at the same time, its great to see them land paying jobs. I love the Camden Chat. They even got press passes at one point.
Hey, dicks.
I went to the game. Walking up the hill full of food was a sweaty mess, but I did it. The game was okay, although it turns out T2 (the USL Timbers B-team) is the worst team in USL. It was a fun game, like 6+ yellow cards, one double-yellow/red near the end of the game. Anyway, it’s all good.
The one awkward part was because of my partial colorblindness and the kits having similar colors, I spent 2/3 of the game rooting for the wrong team like an idiot.
So… did you have to ask somebodaaaay?