Site news: We passed 400,000 comments during the Monday Night game.
Nearest I can decipher, the magic comment was Unsurprised with, “562 comments? This can’t be that good of a game. It’s fucking Truth Biscuit vs. whatever’s left of the Vikings.” For this blog, it seems appropriate. Well done people.
THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!
NFL News:
- It might be starting for the Lions. Haloti Ngata is done for the season.
- a torn bicep is the culprit, although “a matter of time” could just as easily be the villain.
- Whatever the Browns saw on Sunday has led them to bench DeShone Kizer.
- Instead, they will feed Kevin Hogan to the Texans, in what otherwise looks like another semi-winnable game for the Browns.
- This now makes 28 Browns starting QBs since 1999.
- The Giants have suspended Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie.
- On word on why yet, but he apparently showed up to the team facility & said he was leaving the team.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Game 5: Yankees at Indians – 8:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet1
- NHL:
- Penguins at Capitals – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- Devils at Leafs – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
- NCAA:
- Football:
- South Alabama at Troy – 8:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
- Women’s volleyball:
- Tennessee at Georgia – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Texas at Kansas – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- Football:
I am so gassy
Who needs the moon anyway?
Destination Moon Is on Turner Classic right now. Even though it was made in 1950, its like I’m watching a documentary about the Apollo Program.
Time to get baked and catch up on some DVR-ness.
Have a nice night, gents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2fTAQ_bKuU
It’s not lupus!
It’s always lupus!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONRLZIY7gbs
Just looking at some stats; last in points per game @ 10.2, below Cleveland at 15.4.
Last in almost every offensive cat.
http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats?tabSeq=2&season=2017&seasonType=REG&offensiveStatisticCategory=GAME_STATS&role=TM&d-447263-n=1&d-447263-o=2&d-447263-p=1&conference=ALL&d-447263-s=FIRST_DOWNS_GAME_AVG
I have not watched them yet, but even with the offense playing like that the defense is doing fairly well. Stat wise anyway (points/game and 3rd down conversion rate.)
So, has America melted down because Los Gringos missed the world cup?
My erectiom is as hard as it was last night
Let’s try this again since you guys are piling in down there….
Wakezilla…Would you like to do the ‘Phins bye week update? Currently set for Friday the 20th, but can be shifted easily because of that whole hurricane thing. No pressure tho…if you got too much going on I’m happy to fill in for ya’s.
Thanks man. I appreciate the help.
No prob. Dolphins are a bit of junk on the window.
At least she didn’t spill the drink.
At this point, unless they were in the storm, Dolphins fan probably didn’t either.
Fuck it. I’ll write it my goddamned self since kindergarten can’t seem to help themselves
tonight.Don’t forget to mention Dan Marino, Isotoner gloves, Duper, Clayton, and cocaine.
All the cocaine.
Maybe it should be a “how to” so Foerster doesn’t waste any more of it. What an idiot.
DON’T CAAAAARRREEEE
I think baseball A-Rod is quite homosexual. Always thought he was.
Gay for himself
Hey you. Would you like to do the ‘Phins bye week update? Currently set for Friday, but can be shifted easily because of that whole hurricane thing. No pressure tho…if you got too much going on I’m happy to fill in for ya’s.
Sorry….Friday the 20th I meant.
Lest we forget the centaur picture?
Hey prude, get your left arm out of the way
“No.”
-PG-13 rating
“Yes.”
-Harvey Weinstein rating
Fun fact: The Cubs have never won a game against the Yankees in Yankee Stadium.
None of them.
Different stadium now if that helps.
Sometimes, I really hate baseball.
Just what I want to see is this chucklefuck showing off a WS ring.
What a tool.
Which one? There’s three options.
I was referring to ARod. But Papi can suck it as well.
Don’t forget Keith Hernandez. Fuck that guy.
He seems like a douche, yes.
So fuck him with a douche? I am not here to judge.
Just watching then?
Sell the video.
So who starts game 1? Gray? Tanaka?
I think Gray. Tanaka does better with a little extra rest.
Womp womp.
Gotta root for the fucking Astros now.
I’m pretty sure the Cubs will advance.
Oh I wish I had your faith.
(Even if they do, I don’t like their chances against the Dodgers.)
The Dodgers are scary. But then again, maybe they need to experience A SINGLE LOSS….
Some of us don’t.
Nope. You do. Those are the rules. Burn your NY hat.
The opportunity to see the Yanks beat the Cubs makes me hard.
OH JUST GET IN YOUR TIME MACHINE AND GO TO 1932 or 1938.
And warn everyone about that Adolf guy. HE’S A BAD APPLE!
As Kitty Foreman would say….
He was sometimes rude.
Probably refused to help with the dishes too.
As previously stated, he had some good ideas
Oh I will, hopefully I end up existing in that alternate reality.