Boo!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th.
Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway? I’m really not, to be honest. Though I probably should be.
Little known fact….
I got married to my ex-wife on a Friday the 13th. And considering how much of a horror show that turned out be?
Honestly though, that mistake was not bad luck. It was stupidity on my part, plain and simple. And I don’t mean because it was Friday the 13th when it happened.
Live and learn, I guess.
But this week, in honor of it being Friday the 13th, we’re going to do Sexy Girls From Horror Flicks. I won’t be able to get to all of them, so feel free to cover any of your favorites I might miss, in the comments.
As an aside, I always used to root for Jason in the Friday the 13th movies. First, all those dumbass teenagers needed a li’l killin’. Second….poor Jason just wanted to be loved. Sure, he’s a little damaged in the gourd, but aren’t we all? Hell, he lost his mother tragically as kid, then got taunted by teenagers. I feel where he’s coming from.
In this day and age, he’d probably end up on Tinder or some such. And if he did, this would be his profile pic I bet….
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Arrive Early For The Previews
When I thought this horror flick theme for Friday the 13th might not work well (I thought the material might be limited), ballsofsteelandfury reminded me that horror movies have always had attractive ladies in them. He was not wrong.
Remember this lovely lass?
Well, you should. Even though she didn’t last too long, her big scene in Psycho is classic horror movie legend…
Fairly tame by today’s standards I suppose. But in 1960, it was rather controversial.
These days, often the lovely ladies in horror flicks end up being the heroine. The last one standing, as it were. But not always.
Remember this one?
That’s Rose McGowan. She put up a pretty good fight there, but I always did wonder why she didn’t open the garage door herself while she was at the door, rather than trying to crawl thru the doggie door with those boobs (there didn’t seem to be a lockout switch and Ghostface didn’t seem to have any problem opening it). Oh well.
And even after a car accident and facial reconstruction, she was still as lovely as ever.
*Note to self: Find Harvey Weinstein and punch him in the dick a few hundred times.
Somebody else we know died early in that one too, as you’ll recall.
Also, there’s also no rule whatsoever (not anymore, anyway) that says the lovelies can’t be the villain/killer/monster…
Ooooff.
Anywhoooo….
Don’t get scared….we’re gonna have a variety a little later.
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Sports Which Will Haunt Your Dreams
NFL
The Iggles headed down to Charlotte last night and took down the Panthers, 28-23 Final. I’d talk some about this game, but I really just don’t want to. More or less…it was a not terribly cleanly played game, but the Iggles were just a bit more cleaner enough (Good grammar, ftw).
MLB Playoffs
Last night, in a game which seemed like it would never freaking end even though we all knew damned well HOW it would end (honestly, for a while I thought I’d died and discovered there really is a Hell, and watching that game and “Dusty Baker Face” for eternity was mine) ….
Shit what was I saying?
Oh right, the Cubs’ ass horseshoe came thru once again, as they outlast the Nats by a final of 9-8, and take the series in five. They now move on to face the Dodgers (again) in the NLCS. Which is the lesser of two evils? Fuck if I know. Go Meteor?
GO METEOR!!!!!!!!!
The ALCS gets going tonight if you haven’t had enough of teh baseballz yet.
ALCS – HOU vs NYY (begins tonight)
- Game One | NYY @ HOU – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
NLCS – LAD vs CHC (begins tomorrow)
- Game One | CHC @ LAD – 8:00pmEDT – TV: TBS
NHL
Still early, not much to be gleaned just yet. Other than the Caps are still skeert of the Pens, and Vegas is rolling 7’s….so far.
NCAA Football
Coupla games tonight. Both of which appear likely to be lopsided (to say the least) but I’ll be watching.
- (2)Clemson @ Syracuse – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- (8)Washington St. @ Cal – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN
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Sexy Girls From Horror Flicks
Yeah, I know Halloween is still over two weeks away, but I just really love the music from that one. Always have. Used to even own the soundtrack. No shit.
And yes, you might be hearing that one again in two weeks for our real Halloween edition. But don’t worry…you’re drunk, you won’t remember.
As far as our Horror Flick Lovelies, these are in no particular order other than the order in which I think of and/or stumble upon them.
Enjoy…
Halloween (1978)
From Hell (2001)
Species (1995)
Mimic (1997)
The Deep (1977)
Saw (2004)
Deep Rising (1998)
Gothika (2003)
Resident Evil (2002)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Creepshow (1982)
Balls: Ahem…
TWBS: WHAT?!?!
Balls:
TWBS: Alrighty then. Moving on…
The Crazies (2010)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
The Ring (2002)
Wrong Turn (2003)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Idle Hands (1999)
April Fool’s Day (1986)
Balls: Ahem…
TWBS: WHAT NOW?!?
Balls:
TWBS: I can NOW.
Ok, we’re kinda running out of space and I’ve left a lot out already, of course. But before we call it a night and Balls reminds us again how old he is by posting pics of the ladies he used to jack it to, I have to return to two flicks I already mentioned earlier….just on general principle…
Scream (1996)
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
But sadly, that really is all I’ve got room for. I know I left a lot out. Some I already know I’ve left out. Some I’m sure I haven’t even thought of yet and will kick myself for later.
Either way though, please do add your favorites in the comments. NOT YOU, BALLS!
To be honest, it’s been a real nightmare trying to make the choices this week of who got cut and who did not…
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Darkness Falls Upon Us
Soooooo, that’s about all I got. And it’s totally NOT because I’m going to go hide under the bed now. As far as you know.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
– W. B. Yeats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEja72NSg5Q
I hope everyone has a safe and happy weekend.
Love ya’s.
And be careful out there……
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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FUCK YOUR* SHUT OUT!!!
*You’re (PFTese)
balls went high tech, huh?
Me trying to get something original out of John Smoltz…
She has my attention.
And whatever I have in my wallet.
HAWT FOAR Friday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctEQwQVRt9U
to be fair, I’m an asshole even when I’m not being honest
“to be fair, I’m an asshole even* when I’m not being honest”
*especially
Early storyboards from Point Break?
OK, I laughed.
Or Reservoir Dogs.
Injuries for Cal – all the black guys
I got back from the bar with friends and decided that the best way to finish this game was to crack open an 11% from CT Valley Brewing.
I regret nothing. Until tomorrow
I think someone broke Horatio.
Relax you idiots; I edited the fuck out of it.
I might relax…maybe…but I’m not gonna stop being an idiot.
Hey, I just said “relax”; I never said stop being you.
something, something, not…supervisor??
Horatio is trying to kill us all!
That’s a strong taek.
That is a mouthful.
FINISH HIM!!
Let him finish first!
I think that’s a her.
There’s no video evidence to overturn the original call.
Upon further review those are not the flailing legs of a male. They are slender and appear to be encased in stocking. While we do not judge lifestyles, the call must be overturned.
BAN INSTANT REPLAY!
I was just hoping I guess…… maybe concentrating on teh other things too,
shitty punt is shitty
Duh! Thanks for reminding me I need to watch the rest of the season.
That car is gorgeous.
Where do you buy those windmills?
WindmillMart
That’s not how you football, Cal.
I laid money on Houston so the Yankees will come back.
How does one bet on based balls?
very boringly?
Why isn’t Girardi pinch hitting for Judge already?
I love watching a Mike Leake offense, but my God I don’t see how anybody says Falk is an NFL prospect whatsoever.
Oh right, the 13th. Dabo can let Jesus off the hook for this one tonight after all.
Really wish I had a stream for that game…
I would give you my ESPN login but it no worky in teh Canadia
Holy fuckballz what throw.
That first down line was just a bit off there.
But that is MOAR LIEK the kinda lady who tends to find Hippo attractive.
That’s my kinda classy broad right there!
You see the gun….right?
don’t bother me none
HE MAY BE READY TO DO HER BIDDING?
plus she knows how to hold it, and I likes a woman who takes charge
WOW. This photo was taken by an artist.
Man, I’mma need fish out my 2nd alcoholic fizzy water. This varietal is Meyer Lemon!
Luke shoulda used the force on that one.
/ducks rotten fruit projectiles
These are two of my favourite helmets in JV NFL.
Luke Falk looks like Eric Forman melted slightly.
Dumbass!
Yeah, BLEERGH. Even Hippo seen that one.
That old dude looks like he oughta be wearing that respirator even after the smoke clears. Yikes.
Hey, don’t get Molly McGrath’s pretty alveoli all fucked up! Ah will cut yeeeeew….
Listening to Pod Save America and they’re talking about the NFL/Trump feud. They’re so obviously oblivious to sports (except knowing that they love their hometown Boston/San Francisco teams) and hearing them list off the names of current NFL quarterbacks, it reminds me that there are actually many people who are but barely aware that pro football exists.
To be fair, Brian Hoyer forget he exists sometimes, too.
Seriously, how funny would it be?
Reporter: Coach, can you tell us your feelings on tonight’s game?
Dabo: Well, I tell ya….Jesus really fucked us over on this one. I think we’re gonna have to cut his scholly and give it to Satan.
oh that’s right, we have “sky of death” in Berkeley. FUN!!
Mack Brown wasn’t gonna take a knee right away. DUMBASS.
All head coaches should have a clock/strategy guy.
“Hey nerd, DO MATHS!!”
Andy Reid ate his after going two hours without food.
Mmmmm, ribs.
Even if they’re short, you have to go for it. But he made it.
‘Cuse kinda boned on that spot, but still got it.