Boo!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th.
Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway? I’m really not, to be honest. Though I probably should be.
Little known fact….
I got married to my ex-wife on a Friday the 13th. And considering how much of a horror show that turned out be?
Honestly though, that mistake was not bad luck. It was stupidity on my part, plain and simple. And I don’t mean because it was Friday the 13th when it happened.
Live and learn, I guess.
But this week, in honor of it being Friday the 13th, we’re going to do Sexy Girls From Horror Flicks. I won’t be able to get to all of them, so feel free to cover any of your favorites I might miss, in the comments.
As an aside, I always used to root for Jason in the Friday the 13th movies. First, all those dumbass teenagers needed a li’l killin’. Second….poor Jason just wanted to be loved. Sure, he’s a little damaged in the gourd, but aren’t we all? Hell, he lost his mother tragically as kid, then got taunted by teenagers. I feel where he’s coming from.
In this day and age, he’d probably end up on Tinder or some such. And if he did, this would be his profile pic I bet….
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Arrive Early For The Previews
When I thought this horror flick theme for Friday the 13th might not work well (I thought the material might be limited), ballsofsteelandfury reminded me that horror movies have always had attractive ladies in them. He was not wrong.
Remember this lovely lass?
Well, you should. Even though she didn’t last too long, her big scene in Psycho is classic horror movie legend…
Fairly tame by today’s standards I suppose. But in 1960, it was rather controversial.
These days, often the lovely ladies in horror flicks end up being the heroine. The last one standing, as it were. But not always.
Remember this one?
That’s Rose McGowan. She put up a pretty good fight there, but I always did wonder why she didn’t open the garage door herself while she was at the door, rather than trying to crawl thru the doggie door with those boobs (there didn’t seem to be a lockout switch and Ghostface didn’t seem to have any problem opening it). Oh well.
And even after a car accident and facial reconstruction, she was still as lovely as ever.
*Note to self: Find Harvey Weinstein and punch him in the dick a few hundred times.
Somebody else we know died early in that one too, as you’ll recall.
Also, there’s also no rule whatsoever (not anymore, anyway) that says the lovelies can’t be the villain/killer/monster…
Ooooff.
Anywhoooo….
Don’t get scared….we’re gonna have a variety a little later.
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Sports Which Will Haunt Your Dreams
NFL
The Iggles headed down to Charlotte last night and took down the Panthers, 28-23 Final. I’d talk some about this game, but I really just don’t want to. More or less…it was a not terribly cleanly played game, but the Iggles were just a bit more cleaner enough (Good grammar, ftw).
MLB Playoffs
Last night, in a game which seemed like it would never freaking end even though we all knew damned well HOW it would end (honestly, for a while I thought I’d died and discovered there really is a Hell, and watching that game and “Dusty Baker Face” for eternity was mine) ….
Shit what was I saying?
Oh right, the Cubs’ ass horseshoe came thru once again, as they outlast the Nats by a final of 9-8, and take the series in five. They now move on to face the Dodgers (again) in the NLCS. Which is the lesser of two evils? Fuck if I know. Go Meteor?
GO METEOR!!!!!!!!!
The ALCS gets going tonight if you haven’t had enough of teh baseballz yet.
ALCS – HOU vs NYY (begins tonight)
- Game One | NYY @ HOU – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
NLCS – LAD vs CHC (begins tomorrow)
- Game One | CHC @ LAD – 8:00pmEDT – TV: TBS
NHL
Still early, not much to be gleaned just yet. Other than the Caps are still skeert of the Pens, and Vegas is rolling 7’s….so far.
NCAA Football
Coupla games tonight. Both of which appear likely to be lopsided (to say the least) but I’ll be watching.
- (2)Clemson @ Syracuse – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- (8)Washington St. @ Cal – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN
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Sexy Girls From Horror Flicks
Yeah, I know Halloween is still over two weeks away, but I just really love the music from that one. Always have. Used to even own the soundtrack. No shit.
And yes, you might be hearing that one again in two weeks for our real Halloween edition. But don’t worry…you’re drunk, you won’t remember.
As far as our Horror Flick Lovelies, these are in no particular order other than the order in which I think of and/or stumble upon them.
Enjoy…
Halloween (1978)
From Hell (2001)
Species (1995)
Mimic (1997)
The Deep (1977)
Saw (2004)
Deep Rising (1998)
Gothika (2003)
Resident Evil (2002)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Creepshow (1982)
Balls: Ahem…
TWBS: WHAT?!?!
Balls:
TWBS: Alrighty then. Moving on…
The Crazies (2010)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
The Ring (2002)
Wrong Turn (2003)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Idle Hands (1999)
April Fool’s Day (1986)
Balls: Ahem…
TWBS: WHAT NOW?!?
Balls:
TWBS: I can NOW.
Ok, we’re kinda running out of space and I’ve left a lot out already, of course. But before we call it a night and Balls reminds us again how old he is by posting pics of the ladies he used to jack it to, I have to return to two flicks I already mentioned earlier….just on general principle…
Scream (1996)
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
But sadly, that really is all I’ve got room for. I know I left a lot out. Some I already know I’ve left out. Some I’m sure I haven’t even thought of yet and will kick myself for later.
Either way though, please do add your favorites in the comments. NOT YOU, BALLS!
To be honest, it’s been a real nightmare trying to make the choices this week of who got cut and who did not…
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Darkness Falls Upon Us
Soooooo, that’s about all I got. And it’s totally NOT because I’m going to go hide under the bed now. As far as you know.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
– W. B. Yeats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEja72NSg5Q
I hope everyone has a safe and happy weekend.
Love ya’s.
And be careful out there……
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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Ladies…
So it looks like the OU/UT game is now going to be referred to as the Red River Showdown instead of the Red River Shootout for the time being. I’m sure the NRA will complain about namby pamby political correctness.
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Tongue, Amanda. Think more quickly next time.
Well gents, Imma do my Wazzou fan impersonation and file out in shame. Gots important DVR-ness to catch up on and I gots to sleep some because I have to go pick up weed in the morning and make it back before a noon kickoff (yes, I’m serious).
Have a nice night, fellers.
I know; repeat…. but damn it.
That’s hilarious.
Yes, I do find this arousing.
That was an amazing touchdown.
I work with a guy whose first name is Thor, his last name is some Scandahoovian thing. That’s pretty cool, but not nearly as cool as Hercules Mata’afa. I hope my favorite NFL team drafts Hercules; even if they cut him after his first season, I will make sure to purchase a jersey. Hercules. That’s fucking badass.
So I guess Falk won’t be a “rising Heisman candidate” next week?
I’m just going to leave this here for you guys…
Oooh I’ll go first: cunt. I’ll take that gold lookin coin as payment for my swear.
Fuck you, you shit eating cock guzzling pussy grabber,
May I quote you, Mr. President?
Fuck and yes.
If I have to put a quarter in, I’m gonna get my money’s worth for each swear. So, what should I pick first… other than fuckface, that’s a standard. Yeah, I guess that goes first, fuckface it is!
Thanks to Zero Punctuation there is also technically-not-a-swear Senor Koquonfaes, who, um… I’m gonna leave it as an http just in case.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/780/980/553.jpg
&!$*!?$@#%!!!1!
We have one of those in my house, and I swear to fuck my niece already has first year of college paid for. But she’s probably not gonna go to college, so it will probably fund a trip to Australia or something for me instead.
Win win.
As long as you don’t spend it Nazi-bating. Sorry, I meant Nazi-baiting. Both?
LOL…nooooooo. I like my nuts right where they are.
Attached to my body.
CHI****!
Fuck you.
Marc Andre Fluery? Moare like Marc Andre… letting in a Fluery of goals amirit>?
Damn frogs. Seriously. Just cede land already, you escargot-quaffing assholes.
First off, good evening everyone.
Second, holy crap great work Seamus!
Why thank you, good sir. 🙂
Well, bewb-wise, you done great.
/slaps tWBS on the ass, hard
Ow…TOO HARD!!!!!!
If I were a big city mayor, I’d outsource my public access tv channel to a private broadcast group. Instead of just having this kinda annoying local arts cost in the annual budget that everyone knows is just crap, cut a deal to split profits 50/50. Generating just decent content and being AT ALL in the black — shit, the taxpayers should throw you a parade.
Now imagine your town’s outsourced tv station investment turns out to be the next Amazon Studios or, shit, Disney? Or, at least the next NBC. Seriously, you start with prime time content. Get an action, a drama, a friends comedy, and big wonderful family show, and news at 6, 5, and 9, and then the late night show featuring {some comic who was like runner up on LCS but was from Baltimore}.” It’s not a difficult formula.
It puts the broadcast success of the station in the hands of the producers and director and actors. If you think you’re worth more than what the other guys will pay ya, come to Baltimore and put your money where your mouth is. We’ll put you head to head, at minimal cost, with the NCIS and BBT shows — in a limited region (but the whole nation will be watching to see how you do). If it’s a huge success, we both win.
I’d be such a badass mayor.
Some level of government already sells or leases the over the air spectrum to the networks, for a hefty fee. And if you think of all those lobbying dollars as “profit sharing,” then we’re already there.
God damn it. Guess my new platform will just have to be The Mayor Giading Trump to Fire Nukes at North Korea– from Hawaii.
I want to be a mayor in Hawaii.
I’d be down with that as long as they had shows like “Raul’s Wild Kingdom” and “Stanley Spadowski’s Clubhouse.”
Just think about it. You present this proposal and the arts community (which has much too influence for being that they’re nuts but mobilize well) loses their minds. You get a legit centrist to intervene and be like, “Look, it’s s no-risk short-term contract to see if that pull it off. And, as a show of good faith, they’ll throw in 69% of profits to the arts budget for 25 years!” Shit, even the art hippies buy that. Then it’s a national experiment the nation is watching. And they’re getting divided by it like every other issue. Of course you’ll have huge success so that means huge money for the artists who keep renewing and go from giving out art school scholarships to building Universal Studios East and broadcasting Trump’s rival football network. It’d be this insane abundance of riches in the hands of those who have no idea what to do with it.
I’d probably lost an election shortly after the extreme in-fighting began, because everyone would have forgotten that that compromise is what was absolutely necessary for any of this success to happen at all. Like, throw me out because my pill gives you autism when you’ve forgotten that, without it, 90% of us would have died by disease.
The ice in Vegas is a tribute to the local women of the night: dried up, unstable, and covered in track marks.
If this isn’t banner material, we’ve failed as a society.
Yeah, that’s the shit.
Ok, I have to admit that I was mildly amused by the Dracula ad with Larry the Dr. Pepper vendor guy. “Can I get you a napkin or something?”
So heard theres a good game out californy way?
I hear’s they’ve got some good internets, out Californee way…
Guess it depends on if you’re into cougars or bears, but I don’t think anyone here seems to judge or mock personal sexual preferences, except those of Aaron Rodgers.
Oh, she gets her own barracks. Fancy!!!!
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Howdy
Ballsy call. I likes it.
I’m kinda of watching ASU live-tweet their Mill Ave Madness tonight. It’s really interesting how the blood blood programs behave in so many aspects, compared to less successful ones. Like, Arizona is only 90 mins away but that would NEVER go down in Tucson. For Arizona — well, first, you can’t bring out the team in public for a street show, thousands would show up and it’d get out of control — our blue chip highly-compensated studs aren’t doing a cheesy streetball contest or like, being the focal point of a party or talk about ‘having a good time’
But like, Oregon has a pre-game hype man like it’s some kind of rap concert headlined by….uhh….Method Man.
But there’s a lot of hot chicks on Mill Ave on Friday and Saturday nights. So they got that going for them.
Oh god, Mill Avenue. I mean. Yeah.
I’ve the sound muted…what was the net on that “punt”?
LMFAO
“Pay no attention to the obvious stock footage behind us, dear. Now, let’s shag.”
How was this not an MST3k episode?
Today’s movie.
A flag on that? Really? Fucker shoulda slid.
I hate this rule…I fucking hate it. It’s being way overcalled.
I mean, he turned himself into a Russian nesting doll during live action, fucking ridiculous.
What porn are you watching?
It just dawned on me that if Leach shaved his head, he’d look like uncle Fester.
HEY PAL! Uncle Fester is quite a handsome man!
*looks like Uncle Fester.
Bowers’ motion/release is weird.
(just realized how that sounds but I’m not rephrasing)
yeah, he gots a hitch
Mike Leach gon’ go all cray-cray
Wow, that was a tough throw. Too bad the penalty killed it.
Urgh. Branden Albert still in Seattle, so odds are good they’re looking to sign him.
Look, I know the O-line is bad, but I’m not sure a 32 year-old OT who hasn’t played a full season in six years is the answer…
perhaps he’s just there to throw a few fish?
They do that in Seattle? I’d never heard that…
Did he play basketball too?
Trying out FOAR the Sonics!
Counterpoint : There’s less than a full season left, so he should be fine?
This ficker is obviously in my neighborhood and needs to be murdered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q49WOCd_JE
The Pied Piper?
of rabbits……
A good outdoor cat solves the neighbourhood rabbit problem
When we had coyotes around that solved it. My dog is not fast enough except for she kills the babies (how cute!!). There is Rabbit Fever (tularemia) here so I don’t want my pet killing adult rabbits anyway.
Seems like HOU shoulda had a LHP up, with this many pitches thrown especially.
I’ll take that as a good loss. 34 pitches out of the closer in a 2-1 loss in Houston isn’t bad for NY.
But let’s be honest: I expected the Yankees to be .500 at best this year. I’ll take anything as a good loss at this point, especially because Boston is making tee time reservations and fired their manager.
house money seasons are the best, you truly enjoy them
You can hear the sadness in Joe Buck’s voice during that Bird shot.
It’s almost as sad as the tone in his voice when he was explaining to his 1st wife how his soon-to-be-second wife was “just a friend.”
Or when he learned he couldn’t have any more hair plugs.