We shall get to the title sequence in a moment, suffice to say it represents a real statement moment for my wolven sort.
First, the morning Lesser Footy, kicked off with a monster matchup, Spurs invading Old Trafford (7:30, NBCSN). #3 at #2, and all that separates them is goal differential, with each on 20 points. Harry Kane v. Romelu Lukaku, easily the two best players in the League. Yes, wake up for it.
West Brom’s hopeless home tie against Man City (NBCSN) highlights the 10:00 window. Seriously, City’s goal differential is +28 after just 9 matches. That’s UNLV in the early 90s material. Liverpool and Huddersfield Town play on CNBC (hangover from winning at United?), with Arsenal v. Swans being the best of the paid/streaming fixtures.
Once again, the spotlight dance is forgettable, Chelsea/Bournemouth (12:30, NBC). JV NFL is better.
Sunday’s doubleheader starts light, with 12th position Brighton & Hove hosting 10th place Southampton (9:30, NBCSN). These sides are pretty boring. Next, bigger names with shittier records, as 18th position (yikes) Everton visit 14th place Leicester, both boasting new managers – Everton’s being of the interim varietal (12:00, NBC). Both sides should have the “new manager” burst of emotional energy, and each has more skill than they’ve shown in the early going. Perhaps they will entertain us, until Red Zone kicks off. Damn the British time zones shifting differently from ours.
Oklahoma State at West By God Virginia (Noon, ABC)
A tasty appetizer ahead of the loaded 3:30 window, give us all your Big 12-ish offensing, please.
Cal at Colorado (2:00, Pac12)
Super interesting for these sides to play so early in the day, and the pickins are slim early on.
NC State at Notre Dame (3:30, NBC)
Here we go! The banner pic is from the game in Raleigh last year, played in Hurricane leftovers. State dominated, as the foundations of this season’s team (good OL, great QB, dominant DL) were finally starting to come together, and the pitiful secondary was neutralized. In my mind, this is still a matchup that heavily favours the wolven sort, with the chance to pick up the most important road win in perhaps the last 30-40 years of the program. A victory surely takes NC State into the Top Ten itself for a home showdown with Clemson next weekend essentially for the division title. No pressure, guys!
Paedo State at Ohio State (3:30, Fox)
Get. Fucked.
Georgia at Florida (3:30, CBS)
The World’s Largest (Forgotten) Outdoor Cocktail Party, we shall see if the Gators can manage to be more than a speed bump on UGA’s road to Roll Damn Tide.
TCU at Iowa State (ABC/ESPN2)
This is a really interesting, and surprisingly important game. Why not move it to tonight, when somebody might fucking be able to watch the thing?
Mississippi State at Texas A&M (7:15, ESPN)
Ah, the always entertaining SEC West undercard fixture. This one could be pretty wild and back-and-forth.
Tennessee at Kentucky (7:30, SECN)
UK always manages to blow it against UT. This seems almost served up on a silver platter for the Wildcats, so they will twist themselves in knots to fuck up. FUN SHIT.
Washington State at Arizona (9:30, PAC12)
Everyone done forgot about BEAR DOWN Foar Midterms, but they’re 3-1 in the League. Beat Wazzu at home, and you are looking at a title game contender. Not ded yet, eh, Rich Rod?
USC at Arizona State (10:45, ESPN)
Fresh off a butthammering in South Bend, the Troi Boiz highlight the tweaker match in Coed Valhalla. This always makes for interesting viewing, though I have no idea what you will get out of either football squadron.
Finley should be the 2nd QB drafted, after Chosen Rosen.
Why would you curse him to the 49ers or Browns?
“I’m right here, Redshirt. I’m right here.”
-The Giants
I haven’t seen a Barkley and McSorley do this much damage since Sir Charles was watching a hockey game on February 21, 2000.
/Had to do a little research for this one
That’s pretty much pegging the obscurometer there, amigo…
Charles is a known hockey fan, so it’s not out of the question that he was watching that night.
That’s some NFL shit
Not all NFL.
—Browns, 49ers, etc.
The balls to make that throw, and the arm to do so off your back foot on target, right on time.
Hell yes. Pitch and catch baby.
What. A. PLAY!!!!
That is a fucking catch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welp, this bleach isn’t gonna drink itself.
and that’s why Finley’s a 1st round pick
REDUX
Need six here, three is an insult.
also a statistical improbability (especially in weather)
Good point.
I hate not having a kicker.
yup, that should be PI
It was close, but agreed.
Just found out I’m going to Va Tech vs Pitt 11/18. That’s ….something?
That one’s in Blacksburg, no? Lane Stadium is a pretty cool place to see a game.
Not gonna lie. I could’ve done without that 1st Qtr.
ahem. You guys DO have ONE JERB!!!
This is the quarter with the wind. Offense needs not get shut out.
THIS NC STATE DEFENDER #34, I CALL HIM SIPPY-CUP BECAUSE HIS NAME IS KIDD-GLASS!
Depression sinking in
Nah…we be a’ight. So far.
gotta go for it here
I generally root for TX college teams when they are playing out-of-state teams, but I make an exception for TCU, because while I think horned frogs are pretty cool critters, I have no use for Texas Christians whatsoever. So go Cyclones!
Sooooo, you want the terrorists to win?
One man’s Christian evangelical is another man’s radical fundamentalist terrorist.
Agreed.
I was being an obtuse devil’s advocate there, fwiw.
Yes, I’ve observed that subtle sarcasm is the norm here, and I approve wholeheartedly.
They won a long time ago.
Cyclones huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
Harmon really stepping up lately
[ears prick up]
-Micheal Flatley
alright, offense looks normal again
HEY BLAX – Finley a PHX dude!!
PAY THIS KID!
saw him mocked #7 overall to BIRDCANO this week
fuck me, if Hines is out we fucked
A sprain maybe? Re-taping or some such?
they said getting x-rays, which ain’t no good
I’m betting fibula.
Back by ACC Champs game.
he could put weight on the leg, so hopefully not that bad. Maybe a toe?
I didn’t see him walk off. The roll up looked like a classic fibula splitter tho.
If a chiled molester got a discounted tatoo but no one was around to see it, how long would it take for a million type-writing monkeys to eventually tip of the NCAA?
A chilled molestor. He ain’t worry about getting caught n junk.
“Chilled? Don’t molest me with that”
-A Latin tongued red wine snob
as my buddy just texted me, in 3 games…that is ND’s first ever TD against NC State
And hopefully last.
NC State kick returner is lucky the football bounced off his bunghole.
coffee, pills, lather rinse repeat
That was enough to get me to change shirts
Look at you spelling ‘shorts’ wrong.
nah, it’s sweatpants weather and I’m wearing dark ones just in case ,, smh
Penn St. using the bold strategy of not just giving it to Barkley every down.
That was a wee bit too quick for ND.
/pill bottle flies open
Trump’s gonna talk about how “King Hippo, now, who is this King? Anyone who calls themselves King shouldn’t get to have prescription drug care.”
*Crowd goes wild*
“Watch us fuck up the Winter Olympics!”
-NBCSports
“I shall do my damndest” – Bob Costas
ND HC doing that 1,000 yard stare thingy.
He may have tried talking them down after assfucking Troi Boiz, but you can’t tell me they took little ol’ NC State as seriously. At their peril. We are the 2nd best team they’ll play (after UGA).
Hehehehe….that was nice.
PUNTBLOCKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shanklor upcoming on the false start.
Nope.
Whew.
25 is really pushing our luck, agreed. Think I woulda gone for two.
This DL really is once in a generation good. All gonna be drafted first 3 rounds this spring, maybe first 2.
I’ve got a chub just watching them!
Who is getting indicted Monday and are they just going to kill themselves over the weekend?
Jared swinging from a noose is a beautiful thought.
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Uy0Uznw4E
Everyone survives. 0/10. Would not bang.
Tight press coverage. Finley gonna need to hit some deep seam routes.
Dave Atell on Jager. Moose’s photo of a guy getting ready to fuck a pumpkin reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7-no8QqeUc
actually, fuck Tirico. Called us “North Carolina”
I missed that. Probably a good thing.
But yeah, fuck him.
TWO consecutive sacks!!
Word has it that Doug Flutie was a ‘deplorable’ long before the word caught fire. Little Quarterback Man Syndrome?
/just a guess
I’ve been watching Yale play Columbia and the quality of play, facilities and crowds is a little different than what I expect at ND.
So far no student assistants have been murdered though, so they do have an advantage there.
You’re watching a Yale/Columbia football game? Is your pinkie extended while you masturbate?
Yours isn’t? Pleb.
Not a surprise Penn State scored before the game is even old enough to shave.
That’s horrible.
[stands up and applauds]
Somebody give this man a banner.
by universal acclimation
Yay, Mike Tirico. Boo, Doug Flutie.
24 – 19 Final in Chapel Hill. Now, fuck the Irish.
“Fuck the Irish”
-British Economic Policy during the Potato Famine
OK!!
*Not sure if Irish, but you get the idea.
“Now, fuck the Irish.”
If I must, I must.
?quality=85&strip=info&w=500
NC State – we don’t diddle kids, nor kill our student managers. Now, let’s go out there and do a thing!!
Can we diddle the female student managers?
/asking foar a friend
Never mind, that’s a slippery slope.
“Do they cover up rapes?”
Asking for Baylor
That’s about 25 miles down the road to the west.
“OK.” [Baylor gets back in old van]
Oh for Christ sake-UNC fumbles the ball back.
Yay
Carolina is amped up here to stuff the line. daU pulls a little play action here, they’ll catch them not staying home. I hope their OC sees this.
The season for sharing.
“Thanks for giving.”
-The U
The U is trying to give away the game. Wow! Such Fumble.
Big Time.
Now a big penalty for hitting out of bounds?
And the Holes choke and give it back.
Hehehehehehe
Hippo Dilemma: Doesn’t want to watch U*NC; gonna miss onside kick.
Heels just cut it to five (failed 2pt).
daU covers the onside, 1st and 10 from U*NC 45, 3 mins to go.
Holy fuck, never mind.
Fumbre…Holes are in business, goddammit.