NFL News: It’s all about fragile QBs today
Mike McCarthy is right: “Brett Hundley is not our issue right now”.
- The offensive line, which is supposed to protect him, is.
- Bryan Bulaga tore an ACL last night and is done for the season.
- The offensive line, which is supposed to protect him, is.
- Paxton Lynch – still injured.
- He got hurt in Week-3 of the preseason, and isn’t expected back until at least Week-10.
- At least Vance Joseph isn’t questioning his heart:
- “You have to get geared back up because you’ve been away for so long — not really mentally, but more physically,” he said.
- At least Vance Joseph isn’t questioning his heart:
- He got hurt in Week-3 of the preseason, and isn’t expected back until at least Week-10.
Andrew Luck – depends who you talk to:
- Player personnel:
- “The consensus from all the doctors is to continue rehab, to be patient and continue rehab,” Colts general manager Chris Ballard said last week.
- Jim Irsay:
- “It’s inside his head now,” Irsay allegedly said.
- “It’s been said before, all sports is played on a 4-inch field between your ears,” Irsay said on Aug. 13.
- Player personnel:
- DeShaun Watson – getting knee surgery on Wednesday.
- the work will be done by the Texans’ team doctor.
- Keeping Bob McNair happy, the team released Matt McGloin & signed last-entered-a-game-in-2011 Josh Johnson.
- Guess they’re happy with 3-5.
Derek Carr – his O-line let him get hurt because he wouldn’t join their kneel.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Capitals at Sabres – 7:00PM | NBCSN
- Kings at Ducks – 10:00PM | NBCSN
- nothing but regional broadcasts in Canada
- NCAA:
- Akron at Miami (Ohio) – 7:30PM | ESPN2
- Bowling Green at Buffalo – 7:30PM | ESPNU
- NBA:
- Bulls at Raptors – 7:30PM | TSN
- Thunder at Kings – 10:00PM | TSN
- WWE:
- SmackDown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Jim Irsay seems to have forgotten the cardinal rule:
IT’S JUST COMMON SENSE!
Also, I think it needs to be said:
Nicolas Cage’s accent in Con Air is the worst fucking thing in hollywood other than sexual assault/harassment
Is the week over yet?
Yes. Continue drinking until further notice.
Very well then. Should make for an interesting day tomorrow.
Man, WordPress on mobile is awful. Haven’t gotten a comment loaded since 1014
And how did you feel about Norway outlawing holmgang?
Probably for the best. Norway only has like 4 dozen people anyways. Can’t keep too few around
1014? Tell us, what was the Battle of Kleidion really like?
War…..war never changes
Her best performance, and she barely has a dozen lines.
Call me a cynic, but the resident evil films had all the potential in the world, she and her husband director made such awful pieces of cinematic garbage that they actually hurt the game’s reputation
Too Soon?
Too soon before posting? Yeah, whoever wrote this misspelled “tries”.
Nah, a roy halladay joke would be too soon
Too late
If the JV ballgames and such are not doing it for you, you’re in luck!
Here’s an exciting 70 mile trip through the glamorous Cajon Pass! And you’re the driver!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx_qkN-5ECw
Can I watch a Koenigsegg go fast instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj4gar5dKAU
Pretty cool! However . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx1lekgRi90
If I ever fly a 777 that’s how I’m gonna do it.
Brick installed new hydraulics on his plane. Let’s see what happens!
Love me some old school Penny Arcade before they all turned into Disney cartoons
Oh, hai Harvey.
I’m usually not one to share facebook memes, but I always found this hilarious
Couldn’t locate the address.
Google is your friend
Tried on Google; I must have teh stupid.
Yes, I liked that one too.
Also it helps if one copies the whole thing.
I posted an incomplete link at first. My bad.
Well, even so; sometimes I am bad at teh intertweetwebs.
Hahaha… the 20-year incumbent Virginia House of Delegates who proposed a bathroom bill was just beat by a trans woman. Hahahahaha!
Isn’t ironic, don’t you think.
Also a Democrat Socialist beat a Republican whip in another race.
Another productive day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1sTUnYghNg
I’ve never seen so much nasal capacity in a single photo.
“Testing….. testing….”
You seem to have a stray thread. That’s a choking hazard.
Woo! Bed is now assembled! Toothpick hack for the win!
IKEA-
Thinning the herd since 1943.
This isn’t an IKEA bed. It’s old and one of the sets of holes that attach the legs to the headboard have become bored out. Toothpicks make the holes smaller and let the screws catch securely.
Something something normal wear and tear something something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y6hIABR-nU
With just a smidge of Newton’s Law.
Das Engineer Zymm
The Good: I’ve known about that fix for ages.
The Bad: I work on aircraft for a living.
Man, this thread is deader than a retir…….
Nope, Nope, Nope…. not going there
https://youtu.be/dA4JWDm0UmM
My favorite bit from con air. I try to use it in casual conversation
Fact : Burritos are tasty
Burritos are just tacos that got cold.
Burritos are just soft tacos on the juice.
I guess the attendance at the two college games being televised tonight would indicate that everyone has an exam or paper due first thing tomorrow.
Not sport related, but refreshing to see the results of the gubernatorial contests on the east coast.
Politics are sports that can get you killed
Eh.
.
So if you want to feel bad, read Halladay’s Twitter bio. And location.
On a scale of One to Trent Green, how much CTE do I have if I’m watching TWWL’s talking heads argue about the JV NFL playoff rankings?
Javon Belcher
Not me, I’ll go homicidal long before I choose suicidal.
Oh, so more Aaron Hernandez.
Jeeze, I hope not, that would make me suicidal.
Which would also qualify as Aaron Hernandez.
/mind. blown.
/tip o’the hat to you, WCS
Mind blown would make it a Jovan Belcher though
Yep. Exactly.
Folks.
I’ve drunk.
But what have you drunk?
Yes.
Beerz
Oh?
I rarely bitch about the lineups of games, but sweet Jesus the NFL is serving up a whole platter of garbage this Sunday. The Aints and Buff maybe good?
I’ll be stuck with Rams vs. Texans and Cowboys vs. Falcons and it honestly could be so much worse.
RAMMIT v 500’s would have been awesome with Deshaun playing.
Yeah. Sad that’ll be a shit game.
Love it when bye week lines up with hot fuck garbage games
Six teams on bye are too much.
Two:
1) I don’t based ball in the least, but fuck God my damn bitch mother hole in the ass, that’s horrible. Whomever and everyone this affects, I am sorry for it.
Dos) …even I can’t be cynical enough for a bad joke.
Trois) why does anything?
Come on, a bad joke could really make a splash
I quit drinking, so I don’t know how to drown sorrows.
Looking at some of the games this week. I get the Pack aren’t much without A-A Ron but Truth Biscuit favoUred by 5?
Would you classify that game as a clown-show, or more of a shit-show?
Clown-shit.
So, it’ll smell funny?
Just because you all deserve this:
I like me some goth womyn.
Deserve ain’t got nothing to do with it. But it’s loverly. I dated her for a weekend once. Her kohl took forever to clean from my pillowcase.
Free Mike Evans!!!!!
(hey, at least he didn’t hit a girl….that we know of)
Fun Fact Just Discovered: The bottom of a bag of Tostitos nacho chips is saltier than Moby Dick’s dick.
You’re not supposed to eat ANY part of the bag, scotchy!
That’s good advice in general.
And saltier than Moby’s dick.
I nearly voted for Madre Weaselo for mayor. That tells you what I think about that. In fairness to my mother, she probably is pretty qualified, but that eliminates her for the job.
Eagles are getting healthy again. Ronald Darby is going to be back for the Dallas game. You know what that means, right? You got it. Crushing post-bye collapse and a wild card round exit!
Oh Grat, Nick Foles will lead us to the promised land.
AT LEAST AS GOOD AS PEY PEY
I had a dude in a MAGA hat (not a red one interestingly) try to get me to sign a petition to get a Republican on the some ballot. Surprise, but you bet wrong on this white guy.
I mean, Roy Halladay always did have a good sinker.
“Oof!”
-Team #tryingtoohard
*winces*
Cory Lidle is spinning in his grave.
THIS SENOR WEASELO, I CALL HIM MORTY SMITH BECAUSE HIS ONLY REACTION TO THAT IS “Aw jeez…”
My neighbor has Christmas stuff up. It was up when we returned on Sunday.
It’s just a door wreath and a little 2′ moose decoration by the front door, but still…
I’m 100% sure they’re unashamed because this is them helping Trump fight the War on Christmas.
I think I speak for all of us when I say “I wish I had a 2′ Moose”.
When I think of Christmas, moose is the first thing that comes to mind.
—Rocket J. Squirrel
Christmas themed advertisements start too early.
I shouldn’t have to look at holiday themed pancakes for at least another 2.5 weeks.
Christmas-themed movies have been on the tube for at least two weeks now. #fuckyourfeelings
-Trumpers
You gotta seriously fuck up to get arrested as a player’s wife at a HOME game.
Look at that shirt
https://imgur.com/a/3K7dQ
That’s a man with a stable grasp of reality.
I’m hungry but don’t want to leave the hotel room. Any must dines in Austin before I just say fuck it and eat at the hotel restaurant?
U of T coeds.
Not in the mood for crabs
Come on, man…they’re free!!!!!
– J. Winston
Absolutely tragic about Roy Halladay. He was one of my favorite players to watch. Before Safeco became known as Rogers Center South, my friends and I would go to Jays/M’s games 10 + years ago to watch him pitch. One time in 08, we happened to cross paths with him at a watering hole downtown Seattle and he couldn’t be more nicer.
Oh yeah, I liked that guy. Wonder how he’s doing these days…
Anyways, I’ve been napping all day. I’ll probably go back and just nap through the night now. Later.
With the lineup tonight We should all be reading past live blogs on game days. Gotta learn from our mistakes to be better. That or Maury reruns to feel better about ourselves.
Don’t take my work hours distraction away from me. That’s when I grind through the blogs to see where I can improve.
Its working.
/slaps on ass hard.
Obligatory Fuck the Irsays.
Also, good evening.
Heeeyyyyyy there.
Me looking at tonight sports lineup.
http://www.manningface.com
Oh, that is delightful.
Looking at tonight’s sprots options, I feel like JPP at an Isotoner sale; nothing is a good fit for me.
Even better than a game, now the yahoo(!) feed is live during the commercials. No commercials, plus potentially hilarious annoucer gaffes, what not to love?
Hehe, hows that Riley Sheahan workin out for ya. pens?
Coyotes gettiing their RDA of Vitamin R on that one.
Pittsburgh-Phoenix is also watchable for free, on the yahoo(!). No nbc announcers. Gotta hop on it quick, this is likely to be a mercy rule candidate game.
1-0 Ice Stillers 59 seconds in.
2-0
https://www.popsci.com/mayonnaise-disgust
I knew I was right on this issue.
If you don’t make your own mayo (heh) then you deserve to eat feces.
I categorically and vehemently oppose the conclusions of this “science”.
FAKE NEWS!
I completely support science.
Maybe this sounds sexist.
Brent Grimes put your bitch on a lease.
If she leases a Lexus she will get a big bow as well!