https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rACo1SclpdM
Well, last night’s game turned into the shitfest most of us feared it would become. Stupid me thought that, with both teams having implications from a loss, they’d keep it clean for the good of their season. Expect suspensions to be announced later today or by lunch Wednesday. Smith-Schuster and Iloka each got one-game suspensions, pending appeals.
NFL News:
- Speaking of suspensions, Gronk’s was upheld.
- He’ll shockingly be back in time for the Pats game versus the Steelers.
- Ryan Shazier may not be paralyzed from the waist down.
- They’re calling it a “spinal concussion”.
- They anticipate more movement returning once the swelling goes down.
- There will be a prognosis with 48 hours.
- They “hope” he can be moved back to Pittsburgh “soon”.
- They’re calling it a “spinal concussion”.
- Joe Mixon is still in concussion protocol after the head shot he caught last night.
- Amelia Molitor could not be reached for comment.
- Vontaze Burfict is still officially being evaluated after the massive hit by JuJu Smith-Schuster.
- My guess is that he’s compiling a hit-list form their next game.
- The George Iloka hit on Brown just added to the carnage.
- Smith-Schuster’s taunting penalty after the hit doesn’t reflect well either, and is wht will likey earn him a weekend freeon
- Another “not-good” look is Antonio Brown screaming “karma” while hit-disher JuJu Smith-Schuster was being interviewed.
- My guess is that he’s compiling a hit-list form their next game.
- After seeing the Eagles play a de facto home game against the Shitty Clippers, Sean McVay is prepping Jared Goff on silent counts in advance of the Eagles game in LA on Sunday.
- The vast emptiness of the LA Coliseum is being slowly sold out due to the influx of Eagles fans buying available tickets.
Looks like Good Ol’ JR’s going to the Rose Bowl, and drinks are on him.
https://twitter.com/WEarlBrown/status/937556167546437632
Damn straight, Big Earl…cold beers on me! https://t.co/P9LdGCvGTw
— Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) December 4, 2017
Since I was digging around Twitter when the stories broke, I thought I’d check in on the reaction to Russia being banned from the 2018 Winter Olympics. Naturally, I went to one of the President’s trusted sources, Russia Today – the FOX News of Europe.
So, the day before all of this, Vlad had him a meeting with Oliver Stone
where I’m sure no rumours were succored, and he thought that may have been the worst thing he had to deal with all week.
Then the ban hit, a tad too late for the evening news but not for Twitter.
So, how did the fine Russian bots of Twitter take this news? Not well.
Okay, that’s a good start. Now, let’s find some more anger.
Uh huh. Is there anyone willing to go over the edge?
Bingo. It should be a fun two months leading to the Olympics. I wonder if Kim the Rocket Man owes Vlad any favours?
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Rangers at Penguins – 7:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- Wild at Kings – 10:00PM | NBCSN
- Ducks at Vegas – 10:00PM | Sportsnet360
- NCAA:
- Men’s basketball
- Gonzaga vs. Villanova – 7:00PM | ESPN – The “Jimmy V Classic”
- Texas at VCU – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Vermont at Marquette – 7:00PM | FS1
- Virginia at West Virginia – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Connecticut vs. Syracuse – 9:00PM | ESPN
- Texas A&M vs. Arizona – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Utah at Butler – 9:00PM | FS1
- Men’s basketball
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
You’ll notice I did screenshots of the Russia tweets, because we get enough Russians in the “Pending” subscriber file every morning. STOP TRYING TO RUIN OUR NICE BLOG, ZAMPOLIT!
Eating cookies for breakfast doesn’t seem as bad when they are labeled as “fig bars”.
Or “Complete Cookies”
Snitch-ass flying rat.
Ahoy hoy
Ice Liouns goalie, Jacob Markstrom, got his first career NHL shutout. It took him 129 games to get the shutout, which is 3 games shy of the record. Someone is going to be elbow deep with rink rats at the Roxy tonight. Good for him!
Controlled demolition.
Better than Detroit.
Just watched Jake Muzzin blister a shot past the goalie, and I said to my (texting-not-giving-a-shit) daughter, “Damn, I love a good slap shot.”
She said nothing, because dads are stupid.
But then a small voice behind the couch said, “Aw, fuck yeah!”
I had no idea Ray Rice was in my house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj-9-3f0kr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APvaP86BzCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5XNWFw5HVw
Time to go type up some random and hypothetical stories which never really happened I guess.
Fiction.
Anyone else put cocoa butter on their nutsack?
After shaving, yes.
Straight chocolate. Fondue sack! A treat that also exfoliates!
/funnier if you know WI cities.
//Fond du Lac
///nevermind
I use Moose saliva but whatevs.
I bet Moose enjoys that.
Leave it to you to degrade something from our heritage up here, smgdh.
So glad I just got here.
So I guess it’s safe to presume that St. Francis, PA is probably not a risk to make the final four, huh?
The game seemed like such a layup for Duke I never even bothered putting it onto the schedule because it seemed like a waste of everyone’s time. I figured watching it would make people angrier.
I had it on in the background. Duke hit the century mark with about 7 minutes to go.
Ugly.
These untucked shirt commercials are absolutely ridiculous. And dumb. And ridiculously dumb.
OK…
/tries to tuck shirt in
//forgets not wearing pants
Tuck it in to your thong!
Wait, what was I talking about?
The answer, as always, is not to wear pants.
Ice Cowboys headed for an ugly, ugly loss. FUCK…
check dem titties!
Oh did I say earlier that Winnipeg was good? Scratch that.
I’m sure AZ would be happy to trade and give the old version back.
That’d be like if the Browns and Lions joined forces to form one still stunningly bad and poorly run franchise. And still no parks.
Hey, me too!!!
Well shit, I guess that means I’m a terrible girl too.
dey prolly don’t wear pants when dey watches teh feetball eitha.
You already knew that. Though I suppose it’s nice to hear it from others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZuJ_OHBN78
I love this song, I will admit it.
It has “sentuhmentuhl” value, let’s call it.
Asian drivers are improving…
If I ever don’t feel like being DD for a night, I demand she be the Lyft driver!
All those Fast and Furious movies….
https://youtu.be/9vdexWVMtkQ
Ooooh…it’s one o’ them there novel books.
Random vagrant David Letterman’s alma mater, Ball State, just beat #9 Notre Dame. In South Bend.
That could have gone….better.
Minneapolis architects were not swayed by early test results.
…which is pecking a kid in the ass.
If I had a dollar for every time a cock tried to peck my ass…I could probably afford the therapy.
Anal Trump has a new Xmas EP…
01 – “Make America Say Merry Christmas Again”
02 – “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
03 – “Jingle Pence”
04 – “It’s Always A White Christmas For Jeff Sessions”
05 – “The Bible Is My Favorite Book”
06 – “Santa Is Real, But Climate Change Is A Hoax”
07 – “Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year”
08 – “Where’s My Parade”
09 – “Tic Tacks And Mistletoe”
10 – “Carol Of The Pence”
The whole thing takes less than a minute. On bandcamp.
Bonus Track – “Christmas in Hollis State Penitentiary”
Donald Trump would never go to Hollis, there’s too many of those people. You know, middle-class. (Please note that Hollis is just south of his birth neighborhood of Jamaica Estates.)
So what you’re saying is… he’s a Carribean Muslim who wasn’t even born in the US and who’s trying to take over the country? If only he knew what the capital of Jamaica is he probably would’ve tried to take over that country instead.
West Virginia > East Virginia
Clouseau approved.
West Virginia vs. East Virginia is entertaining.
Would be better if WVU would just go ahead and put ’em away already.
Afc North is barred from playoffs. This year, and depending on the behavior of first 4 next year (all in-division), that one too. They escape, then it’s week-to-week individually.
Honey!!!! I’m getting no reception for the game, would you check the antenna?
Boooooooo… Nieves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45bUOIK2cAo
Okay, I think three options:
Option A: We take two years off of Steelers-Bengals games so things can cool off. Just have them start 0-0-2 with two extra bye weeks.
Option B: Merge the teams together for two years. I don’t think they would kill their teammates, right.
Option C: Bengals go east on US-22. Steelers goes west on US-22. When they meet somewhere inbetween Lancaster and Zanesville, they have the fight to the death and get it over with. London Knights joins AFC North as Expansion Team to replace the loser.
I’ll take Option D, which is Option C but with an unfortunate napalm accident during the rumble. Option E of course is a bad community theater rendition of West Side Story.
Who cares? They’re both a bunch a pussies.
Fuck Cleveland too.
someone jelly
Nah. Irrelevance suits me fine.
What’s actually going to happen is both games will be prime-time next season. Ratings in Yinzburgh were up 30% from the MNF against the Packers last week.
The NFL loves this, even if they say they don’t.
Posted the bowl game answers in the comments of that thread if you wanna take a look.
Sooooooo, I’m definitely chewing these, right?
The gelcaps contain benzonatate?
Yes, it’s a cough medication I got today because I brought the crud home from Vegas.
But they’re very specific not to chew them ….. or else .
Did they come with a free frogurt?
The crud? That’s a new one, but let that be a reminder for me to wrap it up!
/You know, after the hell freezing over and all
Yes, the nights were a little chilly. I probably should have taken a jacket, for sure.
Winnipeg is finally good? And they only needed what, seven straight top 5 draft picks?
“It almost worked for us.”
-Edmonton Oilers
“Those were the good ol’ days”
–
PhoenixArizona CoyotesListen, they werent all in the top five, only 1.
“Another “not-good” look is Antonio Brown screaming “karma” while hit-disher JuJu Smith-Schuster was being interviewed”
I hate everything. I hate you. I hate myself. And I hope President Trump nukes us all in his impulse inferiority-superiority complex he has because his father said he never loved him and was proud of him.
But other than that, it was a nice game yesterday.
At least there probably won’t be a 3rd game this year…
Last night was bad.
Agreed. Normally I’d be thrilled to see the Bengals run off four games, get to 9-7 and sneak in but if they end up at Pittsburgh, it will not be good
Sad thing is JuJu did it after watching his teammate be carted off with a possible broken neck. And Burfict was actually playing nicely (sort of). And Antonio screaming “Karma!” didn’t help much. If there’s a Game 3, it will be worse.
And the coaches won’t be any help. Tomlin thinks this is “AFC North Football” and Lewis lost control of his players somewhere around 2007.
Yeah, it’s out of control. We were really close to someone, on either team, getting crippled last night. That’s not the point of this whole thing.
And you’re right about the coaches….
I would like to see another game. I truly would.