I’m only human. Well, that’s the excuse I use when I screw up. Not really though but I use that to explain why I almost always cheer for that team that comes out of nowhere and against expectations, plays well or has some sort of uphill battle. Yeah, I’ve cheered for Gonzaga. I’ve cheered for Boise State. Hell, in the early 80’s I cheered for Duke. Look, I hated UNC and Dean Smith that much. The Rams got off to a very quick start this year and I waited for their house to cave in as I knew it inevitably would. Not so fast, dicknugget! They turned out to be an 11-5 team after all. So now I’m all for ’em until they lose and next year I’ll move on to another team that can make me feel as though I can feel. Enough of that let’s head off…TO THE GAME!
Falcons/Rams:
Atlanta seems a wee bit scary to me. After they stumbled here and there they finished up the season at 6-2 with the only losses being against Minny and New Orleans. The O isn’t what it was last year (but still among the league’s best) but the D became a top 10 unit. They also ended the year as #1 in third-down conversions. That’s gonna come in handy today against a L.A. D-line that makes lesser qb’s stain their jorts. The Rams? They’re fun to watch because of a.) Gurley’s talent and b.) their love of the deep ball. This one is a coin flip to me.
If you’re not a football fan there’s oodles of other stuff going on including-
NHL-
The Kings, Bruins, Leafs, Senators (ugh!) and others are icing it tonight.
College Ball-
Oklahoma, (check out Trae Young) Duke, Villanova, Kentucky, Kansas and Gonzaga are on the hardest of courts.
NBA-
Houston and Cleveland and some others can bore you if that’s your thing.
If you’re not into any of that just post pics of girlies or gifs that make you smile. Don’t worry, the commenters are high but the bar isn’t. Go Get ‘Em!
Larry David seems to have shrunken.
Oh no, that’s just him.
Larry David likes to RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!
I’m sad I missed out on posting tits.
As penance, you should post them anyway.
RAMMIT letting ATL get a 28-3 lead, just to really add insult to injury?
– W.T. Sherman
That’s fucking high-larious, Al.
Nice use of the little-used rugby maul by the Falcons on that touchdown.
I kinda want to watch parody movies form the 90s now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acVFGPnwBco
I know “form” is a mistake, but you just might be onto something there…
I’m Gonna Git You Sucka or GTFO
That was 80s, wasn’t it?
Hell yeah. Hole bumper music.
RAMMIITTT
You said hole bumper.
How old is Snoop now?
do the Lion years count?
He’s old enough that he bought crack from Marion Barry with his first record deal.
“Hey, I never sold crack, I only smoked it. And that was only cause I was trying to cheat on my wife!”
He’s 46
the sound is off the teevee box
Snoop a Rams guy this week
His entire jacket is smoke-able.
So, I missed the audio for most of this quarter, but am I going insane or does Los Angeles have weird traffic jam sounds playing throughout the game?
Still twinges of anger over the Rams leaving StL, guys. I thought I was over it, but I guess… Also lots of beer tonight so that could be part of it.
Totally okay to be bitter about it. Hell, there are plenty of people who are still bitter about the Colts leaving Baltimore.
Those guys are assholes.
hehehehehe
we should all call our exes, is what you’re getting at
I don’t think I have that much on my long distance card, but I’ll try.
Yes, going to hell…we’ve already covered this. Move along people.
Looks like I’m not betting anymore this weekend.
Gotta save my dough now for the amputee night special at Capital Cabaret I guess.
Which capital? Kabul?
Yes.
Well….well….well….
Well shit.
I can’t wait for LA to win this game 21-18 on their 7th field goal of the game.
Rams looking a whole lot like the Rams I’ve come to know and love
Great, more fuel for Cris’ “No Playoff Experience” narrative
You know Al, they have never been here before. blah fucking blah. Tomorrow will be the no team has beaten a team 3 times in a season.
I really should floss more often
But then you’d miss out on bonus tooth snacks.
Goddamn. Black Panther is already coming out in February? How many of these fucking things do they have ready to release already? (I will absolutely be seeing every one of them on opening night because I’m a mark)
Black History month, nigga you ain’t know.
Oh goddamn it. More ammo for Fox’s “WHITE AMERICA UNDER ATTACK” they’ll have to run with from this point forward since Trump won the War on Christmas last year. Guess Tucker Carlson’s gotta eat too.
There’s a meme about how the current cut is 4 hours long and people are just “STRAIGHT INTO MY VEIN! I CAN SPARE AN AFTERNOON!” and I wish this mania wasn’t now affecting the people who aren’t stereotypical nerds
I unapologetically love the MCU. I’m okay with all of this.
I want people to enjoy the fuck out of it because it’s a black superhero movie where the only white people in it are Bilbo Baggins and Gollum and people deserve representation.
It’s the biggest assault on White people since Black Heimdall.
Three MCU movies will be released this year this and next year. Captain Marvel just began filming and will be released next November, I think.
So far, RAMMIT has just been pushing rope.
hate to admit that is pretty good
Matt Bryant looks like a convict.
You misspelled prison bitch
SCORCHING ACTION ACTION ACTION
Donald won’t be retiring to open his soup restaurant anytime soon.
Instead of a NFL sheild on the 50 yard line why don’t they put a In-N-Out Burger logo instead.
Hey Matt Ryan…where are my W2s?????
Oh, sorry, you can’t even find your receivers. I’ll get back to you.
this game has been a dud so far.
Local attendees already heading for the exits…
don’t encourage Balls
well, as we saw in the opener…there is always the 2nd half. Surely, the OKC bomber can put the fear of God into his troops?
great, now Cris getting whiteGASM over Matty Ice
Do you think stationary bike instructors are as annoying in the rest of their lives as they are in their jobs?
Absolutely yes.
Follow up question: Are they as cult-ish about their chosen fitness regime as Cross Fit-ers?
Worse.
Don’t know any. But I’d imagine to become someone who tries to explain how to ride a stationary bike, one would have to be fairly douchenozzle-like.
“Just do more bike.” -LT
You can buy that TV bike on a fucking payment plan.
But you have to sign a contract where you tell everyone that you do it.
It’s just shy of $2,000 but it’s also $97 a month for 39 months. Best part? They say that’s 0% interest.
this not the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! I bet on , goddamnit
Chill.
It’ll be fine. And if not, then we’ll see some nekkid boobies.
puntkkake…?
My boss gave me some fancy white wine for Kwanzaa, but that Michelob Ultra reminded me white wine will make me an unloved fat pig who shall die alone, but then I remember I am that already, so WHITE WINE WOO!!!!
What kind?
a Sonoma County Chardonnay. His wife is from money, so it’s deffo nicer than I would buy. I find $15 a bottle extravagant,
The more we know?
Speaking of which…..
He’s doing it for the greater good.
The greater good.
You could have just said “fuck it” and drank that shit.
Cheers!
I just got wine in a can at the liquor store,ot bad.
ever since Sweet Dee did that, I have been intrigued….
Ed Hoculi (sp?) is looking very trim tonight, btw.
Just give Al unrestricted access to his flask during the first half of the Super Bowl, and his staggering will look vaguely like dancing
I want him to get drunk enough to toss around some racial slurs.
still bullshit he gets to come back but janet is basically blacklisted
Bud light commercials are better then their product
Low bar, there.
I ducked out for some, um, extracurricular activities. What’d I miss?
Just say you rubbed one out. We all know.
Hey, when I’m masturbating, I come right out and spray- I mean say it.
The tens in attendance really making some muted buzz to support RAMMIT.
Are they trying to get the average game length up so they can show more commercials? And they wonder why ratings are dropping…
No more Viagra ads too…
They have been, but I thought they were going to shorten them because people aren’t watching.
So it isn’t black people wanting rights?
I sat next to a guy on my last flight who stopped watching NFL cause of the protests. His argument was that he didn’t think the field was the appropriate spot, especially considering the media access the players have. I didn’t bother arguing cause he was an otherwise nice guy and I don’t generally try to upset people I have to sit next to for 4-5 hours
You disappoint me.
Coliseum turf is slippery. How does that happen? It hasn’t rained here in months!
The ole Real Madrid where they water the shit out of it.
They had the West Hollywood Naked Twister tournament there on Friday.
Yesterday was the blindfolded water sports convention, so it is a bit slick.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! fever manifesting itself in the form of protective sweat
KY tanker truck headed to the San Fernando valley sprung a leak?
This is the most plausible explanation.
Why are you listening to the fucking commentary? Can’t you at least hit the SAP button and try to learn Spanish? I guarantee you it’s better than whatever you’re listening to now.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! needs to assemble they shit and keep it bound cohesively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez7RUSCUhzk
Al is getting cranky as fuck in his old age
While they reviewed this I read War & Peace.
For those of you not reading, a bunch of Rooskie alcoholics killed theyselves
Now that I don’t live in a frozen wasteland, I identify way less with Russian literature. It’s a good thing.
Thanks. We all now have a de facto B.A. in Russian Literature.
Are you sure that wasn’t Anna Karenininina?
Fuck. I haven’t done anything all day. I didn’t even get a haircut.
embrace your inner Unabomber
I ordered a pizza and opened a bottle of wine. PRODUCTIVE. Oh, and I watered my plants! SUPER PRODUCTIVE!
Why would you do anything when doing nothing is so amazing? You’re an inspiration to us all.
No. Sorry. I wouldn’t be complaining if it weren’t for other reasons.
I gave up on haircuts so I could channel my inner ’80s hair-metal god.
If it works, you can all be in my entourage.
Even the fucking commentary is aggravated at shitty commercial timing
Time to drank more while they figure this shit out.
They ruled the muff
YEAH WE DID!!!!!!
Oh wait, you meant….
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PLAYOFF EXPERIENCE IT WAS JUST STUPIDITY, YA KNOW, THE SAME STUPIDITY YOU SPEW EVERY WEEK, COLLINSWORTH