Your “And I Wonder, Yes I Wonder. Who’ll Stop The Run?” AFC Wild Card Open Thread

Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to be that sexy a tilt but one team will advance and the other will call it a day so I guess it’s got that going for it. Shall we jump in? TO THE GAME!

TITANS/CHIEFS:

KC is much like most teams in that they tend to win when they get turnovers. In their ten wins they forced 25 of them. I mention this because qb Mariota has regressed this year and has a non-sparkling 13/15 TD/Intercept ratio. It should be noted that he’s reigned in his penchant for fumbling…finally.

Injuries:

Ouchies to both A. Hunt and Thomas could mean that Tyreek Hill gets some more opportunities to touch the ball and the more he’s able to run around the more he’s likely to break a long one. On t’udder side DeMarco is gone so rb Henry will be carrying the full load. He did so last week and he kinda struggled but the talent is there.

History:

The Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game at home in 24 years. Oof. Here’s something else though-they’ve not given up more than 20 points at Arrowhead in more than a year.

Other Stuff:

The Titans have the eighth-best rushing attack in the league and the KC run D is ranked dead last. However, the latter squad really messed things up statistically during that losing slide mid-way through the sked. As it happens, Henry and Co. have been effective at runs longer than 4+ and 10+ yards according to some advanced stats I don’t fully understand.

My Hot Take(Away):

Takeaway? Get it? Who says that we at DFO don’t pander to our legions of Brit commenters? Anyboo, I figure Henry has to run for at least 125 and Mariota has to have a perfect game as far as turnovers are concerned. Much like most of the Chiefs opponents, I don’t think the Titans will be able to contain te Kelce which will in turn free up Hill.

So get with the tip-tapping down below.

 

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Smithchez

Listen to this voice inflection, or lack thereof

King Hippo

JEEEEEESUS, Tits

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’d say more “doozy” than “classic” but potato, po-vodka

Horatio Cornblower

I’d agree with McDonough insofar that it has indeed been a game, but that’s as far as I’m willing to go.

fleshwound_NPG

Triplette done playoff games for 19 years, gonna do another 19

seniority, baby

Horatio Cornblower

It is amazing, because he is truly terrible.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That’s a horseshit call

Gratliff

Someone explain 1st & 9

Mr. Ayo

Spot foul on the holding, back 10 yards, replay 1st down.

Gratliff

Why wouldn’t it just be 1st & 10? Why give them the free yard?

King Hippo

sphincters, ah say

Horatio Cornblower

If Gruden doesn’t see holding on that play Mark Davis might want to rethink paying a blind guy $100 million to coach football.

clint greasewood

Andy Reid after this game

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JustStopDude

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King Hippo

BLEERGH!!!!

JustStopDude

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Interesting image…

Smithchez

sigh

JustStopDude

Yup…no Browns….:(

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Along with the Bills and Lions as not having won a division since realignment.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

PARODY

JustStopDude

Yeah…no Bills, Lions, Browns, Jags…am I missing anyone else?

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Nope but the Jags won this year so they’re off the list.

fleshwound_NPG

trash league

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus Christ Chiefs, it was 21-3 when I went to grab a shower and have dinner! What in the fuck is wrong with y….Oh, right. Andy Reid’s contract only pays him for 18 weeks of work.

Spur

Alex Smith INT incoming.

King Hippo

your fingertips to the footy gods’ ears (hopefully)

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Remember when you had to get approved to comment in liveblogs? I don’t miss those days.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

DFO has no standards. We even let Pats fans comment.

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Yeah, it’s much better there’s no filter on my comments.

Poopy dicky poophead. Poop poop.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

For those who are new:

So circa 2011-12, on KSK the liveblog was a square of running comments. (imagine Slack but the size of a cell phone screen).

Since Magary and Ape were Deadspin people, you had to be approved to comment in said blogs. There were like 10 approved people and 6 were people who wrote for the site (Kogod, MMP, etc.)

The only way you got a comment in was if a mod liked it and then it took like 4 minutes for it to show up.

Gratliff

Those fucking things were EVERYWHERE. I hated them so much.

Dick E. Phuck

They don’t call him Mike Mularkey for nothing.

JustStopDude

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Maybe the chiefs could have a banner like this put up?

Mr. Ayo

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theeWeeBabySeamus

They’d have to show up first.

ballsofsteelandfury

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NOT WANT TO RUN THE BALL?

MikeWallaceAndGromit

THESE TITANS I CALL THEM THE U.S. CAVALRY BECAUSE THEY’RE RAMPAGING THROUGH LANDS THEY’RE NOT WELCOME IN AND THE CHIEFS CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT.

Senor Weaselo

NOT FUMBLE TWOOOOOO’D!

Smithchez

gReAt pLaYcAlLinG

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

McDonough’s balls just dropped

ballsofsteelandfury

So glad you caught that too.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hey man, when in Rome…

WCS

ANDY REID ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Gratliff

A perfect microcosm of the Chiefs year

theeWeeBabySeamus

And Hippoz ejaculates.

His cat looks on disapprovingly.

ThePirateSloth

I almost don’t want to ask….. but has anyone seen Otto?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

He never rolls in here.

ThePirateSloth

I knew whatever answer I got would make me sad

Dammit

Beastmode Ate My Baby

He exists now…only in my fiction…

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He… threw to Decker.

fleshwound_NPG

THROW TO DECKER…?!

Spur
Mr. Ayo

CHEFS!

Senor Weaselo

Deckerdown? Is that still a thing?

King Hippo

OMFG, of course it’s fucking Decker

litre_cola

I will take it

Smithchez

TITS UP BABY!

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s one of them there Heisman throws.
Jeebus.

King Hippo

yeah, that was GORGEOUS

Smithchez

The only thing within 10 yards of the receiver was the ball. And only barely.

King Hippo

Time of possession. The silent killer!

Dick E. Phuck

THESE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS I CALL THEM MICHAEL HUTCHENCE, BECAUSE THEY WERE IN A STATE OF EUPHORIA BUT ARE NOW CHOKING THEMSELVES TO DEATH.

clint greasewood

much exotic

so smash mouth

marioto is a sneaky boi

BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS STREAM I’M WATCHING I CALL IT DR. NICK’S OPERATING ROOM BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL AS HELL AND CUTTING IN AND OUT WITHOUT ANY REASON AT ALL

King Hippo

Run off tackle, get 9 yards. Then PASS, then empty backfield??

Spur

RUN THE BALL

clint greasewood

Cant spell Elite without Mariota

theeWeeBabySeamus

Joe Flacco would like a word.

King Hippo

Christ, what a stupid play

theeWeeBabySeamus

You no like the great catch for -1?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I must have said that a million times watching the Raiders run similar plays this season.

King Hippo

this, folks, is our AFC West.

Spur

KC has given up. Their KHUNT can’t help them now.

Smithchez

STOP THROWING IT TO DECKER

Gratliff

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King Hippo

WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

clint greasewood

Smash mouth offense aka the Ray Rice special.

King Hippo

not like Decker woulda caught it

Spur

Dont throw to Decker.

King Hippo

UGH, stop being so shy about running