Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to be that sexy a tilt but one team will advance and the other will call it a day so I guess it’s got that going for it. Shall we jump in? TO THE GAME!
TITANS/CHIEFS:
KC is much like most teams in that they tend to win when they get turnovers. In their ten wins they forced 25 of them. I mention this because qb Mariota has regressed this year and has a non-sparkling 13/15 TD/Intercept ratio. It should be noted that he’s reigned in his penchant for fumbling…finally.
Injuries:
Ouchies to both A. Hunt and Thomas could mean that Tyreek Hill gets some more opportunities to touch the ball and the more he’s able to run around the more he’s likely to break a long one. On t’udder side DeMarco is gone so rb Henry will be carrying the full load. He did so last week and he kinda struggled but the talent is there.
History:
The Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game at home in 24 years. Oof. Here’s something else though-they’ve not given up more than 20 points at Arrowhead in more than a year.
Other Stuff:
The Titans have the eighth-best rushing attack in the league and the KC run D is ranked dead last. However, the latter squad really messed things up statistically during that losing slide mid-way through the sked. As it happens, Henry and Co. have been effective at runs longer than 4+ and 10+ yards according to some advanced stats I don’t fully understand.
My Hot Take(Away):
Takeaway? Get it? Who says that we at DFO don’t pander to our legions of Brit commenters? Anyboo, I figure Henry has to run for at least 125 and Mariota has to have a perfect game as far as turnovers are concerned. Much like most of the Chiefs opponents, I don’t think the Titans will be able to contain te Kelce which will in turn free up Hill.
So get with the tip-tapping down below.
Listen to this voice inflection, or lack thereof
JEEEEEESUS, Tits
I’d say more “doozy” than “classic” but potato, po-vodka
I’d agree with McDonough insofar that it has indeed been a game, but that’s as far as I’m willing to go.
Triplette done playoff games for 19 years, gonna do another 19
seniority, baby
It is amazing, because he is truly terrible.
That’s a horseshit call
Someone explain 1st & 9
Spot foul on the holding, back 10 yards, replay 1st down.
Why wouldn’t it just be 1st & 10? Why give them the free yard?
sphincters, ah say
If Gruden doesn’t see holding on that play Mark Davis might want to rethink paying a blind guy $100 million to coach football.
Andy Reid after this game
BLEERGH!!!!
Interesting image…
sigh
Yup…no Browns….:(
Along with the Bills and Lions as not having won a division since realignment.
PARODY
Yeah…no Bills, Lions, Browns, Jags…am I missing anyone else?
Nope but the Jags won this year so they’re off the list.
trash league
Jesus Christ Chiefs, it was 21-3 when I went to grab a shower and have dinner! What in the fuck is wrong with y….Oh, right. Andy Reid’s contract only pays him for 18 weeks of work.
Alex Smith INT incoming.
your fingertips to the footy gods’ ears (hopefully)
Remember when you had to get approved to comment in liveblogs? I don’t miss those days.
DFO has no standards. We even let Pats fans comment.
Yeah, it’s much better there’s no filter on my comments.
Poopy dicky poophead. Poop poop.
For those who are new:
So circa 2011-12, on KSK the liveblog was a square of running comments. (imagine Slack but the size of a cell phone screen).
Since Magary and Ape were Deadspin people, you had to be approved to comment in said blogs. There were like 10 approved people and 6 were people who wrote for the site (Kogod, MMP, etc.)
The only way you got a comment in was if a mod liked it and then it took like 4 minutes for it to show up.
Those fucking things were EVERYWHERE. I hated them so much.
They don’t call him Mike Mularkey for nothing.
Maybe the chiefs could have a banner like this put up?
They’d have to show up first.
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NOT WANT TO RUN THE BALL?
THESE TITANS I CALL THEM THE U.S. CAVALRY BECAUSE THEY’RE RAMPAGING THROUGH LANDS THEY’RE NOT WELCOME IN AND THE CHIEFS CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNYo6UFYCsM
NOT FUMBLE TWOOOOOO’D!
gReAt pLaYcAlLinG
McDonough’s balls just dropped
So glad you caught that too.
Hey man, when in Rome…
ANDY REID ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
A perfect microcosm of the Chiefs year
And Hippoz ejaculates.
His cat looks on disapprovingly.
I almost don’t want to ask….. but has anyone seen Otto?
He never rolls in here.
I knew whatever answer I got would make me sad
Dammit
He exists now…only in my fiction…
He… threw to Decker.
THROW TO DECKER…?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E
CHEFS!
Deckerdown? Is that still a thing?
OMFG, of course it’s fucking Decker
I will take it
TITS UP BABY!
That’s one of them there Heisman throws.
Jeebus.
yeah, that was GORGEOUS
The only thing within 10 yards of the receiver was the ball. And only barely.
Time of possession. The silent killer!
THESE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS I CALL THEM MICHAEL HUTCHENCE, BECAUSE THEY WERE IN A STATE OF EUPHORIA BUT ARE NOW CHOKING THEMSELVES TO DEATH.
much exotic
so smash mouth
marioto is a sneaky boi
THIS STREAM I’M WATCHING I CALL IT DR. NICK’S OPERATING ROOM BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL AS HELL AND CUTTING IN AND OUT WITHOUT ANY REASON AT ALL
Run off tackle, get 9 yards. Then PASS, then empty backfield??
RUN THE BALL
Cant spell Elite without Mariota
Joe Flacco would like a word.
Christ, what a stupid play
You no like the great catch for -1?
I must have said that a million times watching the Raiders run similar plays this season.
this, folks, is our AFC West.
KC has given up. Their KHUNT can’t help them now.
STOP THROWING IT TO DECKER
WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smash mouth offense aka the Ray Rice special.
not like Decker woulda caught it
Dont throw to Decker.
UGH, stop being so shy about running