We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let’s go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj
RB: Advantage DJ Taj
Defense: Advantage Yeah Right
Penis size: Draw (they are brothers, after all)
Special Teams: Who cares?
FINAL VERDICT: It’s a classic unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The Saints offense versus the Vikings defense.
The Big Unknown for me is how Case Keenum will play in a Big Game. If Case turns the ball over, that will enable the Saints to work a short field and score crucial points.
The Saints defense is not that far behind the Vikings’, so this could be the key to the game.
In any case, one thing I know is that Joe Buck will be announcing with Troy Aikman, which means it’s best to watch with the sound off. Or, better yet, picture Troy trying to get Joe to show his tits for beads.
I bet you Dan Fouts would do it no problem.
Ok, that’s enough of me. To the game!
Alcohol: engaged.
What is, “opposite of eating the pussy”? I’ll take World Geography for $1200.
Feeding the fishies
I enjoyed IT, even though it left out some major plot lines from the book. Some of them don’t make sense, because it’s not like they’d be difficult to replicate; they were in the 1990 mini-series. Overall though, a solid B+. Looking forward to the sequel.
Were there at least multiple endings?
I don’t know; rented through cable provider. Not out at Redbox yet. That said, I’m sure there’s 34 different “alternate endings.”
a la Clue starring Tim Curry who starred in… It
At least one set of happy endings was omitted for sure.
So much whiskey at this wedding. Insider, correct me if I’m wrong, but I think I went 4 for 4 this weekend.
Echo!
(Echo! Echo. echo.)
Now batting de Pedro Borbón, Manny Mota
Sunday! Sunday, sunday…
Still trying to figure out if I like Bloodhound Gang or despise them. Once I figure it out I’ll set my time machine to 2009 and be the coolest kid on the block.
2009? More like 1998.
I’m like a reverse hipster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U
The song about lap dances and cryin’ strippers still makes me laugh even if I feel bad about laughing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGu4nhviVoc
Apropos of ntohing I thought of this the other day and just started chuckling to myself like a madman
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07072006
Forecast calls for? Sleeping like a baby. Good night folks.
On to Philly.
Tracksuits hosting RAWK CHAWK tomorrow night should be… a hoopsball match.
Because it’s WVU, losing on the road yesterday to the eighth-ranked team in country by a point (77-76), we’ll drop from #2 to, like, #19th.
Also stop trying to get me to like you Penguins music director!
The Rangers need a kick in the ass. Immediately.
Maybe Mike Richter is still alive?
/Is he related to Andy?
Certainly isnt the goaltending thats the issue.
Then Messier it is! Those are the only two historic/folkloric Rangers I can think of, being a Western Conferencehead
Damn bye week.
But seriously, 47 shots? Plus 37 yesterday? What the hell, defense not named McDonagh because he’s hurt?
Of all the fucking fucks, it HAS to be Crosby.
I despise him.
Pretty unbelievable little pass he maed there though. But more importantly, if you’s the Rangers, fucking cover Sidney Crosby! He’s pretty good!
Did Hippo win or are hired goons looking for him now?
I think tWBS bet too, but I don’t know on who.
If someone can direct me to the slash fiction story where Alex Ovechkin is a secret Kremlin agent whose sole mission is to destabilize the N. Korea regime, and the NHL Olympic ban for the games in S. Korea was his ONLY shot to complete his mission so he has to DO SOMETHING about it, that would be great.
Okay. This was pretty cool.
SPOILER!!!
Meh
As a former db, I’m embarrassed by that play. That’s just horrible defense.
Geaux Saints! DJ Taj is always bitching about their secondary.
With due cause. That guy should have been cut on his way to the locker room.
why no penalty for taking off his helmet?
I’m rooting for the dogs. https://gfycat.com/DistantShabbyAmericanrobin
Penguins goalie has a song about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2m2VNTIhcQ
How the fuck did the Vikings win?
they scored more points.
That’s unpossible.
Saints DB is an idiot.
This is what happens when you take away incentives. *Those people* get lazy.
There’s no way that’s legal, but it’s the Pens, so probably a goal.
There was no kick, but definitely not legal either way.
Bad guys scored again?
Goddamn P*ts cheating again.
Thats some bullshit if that goal counts.
https://imgur.com/gallery/o25j6
Fury should have been a bigger movie.
I love that movie. Just a fun damn war movie.
Oh you’re a Fury too? I didn’t see you at the last Con; although, I guess that makes sense.
Sebastian Aho not raw anymore after that hit.
I’m actually amazed my phone survived the textkakke and these people know I watch the games on delay.
Holy shit, took 20 minutes just to respond to everyone.
Who’s off tomorrow?
Saints!
I’m always off Mondays!
Oh yeah, I get off EVERY day!
Working, because I work for fascists.
I didn’t know you worked in the White House.
I actually have to work tomorrow.
I think I’ll make it.
Do you work with Saints and/or Bears fans? I hope so.
Nah, we have a bunch of Cowboy fans, Raider fans, Rams and Niner fans and a few Chiefs and Dolphins fans. Oh yeah there are two P*ts fans that I hope to be talking to in a couple of weeks.
Rangers are like the Joe Flacco of the NHL. So much so, in fact, that I think I’ve made this joke befor and forgot.
Hey, you’ve still got…. the Knicks? Nets?
Uh, nevermind. Carry on.
I take the Catler approach to basketball.
Remember Carmen Electra? She was a good… thing.
Some good sound!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKgUiBOpsZ4
“its gonna be 48 and drizzly. and were bringing the purple rain!”
PA is a gift.
I thought he owned the Seahawks. Or, was murdered by Patrick Bateman.
Evidently, the Pens aren’t allowed to have a goaltender who’s name doesn’t end with a “y.”
Fluery
Murray
Jarry
Tonight’s backup: Chris May
Wait…weenie doesn’t end in “y”.
Hehehehehe
We all want Minn/Jax, is that correct? Worst case, Phil/Jax. I think those are the only two possibilities.
Anyone but TAWMMY.
Lutefisk vs Mom’s Meth. if the Eagles go i will have to join the Dark Side and root for the Pats.
Hey I had to step away, so that last-minute Saints field goal was a tough way for the Vikes to lose.
/listens intently to earpiece
I am being told that I should’ve watched the ending.
/listens intently to earpiece
Now I am being told I do not have an earpiece.
Formula to beat the Ice Giants:
Start backup goaltenders.
Dress anyone who needs a first NHL Goal
This is accurate.
To be fair, Matt Murray had a death in the family.
Murray?
I LOVE YOU ALL
TEDDYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!
Let’s go kick some Philly ass!!!
Eagles and Eagles fans deserve no football joy.
Step on their necks Viking bros.
Sad Brees is the best Brees. I’m SO ready for next Sunday.
I’m alternating between hyperventilating, tears and just laughing my ass off.
The neighbors heard.
Glad to see you made it. Your brother still MIA?
He came downstairs to get another beer and was silent. I just said “Hell of a game.”
Is Hippo still here? And if so, how much did you put on Shitty Wolves +15?
Whatever it was, you lost it.
The Jags already have 150 yards in penalties Although it would be nice as one last fuck you to Kraft for Goodell to fuck New England out of a Super Bowl appearance by letting The Jags beat the shit out of The Pats on defense
Bill Mahr is still a thing?
Has anyone accused him of asking her to watch him tug one out 25 years ago? If not, then he’s still good.
So when does the late game start?
Awwwwww.
This just in: the review on that last vikings TD is being reviewed and, yes, it’s overturned!
Refs warming up for the next P*ts game?
Bortles-Keenum SUPER BOWL LII ON NBC!!!! Yeah it’s the shit sandwich The Season of Trump deserves
SUPERL LII, Someone Has to Win!
Eagles are 3.5 point underdogs as of right now.
Pure, unbridled nightmare fuel.
The fact that it’s not a photoshop makes it all the more horrifying
Yeah, but did he survive the ground?
MOTHERFUCKER!!!! THIS SHIT, this fucking curse is going to be broken!!!!!!
FUCK YES!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, he is still alive.
Nice.
As long as that didn’t end with a SPLAT.
Oh it did. You do NOT want to see my undies.
That’s true just about every day just so you know.
Beat me to it.
So how do you really feel?
oh dear God, what of your poor brother?
I haven’t seen him since the play.
That’s THE PLAY, not the play.
We finally have one going our way for a fucking change!
I love how Josina Anderson always dresses like she’s going to the club with Fifty cent.
Don’t hotels have excellent soundproofing just to prevent that sort of nonsense?
Oh wait, was there a game on too? Did something interesting happen?
Hey, hawkey season started today. Let’s rivebrog Pens-Rangers!
Hey, Ice Giants decided to show up in Pittsburgh, unlike yesterday at MSG!
Shhhh. That didnt happen!