Your Yeah Right family Battle Royale Open Thread

We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.

Let’s go to The Tale Of The Tape!

Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right

Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj

QB: Advantage DJ Taj

RB: Advantage DJ Taj

Defense: Advantage Yeah Right

Penis size: Draw (they are brothers,  after all)

Special Teams: Who cares?

FINAL VERDICT: It’s a classic unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The Saints offense versus the Vikings defense.

The Big Unknown for me is how Case Keenum will play in a Big Game.  If Case turns the ball over,  that will enable the Saints to work a short field and score crucial points.

The Saints defense is not that far behind the Vikings’, so this could be the key to the game.

In any case,  one thing I know is that Joe Buck will be announcing with Troy Aikman, which means it’s best to watch with the sound off. Or,  better yet, picture Troy trying to get Joe to show his tits for beads.

I bet you Dan Fouts would do it no problem.

Ok,  that’s enough of me.  To the game!

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herodotus450

Alcohol: engaged.

Brick Meathook

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WCS

What is, “opposite of eating the pussy”? I’ll take World Geography for $1200.

Mr. Ayo

Feeding the fishies

WCS

I enjoyed IT, even though it left out some major plot lines from the book. Some of them don’t make sense, because it’s not like they’d be difficult to replicate; they were in the 1990 mini-series. Overall though, a solid B+. Looking forward to the sequel.

herodotus450

Were there at least multiple endings?

WCS

I don’t know; rented through cable provider. Not out at Redbox yet. That said, I’m sure there’s 34 different “alternate endings.”

herodotus450

a la Clue starring Tim Curry who starred in… It

WCS

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Unsurprised

At least one set of happy endings was omitted for sure.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So much whiskey at this wedding. Insider, correct me if I’m wrong, but I think I went 4 for 4 this weekend.

herodotus450

Echo!

Senor Weaselo

(Echo! Echo. echo.)

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Now batting de Pedro Borbón, Manny Mota

herodotus450

Sunday! Sunday, sunday…

herodotus450

Still trying to figure out if I like Bloodhound Gang or despise them. Once I figure it out I’ll set my time machine to 2009 and be the coolest kid on the block.

Brick Meathook

2009? More like 1998.

herodotus450

I’m like a reverse hipster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U

Brick Meathook

The song about lap dances and cryin’ strippers still makes me laugh even if I feel bad about laughing.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Apropos of ntohing I thought of this the other day and just started chuckling to myself like a madman
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07072006

yeah right

Forecast calls for? Sleeping like a baby. Good night folks.
On to Philly.

WCS

Tracksuits hosting RAWK CHAWK tomorrow night should be… a hoopsball match.

Because it’s WVU, losing on the road yesterday to the eighth-ranked team in country by a point (77-76), we’ll drop from #2 to, like, #19th.

Sharkbait

Also stop trying to get me to like you Penguins music director!

Sharkbait

The Rangers need a kick in the ass. Immediately.

herodotus450

Maybe Mike Richter is still alive?
/Is he related to Andy?

Sharkbait

Certainly isnt the goaltending thats the issue.

herodotus450

Then Messier it is! Those are the only two historic/folkloric Rangers I can think of, being a Western Conferencehead

Senor Weaselo

Damn bye week.

Senor Weaselo

But seriously, 47 shots? Plus 37 yesterday? What the hell, defense not named McDonagh because he’s hurt?

herodotus450

Of all the fucking fucks, it HAS to be Crosby.

Sharkbait

I despise him.

herodotus450

Pretty unbelievable little pass he maed there though. But more importantly, if you’s the Rangers, fucking cover Sidney Crosby! He’s pretty good!

WCS

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Unsurprised

Did Hippo win or are hired goons looking for him now?

WCS

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herodotus450

If someone can direct me to the slash fiction story where Alex Ovechkin is a secret Kremlin agent whose sole mission is to destabilize the N. Korea regime, and the NHL Olympic ban for the games in S. Korea was his ONLY shot to complete his mission so he has to DO SOMETHING about it, that would be great.

Unsurprised

Okay. This was pretty cool.

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Mr. Ayo

SPOILER!!!

Unsurprised

Meh

yeah right

Geaux Saints! DJ Taj is always bitching about their secondary.

Spur

why no penalty for taking off his helmet?

Spur

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Unsurprised

I’m rooting for the dogs. https://gfycat.com/DistantShabbyAmericanrobin

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herodotus450

Penguins goalie has a song about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2m2VNTIhcQ

Unsurprised

How the fuck did the Vikings win?

Spur

they scored more points.

Unsurprised

That’s unpossible.

Unsurprised

This is what happens when you take away incentives. *Those people* get lazy.

Senor Weaselo

There’s no way that’s legal, but it’s the Pens, so probably a goal.

Sharkbait

There was no kick, but definitely not legal either way.

herodotus450

Bad guys scored again?

Unsurprised

Goddamn P*ts cheating again.

Spur

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Sharkbait

Thats some bullshit if that goal counts.

herodotus450
Spur

Fury should have been a bigger movie.

yeah right

I love that movie. Just a fun damn war movie.

herodotus450

Oh you’re a Fury too? I didn’t see you at the last Con; although, I guess that makes sense.

herodotus450

Sebastian Aho not raw anymore after that hit.

yeah right

I’m actually amazed my phone survived the textkakke and these people know I watch the games on delay.
Holy shit, took 20 minutes just to respond to everyone.

Spur

Who’s off tomorrow?

yeah right

Saints!

Senor Weaselo

I’m always off Mondays!

herodotus450

Oh yeah, I get off EVERY day!

Sharkbait

Working, because I work for fascists.

WCS

I didn’t know you worked in the White House.

yeah right

I actually have to work tomorrow.

I think I’ll make it.

WCS

Do you work with Saints and/or Bears fans? I hope so.

yeah right

Nah, we have a bunch of Cowboy fans, Raider fans, Rams and Niner fans and a few Chiefs and Dolphins fans. Oh yeah there are two P*ts fans that I hope to be talking to in a couple of weeks.

herodotus450

Rangers are like the Joe Flacco of the NHL. So much so, in fact, that I think I’ve made this joke befor and forgot.

Sharkbait

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WCS

Hey, you’ve still got…. the Knicks? Nets?

Uh, nevermind. Carry on.

Sharkbait

I take the Catler approach to basketball.

WCS

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herodotus450

Remember Carmen Electra? She was a good… thing.

rockingdog

Some good sound!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKgUiBOpsZ4

“its gonna be 48 and drizzly. and were bringing the purple rain!”

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

PA is a gift.

WCS

I thought he owned the Seahawks. Or, was murdered by Patrick Bateman.

WCS

Evidently, the Pens aren’t allowed to have a goaltender who’s name doesn’t end with a “y.”

Fluery
Murray
Jarry
Tonight’s backup: Chris May

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wait…weenie doesn’t end in “y”.

Hehehehehe

SonOfSpam

We all want Minn/Jax, is that correct? Worst case, Phil/Jax. I think those are the only two possibilities.

WCS

Anyone but TAWMMY.

Spur

Lutefisk vs Mom’s Meth. if the Eagles go i will have to join the Dark Side and root for the Pats.

SonOfSpam

Hey I had to step away, so that last-minute Saints field goal was a tough way for the Vikes to lose.

/listens intently to earpiece

I am being told that I should’ve watched the ending.

/listens intently to earpiece

Now I am being told I do not have an earpiece.

WCS

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Sharkbait

Formula to beat the Ice Giants:

Start backup goaltenders.

Dress anyone who needs a first NHL Goal

Senor Weaselo

This is accurate.

WCS

To be fair, Matt Murray had a death in the family.

herodotus450

Murray?

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

I LOVE YOU ALL

yeah right

TEDDYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!

Let’s go kick some Philly ass!!!

Spur

Eagles and Eagles fans deserve no football joy.
Step on their necks Viking bros.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Sad Brees is the best Brees. I’m SO ready for next Sunday.

yeah right

I’m alternating between hyperventilating, tears and just laughing my ass off.

The neighbors heard.

litre_cola

Glad to see you made it. Your brother still MIA?

yeah right

He came downstairs to get another beer and was silent. I just said “Hell of a game.”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Is Hippo still here? And if so, how much did you put on Shitty Wolves +15?
Whatever it was, you lost it.

CBQUE

The Jags already have 150 yards in penalties Although it would be nice as one last fuck you to Kraft for Goodell to fuck New England out of a Super Bowl appearance by letting The Jags beat the shit out of The Pats on defense

yeah right

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Sharkbait

Bill Mahr is still a thing?

Romonobyl

Has anyone accused him of asking her to watch him tug one out 25 years ago? If not, then he’s still good.

theeWeeBabySeamus

So when does the late game start?
Awwwwww.

herodotus450

This just in: the review on that last vikings TD is being reviewed and, yes, it’s overturned!

Romonobyl

Refs warming up for the next P*ts game?

CBQUE

Bortles-Keenum SUPER BOWL LII ON NBC!!!! Yeah it’s the shit sandwich The Season of Trump deserves

Spur

SUPERL LII, Someone Has to Win!

Gratliff

Eagles are 3.5 point underdogs as of right now.
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WCS

Pure, unbridled nightmare fuel.

Gratliff

The fact that it’s not a photoshop makes it all the more horrifying

Dick E. Phuck

Yeah, but did he survive the ground?

yeah right

MOTHERFUCKER!!!! THIS SHIT, this fucking curse is going to be broken!!!!!!

FUCK YES!

yeah right

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, he is still alive.
Nice.

Romonobyl

As long as that didn’t end with a SPLAT.

yeah right

Oh it did. You do NOT want to see my undies.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s true just about every day just so you know.

Romonobyl

Beat me to it.

Senor Weaselo

So how do you really feel?

King Hippo

oh dear God, what of your poor brother?

yeah right

I haven’t seen him since the play.

SonOfSpam

That’s THE PLAY, not the play.

yeah right

We finally have one going our way for a fucking change!

CBQUE

I love how Josina Anderson always dresses like she’s going to the club with Fifty cent.

hippofant

Don’t hotels have excellent soundproofing just to prevent that sort of nonsense?

Oh wait, was there a game on too? Did something interesting happen?

WCS

Hey, hawkey season started today. Let’s rivebrog Pens-Rangers!

Senor Weaselo

Hey, Ice Giants decided to show up in Pittsburgh, unlike yesterday at MSG!

Sharkbait

Shhhh. That didnt happen!