We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let’s go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj
RB: Advantage DJ Taj
Defense: Advantage Yeah Right
Penis size: Draw (they are brothers, after all)
Special Teams: Who cares?
FINAL VERDICT: It’s a classic unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The Saints offense versus the Vikings defense.
The Big Unknown for me is how Case Keenum will play in a Big Game. If Case turns the ball over, that will enable the Saints to work a short field and score crucial points.
The Saints defense is not that far behind the Vikings’, so this could be the key to the game.
In any case, one thing I know is that Joe Buck will be announcing with Troy Aikman, which means it’s best to watch with the sound off. Or, better yet, picture Troy trying to get Joe to show his tits for beads.
I bet you Dan Fouts would do it no problem.
Ok, that’s enough of me. To the game!
Breesception
The Force flowing through Griffin
DOINKCEPTION
stigmata alert!!
Oooops
GAMBLOR shines upon thee this Sunday
what did you bet? and what on?
tWBS has much bet on Minny. I made $640 total on Jaguras, broke even yesterday. Losing about $300 on this one unless we get a sweet, unlikely backdoor cover late.
‘ain’ts
It’s the playoffs. Leave Bitchin’ Kamara in.
bitchin Kamara geting that 1st down!
Ted Ginn fucks up everything
DILLY DILLY
oh man, too clever by half
GinnDOWN?
Womp, womp.
indeed-y do
Someone just licked my ass
DILLY DILLY
gee whillikers, get the ball to Bitchin’ Kamara whoda think it?
Bitchin’ Kamara, Bitchin’ Kamara!
I ran over the safety!
that nose ring really does it for em!
How many Minnesota cops do you think instinctively reached for their service weapons after seeing all those minorities freeze?
it’s ok guys, the white one is leading them!!
Is Atlanta on Netflix or Hulu?
Sadly, I don’t think Netflix. Looks pretty great.
Think it’s on FX.
That freeze tag TD celebration…just a reminder the NFL thought that was illegal and bad for the game not long ago, and should not deserve ANY credit for allowing it.
I liked Chris Parnell a lot more as Cyril.
we also would have accepted Andy Dwyer
“Dilly Dilly” sounds like a 7-year old describing Zymm’s closet.
This looks like it’ll be over at halftime. They can put that old screwdriver-drinking lady in for Keenum.
Yeah but we said the same thing about the Steelers game.
Yeah, I’m trying to do a reverse jinx thing.
Thats just bad drinkin’, I mean you gotta drink fresh screwdrivers, never let ’em get old.
It’s like letting your vodka spoil ,, ppl forget that.
I like that nobody told Case Keenum that he was unfrozen.
HAHAHAHA that celebration
That was a pretty clever art nouveau celebration. tWBS should ask his French ladyfriend if she like
She would if I told her to.
Wow that sounds really different than I meant it. I only meant she wouldn’t get the translation and isn’t a sportsballin’ type.
FREEZE TAG?!
bahahahaha YES!
very good vikes!
Prince is an awesome artist to have played at your games.
Game. Blouses.
If I were God, when Erik Prince died as a prank I’d send him to heaven and at the door tell him “no, we already have a Prince” and then send him to hell.
No Princes Club.
viking score?
I wonder if Minny even keeps ANY of their QBs? Perhaps THEY make the Cousins move?
It could happen.
Your 2019 Super Bowl MVP, Brock Osweiler.
They can start calling the new dome The Lobster Pot
He just made a “dilly dilly” reference. I want to die.
That weirdo in TX was planning to blow up the wrong place
ah beat me to it. hats off to u.
“When the mescaline kicks in.”
I didn’t realize Floyd was on MIN?
The dumbass would have gotten WR1 money if he’d have not drank and drived.
moar fades!
That was some hella fucking protection. Holy shit.
I could make a pro bowl behind that kinda time.
Anyone can make a pro bowl.
How do you make a Pro Bowl?
You don’t have to MAKE him, just take him to a bowling alley and he’ll get right to it.
But he still can’t get the spare on the 7-10 split.
I felt more clever before RTD edited that.
12 seconds in the fucking pocket.
and FUCK YOU, Favrenis never stays in the pocket that long
Knowing he will only be there until the end of the year, how much Keenum merch do you think they have sold?
He had forever to get that ball off.
Case Keenum making the throws that even Brett Favre can’t make.
TD vikings!
noooooo holding!
Keenum, Bortles, Foles, Brady….
and the good one is gonna be 41 in training camp next season
nice tackling…even if the td’s coming back
thielen gonna be a bitch of a patriot wr soon
Thielen is fucking legit, that’s for sure. He’s not just “good for a white guy.”
Nawt one of teh good ones?
there are no good white ppl, just shades of evil
kinda surprised the movie didnt actually start like that
https://twitter.com/chris_steller/status/952296459847852032
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sad brees is sad
Query FOAR the ppls – how in God’s name does one go about paying Case Keenum (UFA) this offseason? I mean, where do you even start negotiating?
“Well, we can’t afford to PAY you, but this job will give you great exposure.”
Sell high.
“Bad advice.”
– Ryan Leaf, thinking of the time he gave a 50% discount to a customer just because he “felt so good, man.”
“$75 million over three years!”
— The Jets
Kinda depends on Bradford and Bridgewater. 2 out of three are gonna go.
I bet vikings let him go. or they let go of bradford.
I mean, for the Donks, I would be fine giving him $12-15/yr. Better than Cousins. But I bet he would only want a 2-year deal at that rate. To ME, that’s fine, because I want to see what #Swag Kelly’s got.
How are the Vikings going to ruin Drew’s life next week? Nick Foles throws for 450 yards and four scores? Pick-six as time expires? Blocked punt for a safety?
Case Keenum Bed-shitting.
I’ll take “Lake Minnitonka BnB Yelp reviews” for $400.
TWO BREES
well, I am at least glad I picked Keenum over Breesus as my QB2 in round 2 of multiplier pool
THAT was a helluva pick.
dude that was rip sick!
between that and Jack, we’ve seen some fine thievery today
wow
There is no flag on the play.
Well then WTF was that flag and WTF were you assholes just talking about?
Dinner plans for after the game?
I’m in the mood for a steak.
No fuck you, I want Italian!!!!
LINE JUDGE: Sorry, just practicing for the next Patriots game.
everyone showing a little leg for next week!