We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let’s go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj
RB: Advantage DJ Taj
Defense: Advantage Yeah Right
Penis size: Draw (they are brothers, after all)
Special Teams: Who cares?
FINAL VERDICT: It’s a classic unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The Saints offense versus the Vikings defense.
The Big Unknown for me is how Case Keenum will play in a Big Game. If Case turns the ball over, that will enable the Saints to work a short field and score crucial points.
The Saints defense is not that far behind the Vikings’, so this could be the key to the game.
In any case, one thing I know is that Joe Buck will be announcing with Troy Aikman, which means it’s best to watch with the sound off. Or, better yet, picture Troy trying to get Joe to show his tits for beads.
I bet you Dan Fouts would do it no problem.
Ok, that’s enough of me. To the game!
nope, other dude
This really is setting up the perfect circumstances for a Blair Walsh ending to the game.
…and Drew did just shit out his heart.
https://twitter.com/drewmagary/status/952700662386749440
Drews heart is also now blocked at 40
oh man
Well this just got interesting
Hoooooooo boy. Here we go.
STORMIN’ MORMON!!
LULZ
“Even though it was obviously interference, it was a good call.”
You have one job officials. One job!
Saints better start going for the ball.
Dey gon’ win by 1
Hey, good news everyone! I’m drunk!
Mazel Tov!
Keenum making some…questionable throws
Better rub some nanobubbles* on Bridgewater’s knee.
*PEDs.
https://twitter.com/drewmagary/status/952698383181008898
I understand the call…IF you plan to go for it on 4th down
womp womp
What? Why?!
He doubts their ability to score in traditional fashion
Sneeded to get a little more on that one.
\shows self out
Payton is insane.
WIDE the fuck open
Nevar let the albino black guy throw.
smgdh
saints goona do a good?
Nope.
This score works for me.
‘Aints TD to win by one is also just fine.
“Kai Forbath” sounds like a lowball counteroffer for a public bath in a strange South East Asian country.
Steven Seagal’s ideal summer spot.
You’re thinking of the Kremlin.
Sean Payton is on JaMarcus-grade lean right now
Prepared for Vikings with f Purple Drank NO style
New rule: if you challenge the play and the call is “confirmed” as opposed to “stands” you lose ALL your remaining timeouts, the other team gets possession of the ball and 14 points.
Then the Patriots would win a billion games in a row.
/Goodell cums. hard.
Flood Warnings just were issued for the New England states.
Also your drivers license is suspended for 90 days
“Ha ha, joke’s on you, mine’s already suspended.”
– Michael Floyd
But up until now, that penalty has been reserved for touching Tom Brady!
Also, your team loses its helmet decals and name. They are known as “(City/State/Location name) Football Team”.
Kai? I hope he has nothing to do with his parents.
He’s actually from the Star Wars galaxy.
Hey! How about some gott dammed spoiler tags on this stuff?
They need to stop taking the extra time to “confirm” things. If it’s not conclusive to overturn, just be done with it and get on with the game.
Note to self appeal the challenge to the Supreme court
Football should really do what basedball does and just give each team a little extra time to look at replays and decide to challenge. It would take a little longer here and there, but pointless challenges like this wouldn’t happen and I think it would be a net positive.
Saints will miss the challenge, Forbath will miss the kick.
It is written.
It is known.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a coach shit away two challenges like this.
See: Smith, Lovie
/highfive
>Lovie Smith throws red flag on your comment
and you’re a Bearistocrats! supporter…
Whoever said to challenge this should be fired on the spot.
Bad Challenge 2: Electric Boogaloo
Andy Reid approves of this challenge.
Who replaced Sean Payton with Lovie Smith?
we have replaced sean payton with lovie smith, let’s see if anybody notices
NEVAR go full Lovie Smith
Two challenges in one series? Wow.
Sean Payton is coaching on tilt.
Heh, remember that guy, what was his name, Adrian Peterman? Runninged back for these two teams? Oh well, he must not have been very good…
oh, Sean…
What is catch?
What is football?
What is life?
What is is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
Baby don’t hurt me, no more.
But seriously Barstool, add an RSS to something on your site.
I wanna give PFT some love without supporting your shitbox site.
They put the stool in Barstool.
FACK YOU QUEEAH
PRESIDENTE JUST NEEDS SMOAKSHAWS
A guy I used to work with at my previous job loves Barstool, and yes, he was a Trump supporter.
Nice job by the Vikings forcing the challenge.
matt ufford with the funny
from the earlier game….
Former Roman centurion turned Viking Latavius.
Saints doing a good?
They’re not canonized yet though
AND vikes predictably doing a bad
thats was a cool play. brees with the fake toss!
The best fake toss I’ve seen since Kelce’s
The hedging now seems a bit more wise.
Tho at this score, I lose both. So maybe not.