Are you ready? Last Sunday was oh-so-glorious and I’m not sure how it can be topped but the bowels of my being are telling me it will be. Perhaps that’s last night’s chili talking, I’ve no idea. What the heckfire am I waiting for? TO THE GAME!
Jacksonville/New England:
Some football fans down Florida way are talking about The Coughlin Effect transforming this team. “So what is The Coughlin Effect?”, you may ask. Well, as a Giants fan I can tell you it involves not wearing hats in meetings, setting the clocks in the practice facility five minutes ahead and treating any and all injuries with bloodletting-you know, basic crotchety old man stuff. I’ve no doubt that when he was first told that players were kneeling during the anthems his gut reaction was to foam at the mouth.
Injuries:
Tom Brady has some stitches in his paw-paw. Will he play? (yes) Will he wear a glove? (maybe) Will it affect his game? (no) Do I like question marks? (most assuredly)
Stratergizering:
Rumour has it that Adele would like to see Jalen Ramsay on the Gronkster but the Jags D usually covers te’s with a safety (Church/Gipson) or Myles Jack. Besides the fact that Ramsey is out-weighed by a good fifty pounds, what of Brandin Cooks? I can’t see the Jags pulling something special out of their game plan hat today.
Here’s a Problem:
Their names are Hurns, Westbrook, Cole and Lee. That’s not the name of a law firm, that’s the Jags receiving corpse. If the team falls behind by two scores it’s not going to be pretty. That said, I think the speedy Westbrook just might grab a TD on some sort of trickery dickery dock.
Old Adage is old:
War. Won. Trenches. You know how it goes but if Jacksonville’s d-line of Ngakoue, (another strip-sack maybe?) Campbell, Jackson, Dareus and Fowler play as they have been recently the timing that Brady & Co. depend so much upon will be jiggered and they’ll be out of their comfort zone.
Have at ‘er darlings-it’s all yours now.
There is, by the way, zero chance that Gronk isn’t back out for the second half.
Gronk could be running around calling himself “Batman” and they would like him back up.
It’s happening again, isn’t it.
Yup
No chance that Gronk doesn’t return to this one.
That drive will give Coughlin something to redden his cheeks about
Well at least it can’t be 28-3 now.
fuck it. if this means Gronk is gone, worth it.
Yep. That’s what they do.
BACK IN THE GAME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOL
♫ The fix is … … … on ♫
With Gronk out Ramsey should be on Cooks.
“Rob, how’s your head? Feeling okay?”
“Yeah, yeah, bro, I’m good.”
“We gotta check you for a concussion. Spell your last name.”
“B-l-u-t-a-r-s-k-y”
“M-O-O-N, that spells Gronk.”
Oh thank god its his head…Gronk is fine…
I declare this…BANNER
that was just fucking stupid
GUH THAT BALL WASN’T CATCHABLE
Doctor: “Rob, what number comes after 68?”
Gronk: “Purple Monkey Dishwasher?”
Doctor: “That is correct! Get back in there, big boy!”
fuck this.
There’s the refs we all know and love!
THIS IS WHAT THEY DO FOR FUCK’S SAKE
I got an oh my goodness blow once, it was great.
Ref protocols have been activated.
fuuuuuucking here it comes
I personally would like another shot at Brady et co. Howevah we still have to fill all the Foles.
Oh goddammit
15 yards for taking Gronk out the game?
Best deal I’ve seen made all year.
So how does one tell if Gronk is concussed? He starts making sense when he talks or what?
I like Gronk but…..good.
BS. Gronk has liquid brain.
That roughness was indeed necessary
Good flag if it knocks Gronk out of the game.
WORTH IT
gronk ded
Here we go
Gronk ded?
He was not out of bounds. That clock should be running.
merde
The Microsoft Surface: We use it to hold up the game but not overturn calls.
Jesus Fuck Christ. THIS is why I told my wife we are not doing this kid a favor by bringing him into this world.
Commercial, 1 play then more commercials
“Young Sheldon: whhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!”
Looking forward to Toddler Sheldon in a few years.
I want to order a drone strike into that “What’s A Computer?” shit’s backyard.
Sorry, StrikeCom is closed due to the government shut-down, perhaps you could check with the CIA’s
“contractors”?
Keep the pressure on! Hit him, and make the fuckers punt.
Coughlin needs to fire Doug and move down to the sideline.
Wait if the Patriots’ kryptonite isn’t Eli Manning but… Tom Coughlin?
Better throw juice boxes filled with piss and vinegar all over the sidelines and cover all your bases.
It isn’t cold enough for redface.
kill them here Jags.
That kid is letting a woman show him how to drive?
Blind leading the blind.
Ffs, who needs halftime adjustments when ne has the refs
That’s what Patricia’s pinning his hopes on.
Though fucking helmets the Jags should go the Bengals route and embrace there animals print.
Okay, assholes. This is their specialty. THEY WILL GO HURRYUP. BE FUCKING PREPARED!
Alex Smith + Marin Sanchez?
Is Tony Romo doing this broadcast remotely from Tijuana? He sounds hammered.
Honestly, this is a good thing.
Why didn’t they let that run down before punting?
Doh!!!!!!
oh, fucking idiots
Seconded.