Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
John Clayton, 2/6/05 via espn.com
That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
WeatherTech built their new factory right here in America.
And then filled it full of Hondurans.
Gisele’s words truer than ever:
https://deadspin.com/5882588/my-husband-can-not-fucking-throw-the-ball-and-catch-the-ball-at-the-same-time-gisele-is-pissed-at-the-patriots-dropped-passes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wheezes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZqYXdPb0fE
World Class Athlete Tom Brady everyone.
The fact he isn’t hit repeatedly and brutally is a testament to the quality of his O-line.
Alligator arms!
Okay, YAY HILARIOUSLY INEFFECTIVE TRICK PLAYS
What if… they called that play because his hand injury isn’t real?
Mrs. Cola ” Well he didnt drink enough water the fuck” “Imagine if he ate a tomato. Oh my fucking God”. She is a dietician it enrages her.
Tom vs. Timing
Great work.
Hehehehehehehe FUCK YOU BRADY YOU CAN’T CATCH YOU FUCKING BARELY MOBILE STATUE
Right call to go for it. Better result.
And cue Gronk looking for a flag.
Does this mean Belicheck has to bench Brady for the remainder of the game?
No fuckin’ hands.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
YOU FACKIN STONE HANDED GOOF
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gisele was right. Tommy can’t throw and catch on the same play.
May I nominate this for the FAHCKIN BANNAH please!
Poetry
+1
Well look at that trickeration
Brady would have been a runner!
Oh fuck off New England
Ahahahaha Brady’s a fucking shitty receiver.
Butter fingers
looooooooooooool
GOAT
That shit is basically why football doesn’t really have a future
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Over
I’m aiming for number in my own comments.
More amazing yet since everyone said they weren’t going to watch.
Al:
The best part of the original Cloverfield is that you got to see unlikable self-important 20-something New Yorkers get mercilessly killed.
Adding it to my queue.
Jordan Peele: Making an award-winning film about creepy white liberals.
Keegan Michael Key: Selling mortgages you can get on an app.
I don’t really care which movie wins Best Picture, but if Get Out does it’ll enrage all the right people.
Get Out won’t but it’d be hilarious. This year is a win-win, I think: Either Shape of Water wins, which is good because Shape of Water is good, or Three Billboards, the most cop-hating movie since Straight Outta Compton, wins and pisses everyone off.
Hey! He was also in ‘Why Him’!
And Keanu!
I definitely have nothing bad to say about Keanu.
So once Cooks was a runner that helmet-to-helmet stuff is all legal, right?
Safety first, NFL!
Oh, thanks Al!
Jesus. I don’t know what the hell they can do with these plays. The Gronk one and this one clearly didn’t have intent, they both led with their shoulder. But the result is the same. It’s just impossible to fairly officiate as long as dudes have heads attached to their shoulders.
I did not celebrate.
You can’t.
Oh ow. Poor guy.
I tried watching the new “MST3k” on Netfix. I watched the first two episodes, one of the middle, and the last one they did.
Its fucking terrible. So ungodly bad. I have nothing but contempt for Joel Hodgson.
I do not get who the audience is except perhaps people that never really watched the original. I know Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett never really came out and said anything either way, but its got to irritate the fuck out of them to see just how bad it is.
People who like Felicia Day?
People who don’t get references to Milli Vanilli from the original series?
I don’t know how anyone could watch a rifftrax and then the new MST3k and not notice the difference in quality.
MST3k is like neutered hipster comedy now.
I just wish they left it dead and created something new as opposed to just rehashing the same shit but halfassed.
She is in like 2 minutes of every episode.
My biggest problem is that they won’t shut up. Just constant, rapid-fire jokes without letting anything land. It gets really bad when they noticeably start jokes before the thing they are reacting to is on the screen yet.
I did like Starcrash enough to watch it multiple times.
Yeah its like they don’t take a breath. Half the movies, you can’t figure out what is going on because they won’t shut up long enough to get the minimum plot through.
It comes off as something like a person trying to do MST3k, but they only have the most baisc idea of how its supposed to work and has never actually watched it before.
Its way to much quantity and no quality.
Too many (cutbacks for) Cooks.
Mommy…. is that player dead?
FACK WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH COOKS. SHIT.
Seeing a good ad from Etrade just fills me with a sense of impending dread.
2000s kids won’t understand this.
cooks ded
Oh goddamn. Sorry, cooks
Cooks ded
I’m sorry, “This Is Us,” but even the promise of killing Milo Ventimigila isn’t enough to make me watch you.
It’s close, I’ll give them that, but not quite.
Cooks ded.
Cooks is fucking dead.
Ded
Why don’t the Eagles put those 50 foot giants on the field?