There’s going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today. You’ll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked. Trust me. Today isn’t about Footedballzing. You all already know that. It’s about folks who haven’t watched a game all year suddenly becoming fans on the last day of the season.
It’s annoying, I get it. But it comes down to this…..
It’s still the last game of the season. Whether we like the match up, the game or what it is that it’s become, there it is. Today is it. That’s what it’s come down to.
In all honesty, this is just a placeholder of sorts for your angst and random musings. The “Big Game” won’t get going for another 12 hours. Hopefully, there will be moar kontent to follow this during the day. But until then, say whatever you want to say here.
What are you cooking?
What are you drinking?
Who are you….hugging?
Heh heh. That’s way better than this game will be methinks.
But I digress…..
It’s the last game of the season folks. And even though most of us don’t care for the match up, we just can’t help ourselves. You know we’ll be watching.
And also….Gamblor!
Personally, after the house juice from yesterday’s college basketball, I still have just under $700 in my Gamblor! account (thank you Auburn for not fucking me completely yesterday like everyone else did) and am looking foar betting advice. So tell me your opinions….
Who should I bet? What should I bet?
If I place it well, it can pay foar “extras” during my upcoming jaunt to SoCal. Woooooo!!!!!!
Anywhooo….
Talk about whatever you want to talk about here in the early portion of the day. But have faith…Something better than this poorly thought out post should come along soon enough.
“Better” being the keyword there.
Or maybe “Bettor”.
Meh, we’ll see.
Imma start drinking now. Yes I’m serious. Yes, it’s not yet 6am here.
DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!!
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NSFW, NSFH!!
Holy shit, that’s….holy shit.
Imma fuck that burger.
Is kick off at 630 or is that like introduce the teams, anthems,pre-game preformance etc?
There is a zero % chance this game starts before 7
This sounds legit.
Yep. 5 pm here. No chance before that.
3:35 Best coast time
Shout Out To Aunt Fran-
She immediately stepped in when she recognized that my mother was not remotely up to the task of being a part of our support network. She made herself available by babysittting our boys after daycare. She helped my oldest son with his paper route. She hosted ice cream parties for all the kids on her block. She made sure that all of her nieces and nephews were aware that she loved them. She’s gently declining in a hospital bed now. She gave everything of herself without any expectation that it might be returned back to her. Love you Fran.
/fuck everything
Good woman, good memories. All the best to you scotchy.
I’ll toast to Aunt Fran as well.
The world would be better if moar folks were like her. I wish her a gentle and pain free rest of her time.
To Aunt Fran.
(hang in scotchy)
that pomeranian mix was offsides.
I don’t know; he is so quick it makes it look like he was offsides.
Darius Rucker is on my TV and it is not one of the two socially acceptable songs he sings.
There really is a Decemberists song for everything.
OHREALLY!
I am quite pissed that I can’t get the puppy bowl here in Canadia. I need to see good dogs before the swearing starts!
http://liveon24.com/puppybowl2018/
Ahh the Truth Biscuit library.
If not for the fact that it wouldn’t make sense out of context, this would belong on the banner.
Arriving three hours before kickoff and finding 250+ posts is just like me showing up an hour before opening at a great Chicago beer bar doing it’s barrel-aged beer day and finding 30 people in line in the blowing snow waiting to get in.
No, I did not wait in line for beer.
That is actually kind of cool, not that I’d wait in line either, but I like it a lot better than lines for Black Friday DEALS or iPhucks.
agreed, but the number of things I would wait on line like that for is quite low indeed. Especially when there are non-line alternatives.
The only line I’d want to wait in is the tightly packed one for a female strippers’ audition. I wait in queue enough when traveling.
I’d need to find the tap list but holy hell, it was a Hall of Fame lineup of beers. Just amazing stuff you’ll be hard pressed to find in one place.
Back in Austin, the Whole Foods did a rare tap day literally on Black Friday. I don’t know if there was a line, though.
Maybe to the pisser……
Also glad it wasn’t figuratively. because that would have been weird.
The sports writing divas are currently pissing and moaning about the fact the NFL is making them wait outside in -15ish wind cihlls during security screenings and somehow, fewer than 0 people feel any sympathy whatsoever.
the best Decemberist song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRLSaBZV1Eo
That is better than the Novemberist version.
“I’m more partial to this one.” – Andrew Luck
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wVPu-Za7N0s
“Here’s my favorite.” – Antonio Cromartie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJmHjMXg3UI
“Can I get a request in too?” – Blair Walsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcGSEbfegrs
“It’s not Raffi, but I’m still flattered.” – Eli Manning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1b6XkwjaM0
God, there’s so many more. Someone take over.
https://www.google.com/search?q=decemberist+songs&oq=decemberist+songs&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l3.3236j0j7&client=tablet-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#mie=mt,Songs,decemberist%20songs,H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgVuLUz9U3MCrLKyh7xOjPLfDyxz1hKbdJa05eY3TgEstOttLPLS3OTNZPLCrJLC6xKs7PSy8WUuNic80rySypFJLh4pVCmKDBIMXNheDyAADYMfMaXwAAAA
Those sons of bitches all kneeled for the Puppy bowl national anthem.
Two of them peed.
Euthanasia fo’ errrbodeh????
The cops will do it to the black or brown dogs anyway.
As I mentioned earlier in the week, Wakezilla-ette has gotten into Sesame Street. One thing I’ve noticed about musicians who go on Sesame Street is that they usually produce arguably their best song of their career for the show. Name me a better Usher song than this. You can’t!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SWvBAQf7v8g
I’m watching to see if the dalmatian takes a paw during the anthem.
Funny you should mention that, but more all black dogs get out down than white dogs in America. This is not a joke, I think I heard this from the ASPCA
tWBS can rest easy, Maryland wins
And how is this a good thing?
You do remember me, right?
I am being an ass, tis what I do best.
Had considered a ML bet on Wiscy, so WHEW
favourite tune on the radio now, yes The Decembrists are back HUZZAH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksTFj6L0mao
Year 6 of the Super Bowl Pre-Show continues. The laws of space-time are being warped around every possible Minnesota special interest story we can get our grubby hands on. Can not wait for Tony Dungy’s interview with the double-headed dong.
Puppy bowl is about to kickoff. they have a chicken playing the anthem.
Send the chicken over to the Superb Owl because I hear Pink has the flu and sounds like shit.
That’s why you don’t have kids, folks. They give you every strain of the flu for like 6 months
I was warned that my personal days at work were no longer my own.
It’s good to break that seal at pre-school, rather than waiting for kindergarden. But it gets broke no matter what.
So many really offside comments.
kids have sticky hands and smell like ketchup. keep them away from me.
Hopefully he doesn’t choke.
Team Ruff all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFWqLLaMOFs
new song is purty good too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRmsyFCP-Jw
My house smells of pulled pork and it is delicious.
There is NOTHING better than that.
After spending two weeks mentally preparing myself to root for the New England Patriots, I only have one thing to say…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBWI0qQWZyo
Obligatory?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdN0NXgjsn8
WOO HOO HOUSE HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL INSTEAD OF PRE-GAME BULLSHIT!
Well, the burn pile is a heap of smoldering ash and there’s still 4 hours till kickoff. Guess I’ll do a couple tequila shots and a pipeload, see if I can get in an hour or two nap.
Both wife, oxipug, and decilitre are napping. I just burned one and poured another cider.
Dear KSK Refugees:
Enjoy the game. Heading to the location of this awful Super Bowl party. Pray for the best and prepare for the worst. Best wishes to all.
If you have to kill them all, it is just BLEERGH’s will.
Give’em HELL!
Have fun big orange!
Mariucci showing a slide show of the Harrison pick-6 to Fitz and Warner seems exceptionally cruel.
no cameras in the kittens locker room is disappointing
So…the demons have spoken (I was up $325 yesterday, thanks U-Dub!!) and here is my Superb Owl GAMBLOR…
$150 on P*ts -5
$225 on P*ts ML (-210, pure reverse jinx bet)
$250 on YES there will be an OPI called (+200)
$100 on James White to score first TD (+1150)
$100 on Danny Amendola to score first TD (+1200)
Will watch ZERO seconds of it, perhaps will follow RiveBrog, while my chilluns are at work.
Now that’s some good prop-betting right there ppl!!!!
/slaps Hippo on the ass…hard
//gets erection
///nawt gay
I also went P*ts ML, but at -180. Foar $600. It will either wipe my funds out completely and I’ll stop betting (probably), or it will give me a cool grand and I can then lose it on college baxsetballing later.
Really hope you lose all, nothing personal.
Unless it is OPI on Gronk or Amendola……
I want Amendola TD, early OPI on anybody, then an absolute Iggles blitzkrieg
Naw, just an intervention……. ON TV!
Nobody lieks a quitter, even a simple rebel fella like me noes that ,, smh
Moose I appreciate your P*ts hate today.
GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT:
Aside from earning enough money so that my wife and kiddlings didn’t starve, I’m going with scoring 39 points in an intramural playoff basketball game.
Ha! Mine is similar, I called timeout and drew up the winning play in an intramural hoopsball game (our law school ragtag bunch’s only win of the season). I was player/coach, and wisely kept my minutes limited.
/no, I most certainly did NOT take the shot, we went FOAR 3 and the win. Natch. I think we also fouled with the game tied, Valvano-style. to make sure they couldn’t have last shot. Can’t recall 100%. I definitely put myself in to foul.
You? You I like.
phrasing…you read The Last Policeman trilogy, Spirit Animal??
The first book is in the mail. Tana French-Into The Woods. If it’s not one of the best 3 mysteries you’ve read in the last half-dozen years…
SCARY. The main character says the “You? You I like.” to himself quite a bit. It is a fantastic series. I am off to Amazon now with thine recommend.
I picked up something that an old lady dropped once….. and actually gave it back to her.
First ever season playing (roller) hockey at age 11, down 3-0 in the second, and I bury 5 in a row to take a 5-3 win.
I was playing in the lower division because I never really played organized hockey before but I played outdoors and skated religiously (also was tall for my age and could shoot), so the team was in an age 8-11 B league. I finished second in league scoring as a defenseman.
So then our coach gets the bright idea to move us up to the 8-11 A league where we promptly lost every game but I had a pretty good season.
Sports-related: hitting anchor in a foursome best ball tournament and sticking the green on a par 3 that all my teammates had missed – while a really hot drink cart girl was watching.
Non sports-related: banging the drink cart girl.
[full disclosure – it was a different drink cart girl. But she was actually hotter than the first one]
That’s pretty measty right there. My favorite intramural playoffs basketball performance was when I drained a game winning 3 from half court with no time left during highschool. I finished with 9 points (I was more of a Ben Wallace type rebounder).
I went down to Fargo as a 17 year old to Braves and Reds camp. I made it til day 4 when some hick from North Platte, Nebraska (I remember) threw me a slider. I was fucked. All I saw until the end of the day was sliders. I was cut day 4. Fuck sliders. I could hit them in my 20’s but not at 17.
Sports-wise, I’m gonna say throwing 5 shutout innings in a playoff game when I was 14. I probably could have asked to finish it, but since the manager was on duty (he was a firefighter) whoever was covering for him decided I was good for the day and I didn’t argue the point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k9TVfnHH8Q
“Get in line, stupid raccoon.”
Oh jesus fuck. It’s a Tuck Rule Game feature. What’s the correct amount of force to use in order to bludgeon myself into a 4.5 hour nap?
Two double vodka tonics.
Spur is correct….
Puppy Bowl pre-game >>>> Super Bowl pre-game
Sorry, but someone had to say it.
Le purr, le meow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71xmrULJ-ms
The National is coming to Asheville, NC in May. Considering breaking #RecluseRules for that.
Don’t forget to get your V-day order in, folks.
Hehehehehe. Balls buys the same thing every damned year.
Pays off to buy in bulk.
It was noted that if Donks sign Captain Dingleberry to play QB, then we could surely draft Bradley Chubb at #5….and then have a Chubb and a Butt on the roster. Would The Shield allow such shenanigans??
Back from the pub. The 3 more pints didnt help my jackedness! ARE YOU READY FOR DISAPPOINT LITRE?????
Gotta do whatever it takes my friend.
Hoo yeah! Jack ’em up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVi7EExp9ss
So Mort is entering Dick Clark territory these days. Wonder how long he has.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8aNK3XMP5w
Only… six more hours of pregame?
Kick off is listed at 6:30 pm EST. Probably closer to 7 hours.
A song for Mr Hippo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrrGKR8Xii4
Well, I’m off. Later, taters.
Looks like the NFL sent its shitty refs to the EPL.
This time, the bad calls going against the Fenway-owned team.
WOO, Redshite tears!!!
So, ALL the refs, then?
Watching the actual “Miracle On Ice” game-very obvious that the Americans deflated the puck.
Only because the Soviets hadn’t perfected doping yet.
Mohamed mother fucking Salah
evil reigns
Death blooms.
Puppy Bowl pregame is vastly superior to NBC’s Superb Owl Pregame.
Needs moar butt sniffing.
(this could be true foar many things, admittedly)
Fuck right off, Harry Kane. Wanker.
Tessa Blanchard doing good work
A great work would be “breaking” Brandi Rhodes’ arm.
The granddaughter-in-law of a plumber also does good work
I bet the great-grandfather in-law has opinions on her dusky hue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sElE_BfQ67s