Hopefully, you were able to stick it to the man and enjoy the first eight matches. Regardless, here are eight more for your gluttonous consumption.
#16(E) Radford (+22.5, N/A) v. #1(E) Villanova (6:50, TNT)
The Highlanders outlasted my Blackbirds on Tuesday night, but that and $3 will get you a cup of coffee. Nova won’t so much as let them hang around awhile.
#12(S) Davidson (+4.5, +175) v. #5(S) Kentucky (7:10, CBS)
This line keeps closing, and I don’t get it. Davidson has some hoodoo against Rhode Island, but I don’t see that translating to Kenfucky, who are legitimately in the zone, and red hot. Look for the better Wildcats’ defense to shut down the lesser Wildcats’ perimeter offense.
#11 San Diego State (+4.5, +175) v. #6 Houston (7:20, TBS)
Speaking of hot…both of these teams. I could see Houston going on a super-long run, but this matchup is dangerous as fuck. Should make for excellent viewing.
#14(E) Steven F. Austin (+11, +500) v. #3(E) Texas Tech (7:27, truTV)
Ordinarily, taking down a 3 seed would be asking a lot of just one guy, but Guns Up!! are quite overrated. Could definitely see this one going down to the wire.
#9(E) Alabama (+2.5, +125) v. #8(E) Virginia Tech (9:20, TNT)
Another very watchable game, though I suspect Roll Damn Tide may have shot their damn wad in the SEC tourney. Their PG is a legitimate star in the making (unlike Trae Young). VPI just annoys the fuck out of you until you find you’ve somehow lost by five or so.
#13(S) Buffalo (+8, +320) v. #4(S) Arizona (9:40, CBS)
What does Vegas know that is keeping this line in check like this? Shouldn’t Fat Sean’s NBA bunch run train on a MAC-tion side? I’m just confused here.
#14(W) Montana (+10, +475) v. #3(W) Michigan (9:50, TBS)
Michigan is white-hot, or rather, they were before taking like a month off since the B1G tourney ended. We shall see if that has an impact. I know fuck-all about the Griz.
#11(E) St. Bonaventure (+6, +225) v. #6(E) Florida (9:57, truTV)
We remember the Bonnies from Tuesday night’s comeback win against UCLA, and they get plenty of rest in prep for Thursday’s nightcap. The betting line is highly favourable, especially if one thinks the Gators kinda suck (as I do).
Coaches should just have to surrender to the FBI in postgame pressers as they are eliminated from this year’s tourney.
Stickied comment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFNEgdwjEhs
I would prefer a more Aztec method where they have to cut their own hearts out.
I absolutely demand the team captains as well for pro sports, especially football.
AND HERE COME THE SCRUBS!!!
https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/status/974399249608773632
This was only made possible by shipping Tyrod to Cleveland
I’m working on a mock draft and it keeps getting totally fucked up with all of the moves these teams are making.
Not that I have any fucking idea what I’m doing anyway, but predicting this year’s draft is impossible
Arizona has given up
holy shit, THEY are calling timeout to put their white guys in
Buzz Williams is one Santa Claus beard away from being a garden gnome.
Using the entire shot clock down 19 is a bold strategy.
And worth about $5,000,000.
and CTE.
Not dead but he should be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nxK0WaBL24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh88KGSHmx8
Can a team “show a lot of quit”? Because that’d be this Arizona team.
St. Bonaventure sure seemed to think they climbed Mt. Bloody Everest when they tied the game at 21.
So there’s your answer: a major program must be down 19 or more points with less than 5 minutes to go before the announcers will address the massive corruption scandal about to engulf said school.
I have turned this game off. In a season when the PAC gets 0 tournament wins, the most important thing is no one else won the conference/conference tourney.
At least I’ve got my Cardinals!
Good on Buzz for getting T’d up. That was HORRID.
Sean Miller should’ve saved some of that recruiting petty cash for the referees.
how many of those Arizona players are calling agents during this TV timeout?
Yes
I see my useless bracket is tied for first place. A) that won’t last and B) DAMN YOU WOLFPACK FOR RUINING MY (unlikely to persist) PERFECT FIRST DAY
Back to dead musicians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2bRVGOweRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLlu9XjJg3s
Buffalo by 14? Now that’s something you don’t hear very often after New Year’s Day.
…and here comes the ref show!
Reb Brown’s new movie looks intriguing.
Wait, who entered?
Bitsy Spider…..
what a possession off the timeout, VPI
Buffalo up 10…but i want the “bad guys” to win.
Buffalo by 10? You ok, Blax?
#MACtion
I’m shocked but not surprised. With how many fucking commercials these games have, I’m probably fortunate I won’t have to watch CBB again for a decade.
A return to form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMiFPHWQ5Yw
so far, everything from the new album is really good
NACHOS GALACTICOS
leg men always get left out of the conversation completely. UNFAIR!
Boop.
“Tag. You’re it.”
“Look at me go.”
Did Arizona not pass out the checks this week?
h ttps://s5.postimg.org/ycyngqeo7/IMG_5267.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP8mbxZBl3k
Sorry, boobie alert.
Wow I didn’t even notice that
Too late to edit it. Oh well
Litre’s bet may come in after all.
I hit one parlay earlier today and I have 2 on the line right now, with singles for the Bonnies and Bama as well.
Let’s get drunk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKuxh0E9mSI
this is good music making
/also would sell mah non-existent, black soul for Lauren Mayberry
Pixies are real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPgf_btTFlc
Holy shit, Bonnies are level.
Bracket got busted. I had San Diego St going to the elite 8……..Oh well.
Found a funny:
Hold your horses. Not there you pervert.
I hope Bama brought lots of players, because everybody’s gonna foul out.
Didn’t Alabama nearly win a game last year with virtually the entire team ejected?
that do ring a bell
Here it is: http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/recap?gameId=400986392
Ryan Shazier’s a DUKE FAN. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
something something no wonder he flopped something something
Dude.
Just saying, if you cheer for the devil, God will cripple you.
/not really, was just making fun of him being a front-runner athlete
//knew would piss WCS off
Dude.
hey, he can kinda sorta walk now.
DUDE.
ok, I am an asshole but this is indeed as low as even I can take it.
Lighten up you assholes.
Hippo is funny and this was no exception.
Dude.
He won’t stand for this
The fact he’s a Dook fan? Yeah, that is irritating.
guess it should be expected – all pro athletes tend to be front-runners
Florida be confuzed by teh zone
like it’s a 3-syllable word
when you don’t have your legs, sure pull up for 3 when you have a 3-on-1 break. Dickasses.
Like Buffalo, I too had good ball pressure early but lately it’s taking longer and longer to finish that morning pee.
age and urination habits would make for the only thing I could really do a phD on now
Getting old is a bitch.
I used to say “it beats the alternatives” but can no longer say that with a straight face
Bonnies look sluggish.
yeah. So much for Hippo’s theory.
Guess it will be Syracuse (ugh) that is the play-in who comes good. Yet again.
FYI – Duke opened as a 10-pt favourite against URI, already down to 9.5. GOD, I hope I have funds left to ML that fucker.
No one does it like the Bulls?
The Blair Walsh of garbage trucks.
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=39&v=A3G9rbFzB4g
Back in those days they couldn’t say “super vibration clit blanket attachment”
Maybe I will give MT a look-see after all. Go, Unabombers!
See? That commercial is part of why I consider myself a fan of the sonic guys.
pssst – the rest of us are flipping channels
Damn straight. Gamblor has its hooks in me large this evening.
I’m busted unless Bonnies or Marshall win.
With Jenna Maroney
yeah, I guess they got tired of all the “closeted homosexual” memes?
Speaking of having to be up at the ass crack of dawn…
Why do I get the feeling something very similiar to this is in Hippo’s not-too-distant future:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbiT1Ns40qs&ab_channel=tnoops