I’m on my way to pick up teh King Hippo. We’ve decided…. fuck this hurricane, we’ goin’ drankin’.
Just kidding folks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5W-zZ-HtY
Having driven in the middle of more than one hurricane over the years, I’m staying home this time and hoping no trees come down through the roof. But if they do, at least I’ll be able to fire up my chainsaw and cut some stuff apart.
As I type this, I’ve spent the past two days hurricane proofing my property. Which generally means either moving stuff inside, or bungee’ing things down so they don’t end up going through my neighbors’ windows when wind gusts happen. More or less….so I don’t get sued for stupid shit. Currently, it looks like the storm is gonna veer south a little bit, which means we’ll miss the worst of it here in my neck of the woods.
But pray foar Hippo. He’s gone south to save his eldest and will then be moving inland. But he’ll still be directly in the path if things stay the way they look currently.
Imma be really pissed off if he ends up ded.
Also, there’s not gonna be any talky talky this week, or sports listings. I’m just trynna to get this written before my power goes out. And trust me, it will.
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True Story Bro
Two weeks ago, I was briefly planning to hit the coast this weekend and try to do a little sunning and surfing before Autumn hit. I’m really happy now that I opted to not do that.
Hopefully, in a couple of weeks from now, I’ll be able to do it anyway and also get some good deals on accommodations.
“Why no, I don’t mind if there’s sand in my living room. Just cut the room rate in half and you’ve got yourself a deal!!!!”
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Cheerleaders Delayed
Normally, to celebrate the recent return of footbaw, I would have been doing cheerleaders the past two weeks.
(Hehehe)
But because of complications here at home and elsewhere, I’ve been away for a coupla weeks.
Shoulda been College Cheergirls two weeks ago, NFL Lovelies last week. My apologies. But we’re gonna make up for it this week.
ATTACK OF TEH CHEERLEADERS PPL!!!!!!!!
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Rah Rah
Enjoy….
Stand up and Cheer!!!!
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Equal Time Fo’ Da Ladies? You Betcha!!!!
(though honestly the pickings are slim for it this week)
((there are pretty much no good male cheerleader photos to be had so I’ll give you what I can))
Damn. Almost makes me wish I was gay.
Almost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk
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Getting Blown (Away)
OK folks, that’s it for this week.
Keep teh Hippo in your thoughts.
Imma go outside now and check on some stuff….
Love ya’s
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Rough first half in AFL footy. Collingwood scored as the horn sounded to make thier lead 7 over GWS then them blokes decided to fight! Krikey!
Wow, New York Ave in DC has changed since my last trip
Almost all of DC has changed drastically in the last ten years.
Yeah but I was here earlier this year
Oh I know, I was just saying that because it’s my hometown and I don’t recognize it anymore. The redevelopment is vast and quick.
Just about to hit the hay, but I’mma fall asleep watching Calgary & Boston playing hockey in China.
The pre- pre-season is upon us, foUlks!
I got a pot store down the hill from me and another up the street, but I only get high about once a month on legal weed. Tonight is that night. I’m watching Stop Making Sense right now. I’m also going to do the Saturday NY Times X-word puzzle high, and I can do pretty good at it, but it’s a lot funnier.
I’ve never actually seen Stop Making Sense before. This movie is fucking amazing.
How’s the crossword puzzle going?
I forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me. I’m high. I’ll do it now; give me 20 minutes.
Mini puzzle done in 00:58, a little slow but perfect. Now on to the big game.
Well done sir
That was after a giant bong hit.
You’re a fucking legend.
I’m not even going to try to embarrass myself trying to beat that.
Every year I have a joint birthday party with youngest right.
We are 10 days and 28 years apart.
I let her choose the location.
She’s hit me for 2 years of Ruths’ Chris and now she wants to go Mr. A’s.
You San Diego folks hear me.
She learned from her mom.
That’s a 350 bill on the barrel head if I’ve seen one.
She’s not a cheap date, that’s for sure.
So looking forward to it.
Look! Caviar!
Hey, is she seeing anyone? Asking for a friend
If you’re picking up the tab we can talk.
350 is a rounding error. Send pics.
Bring the blini!
Straight to the dirty talk? I like it.
ERNIE MCCRACKEN!!!!
Big Ern!
That’s a split I can get behind.
Convair 990, a super speedy airliner introduced in 1959. It had modified fighter-plane engines and drank fuel; those pods on the wing are “shock bodies” to help aerodynamics while flying trans-sonic. It was not a commercial success.
Bring back the concorde (or modern replacement) already.
Agreed. Where’s my goddamn space plane already?
Here’s a 4:49 video that’s a tour of an SR-71 engine by a former SR-71 pilot. It’s pretty cool, and it’s even better if you’re high:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpZfBFlTC_c
Max occupancy: TWO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn1cBzPerfU
I’m still blown away by that fact that ZODIAC_MOTHERFUCKER found love.
Anyway, Heat fucking rules. That is all.
So does this.
She seems nice
Funny that as soon as he got his dick wet he stopped posting to twitter.
Wouldn’t you?
I don’t post on twitter.
/humblebrag
It’s a shame she can coast on just showing cleavage for the rest of her career.
Better to have
lovedfapped and lost then to have neverlovedfapped at allB&R are right to fear Californication.
https://gfycat.com/UnevenCompassionateIchthyostega
If only her boobs’ center of gravity were going with her overall momentum instead of against it.
Me, last night: “I need to go to bed early after rehearsal for my gig tomorrow morning.:
My brain, while in bed, on fucking loop, at like 2 AM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlpNB0WeQaQ
The R-4360 Wasp Major:
28 big-titted cylinders and the most homo supercharger you ever saw
GOT DAMN
Looks more potent than this one
They cleaned three cylinder Anzanis out of the oil filters on the R-4360
except it didn’t have oil filters! It drank 195 g/hp/hr of oil!
This looks like a weapon a video game boss would be carrying
I wonder if it went *clang* when it hit the guy’s head
Damn, I hope so.
Two R-4360s with counter-rotating propellers as Howard Hughes sits in his prototype Hughes XF-11 built at the end of World War II. That airfield is Hughes Aircraft in Culver City CA, and the land is now a mini-city called Playa Vista. Hughes crashed this plane smack into a house in Beverly Hills that burst into flames on the ground and Hughes somehow lived through the crash and was pulled out by a neighbor.
At 3000hp each, the aircraft was capable of flying 450mph at 40,000 feet, which is still impressive.
The gigantic B-36 had six R-4360 engines in pusher format. This prototype aircraft still has gigantic rear wheels too:
Here’s the flight engineers station on a B-36:
THIS GUY GETS IT
Puppies!
And little doggo!
I’m worried this pic violates the “no nudity” rule
It does not. Sideboob and doggie penis are both acceptable.
Agreed. Red rockets are allowed.
Hnnnnnngh
Back update: Still not healthy enough to do stretches.
She’s quite pliable.
I’d hire her as my physiotherapy coach
It’s the Bart on drugs episode! Dingers, dingers!
Baltimore Orioles loss #105. We’re approaching a record here ppl.
They only need one more win to not meet the Mets!
I’ll take wagers right now. They’ll finish with at least 115 losses or I’ll eat my own underpants.
I’m thinking closer to 120 with that schedule.
You`re (almost) #1!
Pshaw, that won’t happen under … [checks roster] Bundy’s watch!
Well certainly not with … [checks roster again] Cashner.
Ok, but definitely not with [checks roster through bleeding eyes] Cobb standing guard.
JFC, what the hell happened over there?
Alright, time to go catch up on Barstool’s blog posts from today. BRB
What a week. When you marry and sign on for that, and for kids, you konw whats coming. And there are days when you are sitting in trafic and start that internal bitching. and you realize tht you have it damn good – healty children and a roof over your head – and you check youself. And even though you think, “Fucking I am a parody of what i didn’t want to be”, you still realize you are rich and lucky. so shut your fucking mouth and smile.
Wise words, Fozz. Life sucks all over the place.
I WILL SPREAD YOUR FLESH ON GINGERBREAD AND EAT IT
Dear NFL,
if you ar etrying to fucking sell me on your shit sevice, you don’t want to show me some docuhe head yelling “How about the cowboys@”
This makes me mad. It makesme want to drink your bile.
Before my electricity goes out again, I’d just like to say how much I hate each and every one of you.
And by “hate” I mean “love”. You fucking jerkweeds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-mj-2SVMG4
Where are you? And I hate your ever loving guts
Central NC. About five hours south of my homeland of Balmer.
I hope you are safe and dry. Keep drinking because when shit is going down, the guy with the buss on is the fucker who rises above.
Also, passed out drunks float better.
I’ve got electricity and cold vodka.
I’m OK,
Likewise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFGs7HP15d4
I would so suck you off right now.
Allegedly.
Love you bro
John Gruden talking to a flat tire is the reason why the rest of th eworld hates us
That post is a justifiction of the fact that curvy women rock the fucking house
jeeesus mary and jobeth
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her.
They hit eevery fucking good apar t of her
moah liek jizzfozz amirightpple?!?!?
As a marketing weasel, i see campaigns in a different light – and having been on a million pitches – i gotta say whoever the motehrucker was who pitched th whoel sasquatnch thing to jack links that guy – or gal – is a fucking genius who could sell ketchup popsicles to a woman in white glvoes
Ladies choice skate at the rink so slick back your hair and chew a breath mint, animals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ter0p_iyIxk
Where’s the T. Swift version? That one has real soul.
/smokebomb
She really likes months. I should be a month.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eocfbbyIUn8
I missed work today, because i got a fucking speargun and hunted down every moronic mouth breathign asshole who called in and said, “Fuck Joe Flaco, lets’ get Lamar jackson in NOW!”
it was a bloody morning. and i ate their brains.
That’s good hustle.
slaps you on the ass… HARD
Wait wht? Brocky????? Whoa where the fuck you bee? My pants are tingly
Asking some important questions.
The real question?
…
whispering: why are you wearing pants?
I am wearing pants because the crust on my underwear was slciing into my thighs
In the aftermath of whatever in fuck whent on in the fuckign slackage channel, and whatever i said me piece. i see awhole s of boobies in this thread.
if you think i’m coma;aining your ass don’t know meeeee
What happened in the slack channel?
Somde dude went afteter another guy an dinsulted him and was not cool, and it was about this site, and how we don’t want to be like Barstool – and i agree completely – but he went after another one of the commenters and that ain’t cool.
Fozz is correct. That was the crux. We don’t go after our own in anger/hatred.
Never ever. You got a problem with a friend, you go and talk to HIM. Not his buddies.
Nothing, because their a bunch of slackers McFly. They’ll never amount to anything, just like their old men.
A long time poster decided he’d rather be a whiny bitch than to take responsibility for his own bullshit. So now he’s gone.
Let’s not revisit it now please.
I didnt’ want to, and if i did, my fault. I’m kinda hammereaded and yeah, i think that guy was out of bounds.
You’re fine dude. Anger not directed is always fun.
Love ya.
I luuuuuve youuuuuu
Fuck that whiny bitch then. No reason to take this shit so serious.
What went on in slack is in the past now. Let’s leave it there.
Unrelated to that however, Sexy Friday is going to be a thing again, in one form or another.
You are my best imaginary internet friend! I admire you r stick to it iveness
Disco or not, Yvonne Elliman was a national treasure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeL6W0xH6MI
My dudes and dudettes how is it going? Makers Mark is my lady tonight, and my wife, well, she ain’t.
Three cans of Strongbow in and some replays of F1 practice on the teevee. Won a couple skins in a cash game this afternoon. Life be kinda all right.
I’d really like to meat her.
No, not a typo.
Mmmmmmm. Lorena Garcia.
I’M BACK BABY!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C3lH-vV_lk
TSN’s CFL panel are wondering why Travis Lulay gets hurt a lot. Nice to know that guys who get paid 6 figures haven’t been paying attention for close to a decade, because the Liouns’ O-line has been a dumpster fire for that long and has ruined the career of many QBs.
A good OL can elevate any offense and a bad OL can destroy any offense. I don’t care if you have the fusion of the fusion of Tom Brady and Joe Montana and the fusion of Brett Favre and Johnny Unitas, if he only gets 1-2 seconds before he has to run for his life, he’s not going to do anything good.
See Also: 1999 West Virginia Mountaineers
Dynamic offense, led by five future NFL starters, and an offensive line that shouldn’t have started at the NAIA level.
Nice to see the Liouns bounce back in this game (Lulay left) and they are heating up at the right time.
(studio audience cat calls)
RIP that magnificent rack.
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e2/Bouncing_bouncing_tits.gif
Radio: “Joe Mixon is out for knee surgury.”
(swallows handfuls of poison pills)
Radio: “He should be back in two weeks.”
Aw, darn it to heck. Where do we keep the Antidote Pills?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8&ab_channel=JonLajoie
Liouns with back to back pick 6s. Liouns are going to be the French Birds tonight. Manziel didn’t play and he looked pissed on the bench. Liouns are now primed to cross over in the playoffs (for now)
When isn’t Manziel pissed?
Nisssan, if I get to take home a Titan, I want… shit, that’s why they took over the sponsorship to Tennessee’s stadium, isn’t it.
Mr. Chairperson, I raise a Point of Order about why Aaron Rodgers’ gay jokes are now frowned upon when the right to make a dick joke is written into our by-laws? Is it because it is thought of as a hateful joke or is it because the joke has been run into the ground and its time to let the dead horse rest in peace?
“He’s a fag.” jokes are in poor form.
We’re above making light of anyone’s sexual orientation is my understanding of this decision.
As a Bears fan, those jokes never get old for me, but as a fairly progressive dude that lives in Utah, gay jokes kinda make me feel icky.
I agree. Honestly I didn’t even get the joke. He didn’t seem like someone who was gay. Honestly, except for some exceptions, homosexual people don’t usually seem gay or straight to me. Its almost a running gag that someone I have a celeb crush on turns out to be a lesbian, like it wasn’t enough that I had no chance in hell, it had to go even further to illustrate that I have less than no chance in hell.
I’m just curious. Its like this joke went from acceptable to verboten. Not sure if it was society moving forward or just people sick of the easy no-effort joke.
It’s a combination of “got really old” and was coming across as too close to the hateful end of the spectrum.