As you are reading this, I am currently not in Seattle awaiting the banal gore that will be the Seahawks home opener on Sunday. The dog sitter’s elderly mother died, and there wasn’t time to make other arrangements, so my brother will be enjoying the carnage without me.
However, as we heard Joe & Troy repeat ad nauseum on Thursday night, Seahawks-Cowboys is America’s Game of the Week on FOX.
Which I thought loved America.
So why are they punishing America with this game? Is it because the DUMMYCRATS! are holding up the Kavanaugh vote? Quick – someone ask professional sports owner Mike Bidwell whether he was at that party.
Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh was a HS classmate of Cardinals’ owner Michael Bidwill at Georgetown Prep, class of '83. Bidwill organized their classmates for a letter of support that will be sent to the Senate Judiciary Committee.
The letter: pic.twitter.com/3m6gmXAN4J
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) July 10, 2018
After all, they were tight running buddies, so maybe he admitted something. It seems a hell of a lot more practical than forgiving an 18 year-old Brett Kavanaugh for allegedly committing a worse crime than what got 18 year-old Trayvon Martin killed.
Tonight’s sports:
- NCAA:
- Florida at Tennessee – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Mississippi State at Kentucky – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Texas Tech at Oklahoma State – 7:00PM | FS1
- Louisiana Tech at LSU – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Stanford at Oregon – 8:00PM | ABC
- Wisconsin at Iowa – 8:30PM | FOX
- Arizona State at Washington – 10:30PM | ESPN
- Air Force at Utah State – 10:30PM | ESPN2
- CFL:
- Roughriders vs. Argonauts – 7:00PM | TSN
- Tiger-Cats vs. Lions – 10:00PM | TSN
- NASCAR Sprint Cup Series:
- Federated Auto Parts 400 – 7:30PM | NBCSN / TSN2
- UFC Fight Night:
- Santos vs. Anders – 10:30PM | FS1 / TSN5
- From Sao Paulo, Brazil
- Santos vs. Anders – 10:30PM | FS1 / TSN5
- NHL Pre-season:
- Leafs at Sabres – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Canucks at Flames – 9:30PM | Sportsnet1
So now I have to watch the game at home, with a cooler full of free beer. If I’m sober enough, I’ll log in. NO PROMISES!
You should see the billboard pictures of Jared Goff that are here in L.A. They photoshop the shit out of those pictures yet they still can’t fix his vacant dead-eyed soulless stare. Like a doll’s eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUATkpMQ8A
So technically my diet just ended and I’m celebrating by eating a shitty peanut butter sandwich on wheat bread with some cookies. I lost 53ish pounds. I’m going to keep going come Monday because I have a set goal and it’s not where I am now.
Anyway, I’m cooking a steak and veggies on the grill and trying to think of other ways to ruin myself. I could’ve just gotten pizza, you know.
Dude, no shit, that is awesome. Celebrate yo’ skinny ass off.
And cheating now and again is OK.
Damn, that’s incredible! What did you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNbOr0ylYZk
Don’t make me start talking about wanting to go Mars again.
😛
LMFAO. That’s about as close as I’ll ever get.
Holy shit, that’s funny.
-Blair Walsh
/warming up for tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDcwjJ8pLg
Lou Diamond Phillips has really let himself go.
Hawt Taek: Yes, Stacy’s Mom is hot. But this dumbass kid coulda nailed Stacy repeatedly. He’s stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
Or both. At the same time.
h
ttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_TdVQMETs0g/TY3Epiqmr6I/AAAAAAAAFjI/RtoHSfE8kyE/s1600/machete5.jpg
There’s a story I could tell, but I won’t.
I think you might know it already anyway.
Dammit, wife and kid are finally on their way home. Nite all, and good luck with waking up for FOOBAW tomorrow.
ESPN saying the ODU upset of VT is the biggest upset of an ACC team in the past 40 years.
/sigh with relief
Happy NC State no longer holds that record.
(honestly I’m not sure if we did)
((but knowing us, we probably did))
You’ll always have Chris Washburn.
LMFAO. Now you’re just trying to piss me off.
No shit, I knew Washburn personally. Kid had so much skill, but no brain and no maturity. It’s really a shame. He should have been HoF material.
And I call him a “kid”, but that’s not correct really because we’re the same age.
Overtime for San Diego St – MOAR FISH TACOS
(yeah, I meant that in a dirty way because San Diego is just terrific)
Reposting this from Brocky because I can.
The comments are pretty good. https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/9hyyys/the_good_ol_fights_breaking_twister/
“Found the off switch.”
“He sunk that in deep. He’s done that move before, no doubt.”
* Def played football
** Or wrestled
*** Coach would yell: “Five on two!”
“I would be pissed if my team lost to the Browns also”
That’s definitely a rassling move. BTDT
Lots of upsets today, and I can’t wait for WVU to move into the top-10!
/WVU loses at Texas Tech 45-35 next Saturday
Only if they come out flat and fuck it up.
TT is dogshit this year compared to WVU.
Okie State was way overrated.
Second mortgage, and profit!
Well, that’s one way to kill the clock I guess.
Yay foar Blax though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDHBnkyCmUI
More like Hearing Victim. smh.
Hahaha.
Long-ass FG ties the EMU-SDSU game with a minute left.
So that squib kick really worked out, eh?
(narrator voice) It did not.
This is Pac-12 FOOBAWL, sooooo…… a frumble from YOUDUB?
God, I hope so.
Nevermind, there’s HERM thinking there’s a two-minute warning.
I’ve mentioned that I thing Mike Bidwell is a chud and I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire, so …
Methinks that was a catch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO-3Fst2W7g
If ASU manages to get a stop or a turnover, a score, and a two point conversion here, Imma be really pissed I didn’t jump on their +925 ML before.
Oh never mind. WTF was that?
That was a HELL of a catch.
Reminds me of my first time.
Reminds me of my ex
The girl, the shark, or both?
The hardwood floors?
No, she was au naturale
My friend, the sea was very angry that night.
Good work.
Yes it was, and they have an angle to overrule. If they don’t, that’s fucked up.
So, HERM STATE scores to make it 27-20 YOUDUB, with a little over three minutes to play. Herm’s going to catch some shit after he didn’t call a timeout, waiting for the two-minute warning.
E. Michigan (the…Wildcats? Herbivores? whatevs) just went up 3 at San Diego St with 3 minutes left. So there’s that game. If you get CBS Sports Network.
GO EAGLES
/meh, only because I knew their name
Well-played. Plus, some other Eagles beat Tom Brady and some other guys in the Super Bowl.
And they squib kicked? JFC.
Bad team is bad team.
HERM has no interest in winning this.
HE PLAYS TO COVER
This Liouns/Ti-Cats game has been banana cakes with an extra serving of nuts. Leos, down by 8, March down the field and score a touchdown and convert on the 2 point attempt, to tie the game with 2 seconds left. Now we’re in OT.
Sweet, GO CANADA. (Can we PLEEZ trade heads of state? PLEEZ?)
Good God, is Miller Lite easy if you just wanna drink 10 of something.
Also, HI EVERYONE.
I would disparage you publicly.
If only I hadn’t drank a Bud Light Lime earlier.
/sigh
Did you know Dave Chappelle’s in the new Star Is Born movie? He’s like Bradley Cooper’s buddy or something.
Gonna switch over to San Diego St vs E. Michigan. I regret nothing*.
*Lots of things.
Still watching UDub/ASU here, hoping Blax doesn’t lose he moneh.
It’s getting close though.
I tried to warn him. ASU on the road is…well…don’t bet on them I guess.
ASU D does a good, Blax just came a little bit.
He lives in Arizona. It’s a dry cum.
Eew.
Right?
Don’t be so….. crusty.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s fucking banner material, pplsz!
Pretty sweet punt return.
Kinda liked ASU + the points, but wouldn’t have bet it.
Like I told Blax, if it was in Tempe, sure. But not on the road.
But looks like he’ll survive.
Funny part is he hates ASU. He’s a UofA boy, thru and thru.
Not this season. UofA is very disappoint.
Always bet against the PNW malamutes. Damn bunch of clown frauds.
Well yeah, that was part of the discussion too. UDub is the worst top ten team in the history of top ten teams in evar.
Counterpoint:
D’awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I’d even take HER name. I could get used to being “Dr. Kaufman”.
I’d even change my first name to “Andy”, just because that would be funny….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb68owdlxl8
God damnit, Liouns just lost their lead after a long TD. Ti-Cats up by 7
LIOUNS WITH SOME BALLS AND GOING FOR IT ON 3RD AND 4 AND GETTING THE TOUCHDOUWN!!!!!!
So apparently this happened Thursday night, and I havent seen it reported
https://v.redd.it/0j7vdfnkxrn11
Grandpa going for the Brown Note.
Jest fan got #metoo’d
Gimme the bat, Wendy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXQrdtB7M-I
I wish she had hit bayley in her booty, and just watch the recoil in slow motion
Thumbs down on Joker’s new look, portrayed by Joaquin Phoenix. Why the shit can’t we have a film where Joker looks like Joker?
Because joker is a comic book character turned cartoon?
Listen, I get hating on remakes and every thing, but good lord can we just try to pretend any thing not MCU isnt insta-garbage?
I think you’re misunderstanding me. I like my characters, or at least the more mainstream ones, to look the way they look in the comics. That’s a me thing. I am excited to see Joaquin tackle the Joker. But then again, I was pumped for Leto, but they shit the bed with that Joker. (Though, if you look at the new generation of rappers, I think it’s a generational thing, as Letos Joker seems to resonate with youths)
And FWIW, I have found the DC films to be better than the last string of Marvel films by a large margin.
I also find it amusing that the same people who shit on DC for being gritty are loving Marvel’s turn to grit. Or the fact that they think Superman is over powered, but are loving Captain Marvel’s trailer.
Gotta be better than Jared Leto. That isn’t asking much.
I was so disappointed with Leto’s Joker and it isn’t his fault. Such a shame.
One of these days, they gotta give William Defoe a chance to play the Joker.
Suicide Squad wasn’t terrible, but it was bad enough to not be a good movie that sucks, or a bad movie that’s good. It was just… boring, like Alien Vs. Predator.
I thought it was good until the ending, which was diarrhea. That’s a compliment considering I thought they were going to do a live version of Batman: Assault on Arkham and got something else.
On a related note, they really should have just made a live version of Batman: Assault on Arkham, which is an excellent movie
Anthony Bourdain’s show is on CNN right now, if want to feel all super morbid.
/also good for suicide confidence building!
Tomorrow is always something yes?
SUNDAY GRAVY DAY!
Wait…
FOOTBAW!
/he was prolly a Jest fan
Anyone watching the Liouns/Ti-Cats game? It’s a real cat-fight
It’s sad with what they’re doing to Miss Bliss
Honestly, I don’t follow too closely. Which is to say not at all.
Has her “It Girl” status expired?
I don’t really follow WWE unless it’s Wrestlemania season. The show is mailed in too often and I feel like they have forgotten how to tell stories. Anyway, I hear the odd thing every now and then. They fed her to Rousey and it wasn’t pretty.
Well, as long as I’m alive, she’ll always have a spare room here if she needs it.
And no, that is not my DNA on the sheets. Stop looking at me like that.
She got a ridiculously long run with the belt. Honestly its absurd how much promotion wwe got from her compared to the other nxt girls.
If she does go on the back burner, I don’t feel it will be long, injury not withstanding
So what I’m hearing is now is the time to make my move.
Got it.
It’s cool to see Old Dominion win. Back when I had the X Box 360 and had the last version of the NCAA game, I liked making Old Dominion into a powerhouse in dynasty mode.
Anyway, this song has been stuck in my head for weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE_uCxNTCXc
didya get invited to join a major conference?
Noap. The ACC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtxyjf9eerI&t=8s&ab_channel=CanadianMusic
Room 2112. Awesome.
I saw April Wine at the LA Coliseum in 1978. One of the openers.
Were they any good? Who did they open for?
Oh dude!!!!!
I so miss April Wine.
Well, you can cope by having copious amounts of September Wine.
Holy crap, I could have ML’d ASU at +925. I really need to start reading my emails in a timely fashion.
/checks live lines quickly
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2018/09/22/your-saturday-evening-mild-rant-open-thread/comment-page-3/#comment-564736
Two team breakfast parlay. Rams and Rat Birds.
Don’t say i never gave you nothing.
I’m in on the Ratbirds, I worry about Laserface sneaking in a backdoor (HUH? FUCK YOU!!!) cover
Blax’s Sun Devil bet still looking possible.
Moar PAC12 Daddy issue girls.
Why did I ever move back east???????
We’ve long established you’re not very bright.
Well…. that was just mean.
Not inaccurate….but really, really mean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcXXhknpO5c&ab_channel=JVanC4tania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_5kFaHL6CA
Yeah, we can’t figure that one out either.
Oh dear god.
I’ll be back in about 30 minutes. Meh who am I kidding? 30 seconds should cover it.
FUCK: https://www.instagram.com/elena88c
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Turnover Bar?
That’s the school that gave a degree to fucking Doug Ducey.
well, guess that will be the last we hear of OR until the Civil War