Your “This Was A Good Day” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Well, night has fallen and it can’t get back up. Stupid night. What to do? Why, watch a blowout, of course. TO THE GAME!

Pats/Lions:

My bold prediction: this will be the first game that has two (2!) qb’s throw for 450+ yards in the same game and the final score won’t be remotely close. The Pats D is a complete travesty that is allowing 5.5 yards per play and 25 points per game. Did I mention they’ll be missing 3 starters? Not that that’s a big deal-you can sub any bub off the street/practice squad and get the same lousy results. Fucking Brady will always be who the late Dennis Green thought he is/was. He reads D’s better than any qb alive. That’s just a stupid, niggling fact that non-Pats fans refuse to acknowledge. His counterpart in this game-Matthew Ican’tbelieveit’snotbutterpants has an adequate arsenal of weapons to counteract the inevitable onslaught. He should be able to throw some spaghetti (points) against the wall (scoreboard).

Let’s see how it all unfolds. Should you feel the urge to let your feelings be known, type those randoms down there below.

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Horatio Cornblower

Bad Times at the El Royale is going to have to suck a lot to disappoint me.

JustStopDude

I’m very interested in that film. The cast looks phenomenal. That said…I thought the same thing of “The Master” and I detested that film.

I actually walked out like halfway through to smoke a cig before I went back in. God I hated that film. So much potential that was utterly wasted.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

There is a woman at this beach having a little photoshoot. Took me a while to figure out whether she was wearing a real bikini top or paint.

litre_cola

And?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

She’s a woman of cloth

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just the right amount of it, too

Mr. Ayo

Great pictures!

Horatio Cornblower

Years ago there was a guy who used to do photo shoots with models in extremely skimpy swim wear down at the reservoir where I used to walk my dog.

Unfortunately for me, it was for a gay men’s magazine.

LemonJello

You still got paid for your work, right?

Horatio Cornblower

Fuck yeah buddy. This ass doesn’t strut until cash is in hand.

JustStopDude

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Doktor Zymm

‘One of the most impressive catchers of the football I’ve seen this year’

So, we have this word, ‘receiver’

Redshirt

They must have heard about us and Aaron Rodgers from the other week, and they are being safe.

Slowly, but surely, we are making the world a better place.

Mother Puncher

He was in

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ben in the bathroom with the gray dong.

I hate NFL Clue

Doktor Zymm

Aw man, I wish we could get Tim Curry to call games

Horatio Cornblower

Greg Hardy, in the living room, with a shit-ton of guns.

Oh, wait, that’s real life.

Doktor Zymm

So, whose wayward son is Kerryon?

Horatio Cornblower

Kanye’s?

Mr. Ayo

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Mother Puncher

*Norm voice*

Ah yes. Good old reliable THEO RIDDICK

Horatio Cornblower

Just got back from a private party at the Treehouse brewery. I’m hammered on the best beer in the US, I’m stuffed with the best BBQ in the northeast, (BT’s Smokehouse in Sturbridge if you’re curious), and I turn on the TV to find that Fat Stafford and the Lions are 10 points to the good on the Patriots?

I’m dead and in heaven, right?

litre_cola

Hendrix is playing tomorrow night in the lounge.

Horatio Cornblower

Just got the notification on my brand new $1,000 Apple XVII or whateverthefuck.

This must be heaven, because I’d never actually buy that.

Redshirt

If you’re not into a rock concert, Owen Hart and Eddie Guerrero is main eventing the wrestling show tomorrow night in the coliseum.

JustStopDude

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Mr. Ayo

Preview of how this game will go.

Horatio Cornblower

So you’re saying I should buy now?

Doktor Zymm

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Redshirt

When is the Lightning Delay going to end? I enjoy watching this game from 1991, but I want to get started with the real game.

Mr. Ayo

Back to back penalties on the P*ts?

This is bizarro earth.

Spur

How long is this good feeling going to last?

LemonJello

If its longer than four hours, consult a a physician.

LemonJello

PETA is all sorts of confused. They were told to expect a slaughter of lions tonight.

Mr. Ayo

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LemonJello

Matty got all his weight behind that throw.

Spur

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JustStopDude

Oh Lions…
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Redshirt

That’s a weird o-face.

Spur

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King Hippo

I’m enjoying this immensely. I need someone to hit me with a hammer so I miss the 2nd half, though,

Petronel

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Redshirt

I just realized. The Lions are shutting down the Patriots. Are we watching the feed from Alternate Earth again?

LemonJello

Bizarro Earth, maybe.
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Doktor Zymm

Grumblelord looks confused by three and outs 😀

Doktor Zymm

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Mr. Ayo

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Doktor Zymm

There should be a coaching combine, with the ‘flag throw’ as one of the events

Mr. Ayo

They should get an extra challenge for that distance.

Redshirt

Whoa, now. You don’t want to make the NFL more fun, do ya?

Mr. Ayo

LIOUNDOWN!
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Redshirt

(Editoral Cartoon I saw online; The American Public, the GOP Elephant and the Democrat Donkey are talking)

Public: “Are you going to let Ford talk?”
GOP: “Of course, She has a right to be heard.”
Public: “You’re still going to vote Kavanagh on a party line vote regardless of what she says.”
Democrats: “Of course, that’s the process. We must respect it.”

JustStopDude

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I’m sorry but if this guy moved next to me…I would be watching the kids pretty closely.

Redshirt

On the contrary, I would greet this guy every time he came home. On my porch. Cleaning my shotgun.

Just to hammer home the point: I’m a nice neighbor and I have no problems going back to prison.

Mr. Ayo

I can’t wait for the LioUns to kick another FG then give up a TD.

Petronel

So we’re going to hear “Kornheiser” in the second half, right?

litre_cola

I would like him and Collinsworth to knife fight to the death.

Doktor Zymm

Fun fact: Legarrette is French for ‘The Garrett’

Spur

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Spur

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Gratliff

Is Patricia gonna be like Josh Daniels and only be able to beat Grumblelord?

Mr. Ayo

Fingers crossed. I’ll take it.

litre_cola

I will part with my money to Gamblor for that.

Gratliff

Damning testimony from Kavanaugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7AmUV2wGIY

Senor Weaselo

It’s not that he’s a Methodist?
/No idea whether he is

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

GOAT FORE HIT EWE PUSSIES

Mr. Ayo

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Doktor Zymm

And the goat didn’t land with his body weight on the boy!

Petronel

Yeah, but he can’t deny leading with his head.

Doktor Zymm

But not helmet to helmet, cause neither of em wearing helmets!

Senor Weaselo

Senor being a jerk: “Anyway, here’s Cherokee.” Meanwhile the guitarist is actually playing Cherokee.
/On phone, someone else can post Coltrane

Mr. Ayo

GO FOR IT PUSSIES!

Petronel

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Senor Weaselo

Awww, who’ll be able to tear my limbs off in a year, you all will!

litre_cola

I bet on the P*ts -4.5 I deserve to lose

blaxabbath

WH shop gonna start selling blank calendars now? Perfect for providing to investigators that you sure as hell didn’t put that crimson your calendar.

Like Don Jr did when he met with the Russians in Trump Tower and called his dad immediately before AND after the meeting.

Mr. Ayo

NO COLLUSION! Also, collusion is NOT a crime!

Is says so on the calendar!

Doktor Zymm

Shit, I haven’t put ‘work’ on my calendar every day I’ve worked! Do I gotta give my paychecks back now?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Finally, a kid who knows how to use Make A Wish.

JustStopDude

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JustStopDude

I really hope that Josh Gordon has success.

I legit do. I think anyone trying to overcome serious addictions needs to get the fuck away from Cleveland.

I mean look how well Johnny Football has done since he has left.

blaxabbath

Nope. He can recover in Tampa Bay or Buffalo or Seattle. Fuck NE.

Doktor Zymm

No one recovers from addiction in 2.5 of the 3 places you listed, maybe GB? He can switch from weed to dairy

Senor Weaselo

Aren’t some cheeses as addictive as cocaine? I mean, I’ll take me some extra sharp cheddar.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m going to celebrate a Bears win by taking a swim in the ocean.

What are sentences I’ve never said for $400, Alex?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

“Josh Gordon. Thank you, God!”

LemonJello

No way Fat Stafford wastes pasta throwing it against a wall, even metaphorically.

Wakezilla

This sounds real and totally not weird or made-up

“Kavanaugh has calendars from summer 1982 that he plans to give the Senate that don’t show a party that matches Blasey Ford’s description”

Doktor Zymm

Saturday, June 9th, 1982:
Practice popping the collar on my polo shirts
Throw shrimp at my caddy
Get shitty drunk at party, maybe assault some women
Get the butler to do my trig hw

herodotus450

“If it’s not on the calendar, then you must acquit my client of a-rapin-her.”
/The quotes means I didn’t say it

Spur

Totally normal thing to have and proves everything.

LemonJello

“Unfortunately, some pages of my client’s Miss Big’Uns 1982 calendar are illegible due to, uh, organic residue.”
-Smug Asshole Attorney

Gratliff

“You can clearly see where my client crossed out ‘Rape’ on the night in question. He was very busy that night and couldn’t commit to anything not directly related to fucking poor people.”

Redshirt

couldn’t commit to anything not directly related to fucking poor people

That would cost him some Republican votes.

Senor Weaselo

“Your Honor, my client could not have done this crime because he was busy thinking of ways to fuck poor people, and the accuser is not poor.”

Hippo, what are the odds on that defense?

Redshirt

Oh, that sounds like a perfectly reasonable thing to hold on to for 36-years.

Sat. Jun. 9th, ’82

7PM: Do not go to the party.
8PM: Do not get drunk.
9PM: Do not sexually assault Chrissy.
10PM: Go to bed early so I can wake up to volunteer at church early tomorrow morning.

Horatio Cornblower

I know when I was in high school I put “Ragin’ Kegger & Rape Party” on all my calendars, and I fucking highlighted it too!

Spur

I dont wanna work tomorrow.

Mr. Ayo

-Le’veon Bell

Senor Weaselo

You could be like me and nobody tells you that they’ve axed the program you were teaching! Or at least I think so, nobody’s emailed me so I’m going off what happened at one site.

Redshirt

…or me.

I’m setting up another division in my work. However, whoever set up the stuff, did it wrong. Now I’ve sent emails saying “Here’s what needs to be done. Here’s how much it will cost. Sign here, and I’ll get started.” Its been two weeks.

Also, I’ve been updating our systems as they’ve been outdated by a decade. I’ve typed up the forms. They just need to sign them and I can put them in place, simplifying the process and saving us money. Its been four weeks.

I’m being paid to find stuff to do.

Senor Weaselo

They do pay you, though. Currently playing a new group for a friend, where I’m not actually making any money on it. Last night went pretty well though, so may have been worth it in the long run.

blaxabbath

I’m just slammed, doing the work of three, and everyone under me is also just burnt out.

I need MS-13 to find me on Indeed.

Redshirt

Aw man, the Bengals lost. AJ Green got maimed. I need something to make me smile.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/how-michael-moore-lost-his-audience/ar-AAAwHhX?ocid=spartanntp

There we go.

(Note: Its not me disagreeing with his political views; its me not liking his personality. In his films and interviews, he comes off like his views are the only absolute right, he knows all, and if you are against them, you are what’s wrong with the world. GOPs have played a part in dividing American into their camps, but Moore has helped out on the Left.

I like Liberals. I don’t like Elitist Liberals. Moore falls into the latter.)

Doktor Zymm

He’s like if Comic Book Guy got into politics.

Redshirt

THANK YOU! I spent five minutes trying to put into words why I don’t like the guy. That’s better than what I wrote!

Wakezilla

I don’t really care for Moore, but I’ve heard 11/9 is pretty good and takes shots at both political parties. Is it because he takes shots at Hilary and Obama?

Redshirt

That’s what I heard too. To give the devil his due, he did make good points.

Hilliary didn’t go to WI, MI and PA because they were afraid she wouldn’t get a good reaction. She’s your candidate for President yet you don’t think you can fill a high school gym of Democrats to cheer her?

That’s what cost her the election. All she had to do was spend a few days there, and she’d be President, and I’d be a happy Republican saying how President H. Clinton is sending this country too far to the left.

blaxabbath

REAL REPUBLICANS think Trump is too far left.

Redshirt

2017 Redshirt: “Oh, come on! Real Republicans aren’t Nazis!”
2018 Redshirt: “Agreed.

Doktor Zymm

I like butter, but even butterpants are still pants

Senor Weaselo

“You know who isn’t a butterpants? Wes Welker! That guy catches everything 99 times out of 100.” -Wes Welker

Wakezilla

As mentioned in the other thread, Stillers are looking to trade Bell. What do you think they could get for him, with the understanding that it could be a rental player?

On a related note, if the Stillers don’t want to pony up the cash, they might as well be petty and trade him to Arizona or something

blaxabbath

They should!

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