Your “Thursday, How I Missed You So!” NFL Football Open Thread

[face is buried deep within his computer’s monitor]

Goff vs Minny? Hmm. Or maybe Wilson against the Cards? What to do? What to do?

Oh, hello there! I didn’t hear you click onto the site. You’re a sneaky one aren’t you? I was just going over my fantasy options and the window is closing fast with respect to putting Jared in there. But enough of my struggles. My, you are looking like quite the handsome devil/striking woman? Have you done something with your hair? No… you’ve lost a few pounds haven’t you? Whatever it is you are definitely carrying yourself well these days. Stalling? No, I’m not stalling-I just wanted you to know that you’re very much appreciated by me [word count is up to 120 buddy, you can do this] and all the other folks that converse on this here site. Er, um… TO THE GAME!

Vikes/Rammers:

I just don’t know what to make of this game. All the hot takes regarding Minny’s play last week have been taken so I’ve nothing to add. They gave away two quick TD scores as a result of fumbles deep in their end (as well as a field goal) and just seemed to be rattled and disoriented. Was Everson Griffen’s on-going erratic behavior something that caused the team to (for lack of a better word) stress? Position by position, the Vikes are talented up the ying yang so I expect that things will get back on track but the short turnabout, the travel and the fact that they’re playing a very, very good team doesn’t look promising for their short-term prospects. That said, Theilen and Diggs are facing backup corners all night long so scoring shouldn’t be an issue. I’m at a loss here.

What are you thinking? Should I play Goff? Also, you may want to weigh in on today’s shenanigans in Washington. Do your thing. You tend to do it well.

 

 

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Spur

Wreck it Ralph 2 will suck

fleshwound_NPG

So will Ralph 3

Spur

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Also I popped on the Amazon prime broadcast to listen to Hannah Storm and Andrea Kremer. Feels like they would have benefitted from a clear division of labor and some time practicing with replays.

blaxabbath

Where is that gif of the cartoon dude holding up the broom (I think) going “GODDAMN” from?

https://twitter.com/VoteLindaPritch/status/1045164612348518400?s=20

fleshwound_NPG

Reverse BLEERGH

Viva La Tabula Raza

“She’s a left-wing idiot.”
“That’s redundant.”
Comedy gold, folks.

Spur

what;s up man!? I’m be in SA Thanksgiving weekend, my parents 50th, If you can make it out to the sticks on Friday night let me know.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’ll probably be at my folks place in Leakey on meal day, but hanging at the casa the rest of the weekend. Where in the sticks?

Spur

Devin/ Natalia

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’m in Bulverde 23 miles north of SA, maybe we could meet up halfway in SA for a drink or three in Southtown or downtown.

Spur

We shall see

Viva La Tabula Raza

I don’t reckon there’s a way to PM on this site. Just shoot me an email at some point, geoman77 at gvtc.com.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening. I’m embarrassed to be an American tonight and too tired to deal with east coast football timing. Probably going to watch reruns of psych and go to sleep.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Burned through the entire show after an ugly breakup a few years ago. Never a bad use of time.

JustStopDude

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Spur

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Spur

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Col. Duke LaCross

Ballsy

litre_cola

Trickeration!

JustStopDude

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fleshwound_NPG

joe buck: “good offensive line by the rams”

[rams OT gets burned]

troy aikman: “that’s right, joe.”

Spur

Folks. My Cupp fills over

Gatoraids

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Flexing the Devil

fleshwound_NPG

imma have to download that, passed on it for far too long

Brick Meathook

I just saw a fat LAPD cop walk by. Fat cops are almost unheard of in Southern California.

Brick Meathook

Somehow this qualified as an event worth noting. I’m not drunk enough I guess.

The Maestro

How has FOX not ditched Cleatus yet? Completely inexplicable.

Oh, wait. This is the same company that employs Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson. Never mind.

Brick Meathook

I just noticed that both the Vikings and the Rams have horn logos. There’s a lot of people wearing horns here.

King Hippo

what about RRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! chanting or singing? Is it prevalent?

Brick Meathook

No singing yet.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Oh honey-koo, me so horny. Me love you long time!

nomonkeyfun

Lots of librul beta cucks in LA.

fleshwound_NPG

ad guy: idea, we use a 15-year old internet meme

toyota: go on…

litre_cola

Canes are kicking the shit out of the Heels. Sounds about right.

King Hippo

good, was scared to check

Gatoraids

Canes flooding North Carolina with points now

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shouldn’t NC be used to flooding by now?

Gatoraids

40k watching TNF on Twitch with pretty open chat. Should be uh interesting

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

This is some Andy Reid management.

SonOfSpam

Andy Reid’s nodding proudly.

fleshwound_NPG

WTF vikes

Gratliff

Dat clock management

King Hippo

BOOOOOOO, it’s 4th down and they noe it

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JustStopDude

I hate the dull purple color of the Vikings helmets…

HOLY SHIT THAT HELMET JUST FLEW! IS THAT GUY DEAD>?!?!

fleshwound_NPG

indeed, go back to the old deep purple

and somehow dude is not dead

King Hippo

I could go fer 500/8 out of Goff, especially with 3 more of those being to Gurley.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

Oh, darn it. I missed Murphy Brown’s return episode. Anyone watch it? How was it?

JustStopDude

I’m guessing dry and not satisfying…

SonOfSpam

Sorta like Candice Bergen these days.

jjfozz

I didn’t see it but I think maybe a dumpster full of rotting meat, soiled diapers, and offal.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Oh my. Next week is the Vikings-Eagles rematch.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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jjfozz

Los Angeles hasn’t seen this many balls in the air since the Chippendale Dancers went skydiving.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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jjfozz

Yeah, I know. Long week.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, I liked that joke.

SonOfSpam

I’m playing against Gurley and Diggs…I kinda feel lucky so far.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

This is not the defense it was last year. Fucking kill me.

SonOfSpam

/shrugs
//flies to Minnesota packing 3D-printed pistol

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Thank you, you’re doing God’s work.

King Hippo

Is Baby Buster the best QB in teh NFL?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JustStopDude

Don’t know why…I hate the Chargers…I’m okay with the Rams being good.

Makes no fucking sense.

rockingdog

fuck you spanos!!! Rams gonna rule ya!!!! go goff go!

Viva La Tabula Raza

I figured out long ago that I can’t hate a team because of their owners, because ALL owners seem to be reprehensible assholes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There is a matter of degree.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Christ, there’s enough time left for Minny score again before halftime.

fleshwound_NPG

AND LA

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

They won’t.

theeWeeBabySeamus

@Balls, please check your email.
I need to be on the road ASAP.

SonOfSpam

Sounds like a near-future thing where our devices are controlled by testicle-implants.

“Balls, check my e-mail.”

ballsofsteelandfury

Done. I got it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Thanks man, talk soon.

Brick Meathook

The Los Angeles Coliseum is so gloriously 1920s old school.
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fleshwound_NPG

YA GOTTA UNLEASH THE GOFF DRAGON

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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jjfozz

Rhodes must be homophobic with that flag kicking. Sorry, dad joke.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

That. Dumb. Shit.

Viva La Tabula Raza

So, I spent the last two weeks in the ancestral homeland, and watched both Patriots losses in local bars surrounded by fellow Pats fans. Gotta admit, it was kinda fun watching the rending of garments and weeping and gnashing of teeth, kinda like when the Cowboys lose down here on South Texas.

Redshirt

Its nice to know the Coyote got a new job as the Vikings punter after PETA got on his ass for always trying to eat the Road Runner.

King Hippo

Baby Buster, where the fuck you at? Cooper’s Kupp need fillin!

/yeah, he on my bench, but I take all the Baby Buster points anyway