[face is buried deep within his computer’s monitor]
Goff vs Minny? Hmm. Or maybe Wilson against the Cards? What to do? What to do?
Oh, hello there! I didn’t hear you click onto the site. You’re a sneaky one aren’t you? I was just going over my fantasy options and the window is closing fast with respect to putting Jared in there. But enough of my struggles. My, you are looking like quite the handsome devil/striking woman? Have you done something with your hair? No… you’ve lost a few pounds haven’t you? Whatever it is you are definitely carrying yourself well these days. Stalling? No, I’m not stalling-I just wanted you to know that you’re very much appreciated by me [word count is up to 120 buddy, you can do this] and all the other folks that converse on this here site. Er, um… TO THE GAME!
Vikes/Rammers:
I just don’t know what to make of this game. All the hot takes regarding Minny’s play last week have been taken so I’ve nothing to add. They gave away two quick TD scores as a result of fumbles deep in their end (as well as a field goal) and just seemed to be rattled and disoriented. Was Everson Griffen’s on-going erratic behavior something that caused the team to (for lack of a better word) stress? Position by position, the Vikes are talented up the ying yang so I expect that things will get back on track but the short turnabout, the travel and the fact that they’re playing a very, very good team doesn’t look promising for their short-term prospects. That said, Theilen and Diggs are facing backup corners all night long so scoring shouldn’t be an issue. I’m at a loss here.
What are you thinking? Should I play Goff? Also, you may want to weigh in on today’s shenanigans in Washington. Do your thing. You tend to do it well.
Wreck it Ralph 2 will suck
So will Ralph 3
Also I popped on the Amazon prime broadcast to listen to Hannah Storm and Andrea Kremer. Feels like they would have benefitted from a clear division of labor and some time practicing with replays.
Where is that gif of the cartoon dude holding up the broom (I think) going “GODDAMN” from?
https://twitter.com/VoteLindaPritch/status/1045164612348518400?s=20
Reverse BLEERGH
“She’s a left-wing idiot.”
“That’s redundant.”
Comedy gold, folks.
what;s up man!? I’m be in SA Thanksgiving weekend, my parents 50th, If you can make it out to the sticks on Friday night let me know.
I’ll probably be at my folks place in Leakey on meal day, but hanging at the casa the rest of the weekend. Where in the sticks?
Devin/ Natalia
I’m in Bulverde 23 miles north of SA, maybe we could meet up halfway in SA for a drink or three in Southtown or downtown.
We shall see
I don’t reckon there’s a way to PM on this site. Just shoot me an email at some point, geoman77 at gvtc.com.
Evening. I’m embarrassed to be an American tonight and too tired to deal with east coast football timing. Probably going to watch reruns of psych and go to sleep.
Burned through the entire show after an ugly breakup a few years ago. Never a bad use of time.
Ballsy
Trickeration!
joe buck: “good offensive line by the rams”
[rams OT gets burned]
troy aikman: “that’s right, joe.”
Folks. My Cupp fills over
Flexing the Devil
imma have to download that, passed on it for far too long
I just saw a fat LAPD cop walk by. Fat cops are almost unheard of in Southern California.
Somehow this qualified as an event worth noting. I’m not drunk enough I guess.
How has FOX not ditched Cleatus yet? Completely inexplicable.
Oh, wait. This is the same company that employs Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson. Never mind.
I just noticed that both the Vikings and the Rams have horn logos. There’s a lot of people wearing horns here.
what about RRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! chanting or singing? Is it prevalent?
No singing yet.
Oh honey-koo, me so horny. Me love you long time!
Lots of librul beta cucks in LA.
ad guy: idea, we use a 15-year old internet meme
toyota: go on…
Canes are kicking the shit out of the Heels. Sounds about right.
good, was scared to check
Canes flooding North Carolina with points now
Shouldn’t NC be used to flooding by now?
40k watching TNF on Twitch with pretty open chat. Should be uh interesting
This is some Andy Reid management.
Andy Reid’s nodding proudly.
WTF vikes
Dat clock management
BOOOOOOO, it’s 4th down and they noe it
This is a great fucking game. That said-[can’t keep eyes open anymore]
I hate the dull purple color of the Vikings helmets…
HOLY SHIT THAT HELMET JUST FLEW! IS THAT GUY DEAD>?!?!
indeed, go back to the old deep purple
and somehow dude is not dead
I could go fer 500/8 out of Goff, especially with 3 more of those being to Gurley.
Oh, darn it. I missed Murphy Brown’s return episode. Anyone watch it? How was it?
I’m guessing dry and not satisfying…
Sorta like Candice Bergen these days.
I didn’t see it but I think maybe a dumpster full of rotting meat, soiled diapers, and offal.
Oh my. Next week is the Vikings-Eagles rematch.
Los Angeles hasn’t seen this many balls in the air since the Chippendale Dancers went skydiving.
Yeah, I know. Long week.
Well, I liked that joke.
I’m playing against Gurley and Diggs…I kinda feel lucky so far.
This is not the defense it was last year. Fucking kill me.
/shrugs
//flies to Minnesota packing 3D-printed pistol
Thank you, you’re doing God’s work.
Is Baby Buster the best QB in teh NFL?
Don’t know why…I hate the Chargers…I’m okay with the Rams being good.
Makes no fucking sense.
fuck you spanos!!! Rams gonna rule ya!!!! go goff go!
I figured out long ago that I can’t hate a team because of their owners, because ALL owners seem to be reprehensible assholes.
There is a matter of degree.
Christ, there’s enough time left for Minny score again before halftime.
AND LA
They won’t.
@Balls, please check your email.
I need to be on the road ASAP.
Sounds like a near-future thing where our devices are controlled by testicle-implants.
“Balls, check my e-mail.”
Done. I got it.
Thanks man, talk soon.
The Los Angeles Coliseum is so gloriously 1920s old school.
YA GOTTA UNLEASH THE GOFF DRAGON
I REALLY like Goff right now.
Rhodes must be homophobic with that flag kicking. Sorry, dad joke.
That. Dumb. Shit.
So, I spent the last two weeks in the ancestral homeland, and watched both Patriots losses in local bars surrounded by fellow Pats fans. Gotta admit, it was kinda fun watching the rending of garments and weeping and gnashing of teeth, kinda like when the Cowboys lose down here on South Texas.
Its nice to know the Coyote got a new job as the Vikings punter after PETA got on his ass for always trying to eat the Road Runner.
Baby Buster, where the fuck you at? Cooper’s Kupp need fillin!
/yeah, he on my bench, but I take all the Baby Buster points anyway