I’ve been away for a coupla weeks. Yet I still really don’t know what to talk about this week.
I’m writing this early because there’s another hurricane ‘gon roll up this way.
And I fully expect to lose electricity, internet and phone. Again. The last of which might be a blessing, actually.
I hate the telephone.
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So Let’s Talk About The Telephone
I have a landline and two cells. And I shit you not, 90% of the calls I get on all those lines these days are from scamming telemarketing scum.
5% are from legitimate telemarketers. And trust me, I use the term “legitimate” very, very loosely there.
The other 5% is from my relatives who have screwed up their lives in one way or another….and want money.
I see no distinction. They’re all a pain in my ass and they all want my money.
My recent favourite pastime is to try to see how quickly I can get the scamming telemarketing scum to cuss me out. I’m getting very good at it. I’ve been told I should not be doing this because those assholes are funded by organized crime, but I don’t care. Fuck ’em. You keep calling my fucking phone over and over? Imma damn well fuck with you. If I’m important enough (I’m not) for organized crime to come looking for me, then bring it. tWBS has guns and a security system. If you can get in without me seeing or hearing you, then best of luck.
I know it’s stupid and petty of me to screw around with them. But meh, it passes the time.
But I am considering having the landline ripped out and changing both of my cell numbers. smgdh.
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Fun With Telemarketing Scum
I’m not going to actually tell most of these stories, because I still plan to eventually write a standalone post on this subject.
But earlier today….
- Telemarketing Scum (Allegedly from Credit Card Company which wants to lower my interest): Hello, how are you today?
- tWBS: I’m fine, thank you. How are you?
- TS: I’m great, thank you for asking. And may God bless you and your family.
- tWBS: Wait, why would you say that?
- TS: What?
- tWBS: You have no idea who you’re talking to and you’re in Pakistan (they ARE in Pakistan, btw….I’ve gotten a few of them to admit that to me). Why would you bring God into this? What if I’m an atheist?
- TS: What?
- tWBS: First, I’m not stupid enough to fall for your ploy. I’m not giving you my credit card information. Second, if I was an atheist, you just blew it either way.
- TS: Fuck you.
- tWBS: Soooooo…..I guess you don’t want God to bless me and my family anymore?
- TS: Fuck you…..Click
/tWBS laughs
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Sports You Can Call On 2Nite
NCAA FB
- (23) S.Florida @ Tulsa – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Air Force @ San Diego State – 9:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- Arizona @ Utah – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
MLB
- Dodgers @ Brewers (NLCS Game One) – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
NBA
- Rockets @ Grizzlies – 8:00pmEDT – TV: NBATV
- Lakers @ Warriors – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
NHL
None. Nada. Nothing.
Way to go, Gary.
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Call Me Maybe?
Enjoy…
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Speaking Of A Calling
Senor Weaselo has worked his cute little tushy off all year about covering the Battlebots on Science Channel. It’s a really fun show.
Now get in there and do some democracy and vote!!!!!
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Later taters.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
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Wow, looks like I missed out on a lot of nice butt pictures last night.
That’s what I get for getting high and falling asleep in the chair, I guess.
/gets high again
//scrolls down but totally NOT to look at all the nice butt pictures
///only reads it for the articles
Evening
*tips hat*
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=lLs9bncgBWM
I’m doing some diet with the wife. We are approaching the week mark and I ended up on a job until about 10p. And not just a normal job, one right over by the fun/pricey mall. Everyone out there enjoying their Friday night and the weather and I’m over here on the OT.
When we wrapped up, I was so fucking ready to hit the nearby in n out but NOOOOOOOO.
Do it!
Late night eats are when you can get away with it!
You already earned yo!
Stay strong, bro. After the second week it gets easier.
I got a misdial earlier from San Francisco Chinatown. So if I end up as a sex slave guarded by three flying guys with funky melee weapons, I damn well expect you assholes to rescue me.
Nunchaku, bo, and, what’ll the third guy have?
Ooh, I know, he’ll have tonfa!
/Yes I know the nunchaku and tonfa are both originally Okinawan
I vote for sais
Twin backscratcher claw thingies.
Only if I can buy some $3 sunglasses on the way.
Why would you need to be rescued from that?
I’m going in.
Got to save a brother.
I never claimed we were smart, but we are stupidly loyal.
OK, fine; too stoned to post.
What a pain in the ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=21&v=GlQFn4OF5-M
TOSS THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN THE WELL FOR GOOD FUCKING LUCK.
Linda Lawson x Dennis Hopper Night Tide
Well it wouldn’t be hell if I was the star dammit.
The most tormented…….
For the record Uncle Al recorded this in 2006 during W’s administration and it has never been more poignant.
I can thrash to that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXg9X9-AGrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=85&v=SJmmaIGiGBg
Some people have a different menu.
Ah, fond memories of my ex.
Cheesy.
Isn’t that the same……….. never mind.
A repeat? Yeah I know. I just love it though. It really speaks to me.
Please use sunscreen, people.
RESPECT THE SUN!
Mike Pence subsequently found Jesus and never had immoral thoughts again.
I registered on a dating site and put up four pictures: 3 of myself in various states of handsomeness, and this one for contrast
Mmm… Maybe the snake sends a wrong message
Which snake?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAG
You’re a sexy motherfucker Don T.
Because calling it a Fun Sweatshop too obvious.
So long free burgers.
I pray to god that the Bucs show up to play on Sunday. I’m playing my brother this week and he’s starting Ryan, Julio AND Sanu (or SANULIO as he’s coined it). Meanwhile I have Brees and Kamara on bye. We’re both 4-1 and this matchup could very well dictate who wins the playoff bye week. I’m so boned.
Am I doing this right?
I can’t rightfully judge what turns you on.
I HAD THAT SAME MARANTZ!!
The Brewers are Brewersing.
At least they saved it until after the Rockies.
Evening lizard people.
Hola Senor!
She’s a Raiders fan.
That’s a good way to get poison ivy.
Doesn’t grow at that elevation…. so…..SKIN CANCER!!
That’s a good way to get ticks
Valderee, valderaa, valder-aa-aa-aa-aa-ahhhhhh.
Damn you! Now that’s in my head.
Gotta love a woman that squats
Every time I go to the gym.
And this is why Right is banned from seven gyms.
Firm but fair.
Crunches, too
I’m still calling shenanigans.
Are those Butter Croissants?!?!?
Hnnnnnngh
She better not take my last yogurt.
Cosmo. Her name is fucking Cosmo. The clip is called “delicious biscuit” if you want to google her. In the meanwhile, some stills:
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ttps://www.morazzia.com/cosmo-delicious-biscuit (Use an adblocker)
Bullshit! I don’t even think she’s a real sailor!
3/10, cannot calculate nautical miles to proper accuracy ,, smh
oh yeah that’s right, its october. I should be watching horror movies and shit.
Just ones with gratuitous, odd nudity.
or old ones.
Turn on the news. It’s scarier than anything in Hollywood
Let’s see her tie a sailors knot then we’ll talk.
I’m sure she’s an expert in seamanship.
Evening gents. Seems like a quiet night tonight.
the sportsball is just goddamned awful.
Apparently so. I only really follow NFL so the amount of time I devote to watching is limited. I’ve thought about getting into basketball a few times but the Wolves… uhh… don’t seem like a wagon worth jumping on.
SKOL Mr. Bridgwater
I approve of the number of butts that have been shared lately.
WHERE’S A GOOD BOY?!?!?
This made me spit coffee just now.
LMFAO
Do you know Chopsticks?
What happens next in this movie? Probably a twist of some sort.
They fix the cable?
Twisted pair!
M. Night La Tabula Raza
u mean Twistsys pairing??