/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon
Balls: WHAT?
Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF?
Balls: WYTAW?
Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What day is it today, asshole?
Balls: Uh, Friday?
MHFH a beer: Seriously?
Balls: Wednesday?
MHFH a blunt: FFS, it’s Monday!! As in MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!?!?
Balls: You guys know I don’t like the NFL, right?
MHFH a beer: Yes, we do.
MHFH a blunt: And frankly, we’re getting a little tired of your bitching.
Balls: Tough, but fair.
MHFH a beer: So you know what this Open Thread needs to be about, RIGHT?!?
Balls (sighing): Fiiiiine. Can I go now?
MHFH a beer: Yes.
Balls (on his way out the door): ORIOLESUCK!
LE FIN
***
TO THE GAME!
Tonight we have the Los Ángeles Doyers Green Bay Packers hosting the Milwaukee Brewers San Francisco 49ers on Game 3 of the NLCS MNF!
What can I say, I know it’s Wisconsin v California!
If the Packers can keep Aaron Rodgers upright like Danica, they are headed towards great things this year. Unfortunately, his health is as big of a mystery as his relationship with his family.
Which is too bad because A-Rod should be considered as one of the GOATs and he hasn’t benefited from cheating, favorable officiating, or Russian-style doping/”supplements” programs.
Instead, he’s had to deal with Captain Blue Bunny
as coach, an offensive line that compares negatively to a traffic cone and a NY subway turnstile, and the loss of a talented group of receivers that wanted to get PAID.
Oh, and do the Packers have a running back yet?
Jesús!
On the other side, we have the 49ers, which, well, take a look at this roster:
My condolences to Petronel and Mr. Nel. That roster would have me turning on the VCR and replaying the Super Bowl videos from the 80s.
My thought is that the Packers take care of business at home in a relatively boring game.
/ looks around
// sees that the DFOers are busy drinking
Doyers-Astros World Series. And the Astros win again…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI0TeFf6uD8
ALSO PLEASE SAFETY
Mike McCarthy has spent his entire career residing in the quaint little English village of Turnover-On-Downs.
I think that this is banner worthy.
The Maestro is one of the more underrated talents around here, IMO.
Probably because he likes the Pats so tha makes me feel dirty every time he does a good.
That’s brilliant.
What’s the English version of the Wisconsin Dells?
Is MLB the only sport where home field advantage doesn’t really mean shit?
Ice footy
I disagree, last change in ice footy is very important for line matching.
Swimming
Aaron might not be as good as everyone thinks.
Just saying.
The guys he are throwing to are nawt good at catching. Except the basketball player.
The wheels may have come off. Absolutely no one* owes one immediate criticism of him as a professional.
*divison rivals fans certainly excluded — he’s only going to be struggling in quicksand for a short time so get your boots on, Chigaoans.
I’ve said it better and I’ll say it again, thank god McCarthy wasted Rodgers for all these years.
Shoulda kicked. Plenty o’ time.
Oooops.
Nope, put SF in horrid field position, gives defense a break.
Get the three, then get the stop and play for the win, not the tie.
But you gain even more leverage by tying the game up if you just make a 4-yard gain. It’s well-worth it, mathematically. Still plenty of time for 2 possessions.
They’d still be down a TD.
right, inside the 5 is 100% worth it, maths-wise
Wife was asking me the other day if there were any NFL owners who were good. I told her it was relative, considering the objective evil of the owners. But Paul Allen was the one owner I listed as being by far the best of the NFC West.
Which is explains why he had to die, I’m sure.
I know i only have myself to blame but fuck it:
Fuck you packers for letting the shitty 49ers offense score a season high points so robbie gould can help me lose by exactly 1/10 th of a point .
Even when they’re losing they find a way to fuck me over
Big if true.
Right now, I am in the exact same situation but JUST hanging on (if SF doesn’t score again and doesn’t gain more than like 45 more yards I will eke it out by a fraction).
Does Witten’s suit jacket seem to short on him? He looks like a doofus next to the stylish Italian.
that jacket is fly. i like it’s color
Putting the Monk in monkey. And yes, technically I know they are apes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXe1jpHPnUs
Top of the pops people!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf44LWY7cdQ
Rodgers puts away the alkyl nitrites and balls out here
i maintain one of best songs produced in the last 10 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18Gyci5tw74
Six weeks? That’s too long….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAg
Another Goulden nugget thru the uprights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4emYaDbaJ8w
GB just can’t tackle for shit.
it’s the buttery fingers.
That reminds me; what do people 50 floors below think of pigeons now?
Mmmm, cholesterol burger
No doughnuts as buns? SHAMEFUL.
They’re cutting back…reaaaaally gradually.
[scrolls back down to the picture of the fat raccoon]
[scrolls back up]
[squints eyes]
[scrolls back down]
[scrolls up again]
No, they’re different guys.
o7
The Niners being competent isn’t something I’m prepared to deal with.
Imma go watch some shit on the dvr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4pi1LxuDHc
#WeRAllTomsulas
Pennywise is adjusting his appearance, I see.
And is not longer on the diet it appears.
i feel bad for him.
Hobo Foie Gras?
Witten, what the fuck are you talking about?
he’s really fucking stupid, even by ex-jock standards
So he’s not trippin’ balls? Damn it.
On that one he kinda was. Babbling about how the receiver did a great job getting a hand in to break up a pass, when the pass was underthrown (possibly tipped at the line) and the receiver was the only one close to it.
Now he’s talking about Andy Reid getting “on the airport” or some shit. wtf.
hmmmm, I had not considered the Walton Corollary
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Two score lead.
Goddammit, Keeley Hazell
(Her sex tape was shit)
Black people live in GreenBay? Are they relatives of a player?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i5OrcxwFUA
Get a turnover for me, this is DIVISIONAL, damn it.
San Fran showing the Packers where to put it.
There is a lot of odd fetishes out there.
My Amazon Prime subscription still can’t get the eye bleach here fast enough for my liking.
I would imagine that bizarre scenarios like this are an interesting change from routine for the girls.
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson broke up. Thoughts and prayers to those crazy kids.
thank fuck I only know who ONE of those dipshits is
I looked the other one up on Linkedin; he is apparently an engineer from Michigan and looking for a project management position in Minneapolis,
SHOCKING, truly,
Mason Crosby kicking like his life depends on it because McCarthy showed him his shotgun before the game and threatened to shoot him at midfield if that shit ever happens again
McCarthy would aim at the wrong target anyway
if he had a gun, he’d just shoot the veggies on the training table
I think the threat was McCarthy making Crosby watch while he eats a triple cheese burger…. “you miss, we repeat this.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSa_hbutFt0
Not sure what’s going on here, but HR won’t be happy.
Sauce?
Porn. I assume.
Apolonia & Julia Roca – When Good looking girls play
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ttps://www.play
vids.com/v/vAmTO20hMJD
Gifs
h
ttp://thumbnails.porncore.net/timetogetnaughty69/126846113306/
Jay Cutler is going to be found out.
I haven’t seen things go south for Buehler since… wait right everything turned out fine for Ferris.
Eventually…..
Swipe left?
If she has a girlfriend, she is one happy lady.
I wouldn’t mind sounding if she did it.
Paul Allen died? Damn.
Huh. Wasn’t expecting Garbage. Good for you, MNF.
Shirley still mah favorite Scot girl.
Great lungs
Yeah usually Thursday night football is garbage night
SF-GB has been surprisingly competitive. I imagine there’s a collapse coming in the second half.
Garbage whoooo
Might be 150 years late, but San Francisco finally struck Gould.
Clay Matthews looks like the Neanderthal version of Fabio.
Both are fairly convincing in shampoo commercials tho.
Just leaving work. This week already eats balls.
Almost like The Darkest Timeline just keeps swirling down, down, down. Yeah?
A buddy of mine was telling me earlier that drowning apparently doesn’t really hurt, contrary to expectations.
Hippo does nae need a distance FG…
I think it might be time to unload Alfred Morris for someone who actually is allowed to play next week.
PICK IT OFF, YOU ASSDICK!!
At times I almost think that Colin Kaepernick is acting like an entitled victim, then I see stuff like Nick Mullens has a job as a NFL QB and Kaep doesn’t and those evil thoughts fade away.
If the owners were really colluding they would get one team to bite the bullet and sign him, then just wait for him to suck and cut him. Boom, no more lawsuit.
It would have to be a Liberal City though. Cincy took a flyer on Reid, but Brown passed because he didn’t say if he would still knee and he didn’t want to alienate a fan base that was already royally pissed off to being with. Now they’re being sued.
Ergo, you don’t have to like Kaep (I don’t either) to recognize the situation is much bigger than him personally, and total bullshit.
You know who would be better than Nick Mullens? Jeff George.
-Jason W.
HA!
If a #1 J. George jersey hits the field, forget setting out of court. Goodell just hands Kaep the keys to the League and walks away.
Sad thing is if Goodell was a good Commish, he would’ve realized this could cause a schism that could cause irreparable harm to the sport and nation, called Kaep and Reid to NFL HQ and figured out a solution to this before it shitballed out of control.
Fuck that guy, but the CoD ad with Clay Matthews is pretty fucking funny.
Does that ball ever go past 3rd base?
No, it never get to slap against ass.
NAUGHTY WORD!
AJ hawk can eat a Rodgers cock
Unusual porn parody request.
(turns on MNF) (does cartoon-like double-take at the score)
Okay…what’d I miss?
The Steelers claimed they are choirboys and never play dirty.
Besides the perpetual.
It’s not even 7pm and am buzzed and watching baseball.
I’ve had 4 “ big” beers. Baseball is looking better