NFL News:
- No man is an island, and Chad Kelly found that out late Tuesday night as he was a clod washed away by a sea of bad press.
- He was cut by the Broncos as a result of his criminal trespass arrest after the Broncos Hallowe’en party.
- PFT has rumours of intoxicated behaviour, and “aggressive actions” towards another guest at the party, and then a separate altercation with the security hired for the party.
- On top of breaking into the home he was arrested for entering, and getting clubbed by the homeowner.
- He was allegedly drafted by Elway as a favour to his uncle Jim, and was actually on track to start if Case Keenum didn’t improve.
- On the subject of gone insane from the pain deep inside, Everson Griffen has apparently sorted out his demons & returned to the Vikings.
- He will return to practice, and decisions will be made weekly about his gameday availability.
- “The main focus isn’t getting Everson ready to play,” coach Mike Zimmer said at his morning news conference. “I’m sure some people in this room have dealt with some of these things. I don’t think it’s as unique as we make it out to be.
- Y’know what? It actually sounds like they are taking his needs into account. Good for them, and him. Belichick would’ve just cut him & thrown him on the Hernandez pile.
- He will return to practice, and decisions will be made weekly about his gameday availability.
.@EversonGriffen’s statement on his return to the #Vikings. pic.twitter.com/40l6zHbhb9
— Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) October 23, 2018
- The bell has tolled for Week 15 & 16 games being flexed from Sunday to Saturday night, and onto the NFL Network:
- December 15:
- Houston Texans at New York Jets at 4:30 p.m. ET.
- Cleveland Browns at the Denver Broncos at 8:20 p.m. ET.
- December 22:
- Washington [Redacteds] at Tennessee Titans at 4:30 p.m. ET
- Baltimore Ravens at Los Angeles Chargers at 8:20 p.m. ET
- December 15:
- Hearing the silence so loud on the Le’Veon Bell front, Steelers WR JuJu Smith-Schuster decided to take matters into his own hands.
JuJu Smith-Schuster bought 100-plus Mega Millions tickets this week. As his interview concluded, he said, "I tried to win it so we could get Le'Veon back. It didn't work."
— Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) October 24, 2018
- You’ll find this SHOCKING!, but it appears Jon Gruden might also be losing the locker room.
- The “anyone could go at anytime” ethos that has taken over the team has left players on edge, since each no longer feels a part of the main, and wondering how much they should care since it looks like after the season most of them might be gone.
- Time marches on.
- “I think many of us realize we won’t be here next year,” a player told The Athletic. “We are just waiting to see if we will be here next week…You have to wonder if we haven’t been playing for draft picks all along,” the player said. “Despite everything the coaches told us at training camp.”
- The “anyone could go at anytime” ethos that has taken over the team has left players on edge, since each no longer feels a part of the main, and wondering how much they should care since it looks like after the season most of them might be gone.
Well, I’ve beaten the metaphor long enough.
James?
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Dodgers at Red Sox – 8:00PM | FOX / Sportsnet
- NHL:
- Maple Leafs at Jets – 7:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet1
- Lightning at Avalanche – 9:30PM | NBCSN
- Canucks at Golden Knights – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
- NBA:
- Mavericks at Hawks – 7:15PM | ESPN
- T-wolves at Raptors – 7:30PM | TSN
- 76ers at Bucks – 9:35PM | ESPN
- It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia – 10:00PM | FXX
- The tagline for the episode is: “Super Bowl LII from Charlie’s perspective”. SOLD!
Well, now for the equal time component as mandated in the DFO Charter:
OH YEAH!
First visitors coming since we moved out to Cali. I could use another weekend to finish cleaning and unpacking.
Sexy pliers …..sexy.
No blowtorch? Marcellus Wallace is totes disappoint.
If you don’t like Steph Curry, you are banned. From something.
He was fucking ridiculous tonight.
The Warriors have ruined hardwood footy.
I mean, it’s already a smoldering shit pile. But now it’s a predictable pile of smoldering shit.
I can’t really say my favorite banned, so many great ones, The Who, Rolling Stones, etc., etc., etc. etc……….
Seriously though, here’s my favorite beard:
I’d wear that beard. On mah face.
More of a Stepford Beard, but still.
To continue the facial hair debate, yeah, there’s definitely a point where you look a bit beyond lumberjack to asshole. Personally, I shave because 1) I’m picky about my contact with the violin and 2) I already get stopped for flights and in every country I’ve ever been in for having that kind of complexion. A beard would make it even more so.
You are speaking about your face. The point was the displeasure, annoyance, and judgement of others’ faces; I don’t really give a shit what people do with their faces. Now with Hippo’s balls? That’s a different story; THE BOYS MUST BE SHAVED, NOT WAXED, NOT GROWN OUT.
Man, I really hate when they do the postgame show in front of a bunch of drunken asshole fans from the home team fenced off behind them carrying on and making a bunch of racket. They do that on the local Fox Sports channel when the Spurs have home games, so I really prefer road games for my viewing pleasure.
I’m guessing that was a rejected Pink Floyd album cover back in the 1970s.
“What has changed?”
“I don’t have to face the Yankees anymore.”
I’m pretty goddamned sick of seeing all these long unkempt beards athletes seem to feel the need to grow these days.
YOU LOOK FUCKING STUPID AND YOU’RE FUCKING MILLIONAIRES BUY A FUCKING RAZOR YOU ASSHOLES
Agreed. Even when I go No Shave November, its not that bad. Its almost like they cut it that way on purpose.
All shall obey tWBS’s taste in men’s appearance!!
Yep, no doubt. The world would be a much better place if everyone agreed with me.
And just look there….Walter’s facial hair is neatly trimmed and he looks fabulous.
They’re like ZZ Top, except really stupid.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not anti-facial hair per se. I’m growing my fall/winter beard right now. But it will be controlled and neatly trimmed.
But when they’ve got enough shit on their face that baby birds could nest in it without detection, then it’s time to ask some difficult questions why?
And probably not as rich.
I’m watching “Wild Hogs” and while I should be upset that the Cincinnati they filmed looks suspiciously like Albuquerque, in retrospect they made a good decision. In the film, the heroes started their cross country trip under a sign that says US HWY 50 West and it overlooked green pastured and open road. In reality that sign would say 50 West River Road, and our heroes journey would start with a shot of railroad tracks, old run down houses and abandoned factories.
The first four words of your comment should disqualify you from the internet forever.
What if I’m mostly watching for Marisa Tomei?
The fuck didn’t you say so??? Approved.
I don’t expect you to talk, Mr. Bond. I expect you to DIE!!!
From a heart attack.
It would have been cooler if they had traveled north on I-75 towards Dayton and shown them riding by the remains of Touchdown Jesus up by Monroe.
They rebuild it. Apparently being smited by lightning thrown by God Himself wasn’t a clear enough message. To their credit, Jesus now looks like “Come thee who needs shelter from the storm” and less “Touchdown Bengals!”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lux_Mundi_(statue)
Well, who on earth would make a more appropriate candidate for resurrection?
Pittsburgh Steelers? They’ve died like five times in my life and they keep coming back like a wart on my foot,
/door flies open
//fat commentist runs in, out of breath
GUYS GUYS – I figured out the Lakers’ issue. They just need to play Phoenix a lot!!!
(Lakers are up 76-54 at halftime)
/runs back toward to the door
//hits jamb forehead-first
///suddenly feels Trent Green should be in Canton, mostly because they have a decent Red Roof Inn
Hey, I got two whole Powerball numbers!
KNEEL BEFORE ME MORTALS
Are your balls relatively fresh?
COME ON DODGERS YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!!
Ron Howard voiceover: They didn’t.
That…that can’t be real.
Oh, very much so. England National Women’s Soccer Team.
That’s my new favorite pic ever. Thank you for this!
As long as it is not in them.
This is easily my favorite thing that I’ve heard today, from his video on Chad Kelly being released.
“Getting blackout drunk is the closest that humans have come to mastering time travel.” – Brandon Perna, That’s Good Sports
I’ve been meaning to find his take all day. Perna is at least a regional treasure.
I think I found out about him from one of your comments on here, so thanks for that. Dude is hilarious.
Doesn’t this Budweiser/Jim Beam teamup (“hints of vanilla” indeed) sort of fly in the face of the Bud Light anti-foo-foo beer ad campaign?
I remember that.
But then the internet happened.
The porn routine created a permanent recursive loop.
As did Breitbart, Free Republic, etc.
What will actually happen is that after the singularity computers will tap into *our* brains to enhance their intelligence.
More likely as a source of fuel, not intelligence.
Is it racist to say he kinda looks like Cosby?
“Not at all – what a dumb question!”
– Megyn Kelly
Yeah, computers don’t want our worthless brain shit.
I hope that old lady catches a foul ball!!!
Euphemism for tepid GILF sex.
Watch how he instinctively reaches for the ball with his lizard brain before the whole system shuts down.
Reaching for any ball to comfort it.
Two balls, one strike.
Usually when neither Texans nor Cowboys play on Sunday afternoon, I get to see some interesting non-TX matchups. The 506 tells me I’m getting Redacteds/Vagiants, Mountain Horses/Chefs, and Peckers/Ramsters. Not that impressed am I, except for that last one, but looking at the slate there’s really nothing better on tap. Fuck.
Sorry you won’t get to enjoy the scintillating Prairie Horses/Sinking Pirate Ship Guys matchup.
You could always spend time with your famHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh, man. Almost finished that sentence.
hey, our families wouldn’t enjoy that breach of detente any MOAR than we would
Au contraire, both of my dogs will be lazing on their respective couches whilst I view the games.
Gratuitious… Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged reference?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9f11SgfrOA
So annoyed that the weird time change before the Brits starts this weekend, meaning Everton plays Sunday at noon, cutting into early RZ (and I don’t get Donks/Chefs here)
Not watching a single, solitary pitch of the Series Mundial has been very good for the last shred of Hippo Sanity.
Ok, now try the NFL!
/ducks
you are ALSO bastard man, but at least you no insult Sweet Dee or praise The Association 😀
I left the NBA long before I left the NFL. And Kaitlin Olson is not only funny and a great actress, but she announces hockey!
I may need to do a 25 Questions on ankle bracelets…
Doyers ain’t winning this Series, right?
They may not win a game.
The AL had three teams that would have stomped them, maybe 4 with Cleveland.
Spurs getting their asses handed to them tonight.
i turned the stream off.
It’s been a nice near-20-year run. Certainly been spoiled by it.
Lil’er WCS took her first full walk earlier tonight. That’s good!
Lil’er WCS will not stop screaming and crying during Sunny. That’s bad!
The World Series is made out of potassium benzoate.
I’ve no idea how people raise more than one kid.im counting the weeks til we can say out loud, “okay, we got one that healthy.” And I grab the pruning shears and celebrate by hacking off my balls.
1) You get WAY more confident once you figure out you ain’t gonna kill that first one with your idiocy.
2) You just start to care exponentially less and let more and more shit go.
Once we had our second one and had a matched set I had a vasectomy within 6 weeks.
Best decision ever.
I think I need more RAM my PC is slowing down. Should i get 32 GB of RAM?
Pornhub may be throttling your service…
RAMMIT!
-Hippo, K (27 – Aspiring Pharmecutical Contol Supervisor and Lead Regulator)
Have you tried downloading more RAM?
[wishing they had the tensile strength of those straps]
-Spiders weaving webs everywhere
Those straps could have supported the Twin Towers after the planes hit on 9/11.
—Pete Carroll
Yes Joe, the Red Sox attack has been relentless. They’ve relentlessly refused to swing at pitches up and in at their heads, down and out in the other batter’s box, and/or bouncing 6′ in front of the plate and then through the catcher.
Man people hate Joe Buck so much. I think that’s so awesome.
That makes five batters in a row the Dodgers can’t get out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxsIR_5dt38
Can we go back to Cursed Boston?
I’ve got your…sticky Bible!!
Shouldn’t that be in an evidence locker?
Oh man. Is Always Sunny going to end the season on 5 straight Super Bowl POV episodes? Gonna be extra insufferable for the next few Wednesdays.
Dee is a weak character. I SAID IT
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!
you are BASTARD MAN, Dee is princess lady!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Eat a bag of dicks, Madsen.
A few years back I briefly dated his au pair. And by briefly dated I mean I fucked her.
So you’re Eskimo brothers now?
I hope it wasn’t while she was watching the kids. The fucking, I mean.
Nice miss Madison
Oh for shit’s sake, not Ryan Madsen again.
He certainly announced his presence with authority…by throwing 2 of the first 4 at Martinez’s head.
make that 4 out of 5
Not even, it was Steve Pearce.
Those white guys all look alike to me.
Goddammit Dodgers.
2 out, no one on.
Now it’s 2 out, bases loaded.
Has everyone forgot the timeline we’re in?
Fucking West Coast Libs! If they had more boot strap Americans on their team, they would have the lead.
Too many lazy brown south-of-the-border-type folks on that team.
Not anymore!
Truth biscuit hearing the word “titties”
Oh, bother.
Like a Bear to Salmon and Honey.
I miss Patrice