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Love Not The Wronger
Sunday morning – a quiet suburban household before breakfast “Family meeting!” Each person in the house dreaded those words. No one likes talking about…
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Your “Jesting At Scars That Never Felt A Wound” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Greg Olsen sounds like a person done with all that shit, and has no intent on being part of a rebuild. “No…
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Your “Brees Betters Babymaker; Boosts Boltman” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The touchdown record gets all the acclaim, but what warms the cold, dead heart of the average [DFO] Commentist is the fact…
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Your “I Had Done A Hellish Thing” Thursday Evening Open Thread
I think the NFL might have broken me. There is absolutely nothing of interest to note. Why, one of the biggest headlines of the…
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Your “For A Hill, Men Will Kill” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: No man is an island, and Chad Kelly found that out late Tuesday night as he was a clod washed away by…
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Leaves Of Grass: The Ballad of Le’Veon Bell – On Pittsburgh & Learning Your Worth
The fact that Le’Veon Bell didn’t return at all this week is a testament to the nature of the modern game, and the lengths…
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Leaves Of Grass: The Ballad of Le’Veon Bell – On The Fans
The possible return of Le’Veon Bell this week or next is a testament to the nature of the modern game, and the lengths to…
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Leaves Of Grass: The Ballad of Le’Veon Bell – On His Teammates
The possible return of Le’Veon Bell this week or next is a testament to the nature of the modern game, and the lengths to…
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Leaves Of Grass: The Ballad of Le’Veon Bell – On The Franchise Tag
The possible return of Le’Veon Bell this week or next is a testament to the nature of the modern game, and the lengths to…
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Leaves Of Grass: The Ballad of Le’Veon Bell – On His Return
The expected return of Le’Veon Bell this week is a testament to the nature of the modern game, and the lengths to which players…