Sorry, forgot I was doing this.
As we speak, Palace have roared back to take a 2-1 lead on City. At the Etihad. BANANACAKES!! There is also Hammers/Moose Hornets and White Power/Barcodes on NBC Gold.
United look for their new manager bump in the spotlight dance (12:30, NBC) in the easiest setting possible – home to Cardiff.
Bayern have a key road fixture against Eintracht Frankfurt (12:30, FS2). That is mildly interesting. German sides have such aggressive sounding names.
Tomorrow is all about Spurs at Toffees (11:00, NBCSN), a belter of an appetizer for the Last Real RedZone of the 2018 season. Everton really need to at least get a point here, show they are serious.
Seems like our Young Boys have run off with their Sugar Daddies on vacation. No fixtures this weekend.
JV exhibition previews!
Wake Forest (+3.5) v. Memphis, Annoying Jewelry Ads Bowl (Birmingham, AL – Noon, ESPN)
The Deacons are pesky and annoying, as their road win over my Shitty Wolves will attest. Memphis seems like they choke a lot, so I put $50 on Wake. Keep the afternoon lively.
Houston (+7??) v. Army, Salute to Jingoism Bowl (Fort Worth, TX – 3:30, ESPN)
I have to go with the JV 500s here ($50 at +220 ML), because I simply refuse to believe Army is any good. Yes, a defense contractor is the sponsor.
Buffalo (-1) v. Troy, Too Cheap For K-Mart Bowl (Mobile, AL – 7:00, ESPN)
Yes, apparently Mobile is shitty even fer Alabama standards. One has to like Buffalo here, it’s just ONE dude, man.
Hawaii (Pick ’em) v. Louisiana Tech, Hawai’i Bowl (Honolulu, HI – 10:30, ESPN)
Critical home island advantage has to come into play here. But you may need professional help if cray-cray enough to stay up and watch this slop.
Hippo gets hiz Baptist payoff.
I wanted to re-bet them on last series, but the odds sucked.
LMFAO
Thank fuck the NFL matches start up soon!
/recalls game #1 is Tits/Dacteds
//questions so many life choices
–Blair Walsh
Slapstick comedy now
this fixture has TEH MOST do-overs I ever seen
Field goals and punts should just be banned in non-championship bowl games
MEM by exactly 3 is also cool!
somebody order BANANACAKES?
[looks at picture of Magary]
Shoulda been you, Bart O’Kavanaugh.
Hooray airport stress from late lyfts!
Well maybe you shouldn’t be hitting the gym right before a flight, is all I’m saying.
Cover bet Wake, I will really roll if MEM wins by 1 or 2!!
even my Bayern/Juve first half bets coming good today!
Can’t get the Cuse game out at the lake but the fucking Aquarium Channel(?!) is a go.
I mean, they’re pretty good…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0SRvCtYYc
Carl is Hippo’s spirit animal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llKlaVzWDWs&ab_channel=AdultSwim
I noe you are all as excite for this as me, Moose, and Rikki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD7E2-si_eE
What did we do to deserve this?
1) It still allows one to avoid family
2) C’mon, there will likely be bloodshed!
best one-liner: Like Tickle-Me-Elmo. this would have been a GREAT Christmas gift…TWENTY FUCKING YEARS AGO!
Refs called a do-over instead of just picking up the 12-men penalty. WEIRD
now the yellow line is 2-3 yards wrong!
Looks like maybe my Wake +3 bet has a chance, after all.
You bet on Wake +3? I mean granted, it’s Memphis State (yes goddammit Memphis State fuck you John Calipari, and Dana Kirk)…..And Penny Hardaway, you’re a dumbass.
But still.
Only because the ML was only +137!
WVU Hoops just knocked off noted powerhouse Jacksonville State by two. At home.
Gonna be a long season in the Big 12 (-2).
Brought to you by teh City of Birmingham, keeping Negroes in they place for 300 years!
Yikes.
I spent a week in Birmingham for work once. I found the people to be friendly and welcoming.
Keep in mind, I’m white af.
Like, straight outta Westport white.
Hehehehe
Bayern 2 to the good, commence teh rioting!
I just told my neighbor it might soon be time to put her dog down.
That was fun.
What? She asked me for my opinion!!!!!
I mean, if you consider 12-15 years “soon”, that’s true for all dogs.
15 year old Boxer. Two knee surgeries, bad left hip.
This dog loves me. It’s gonna suck to have to kill her.
Hull are level WOO!!!
/have $50 on them coming back to at least get a point (+157), $25 on the win (+733)
AND THERE’S THE SECOND!!
and why not 3? WOO!!!!!
NC State has no walk-ons/honky patrol to send into blowouts this year. Have 10 dudes, all scholarship, all play significant minutes.
I iz starting to think Keatts might be moar capable than we thunk.
His work this season makes me think he could be for reals.
You know what’s gonna be GREAT today? LAX and IAH
LUCKY!!
Safe travels.
Jesus man! At least it’s not August in Houston. Good luck.
Just connecting there. Then off to Florida with the rest of my people.
I am not a ragemonster today which is nice. Day drinking at the pub so that helps.
Taking the over in the Memphis v Wake game was like a goddamn Christmas gift.
I’ve seen harder hitting in the Pro Bowl.
I kid, I kid.
No one watches the Pro Bowl.
Sadly, I just can’t figure out o/u betting.
Last night the Bulls played Orlando, the O/U was 200.
Final score was 90-80.
I only regret not betting more than 20.
Bulls, Heat, Magic, Pacers, Cleveland and Brooklyn. If any two of these teams play each other take the under.
This has been a public service announcement.
Now time to watch Shitty Wolves cupcake action. By that I mean, perv on the Wolven cheerleaders.
MOAR flags at Frankfurt’s stadium than a Pride parade ,, smgdh
You know what other Germans liked flags?
In honour of our new alkie Supreme Court justice, I placed a $33 on Renate at +488 😀
Nice goal from Bayern
Huh. Mourinho gets fired, Pogba gets a start and sets up a beautiful goal. Who’da thunk it?
I mean, it is Cardiff, but still….
I think when there is one of these dumbass shutdowns, the federal prisons should have to let EVERYONE out.
“Boo government! Government is bad! Wait, they’re shutting down the government? How dare they! Boo everyone who’s to blame for shutting down the government!”
Enjoying the last few quiet moments in the toilet before I have to go deal with family again, and preparations to deal with even *more* family tomorrow.
Try to turn those quiet moments in the toilet to loud moments in the toilet, and your family will never come over again.
I like this weaponizing the toilet idea!
just remember, marriage = lifetime sex and someone to keep you out of a 60 Minutes home when you get old…
Cherries win AND Man City loses?
Happy fucking Holidays indeed!
Horray its Saturday!!!!
That truly is a rockin’ dog.
Operation EVERY FUCKING ONE LIE DOWN FOR THE REDSHITE continues
#DarkestTimeline
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Jesus missed a free header. Guess he’s still a bit shaken up re crosses?
and that looks to have been the final chance, no less
Romans won again, huh?
He got nailed on that tackle.
White Power look like they’ll get a point
/which at this juncture, is worth about the same to them as wadded up jism tissues
Dude…… Marcos Alonso hit the side post. sooooo close…..
Baby steps.
Towards relegation.
You. I dont like your tone.
What a goal by De Brainer
Kevin teh Broom!!
/on Scotchy’s behalf
and we can has game at teh Etihad??
There will be no sponsor for the Houston Army game. They were furloughed due to the government shutdown.
Buncha fucking shitbags.
Fuck your stupid wall you orange faced infant cocksucker!
1-man temper tantrum
“The Houston Army!? I thought we shut those guys down years ago?”
-Santa Anna
the pictured lass’ Gun Show will have to do
Good to know some institutions took previsions. Dammit. ?
My next court date isn’t until the 22nd.
WOOOOO, NO JAIL TIME FOR tWBS!!!!!!!
We recieved an email a couple of weeks ago that said our customer was smart enough to set aside a contingency fund that will allow everyone to keep working in the event of a government shutdown. Not sure how long it will last but I’ll be going to work as normal until instructed otherwise.
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Reminder that this is really the only acceptable Christmas music to play:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20D0zPiF654
Holy Cats, Cherries look like they will avoid the draw, too!
Woo!
Memphis is playing a split squad? Messing with you Mr. Hippo but it’s Louisiana Tech in Hawaii.
And holy crap Man City is down 3-1 to Crystal Palace!
thanks, good sir! That split squad would be cool for my Wake Forest bet, though! 😀
Chelsea not looking good after the break….
this is surprising, to say the least. As much as City/Palace, to me.
Brocky posted this fine young lass on last night’s open thread. I didn’t actually see it until this morning.
But she needs to live on.
Oooooof.
Apparently her name is Calvin.
Just call me Hobbes.
Because any fun you would have with her is imaginary?
Damn. That’s cold blooded.
https://www.instagram.com/daniellebaloo/?hl=en
Sonofabitch….now I’m not gonna get anything done today!!!!!
Well, I’ll get one thing done. Probably at least twice.
Honest question: Is that a real person? I’m getting an uncanny valley vibe. Pretty sure that’s CGI.
The photo is definitely manipulated, yes.
I imagine that photo has caused a lot of other things to be manipulated too, if you know what I mean.
/winks
//winks again
///makes wanking motion just in case no one got it
////is asked to “please leave this Applebee’s, Sir, you haven’t ordered anything and you’re bothering the actual customers.”
/would order this particular sex robot
I’d order an extra. You know, just as a back up.
Is it wrong that I want to punch Michael Buble in the head about 3 dozen times?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkq3LD-4pmM
Yes. He’s a legitimately cool guy.
Never met him, but I’ll take your word on it.
Could have bought Palace at +1959 before the match. I shudder to imagine the odds when they were down a goal…
Hey guys, Hippo woke up!!!!!!
And he’s still funny.