Your “Game Sponsored by Hatey McHaterson” Saturday Night NFL Football Open Thread

I hate the Cowboys. I have for quite some time. Let’s go back to the days before home computers, cell phones and social media. The written word was just beginning to take hold despite what the naysayers were nay saying. A rock applied to the head with varying degrees of force was a good enough means of communication for my grandfather and it’s good enough for me-whatever my name is! Then, as now, oldish white guys decided what was going to be placed before your eyebulbs and as far as football was concerned, they didn’t think they could do any better than the Dallas Cowboys. Little boy me didn’t know what ‘market over-saturation’ was then and still don’t now.

You couldn’t escape. Prime time TV, Sports Illustrated, Sport magazine, Inside Sport magazine-they extolled the countless virtues of a Roger Staubach, a Tom Landry, a Tony Dorsett (until he got a wee bit uppity) or a [insert white player’s name here]. I was able to free myself from the shackles of this form of mind manipulation for the most part. (I sometimes get half a chub when footage of Golden Richards is shown)

I therefore understand the hate/contempt that some have shown for the Seahawks though I don’t partake. To me, Coach Carroll is just another silly millionaire-type coach-guy that lives in a wee bubble of his own making so, whatever. He can loudly chew gum, strut the sidelines and conduct tours of Tower 6 all he likes.

Oh right-the game

Seattle/Dallas:

Gimme Kit Carson and Co. and a late field goal. No more talk of Dallas.

Conduct yourselves accordingly. To what? No idea.

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Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

25 yards of make-up calls later…

rockingdog

where is it…….

Spur

Asshole hitting Jaylon.

King Hippo

Refs know they fucked up the no-call (they were gonna hold it for an incompletion), making up for it now

Brocky

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Spur

Good. back them up.

Horatio Cornblower

I like how all of the announcers are glossing over the interference on that interception. “Yeah, you can see it in slow motion, but…”

The NFL is just awful.

King Hippo

HIPPO called it in real time

Horatio Cornblower

I’m on my phone thanks to a dispute between Fox and my cable company. All my comments tonight are aged like fine Scotch.

Spur

Come on Defense KILL!

Redshirt

DAKnobyl?

Unsurprised

Dakashima

Brick Meathook

Daktari

Petronel

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Unsurprised

If nothing else I have learned from this game that stretching is vital
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Senor Weaselo

Juggleception?

litre_cola
Doktor Zymm

Oh, I was going to invoke Dallas failure, but it seems that happened! Hooray!

The Maestro

Death, taxes, and Cowboys QBs throwing 4th-quarter picks in playoff games.

Sharkbait

HAHAHA

Spur

Brown fucked up

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I keep saying that!
–Richard Spencer, Jeff Sessions, Stephen Miller…

King Hippo

but maybe don’t throw to Noah Brown with the match on the line

WCS

That seems about right.

fleshwound_NPG

HOLY LOL DAKCEPTION

Gratliff

lololololol

litre_cola

WHAT A FUCKING CATCH

King Hippo

DB got there early

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Jon Gruden should get playoff shares from the Bears and Cowboys

Mr. Ayo

PICKERCEPTION!

King Hippo

part of me wants to see a FG here, to see if SeaTruthers try to drop kick the go-ahead point

rockingdog

bahahahahaha!
welcome to this episode of IS IT A CATCH?!
this is like a bad tv show…

Horatio Cornblower

I’m going to be furious if this catch is overturned, but the hilarity of Dallas getting fucked on two horrible “no-catch” calls in the play-offs cannot be denied.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If only Dez hadn’t been put down.

Unsurprised

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SonOfSpam

These announcers love the Dallas D more than Debbie.

Doktor Zymm

I suspect Debbie only did a very small percentage of Dallas, or maybe the 1841 population of Dallas, when they were incorporated into the Union

Horatio Cornblower

“Debbie Does The Alamo Survivors”, while accurate, didn’t have the same ring to it.

King Hippo

About to see if the replay folk think they owe DAL a solid, after all these years.

Gratliff

WHAT IS CATCH – PLAYOFF EDITION

Unsurprised

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King Hippo

does lesbian content follow this clip?

hippofant

For me it does.

Unsurprised

No. That movie may as well be titled Cocktease.

Sharkbait

Bad challenge is bad

fleshwound_NPG

so many salty canadian hockey fans talking smack to team usa fans right now, following finland beating usa 3-2 in world juniors gold medal game

let’s talk about canada’s record in the stanley cup in the last quarter century…

Doktor Zymm

Seattle knows they’re supposed to field a thing called ‘special teams’ right?

Horatio Cornblower

Oh, they’re “special” all right. Got their own bus and everything.

Redshirt

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Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

That would explain how the Titanic hit an iceberg.

Gratliff

And this is what happens when you go out of your way to avoid being hit by a defender on a long pass attempt

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Aikman is always feeling a-woozy-eh?

Senor Weaselo

Outkicking the coverage is apparently a thing!

Spur

Austin did a thing!

King Hippo

Turf monster get ‘im?

Brick Meathook

A-WOOZY-A

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fleshwound_NPG

no so much BLEERGH today, oddly…

Gratliff

Lockett needs to take that charge

WCS

“‘Let Russell Wilson do his thing?’ That’s a lot more difficult than you’d think.”

— Ciara

herodotus450

“one, two…” is also as far as he got.

herodotus450

Every tim I hear “Elliot” from the teevee and am sorely disappointing. comment image/revision/latest?cb=20110924074652

Horatio Cornblower

A “bowling research center”? It’s called a bar, Joe, it’s called a bar.

Senor Weaselo

Bar is short for “bowling activity research”

Horatio Cornblower

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Spur

it’s like Carson is running into steel towers.

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