I hate the Cowboys. I have for quite some time. Let’s go back to the days before home computers, cell phones and social media. The written word was just beginning to take hold despite what the naysayers were nay saying. A rock applied to the head with varying degrees of force was a good enough means of communication for my grandfather and it’s good enough for me-whatever my name is! Then, as now, oldish white guys decided what was going to be placed before your eyebulbs and as far as football was concerned, they didn’t think they could do any better than the Dallas Cowboys. Little boy me didn’t know what ‘market over-saturation’ was then and still don’t now.
You couldn’t escape. Prime time TV, Sports Illustrated, Sport magazine, Inside Sport magazine-they extolled the countless virtues of a Roger Staubach, a Tom Landry, a Tony Dorsett (until he got a wee bit uppity) or a [insert white player’s name here]. I was able to free myself from the shackles of this form of mind manipulation for the most part. (I sometimes get half a chub when footage of Golden Richards is shown)
I therefore understand the hate/contempt that some have shown for the Seahawks though I don’t partake. To me, Coach Carroll is just another silly millionaire-type coach-guy that lives in a wee bubble of his own making so, whatever. He can loudly chew gum, strut the sidelines and conduct tours of Tower 6 all he likes.
Oh right-the game
Seattle/Dallas:
Gimme Kit Carson and Co. and a late field goal. No more talk of Dallas.
Conduct yourselves accordingly. To what? No idea.
25 yards of make-up calls later…
where is it…….
Asshole hitting Jaylon.
Refs know they fucked up the no-call (they were gonna hold it for an incompletion), making up for it now
Good. back them up.
I like how all of the announcers are glossing over the interference on that interception. “Yeah, you can see it in slow motion, but…”
The NFL is just awful.
HIPPO called it in real time
I’m on my phone thanks to a dispute between Fox and my cable company. All my comments tonight are aged like fine Scotch.
Come on Defense KILL!
DAKnobyl?
Dakashima
Daktari
If nothing else I have learned from this game that stretching is vital
Juggleception?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hyMG3b05u0
Oh, I was going to invoke Dallas failure, but it seems that happened! Hooray!
Death, taxes, and Cowboys QBs throwing 4th-quarter picks in playoff games.
HAHAHA
Brown fucked up
I keep saying that!
–Richard Spencer, Jeff Sessions, Stephen Miller…
but maybe don’t throw to Noah Brown with the match on the line
That seems about right.
HOLY LOL DAKCEPTION
lololololol
PICPICPICPICPICPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT A FUCKING CATCH
DB got there early
Jon Gruden should get playoff shares from the Bears and Cowboys
PICKERCEPTION!
part of me wants to see a FG here, to see if SeaTruthers try to drop kick the go-ahead point
bahahahahaha!
welcome to this episode of IS IT A CATCH?!
this is like a bad tv show…
I’m going to be furious if this catch is overturned, but the hilarity of Dallas getting fucked on two horrible “no-catch” calls in the play-offs cannot be denied.
If only Dez hadn’t been put down.
These announcers love the Dallas D more than Debbie.
I suspect Debbie only did a very small percentage of Dallas, or maybe the 1841 population of Dallas, when they were incorporated into the Union
“Debbie Does The Alamo Survivors”, while accurate, didn’t have the same ring to it.
About to see if the replay folk think they owe DAL a solid, after all these years.
WHAT IS CATCH – PLAYOFF EDITION
does lesbian content follow this clip?
For me it does.
No. That movie may as well be titled Cocktease.
Bad challenge is bad
so many salty canadian hockey fans talking smack to team usa fans right now, following finland beating usa 3-2 in world juniors gold medal game
let’s talk about canada’s record in the stanley cup in the last quarter century…
Seattle knows they’re supposed to field a thing called ‘special teams’ right?
Oh, they’re “special” all right. Got their own bus and everything.
That would explain how the Titanic hit an iceberg.
And this is what happens when you go out of your way to avoid being hit by a defender on a long pass attempt
Aikman is always feeling a-woozy-eh?
Outkicking the coverage is apparently a thing!
Austin did a thing!
Turf monster get ‘im?
A-WOOZY-A
Aw, Hell. Now I did it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY
no so much BLEERGH today, oddly…
Lockett needs to take that charge
“‘Let Russell Wilson do his thing?’ That’s a lot more difficult than you’d think.”
— Ciara
“one, two…” is also as far as he got.
Every tim I hear “Elliot” from the teevee and am sorely disappointing. /revision/latest?cb=20110924074652
A “bowling research center”? It’s called a bar, Joe, it’s called a bar.
Bar is short for “bowling activity research”
it’s like Carson is running into steel towers.