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Your “Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

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I’m not in a proper mood to wax philosophic currently.  And there’s too much NCAA Tourney action going on so I’m distracted anyway.

So no talky talk this week.

Everyone applauds vigorously.

OK, that’s just mean.  Meh, whatever.  I get it.

But it’s the first weekend of March Madness.  So of course I’m doing Cheerleaders  this week.

/Yeah, don’t I wish?

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Sports To Make You Stand Up And Cheer

NHL

Holy shit.  Only two games tonight but both on national coverage!!!!

  • Minnesota @ Washington – 7:00pmEDT – TV:NHLN
  • San Jose @ Anaheim – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NHLN

NBA

  • OKC @ Toronto – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV

Full Schedule

NCAA Tournament

It’s already been a long day of the first round.  Long two days actually including yesterday.  But here’s what you’ve got left for tonight…

  • (9)Washington v (8)Utah State – 6:50pmEDT – TV: TNT
  • (16)N.Dakota State v (1)Duke – 7:10pmEDT – TV: CBS
  • (14)Georgia State v (3)Houston – 7:20pmeEDT – TV: TBS
  • (12)Liberty v (5)Mississippi State – 7:27pmEDT – TV: TRUTV
  • (16)I Own A College v (1)U*NC – 9:20pmEDT – TV:TNT
  • (9)Central Florida v (8)Va Commonwealth – 9:40pmEDT – TV: CBS
  • (11)thee Ohio State v (6)Iowa State – 9:50pmEDT – TV: TBS
  • (13)Saint Louis v (4)Virginia Tech – 9:57pmEDT – TV: TRUTV

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Cinderella Story

She be a’ight. Probably.

Enjoy….

And no cheerleader themed post would be complete without including my very all-time favourite college cheerleader.

Jeebus, I shoulda gone to school in Westwood.

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OK, that’s it.  Go Home.

Have a good weekend everyone.  Watch baxetballing and drink in moderation.

And please don’t drink and drive.

Love ya’s.

No judgement here.  She did look quite tasty.

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Spur

The Liberty players are virgins right?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

“Liberty keeps on coming”
Yeah they do.

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Spur

“keep talking” – Jerry Falwell

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King Hippo

I love how he actually lived out the porn genre of fucking the poolboy

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blaxabbath

Hippo- I did not watch BUF-ASU. Tell me about their liquid shitiness?

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King Hippo

It was like a cat playing with a mouse. And a bunch of wild, bricked Sparky 3s when they had the ball.

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blaxabbath

Mmmmmm
That’s the stuff.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit, how does she not fall over?

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King Hippo

Flames make me think Dhalsim:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrB7AlQHcMc

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Elvis got prettier and has bigger boobs than I thought.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Um…. alrighty then.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

they’re liek very sexy churros!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That ain’t sugar.
/would still be willing to lick it off

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, there may be some glazing.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“HEY! WE ARE JUST ROOMMATES!”

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King Hippo

They Live Together?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

In the closet.

*two bad gay joke for one comment.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Lord help me, I can’t stop looking at this.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

They were going to name the school “Liborty” but the the sign company was all out.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

last funny:

“Hey buddy, you wanna buy a harmonica?” I opened my coat and got hit by a gust of wind, making the worst sound in the world

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, it is challenging to fart play a harmonica unless it is someone else’s.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Looks like she beat that other woman at backgammon AGAIN.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

@Hippo, check Slack.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Happy Friday you cunts and cuntessas!

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Wakezilla

I feel like we need an NIT tournament next year for comments that didn’t make the banner. There has been at least a half dozen funny, bannerable quotes in the NCAA open threads

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

When I was a boy a long, long time ago I remember watching a college football game in the stands and switching to watching a cheerleader do high kicks in front of us which produced the ‘I feel funny in my pants.’ thought, while being glad my uncle had earlier bought me a program that at this point (point) I used to hold in front of myself to avoid embarrassment and be allowed to to freely stare and enjoy myself with the beautiful vistas in front of me. I still love football.

End of story that may creep some out.

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Wakezilla

As an adult male, I’m sure you realize he didn’t give a shit what you were doing because he was watching the ladies and not you

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King Hippo

Who wouldn’t want to play a part in giving a young boy his first boner? – Marc T., parts unknown

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sitting in the lap of my aunt’s friend who had nice big tits while driving over a bumpy road with her holding tight was the first noticeable one that was associated with a particular stimulus..

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It never occurred to at the time or now that my uncle was paying the slightest attention to me. It is extremely odd that you’d even mention it.

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King Hippo

I haven’t seen so many Flamers on the ground since the Stonewall Riots

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Deep cut.

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King Hippo

SPAM is gonna be drunk/hungover until the next ‘Eaters tip-off

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WCS

O HE GON DRANK BULLLEEEEEEEEE DAT

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King Hippo

CBS’ new sideline reporter lady has a SPECTACULAR weave. It could be its own 7-minute Chris Rock riff.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hee hee

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Show of hands….
Who amongst us has ever paid for fake hair and the weave itself (in west Hollywood, lol) and then been told repeatedly “Don’t ever touch a black girl’s haIr!!!!!!”

Just me I guess. (it’s been a weird year, yes)

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King Hippo

Utah State is goddamned awful

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theeWeeBabySeamus

NDSU can probably come back, right?
/checks live lines
//is only kidding

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King Hippo

Utah State’s coach appears to be a Pod Person of some varietal

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Deep Thoughts…. Zion Williamson is a natural spokesman for a new startup sneaker company.

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King Hippo

WRONG, he is everything at all times to all ppl!! Zion, Zion!, ZION!!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

He’s going to be a very rich man.
Might already be.

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King Hippo

good thing, too. He’s ugly as sin.

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King Hippo

I mean, the going rate for a Dennis Smith, Jr. was either $50K or $100K (depending on rumour stream), so an actually good player has to be looking at $200K+

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Noooooo!!!!! Coach K would NEVAR do THAT!!!!!!

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nomonkeyfun

A week ago, who would have thought Ole Miss would be the good side in the opening round?

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King Hippo

wrong Miss’sip side, this is teh Cowbells

/but yeah, Starkville’s finest is indeed the enlightened side this go-round

//at least they are ok with womenfolk wearing long pants if they want

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nomonkeyfun

Oops. DAK, DAK, DAK!!!

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King Hippo

have a sugar-free yogurt!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“grumble grumble I’ll take an old miss any day of the week grumble grumble”

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theeWeeBabySeamus

An old Miss?

– B. Belichick

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theeWeeBabySeamus

When one gets one’s shot blocked by two different defenders, that probably means it was a stupid shot to take….Right?

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herodotus450

Liberty going hard at Mississippi like it’s 1965.

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herodotus450

If Liberty loses, every Frenchman is gonna be pissed that 75% of their final four is out.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

We’re going down down in an earlier round…

(I ask honestly, is there a better NCAA Tourney reference?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g

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theeWeeBabySeamus

My computer is so fucked.
Link fixed.

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herodotus450

Also the perfect reference to me during foreplay, heyooo.

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King Hippo

Liberty’s Flamers – the one underdog nobody can root for in good conscience

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herodotus450

Liberty wearing an awful lot of mixed fabrics in their jerseys, don’t they have to stone themselves for that or somepin?

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Horatio Cornblower

“Coach K’s been a little under the weather…”

Switch that to “a little under the ground, like about 6’…” and you have my attention.

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King Hippo

he’s undead, wouldn’t stay down there

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King Hippo

c’mon, Aggies (team that could push U*NC) and General Diaz (#HAILGAMBLOR)

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King Hippo

I have had like 10 cups of coffee, a KickStart, and finally a Red Bull Blue. These late games best be good.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Somehow, I think Kruger is probably hiding now.

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litre_cola

Next comes the cocaine.

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King Hippo

ah just needs a SOURCE!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Seriously, I shoulda gone to school on the west coast.
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litre_cola

Or Asia

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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herodotus450

I got something else “Wooden” if you know what I mean.

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King Hippo

ya Lebowski, he believes in nuh-shing!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Does he own a ferret?
/asking foar a friend

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King Hippo

u mean marmot??

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herodotus450

Should’ve let Kentucky stay a separate country, is what I always say.

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Spur

Bison not going away. Coach Ratface does’t look concerned.

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King Hippo

seeming like a good time to nap

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Spur

RJ Barrett is trash. He’s going to look great in Laker yellow.

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Spur

Houston means business.

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Spur

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herodotus450

Always liked the blonde one
/jes saying

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King Hippo

Allie still looks a-MAZ-ing, but they’s also a very gaudy bauble on her ring finger. 🙁

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Col. Duke LaCross

Which Super Bowl did she win?

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herodotus450

The genetic one?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes, exactly.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

All of ’em?

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Brick Meathook

These posted cheerleaders were of course all very nice and UCLA girl was a 10 and probably lives at whatever is the Playboy Mansion these days. However . . .

All in all, watching the games and such, I’m gonna just say that the average college cheerleader these days is a 5 at best. And that’s with A LOT of make-up and other assistance. God bless ’em for trying.

I hope they get good grades and graduate and become successful wives and part-time real estate agents.

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herodotus450

Some schools’ chearleaders have to also be athletic enough to do flips and jumps and sowkows or whatever, so it weeds out the most anorexic ones methinks.

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Brick Meathook

Anorexic? Fuck that! Gimme curves! Also, who cares about flips and jumps, that the drill team. As long as they do splits!

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herodotus450

That one’s wearing dark socks, you know what that means…

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blaxabbath

Haha ASU lost

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King Hippo

AND looked like absolute liquid shit

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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King Hippo

oh snap, I is 2nd in mah office pool

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rockingdog

Wisco starting to fall apart….

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m #3! I’m #3!
/will not last

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King Hippo

no shit, 4th out of 35! I shall take it.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Woohoo one of the 56(ml) in 5th place

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rockingdog

found a funny:

First person to eat a banana: this is not good

First person to peel a banana: dude guess what

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blaxabbath

Made it to SoCal— dining in Anaheim. I call it, ‘The Heim’.

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SonOfSpam

Welcome! Enjoy ‘Heim-e-town.

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