I’m not in a proper mood to wax philosophic currently. And there’s too much NCAA Tourney action going on so I’m distracted anyway.
So no talky talk this week.
OK, that’s just mean. Meh, whatever. I get it.
But it’s the first weekend of March Madness. So of course I’m doing Cheerleaders this week.
/Yeah, don’t I wish?
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Sports To Make You Stand Up And Cheer
NHL
Holy shit. Only two games tonight but both on national coverage!!!!
- Minnesota @ Washington – 7:00pmEDT – TV:NHLN
- San Jose @ Anaheim – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NHLN
NBA
- OKC @ Toronto – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV
NCAA Tournament
It’s already been a long day of the first round. Long two days actually including yesterday. But here’s what you’ve got left for tonight…
- (9)Washington v (8)Utah State – 6:50pmEDT – TV: TNT
- (16)N.Dakota State v (1)Duke – 7:10pmEDT – TV: CBS
- (14)Georgia State v (3)Houston – 7:20pmeEDT – TV: TBS
- (12)Liberty v (5)Mississippi State – 7:27pmEDT – TV: TRUTV
- (16)I Own A College v (1)U*NC – 9:20pmEDT – TV:TNT
- (9)Central Florida v (8)Va Commonwealth – 9:40pmEDT – TV: CBS
- (11)thee Ohio State v (6)Iowa State – 9:50pmEDT – TV: TBS
- (13)Saint Louis v (4)Virginia Tech – 9:57pmEDT – TV: TRUTV
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Cinderella Story
Enjoy….
And no cheerleader themed post would be complete without including my very all-time favourite college cheerleader.
Jeebus, I shoulda gone to school in Westwood.
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OK, that’s it. Go Home.
Have a good weekend everyone. Watch baxetballing and drink in moderation.
And please don’t drink and drive.
Love ya’s.
No judgement here. She did look quite tasty.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf9N5AWprG8
These 8-9 matchups are KILLING my bracket.
LMFAO
More tongue, less teeth! Jesus.
Cheerleader crotch shots are empowering… To my cock!
[hissing]
Oh, you’re too good for halfway house humor now? Beh.
Ryan Ruocco just asked Richard Jefferson if he’d ever played Connect Four with Rajon Rondo, saying that he’s supposed to be unbelievable at it.
“No. I’m an adult.”
No Final Net. Total amateur.
Thanks Obama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4
Sup
Am I the only one who thinks Jay Wright looks like he’s probably a vampire?
That’s as a good an explanation as any I’ve seen.
Thanks for trying, Iona.
am rooting for UCF. i want to see Zion try to dunk on Giant Taco Man
MAJOR NEWS
In limerick form
The Raiders have signed the Giraffe
As Gruden keeps honing his craft
A team with Mike Glennon
Is worse than a gen one
Sex robot that bites the tip of your shaft
[adds “Jirafa Dentata” to FF Names excel sheet]
Let’s rock.
There’s a Giant Man named Taco playing for UCF.
I’ve seen that sentence in a different order.
The goal is for UCF to advance and then watch ZION, ZION, ZION dunk all over him.
There once was a team called Iona
Who had nothing to do with Winona
We pull for them to
Defeat those in Tar Heel Blue
But that’s as likely as good times in Arizona
I have a cold so I’m punchy
Let’s check in with a guy named Ayo
Who may or may not masturbate with mayo
He’s posting some gifs
While listening to rifs
And waiting for ICP to bring him down FayO
Tyreek Hill?
You misspelled “kicky”.
– KHunt
this is weird, but methinks I am saturated with basketball. Or just not willing to stay up and see tOSU and U*NC win.
Cyclones gonna kick in. No worries there.
Is anyone on DFO rooting for U*NC?
If they are, don’t tell Hippo.
Or me neither.
Actually, we do have a U*NC alum in our fold, but I won’t rat him out.
They look like shit so far
MItch McConnell does have a vice.
Well fucking done.
STALIN SEND STRAIGHT TO GULAG
Well, dang nab it, I don’t know how you can root against those hard working kids.
“No matter how cute he is, Detective Pikachu is still a cop.”
Hey fucker! It was fucking unlocked!
Honey, I’m home!
/Lee broke his collarbone doing this
I’m generally a “small boob guy”….but holy shit.
I’m generally a “I love boobs guy”….and agreed; holy shit.
so delightfully angular, me gusta
Pretty sure the Joker guys tjink they’re trolling Obama and the libs.
Ah crap, now I gotta go rub one out.
Thanks a lot Moose!!!!!!!
NCAAt drinking game’s only rule: drink when an announcer says something like, “don’t need the three, can still go for two here,” and be dead by daylight.
2/10…Outfit looks wayyyyyyy too complicated.
The important thing is that it’s see-through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZzRP5xLTxg
Who has two thumbs and just requested a check for $9500 and change (the vig kills ya) and is done betting until…well, we’ll see. LOL.
That’s gonna buy a lot of legal weed in June.
Assuming I get the check by then.
Seamus … Buddy …
oh….my!
Hummus?
I’m too slow to think of the joke here…….
Jesus would have called a timeout three possessions ago.