Pardon me, but I have nothing to say!
#6(E) Maryland (+3, +135) v. #3(E) LSU (12:10, CBS)
Well, two sides I didn’t expect to do anything at all. Now one will make the Powdered Donut Round. I don’t much care for that. Full national game, so have a book ready.
#7(MW) Wofford (+5, +185) v. #2(MW) Kenfucky (2:40, CBS)
The Ashley Judd crowd shots get more and more meh by the year. Such is the relentless march of time. Oh, and Wofford gon’ die.
#10(W) Florida (+6.5, +240) v. #2(W) Michigan (5:15, CBS)
The ghost of many Citrus Bowls’ past says HAI. First match-up of the day that should actually lead to competitive, fun hoopsball. Or if not, at least you don’t have to watch this 2nd half.
#12(W) Murray State (+4.5, +165) v. #4(W) Florida State (6:10, TNT)
BAND MEETING!
Also, I really like both of these sides. THIS should have been a full national selection.
#9(W) Baylor (+14, +950) v. #1(W) Gonzaga (7:10, TBS)
Stupid SillyCuse, YOU were supposed to be here, and YOU were supposed to take down Tallest Midget Gonzaga. BayBay? This will just not do.
#10 (MW) Minnesota (+10.5, +475) v. #2(MW) Michigan State (7:45, CBS)
Am I boldly predicting an upset here?
#6(S) Villanova (+3.5, +155) v. #3(S) Purdue (8:40, TNT)
Is it an upset if 90% of viewers and analysts expect it to happen? A bit esoteric, but I trust y’all to handle the academic rigor.
#5(MW) Auburn (-2.5, -145) v. #4(MW) Kansas (9:40, TBS)
Will the last one up PLEASE remember to load the dishwasher and turn off the lights? Also, FUCK KANSAS. And FUCK BILL SELF.
found a funny:
Carry yourself with the confidence of an urban pigeon
but NO commentator, UK is NEVAR undermanned against goddamned Wofford
that’s the underrated aspect of Calipari sides – the defense, especially on the perimeter.
These refs are like my immune system in that they’re completely failing to do their job
This McGee, I call him John Starks.
/No, I’m not still bitter.
Re: Banner photo
The ginger. All day. Every day.
we think alike, homey
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Perhaps I’ve said too much.
[Day 1, 9am-John Calipari’s Basketball Camp]
Calipari: “Make goddamn sure that your boosters have way more money than the other guy. Good Night!” [waves]
all these goddamn charge calls
This commercial is soooooo unrealistic. As if Jim Nantz would be caught ded socializing with black ppl.
Well, Wofford kept it competitive about 27 minutes linger than I expected.
Hoover? He sucks.
Dam.
“Ashton Hagans leading Kentucky against Wofford” just needs “at the battle of Murfeesboro” to be a believable historical statement.
Hadn’t seen this before; women in Montana might be friendlier than anticipated.
:large
detroit porn is my favorite too
I’d suck that for a dollar!
Mexican women are very blunt with their preferences.
Also, I always thought Utah women were metaphorically in bondage, didn’t realize that was the actual.fantasy.
3/10, did not specifically say “surprise buttsecks,” would not bang.
Redshirt needs to move to Idaho.
all 3 Big Black Richard fans? In THE SOUTH obvs.
“The south shall rise again.”
-Mandingo
Arizona woman, watching porn: “Ooh, she puts the ‘ho’ in Navajo. High-five me Bootsy!” (cat walks out of the room)
Vermont/New Hampshire have the same unique kink. Is it a maple syrup thing?
You can Bangor without seeing her in Maine AND Oregon.
Portland city motto: “If you don’t care she won’t either.”
I can vouch for the Colorado one.
I’m not gonna lie-I wouldn’t be able to identify the state of Wofford on a map of the United States.
It’s between South Virginia and the state Springfield is in.
so much for Canadia having an edumaction gap ,, smh
Most citizens counldn’t identify the United States on a map of of the United States.
I do approve of the Black Keys doing the bumper music.
Bumper music is Donte Stallworth’s favorite genre.
Hamper music? – Najeh D.
“Me, too!”
–Chris Henry’s girlfriend
/dies
they are wonderful. New stuff out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JILfwu5AWIQ
I think it’s funny that country music is so awful that they need their own awards show for it.
They have like 58 award shows. There’s one every week.
It’s the Country Music Only awards. You know, the Seggies!
“Hey, we invited Hootie that one year.”
over/under on the number of times ppl gave him a drink order?
Do you think the chick in the white has seen all the others naked? I like to think so.
Oh yeah!
That particular movie has been playing in my head for quite some time.
“I didn’t pay you guys millions of dollars to lose!”
-Calipari’s half-time speech
I’m eating Lasagna in 17+ minutes. She’s ready right now but it really turns her on when I make her wait.
The Pasta Tease has logged on.
Pasta Edging?
Goddammit, I had forgot about that stupid thing until now.
Better keep an eye on it or else some roving early bird senior might eat it all
*smoke pouring out of the oven*
Yeah, you want it, don’t you, bitch
TRUE WCS FACT: My aunt was John Calipari’s third grade teacher.
John Calipari went to grad school?
D’oh! Fixed
…John Calipari went to grade school?
Nice chain of events here.
gotta learn maths if ya want to run numbers!
And that was John’s first righteous boner.
Wofford making this game as ugly as Kentucky step-sister wives.
Islanders mercifully end the Flyers season, now there are no sports until August and I am sad.
You can watch the Phillies squander Bryce Harper’s career!
Phillies need to be in the world series with a 2 game lead for me to muster up enough interest in baseball. The last one made up for Joe Carter ripping my heart out as a 10 year old, and now I don’t even have that to care about.
Damn, that’s a rough memory to relive and relive and relive and relive
Mitch Williams replaying every alternate timeline that doesn’t involve him ducking under a Joe Carter homer in a millisecond was the pinnacle of Philadelphia sports during my lifetime until 2008
Poor Mitch. Wasn’t his fault he sucked and his manager let him pitch anyway.
I don’t think I ever heard him called by any name other than Bitch Williams until the day I moved away from the area
A little late, but….
BAHAHAHA EAT ALL THE BUTT MARYLAND
It’s good that I’m not in charge of such things, but I’d have no problem with this as a banner quote.
I don’t care about your opinion-I’m very much against the banning of AK-69’s.
I’m not your coach but Wofford? Cut it out with the off-balance jump shots.
More like Woff-balance jump shots amirite
No U*NC alumnae here. We good.
Flight delayed 4 hours. Where the fuck is my compensation????
Ask the nearest flight attendant for a handy.
Bonus, if they say no, you don’t have to fly ever again.
And you may not even have to pay him much.
Sandpaper handies are free.
Sandies?
Musical guest, Sandy Handy?
You’ll get your 5 dollar peanuts just like all the other snowflakes, smgdh.
That is of course $5 per peanut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgct3Jn8pFA
oh, I forgot. Wofford is who gave Mistuh Richardson!
Money well spent LSU. Buy players not beads.
SHOW ME YOUR LAYUP DRILLS!
Movie KARMA!!
Nice kiss off the glass.
“This Maryland/LSU tilt turned into a good game faster than I turned into Caitlyn!”
-Bruce Jenner
indeed-y do
Didn’t LSU’s Bigby WIlliams used to be a silent film star or something?
My favorite silent film star is Heath Ledger.
Mine’s Marlee Matlin.
….Is the sign for motorboating pantomiming the titty version?
Just finishing the last ten pages of Genghis Khan and the Making of the Modern World-interesting read. They didn’t impose their values on conquered regions and allowed trade to flourish. They introduced the concept of diplomatic immunity and thought that the concept of torturing to extract confessions was barbaric. Next up is Marco Pierre White’s “The Devil In The Kitchen”.
/what you reading at the moment?
One foot in Eden by Ron Rash.
I’m full on in the southern noir shit.
“One Foot in Eden” is the recommended porn vid on Redtube that I refuse to click on.
The sequel involves two feet and really stretches the premise.
is Ron Rash good? Need somebody new for Southern stuff, as Daniel Woodrell ain’t writing anything new fast enough
He is indeed. Not as fierce but worth a read. Try Larry Brown as well.
Trying to find a good biography of George Washington (non-Carver version).
Just started the Wee Free Men.
Timeouts should be veto-able by some kind of viewer vote.
[Vetos own time out]
— Andy Reid
Oh, and good news, after last night’s adventures, my car is back home with a shiny new tire. Unfortunately only one new tire, but at some point soon I’m gonna have to change the set because the treads aren’t great.
Michael Kay just called Masahiro Tanaka Hideki Matsui. Wow.
I’ll buy you a beer if you can get Hideki Matsui added as a nickname on Tanaka’s baseball reference page.
“Are we sure the sneaky bastards didn’t change places???”
– B. Parcells
Every once in a while I listen to 50’s music on Sirius-it’s about identifying which artists are looking back to the 40’s or looking ahead to the early 60’s. I happened upon this the other day and you percussion fans might like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBotlTI4BUk
some days I suck at gambling, today….is one
But… it’s so early?
Nice Carlin quote at the top there, AS ADVERTISED.
chuh chuh!
Are we set for Glendale today starting at 2 PM? The Morrison, followed by Tam O’Shanter?
See above Heisenberg quote.
“You’re goddamn right.”
OOOOHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!
You guys are gonna make a Carson stop, right? Lots of legendary places around, um, Cal State Dominguez Hills.
The Tam O’Shanter makes the best fucking haggis. Their deviled eggs are legendary also. Hell yes!
Pub crawl!
I think Naz Reid will do just fine in the NBA.
His cousin Riley did the NBA well, too.
Present
Shades of Steve Fisher, I want LSU’s random interim coach to keep winning.
/at least ahead of fucking Maryland
I think they got lucky when Yale missed all those open 3 pointers. Wasn’t their D making that happen. Now they look just fine.
This opener is just as bad as imagined. Hoosiers/Pig Sooey NIT on ESPN is getting lots of eyeball time from me.
Hoosiers at a definite disadvantage because they’ve no three point line.
Jimmy Chitwood got this joke…. smgdh
My train is late. Not sure how that happens when there’s only 2 stops between here and where it starts from.
Damn it! Would some folks pitch in and run a train on this guy already?
Some of these matchups don’t seem to be eye friendly but I’ll power thru them like the hero that I am.
INDEED. Scotchy will also be your intrepid host tomorrow, ppls.
Scotchy’s a retired aircraft carrier? I KNEW IT!
I’ll show you my flight deck if you show me your propulsion system. [winks in semaphore]