I’ve got nothing much to talk about this week. So I’m not gonna.
Trust me, that’s a good thing. And you’re happier this way.
And in all honesty, I have been so distracted the past few weeks that I couldn’t think of a theme for this week. So this week’s theme is courtesy of suggestion from SonOfSpam.
But I will say dogs are awesome.
When I first got out of Vet School, I ended up adopting a Rottweiler from a client who couldn’t handle her. She was boisterous, to be sure. And slightly aggressive and he wasn’t able to be the alpha. And therefore, his new fiance wouldn’t allow him to keep her. So I took her and got her worked out. And literally, I am not exaggerating, she saved my life twice over the next two years.
Good. Dog.
I already had one dog at the time. He was a Golden Retriever, and a bit older at that point, and he did not like the fact that I brought this new dog into the household. He used to give me a look as if to say “You’re an asshole for doing this to me”.
But within a couple of months, they became best of friends.
Dogs are good that way.
(And cats aren’t far behind.)
So let’s get to it, shall we?
DOGS!!!!!!!!
**Disclaimer: Please don’t actually fuck a dog.
I’ve actually got a story about that. Some of you have heard it.
You get exposed to weird shit when you’re a vet.
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Sports Which Will Dog You Out 2Nite
NHL Playoffs
- Game 2: Columbus @ Tampa Bay (Columbus up 1-0) – 7:00pmEDT – TV: CNBC
- Game 2: Pittsburgh @ New York Islanders (NYI up 1-0) – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
- Game 2: St. Louis @ Winnipeg (STL up 1-0) – 9:30pmEDT – TV: CNBC
- Game 2: Vegas @ San Jose (SJ up 1-0) – 10:30pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
NBA
Nada. Playoffs get going starting tomorrow.
MLB
- NY Mets @ Atlanta – 7:20pmEDT – TV: MLBN
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Dog Park
I have had the experience of meeting a girl due to having a dog with me. Girls like cute dogs. Phrasing.
But the reverse can be true as well. Give HER dog some attention, and you might get to meet the kitty as well….if you know what I mean.
(ok that was terrible to say but it’s not not true)
Enjoy….
Holy Moly. I’d go doggy style with her. For like two minutes….
Ok, maybe one minute.
Maybe.
Shit, never mind.
Have a great weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC9AUR-iTo0
So good live.
Never seen them. But I believe that.
Opened for NOFX and Pennywise!
They are. Saw them open for Bush. They kicked everyone’s ass.
Islanders fans are fucking bonkers loud, and I am loving it.
No fan is an islander?
Static Cling is a bitch.
Especially if it where your balls WERE.
Good point.
Because people don’t want to take the LIRR to Atlantic Avenue.
Lomachenko vs Crolla at Staples on the “+” tonight. I could have seen a major fight in Los Angeles had I timed my vacation differently.
Despite my complete satisfaction with the trip, this annoys me.
You could always go to the rippers with Balls.
Rippers and Balls should never be in the same sentence.
Are you a Gentleman’s Club bouncer?
Not bouncy enough.
I have five strip clubs within a mile radius of work…
“Work”
Aaaaand I just woke up Decilitre. Wife mad, kid up, I am ok though.
I’m watching a TV show where they’re showing a mentally disturbed women’s disassociate personalities arguing with each other. I’m identifying with that at a level that makes me a bit nervous.
You and just about everyone else in Trumpistan.
Review it. We need something to follow between seasons of “Temptation Island “.
Its “Doom Patrol” in DC Universe. Its fucked up yet more logical and grounded than “Titans”.
Been wanting to watch that without getting the DC subscription
“Young Justice: Outsiders”, “Titans” and “Doom Patrol” are all good (YJ approaches MCU levels of good at moments), but not for the pricing. Also, you’re not getting all three at the same time; you’re getting one at a time. If you’re not a huge fan of Batman, Superman, Justice League cartoons and movies, I recommend finding it somewhere else if you don’t want to spend the money.
Apparently Dellin Betances is the glue that holds the entire Dirt Giants bullpen together. And that’s the least-injured bit!
Just a reminder….
He and Sanchez both should have been charged with assault.
Just saying…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmacVhZObuk
Sanchez knew where that pitch was going. Watch his glove.
He’s hurt too, if that makes you feel better.
How badly? Then I’ll answer.
Calf strain.
I don’t feel better.
So….Ice Bucs, not good?
They’re still good, but they seem to still be hitting the snooze button on the playoff alarm clock.
They’re fine. The Caps were down 2-nil to them last year too.
Fine, just rub it in why don’t ya.
She seems nice.
Before you judge… people in glass houses don’t throw fetishes.
I got hose, I got hose…in different area codes….area codes…
Youtube autoplay just pulled up a Toby Keith song onto my computer.
Now, I do listen to some country, but I do not listen to Toby Keith.
I now have to go murder everyone associated with Youtube.
We were getting baked here in Canadia the whole time officer.
What the fuck is up with her forehead?
You could screen a movie on that thing.
Dwarfism is my guess. Hence the joke.
Yes; dwarfism tends to have the skull grow differently at least she has a sense of humor about it and made a …… little joke.
Oh give me a break…I can only see her from the tits up. How do I know she’s a midget?
Pretty obvious IMO. But hey, it’s a short something, something.
A short distance to…… no, that’s not it.
A LOW blow…… nope, not it either.
I can’t quite reach the right pun.
LOL
Wow.
THIS GUY TWBS I CALL HIM WHATEVER THAT CHICK’S NAME WAS THAT WENT AND SHOT UP YOUTUBE I DON’T REMEMBER IF IT WAS ACTUALLY A CHICK FORGIVE ME I’M DRUNK.
Come on Ice Bombers fucking do this. Pretty surprised they scratched the Quebecois backpacker for the young Swede but gotta change something.
those are some ROCKING DOGS!!!!!
BOO THIS MAN!
Moose, this gif is goddamn mesmerizing
It took me twenty minutes to post it.
More like I’m-on-top amirit?
Preferably….. well shit I’d be goof with most combinations.
Bond girl?
Come on, man.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000463/
Good eye if you didn’t see it though.
She was the best thing in that movie, by far IMO.
Famke very much
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp.
The Kuch is loose with a very useful game misconduct. Will he receive the Malkin treatment and not be suspended?
Kids who were born when “Kick, Push” was released will be in high school next year. The wind is just about right for a midlife crisis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMEUPTfW7SM
Woah, Ice Bucs can score.
And now a PP. Signs of life?
Yeah, not so much.
Never win the regular season ice teams.
And I see now we’re into “message-sending time.” What, exactly, is the message?
Oxipug was just the best.
D’awwwwwww
That and a superhero.
I have a cocktail, Chinese food on the way, and no work for over 48 hours.
I don’t ask for much in life.
Orioles cut it to one.
Also, when talking about signs, Mike Bordick just said “sometimes you just grab yourself”.
Well….ummm….OK.
Right?
Where?
They?
Want?
Them?
Holy shit.
I like her, but Aretha Franklin in the background is distracting me.
(yes, I know that’s not really Aretha Franklin)
Hey, the Orioles got a runner to second base.
Holy shit.
Boy, when’s the last time you saw Crosby draw a penalty for THAT?!
I think collectively the Pens think penalties are actually goals.
This is the most disappointing showing I’ve seen from Florida since Jeb! pled for the audience to clap.
THIS TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING TEAM, I CALL THEM THE NINA, THE PINTA AND THE SANTA MARIA, BECAUSE COLUMBUS IS RIDING THEM IN ORDER TO RAPE THE INHABITANTS OF A DISTANT SHORE.
Ooh, that ankle!
ROPE BURN!!
Not as bad as the BDSD one from last month tho.
So the Orioles advertisement on MASN just recommended that I should visit Sarasota.
Bad Idea.
I fucking hate the Red Sox.
I like how she is seeing it coming and closes her eyes.
Phrasing.
Looks like about her third face pie of the night.
Dogs are cool until your wife buys a second and then a third one after that-behind your back-and thinks that is super fucking funny. Does anyone else see the cracks in the foundation of the marriage?
I know cats like high places, but, wow.
Check the ultralight before flight.
YOU BETTER FUCKING TELL ME THAT THE CAT WAS BROUGHT BACK DOWN SAFELY.
(it’s okay to pretend that you actually know what happened, as long as you give me a happy ending)
Like a regular happy ending, not a Kraft happy ending.
But it’s way better with the cheese sauce
The cat actually had to land the plane.
He’s like “Hey whut’s up? Oh shit, we are!!!!!!!!!”
Andrew Benintendi can suck my nuts. That ball should not have even got out of the infield.
If Chris Davis can use up his season allotment of hits this series (so like, 3), that would be appreciated.
Well, I’d like that too, but when I asked he just rolled his eyes and walked away. WALKED.
Back to the dugout. After strike 3.
Well, then there’s that euphemism.
The lazy man works the hardest.
A funny
https://giant.gfycat.com/QuaintHarmoniousGeese.mp4
An older gif, but a good gif.
It checks out.
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I hate dogs. I hate them more than any other non-humans. Anyway.
That is telling.
So is an animal that tried to chew my face off when I was three. Fuck ‘em.
Just because your dog stole your dildo is no reason to hate him.
Aw, I used to watch that show! What was it called again? Lost Girl?
SciFi Lesbian…. OK, what ever it was I watched it too.
This Jeopardy guy just won another 89 grand, which means he has the top 2 wins on Jeopardy.
Dude is killing it.
But I can say that I got Fahrenheit 451 correct.
The Jeopardy test needs to not be at times when I can’t take the Jeopardy test. That way I can take the Jeopardy test.
Well, never talk about the Jeopardy test!
The simple truth I learned from the first pair of dogs that I took care of is this: dogs make life better.
They are the only humans I can truly get along with.
I am on the same mental level; regular humans are apparently too difficult.
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Large file alert; SFDFO tho.
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She’s 43 and still looks the same. God bless science.
From 2016:
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ttp://i.imgur.com/QrR0mLg.jpg
Full album of the gallery photos. NSFW.
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ttp://imgur.com/a/KkWdz
After the shit week I’ve had, puppies are always a good cheer-up. Thanks homie.
Aw, thanks for using the animals idea. GOOD DOGGIES!