It’s Easter Weekend.
Jesus was a pretty cool dude. I’m not a particularly religious person, but I truly do mean that I think Jesus was pretty awesome. I don’t necessarily think he was created out of “Divine Intervention” per se. In fact, I think Mary might have….ummmm….never mind.
But he was a tough sumbitch nonetheless, and stood up for what he believed. And didn’t back down even in the face of…. well ya know.
I can respect that.
Changing gears just a bit..Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber were geniuses. “Jesus Christ Superstar“ is without a doubt my favourite musical ever. I always listen to it at Easter. And other times as well if I’m being honest.
So in their honor, and Jesus’ too…. let us look at some hot chicks, shall we?
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Sports To Make You Feel Crucified 2Nite
NHL Playoffs
- Toronto @ Boston (tied 2-2) – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
- Calgary @ ColorAdo (Col 3-1) – 10:30pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
NBA Playoffs
- Toronto @ Orlando (tied 1-1) – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Boston @ Indiana (Bos 2-0) – 8:30pmEDT – TV: ABC
- Portland @ OKC (Por 2-0) – 9:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN
MLB
Nothing national. Check your locals.
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Would Be Willing to Nail
(get it?)
((sorry I thought that was clever))
Enjoy….
Oh dear lord. I need to go boil my eggs now. Yes, it’s a euphemism.
And sadly I suppose, I relate more to Judas. But i would never sell a friend out for 30 pieces of silver.
I’d negotiate and hold out for at least 100.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3GBlVjUd0
So give me a “Harrumph” or watch your asses.
(I’m probably joking)
But Pilate was the real victim here, IMHO…
(those of you with weak stomachs might want to cut this off at the 3:30 mark)
Anyway…..
History, especially 2000 year old history, is difficult to discern for sure. I believe Pilate was caught in the middle, had no way out. Had no good answer. But all of that aside…
When you can’t find that last Easter Egg….don’t ask questions. You may not actually want to know where it is.
Especially if you invited Richard Gere.
Happy Easter, everyone!!!!
Love Ya’s.
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She looks like she probably smells nice.
This has been a pretty good week and I had a great interview yesterday. It seems like an ideal position for what I want but I don’t want to overdo the hope. And I’m still trying to figure out what to do about the bumble lady. We’ll see.
Bumble? Bee cool.
Been drinking bourbon, been drinking scotch, and drinking gin. Let’s follow-up on that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ECZMvbLxg&ab_channel=RonBurgundy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UXnulANF8g
Beatles, Rolling Stones, U2…. these guys are not.
I’ve still been ordered by my mother-in-law to play this at her funeral. i
I need more gin.
My brother used to get comped to Coachella every year until he got sick of it as a way to spend the weekend. So of course the week when he could use a vacation and tolerate going he has deadlines to meet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Life is hard in the Unsurprised clan.
I’m so old I often confuse Coachella with Burning Man.
They’re both full of insufferable assholes who should be abandoned to die on the desert.
Yo. Blax here.
/HIPSTER CLUB CASUALLY BUT QUICKLY EMPTIES OUT
2/10, no pulp…would totally still give her some pulp.
I don’t like it, so I make her buy no pulp.
Say whatever you want about the validity of religion and Easter, but 10 Commandments is a pretty solid film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXeTsWGPT0w
Other sports need to pick up on lesser footy’s wonderful gimmick of hiring hot women to discuss what’s going on
Oh come on!
OK, this is really fucking funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=ijzKDNStvG0
At least he had a running start?
Damn drunk in Africa.
Sample of Jon Gruden’s offensive playbook.
Just fuck already.
She seems nice.
She is and also recently divorced
Yeah, but she’s super super into crystals and shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWUIlizBu3c
It’s not looking good for the Ice Stampeders.
Good.
Mmmmm. Marshmallow breasts.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwcio8tnSOv/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=msr7xup4y972
Last 27 minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXmCIlGstfY
Last time I heard from that girl.
dude, that’s liek 35-40 Pitino Units
How the hell are they threatening Lucifer?
It’s god damn pudding!!
“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” — Gene Simmons
How are we doing this fine Spring Evening?
That poor swimsuit seems — overwhelmed.
I’m doing just fine now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZYgsMXHY_w
Stop touching yourself, Kent!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLm3Khusq_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf4EFDGP4yg
Great unappreciated song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opkzgLMH5MA
I am in agreement with the above statement.
Testing, testing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBCrkFB8nvc
even better
Her ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to her newsletter.
Last I heard it’s 5000 euros to get her hand delivered newsletter.
“I know a cheaper place.” — Robert Kraft
Folks. i managed to drink no soft drinks for Lent. No coke, Dr Pepper or Big Red. that’s right i drank whisky straight!
This is how a good catholic shows restraint, people.
I only fingered two boys this month
This joke is good for either the mob or the priesthood.
Trump 2020
That’s impressive
Happy Good Friday everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep9Vzb6R_58
Well, it was an OK Friday, not bad, but I wouldn’t say good either.
Keep drinking, we might be able to bump it up a notch.
If you look at my posts maybe that is not not such a good idea.
Fast and Furious: Lancaster Drift
Date night!
Assumption of the risk.
Definitely more than meets the eye
Men At Work is a great movie.
time to do the nasties
Saddledome still probably the best arena name in all sprots.
Smoothie King Arena in New Orleans is in the running.
I have a step cousin who grew up to look not to different from this. She’s also a med student now. Her presence used to annoy me when she was little, now she doesn’t even exist in the same universe as me. Sometimes things just work out.
What about the dog?
He’s a good boy
Technically, he did prevent the touchdown.
Poorman on Men At Work was great.
Sploosh.