Your Easter Sunday Dinner Open Thread

Not to cast aspersions on Sunday Gravy, but WineWife stuffs the finest turkey this side of the Rocky Mountains. The projected menu for the evening will include:

  • Turkey + stuffing  
  • Yams & potatoes
  • Firecracker green beans
  • Asparagus & prosciutto
  • some form of salad
  • Lemon Cheesecake (homemade)
  • Chocolate mousse

Depending upon the whims of the brother-in-law, there may also be a ham. I will be allowing the good scotch to be poured, so I expect to be solidly pickled & tryptophan’d by aboot 7:00PM PT.

I hope your day went anywhere near as well.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Sharks at Vegas – 7:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Raptors at Magic – 7:00PM | TNT
    • Trail Blazers at Thunder – 9:30PM | TNT
  • MLB:
    • Braves at Indians – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
  • MLS Soccer:
    • Los Angeles FC vs. Seattle Sounders – 7:00PM | FS1

YUM!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Gratliff

The last season of Veep should have just been wall-to-wall Jonah

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Like a suicide bomber…. or….

Gratliff

Nothing makes a stand up mixer seem like a reasonable purchase than mixing cheesecake by hand. Gonna go take out a second mortgage to get me a kitchenaid before I blow out my forearms.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Apparently, line changes aren’t as easy as they look.
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WCS

I played (read: was awful at) ice hockey for four years. They really aren’t. That said, while I could shoot, forecheck, and stick handle (phrasing), I absolutely was beyond horrible at skating.

Protip: ice skating in ice hockey is important

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I heard someone I think start to cheer. And this is why I’m going to see it in public when it’s easier and cheaper to just sit at home alone.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice shot on the wrong end.
(phrasing)
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theeWeeBabySeamus

MOAR EXTRA HOCKEY!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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herodotus450

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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herodotus450

Not fair for San Jose that Gustav Nyquist has to skate twice as fast as Vegas in order to recreate their original path to be able to chase them.
/Just some sampling theory humour for ya’ll

Spur

Jon Snow giving all short men hope

Unsurprised

That won’t last

Spur

i see Dragon Glass dildo pegging is trending, nice

Col. Duke LaCross

Lady Lyanna Mormont Just dunks on everyone, always.

The Maestro

Everyone is gonna die next episode. All the characters, all the viewers. ESPECIALLY the viewers.

Unsurprised

Hooray!

Gratliff

Here come the welps (left side)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Almost made it through Easter without the N word. Allllllllmost.

Gratliff

Just like Jesus would have done

WCS

I didn’t know Mel Gibson was your uncle.

Mr. Ayo

So I need to spend 3 hours offline every Sunday now? Dammit.

Fronkenshteen

Islanders lose Nassau coliseum advantage AND are now waiting FAR too fucking long for round 2. Bet against.

Fronkenshteen

I’d like to kill the creep who broke the freakin’ mirror.

Gratliff

Goddamn, Tormund

Fronkenshteen

Jeremy Roenick on television. Why?

rockingdog

Arya catching some Dick before she dies. good on her!

Gratliff

“Wow that was Amazing.”
*Jaqen H’ghar removes his Arya mask*

Unsurprised

Gendry mask

Gratliff

Best part of every big try hard RPG is when all teh characters get together for one last hurrah before rushing off to die. I hope this episode ends with “There’s no coming back once you leave. Are you sure you’re ready?”

theeWeeBabySeamus
Mr. Ayo

I love free hockey

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fuck Kevin McHale.

theeWeeBabySeamus

If it’s all the same to you, I’d prefer to not do that.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

20 minutes to pickling time, how you holding up?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Mmm…unwanted brine…
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herodotus450

ppl forget that overtime in Vegas is exactly what they want, that’s why they have all the bright lights and constant music in the arena and no windows or clocks smh

The Maestro

Nothing like a fireplace to bring people together!

Gratliff

Tormund just with an endless amount of shots to shoot

Unsurprised

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

— Wayne Gretzky

rockingdog

Nice! A low key kickback in front of the fire!

Unsurprised

Just a kicker man

theeWeeBabySeamus

Come on Vegas, you can do this.

Mr. Ayo

More importantly, San Jose cannot do this.

herodotus450

San Jose skipped school the day they read the book “Champions Don’t Wear Teal.” smh

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve got a glass seat again tomorrow night for Caps/Canes btw. I love knowing people in charge of stuff. LOL

Caps better not fuck it up this time.

litre_cola

You going to rock a Rod Langway jersey in enemy territory?

Gratliff

Theon just digging through his closets for his favorite red shirt

Gratliff

Fuck yeah. More ginger creeper meme fodder

rockingdog

Bran knows whats up

rockingdog

“the big woman still here?”

LemonJello

THESE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS, I CALL QUINT ON THE ORCA BECAUSE THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL THESE SHARKS, BUT THEY MAY NEED A BIGGER BOAT.

rockingdog

sansa and theon getting together!!!! yea!!!!

Unsurprised

Greyworm and Missandei found a way. I’m sure they’d share tips.

Gratliff

They keep leaning into this incest story line, and they’ll snag that pornhub endorsement in no time

rockingdog

“men do stupid things for women. they’re easily manipulated.”

herodotus450

Three of the four Karlssons’s in the league are playing in this SG-Vegas matchup. WEIRD.

Gratliff

The fantasy RPG nerd in me is way too excited for the dragon glass weapon forging content

Gratliff

Might even need some scales
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Col. Duke LaCross

LEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!

Gratliff

Odds of survival are 32.3%, repeating of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWcd-PBsMlg

LemonJello

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Unsurprised

Dumbshit Jon Snow already did that once during the battle of the bastards.

herodotus450

Martin Jones and Jordan Binnington sound main characters of a British “comedy” show on PBS about class struggles, not NHL goalies.

herodotus450

OK and their hunchback slapstick sidekick is Barclay Goodrow
/Actual name of a hockeyd player in this game

The Maestro

HERE WE GO FOLKS. IT’S MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON TIME

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[ears perk up]

– Rex Grossman

LemonJello

“We’re working overtime now!”
-Manager, Morning After Pill production line #1

Unsurprised

“OVER MY DEAD BODY!”

— Phillip Rivers

rockingdog

Game of Thrones starting soon. Hopefully I can find a stream of it like last week.
Found a Funny:
A guy hands me a lit doobie at a party. I panic and pretend to play it like a tiny trumpet.

ballsofsteelandfury

I love the word “doobie”.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Doobies, boobies, rubies…they’re all good!

Mr. Ayo
scotchnaut

/reading The Whiskey King biography by Trevor Cole

If you look at the pics that are placed 2/3’s of the way thru the book you’ll become aware of two MAJOR plot points that amount to spoilers. Good work, Harper’s.

herodotus450

Good work, Harper’s.

What is, something I never say after attending the symphony?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So I finished making that laundry tree. It came out great. Now I’m literally excited about doing the next load of laundry so I can try it out.

herodotus450

Now you just need a blue dress with a stain on it…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[puts on wife’s blue dress and starts eating chocolate ice cream]

tomsellecksmoustache

Sucker, I just bought one that was put together by 8-year-old Asian kids and saved a bunch of time.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yes, but my time is worthless, so it’s better for me to save the money.

LemonJello

Interesting. I have my laundry done by 8-year-old Asian kids, presumably of their own free will, at Orchids of Asia Cleaners.

herodotus450

If the Sharks fans don’t say “That’s gotta Hertl” after Tomas Hertl checks someone they don’t deserve to be a franchise anymore.

litre_cola

Do you really want to Hertl me?

Brick Meathook

I had a great workout at the gym today, I really pumped some iron.

When I got home I accidentally tore my whole front door off.

Brick Meathook

Later I’m gonna go down to the police station and pick a fistfight.

tomsellecksmoustache

“You wouldn’t act so tough without that vest on.”

litre_cola

I would advise against masturbating right now Brick.

Col. Duke LaCross

I don’t care if a few liberties were taken with the story, Blackkklansman is fucking awesome.

Don T

I liked it. A bit sermon-y for my taste, but great.

herodotus450

NBC stream started late and just cut to rugby in the middle of hte game. I haven’t seen a cock up like this since Heidi

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait…which version of Heidi?

ballsofsteelandfury

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ArmedandHammered

The dude looks like a young blond Robin Williams.

Gratliff

Feck. I forgot I threw out my springform pan and the store is way over there. *points across the street* That’s it. Cheesecake is canceled.

LemonJello

“Cheesecake cancelled? HOW DARE YOU! YOU’VE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY THIS DAY, PAL!!1!!!”
-A Reid, with Shaq and Charles Barkley nodding angrily behind him

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[pounds fist into palm angrily in agreement]

– Kelvin Benjamin

herodotus450

…but WineWife stuffs the finest turkey this side of the Rocky Mountains.

Is that what they’re calling it these days…

litre_cola

The kids call it pegging I am informed.