Wow, three years I’ve been doing this. No wonder I feel dirty inside.
Anywhoooo…..
For the past few years, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins have met in the second round of the playoffs. Then the winner of that series has gone on to take the cup.
Yeah, ummmmmmmmm………that won’t be happening this year.
Pens get swept by NYI.
Caps go down in 7 to….shit I can hardly even bring myself to say it…to Carolina.
In fact, all four number one seeds went out with a whimper, more or less. So this is now wide open.
The king is dead…long live the king!
I hope it’s Columbus. But they’ll probably fuck it up even though the road is now paved for them.
Anywhooooo….
It’s your 3rd annual Sexy Hockey Girls!!!!!!
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Sports Which Will Ice You 2Nite
NHL Playoffs
- Carolina @ NYI – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
- ColorAdo @ San Jose – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
NBA Playoffs
- Golden State @ LAC (GS up 3-2) – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
MLB
No national broadcasts. Check your locals.
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If You Find A Girl Who Likes Hockey You Should Check Her…So To Speak
Enjoy…
Ooooof!!!!!!!
That seems like a good way to die.
Much better than a Zamboni, IMHO….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7cUrYwHPw8
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
I’m outta here….
(Next week? NBA Girls)
((Which of course means there will be several innuendos about having wood))
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Players are baffled by something called a “goal” being scored in NY
Pratt to Cincy.
Wut?
Germaine Pratt to Bungles, Round 3, Pick 8.
Pills for all!
Shit, I was too slow.
I don’t like this Killer Klowns From Outer Space reboot.
Disciplined, albeit whimsical or murderous. 8/10 would bang.
Not for nothing, and I’m sure he’ll bash a 500 foot walk off tater as soon as I hit “publish”, but Vlad Jr. is fat. Like Cecil Fielder fat.
The one thing he didn’t inherit from his father is the ridiculous lankiness. Sr. may or may not have been the same species as Rayman with the bad pitches he made contact with.
NBC Sports keeps showing the commercial where the Honda guy helps some teenager with his “promposal.” Any of you parents know if those are actually a thing in the real world, or just something that gets a lot of (social) media attention?
I can’t imagine being a teenager and having to not just ask a girl out, but do a whole dog-and-pony show about it.
It’s preparation for being a grownup & having a gender reveal party.
Ha — yeah, that’s sort of my point. None of the parents I know did one of those. Or at least, they didn’t invite me, which was probably sensible.
Those look at me parties infuriate me.
It was definitely a thing when I was in high school.
padres back up 4-3.
3 more outs then they get the win!!!!
Also, great work by Rikki with today’s request line and shame on all of you for leaving such talent on the table.
Everyone shot their wad on the porn draft.
Ahem….
/looks around briefly
Speaking of “Talent on the Table”.
//rimshot
///NOT rimjob
////well we’ll talk
Well, that joke was sooner than expected.
When I get to a computer I’ll take a look. Request Line pisses off my phone.
I gave explanations today. Didn’t have to, but being extra spiteful made it sweet. .
Some receiver I’ve never heard of from the MAC? Worked before.
Canes-Isles 0-0 headed to overtime. I think they call that the Lockout Special.
So I tried to watch hockey tonight, and a soccer game broke out.
0-0 scoreless tie getting ready to go to OT.
On the bright side, they’re playing Nirvana on the PA.
Good result for the boys.
Also, free hockey! These playoffs are spoiling us.
Free hockey + late night East Coast time =
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg
Warriors gotta bounce back and get the win. Go Dubs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz3_RcD7Eeg
That is quite a hiney.
On behalf of my peers, gulp.
Is that the Balls Signal?
That’s awesome!
Nfl network just referred to tedy bruschi as being of Asian descent in relation to taylor rapp.
Listen, I’m not saying that tedy shouldn’t be proud to be part Filipino, I’m just saying he didn’t become the most overrated white player cuz his ancestors ate dogs
-Bill Parcells
can somebody tell me when/where Shitty Wolves Ryan Finley and Germaine Pratt get selected?
Can do.
hellllll yea!!!!
padres up 3-2.
BREAKING NEWS: Chosen Rosen to the LOLphins.
now back to your regularly scheduled debauchery.
fgures a jew would go Play in miami smh
Peter Rosenberg made that joke already.
Julius and Ethel would like a word with that guy.
his bubbie will be so beyond
Off to belatedly celebrate my birthday since last weekend was a shitshow. Hope the Bears draft me something good!
Happy belated birthday
Congratulations on another trip ’round the sun and not dying yet.
Yet is key
Yeah tell me about it. I keep expecting to wake up dead soon.
found a funny:
all the
small pains
growing
old brings
sore joints
neck’s stiff
poor sight
bad hip
say it ain’t so / why’s it so cold
turn the air off / i should not vote
This could also go to the tune of “All the Small Things.”
Are you being facetious because I’m pretty sure that’s the joke
Blink 181….or maybe 183….which is funnier?
Well, that’s……. odd.
sexy hockey girls are sexy
Clutterbuck takes a bad penalty and… it wasn’t an obviously dirty play? What new world is this?
If you were Lucas Wallmark, would you avoid shopping at Walmart? Or would you go there intentionally and try to get the family discount based upon mistaken identity?
This is the kind of stupid shit that gets stuck in my brain. Probably explains a lot.
Also probably part of the reason women eventually always hate me.
LOL
You don’t want to know where James Van Riemsdyk goes to try to get a name based discount…
You guys have probably already seen these guys, but I just found them, and holy shit they are the perfect buzz:
https://youtu.be/MsUtcrQ7M0c
Janay Rice would like to apologize for the Chiefs having to spend a high pick on a wide receiver.
BANNER
Hypnotic.
At first I thought that address was jenniferlovehewittwithawoman.gif, which certainly piqued my interest. It is, after all, Lesbian Visibility Day.
Jessica Biel…..
Go on…
Chiefs just picked Hardman.
“That’s a great pick, dammit.”
– A. Rodgers (because he could use more receivers) (that explanation doesn’t help)
you want to do a GIF-based Moose Thoughts column? John Elway’s love affair with big dumb idiot quartered backs has put the final nail in my coffin. I’mma focus on Lesser Footy now. And my crippling gambling addiction ,, obvs
I’m not nearly as pissed as if it would have happened yesterday. At this point after picking one of the better OLs it is a relatively low risk choice, they do need a back-up. I also think the ceiling is high if he figures it out, but that is probably a low probability too. I know you WANT to be pissed off but it’s not that bad. Plus it sounds like he is backing down on the CH,J pissing match.
somebody who started FOUR YEARS and still panics under pressure and has garbage footwork…is as low a probability as it gets. And without a good blog, I can’t find a subset of fellow fans that I don’t want to shiv.
I really don’t enjoy being pissed off. Really truly.
Well, he improved over the those four years. Maybe they make at least a backup out of him, maybe he is another Brock, lost to the winds, maybe he is an adequate starter for a while. The second second round pick was not that much to pay. I’m sure you watched all his game film, watched him in person, were formally an NFL scout, and what not, but he needs to prove it one way or the other to me before I completely write him off. The things you mentioned can be coached out, on the other hand the accuracy issues might not be able to be overcome.
The footwork is laziness/work ethic (Paxton Lynch).
The panic is instincts.
He played behind a bad line most of the time which induces panic and poor footwork. But ok “coach”; your surety kills me. His college offense apparently had a very simplistic route tree, so even if those things you think are permanent are not, he will take a lot coaching to learn a complicated offense.
I agree he looks like the “project” type, and I would have rather they picked a now player, but sometimes projects work out. It’s when Elway makes the whole draft of athletic projects when he fails (2017). They did draft a practical needed starter in front of him.
My problem is 57% completion rate/ stupid interceptions seems to indicate that he is not seeing/ reading defenses well…. like Paxton Lynch. One can work hard and practice, but it doesn’t necessarily stick.
Plus his hair; WHO DOES THAT?
OF COURSE
Miami getting Rosen for;
DOLPHINS GET:
2020 second-round pick
2020 sixth-round pick
Josh Rosen
SAINTS GET:
2019 second-round pick (center Erik McCoy)
2019 fourth-round pick
CARDINALS GET:
2019 second-round pick (wide receiver Andy Isabella)
2020 fifth-round pick
A variation of this is maybe what they should have done.
That’s sounds nice and all, but I’m busy looking at bouncing boobies.
Crap, RRRRAMMMITTT traded down again. They’re NEVER gonna get to the fireworks factory.
Jesus, that ending. Gets me every fucking time.
SHUT UP YOU’RE CRYING!
“I hear that!”
– B. Kraft
god damn it.
This is why it’s a Spam World and we’re only living in it.
Once again, this is/was your best effort.
If you’re gonna get nude, it might as well be for Santa.
Oh wait, I think I read that wrong.
Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby sitting at home right now….
WOW THESE GUYS SUCK ASS HOW DID WE LOSE TO THEM???????
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMIIIITTTTTTTTT has (have?) already traded down twice. Hopefully they stay at 56 so I can judge whatever OL they take as though I know anything about OL.
GODDAMIT! NO AVENGERS SPOILERS!
“You see, if we get the world’s most wooden actor, and cast him opposite the world’s biggest scenery-chewer, it’ll all balance out!”
I’ll take Charlize Theron nude and forget the rest of ….. what were we talking about again?
Coulda sworn I saw the Isles score but the teevee done still say 0-0, WEIRD.
Called off for goalie interference. Infinite Ice Nets.
CRISIS ON THE EAST COAST!
My mom called to tell me that they pre-empted Jeopardy! with the super-millionaire-gambling guy to show the NFL draft.
Spoiler alert: He won. $49k
He had a shit game then.
They did indeed. Instead of watching Jeopardy in HD tonight (stupid draft) I had to tune in to the channel three towns over and watch in SD.
I mean WTF??????
Really rolling out the All-CTE Team to announce draft picks.
— Trent Green to a random wall
Avengers was very good and a proper ending to the 11 year story arc.
Did you read Shady’s tweet or watch it?
I took great pain to avoid any spoilers but it was amusing watching the secondhand outrage
Did they all get killt with kryptonite?
Oh, sorry, wrong comic universe.
Too bad.
Gonna try to run 15K tomorrow morning. I’m 50+ and there are four significant hills involved. Send flowers to [email protected].
Does weed count as a flower?
Best of luck to you. That’s a lot of K.
15 kilos? What’s the street value of that haul?
Four significant hills.
(don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it)
I had four significant hills once and it cost me dinner for two chicks at the same time.
((shit, I said it))
Lost in Translation is one of those that once I start watching, I don’t stop until it’s over. It doesn’t matter at what point I jump in.
Speaking of, this is an all-time great song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjvVNyBTSP8
perfect film, perfect soundtrack
It’s absolutely an all-time great song. I prefer the video with Bryan Ferry doing…whatever this is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnde5c7OG8
It’s quite…. yeah.
Blasphemy Alert! 10,000 Maniacs cover is better. (Roxy Music’s original never made me cry while thinking about a breakup. (perhaps I’ve said a bit too much)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWaKLI6OCSM
My dad listened to an Eddie Jobson story about Purchase, NY where Jobson fucked up who bought it (it was Harrison’s Purchase) and my dad said “Well that’s three minutes of my life I won’t get back.”
/There’s a lot more to that but that’s the punchline
According to Jim Brown, it’s 2013.
Hey man, we ALL still wish Obama was President.
If a cryptocurrency called the ClutterBuck doesn’t already exist then the Islanders don’t deserve to be a franchise anymore.
That’s what Charles Wang used to buy the team. That’s why he gets a patch.
Just like MRSA, Sean Bunting will be hanging around the Tampa Bay facility for years to come.
Ashamed I’ve never heard of him before, but to make up for it I’m granting Rock Ya-Sin indefinite emeritus status in the Name Hall of Fame.
It’s a world-class name.
Donks just drafted Drew Lock. Everyone laugh at Hippo!
trying to forget football exists, Lord knows everyone else has
Poor Will Grier.
Really shoulda been drafted yesterday by Denver.