Is everything going well for you? The long weekend is proceeding according to plan so far.
I’ve been sober long enough to survive my niece’s 7th birthday party. Now it’s back to the steak & cider.
That’s right, I’ve chosen fermented apples for this weekend. Mostly because the dogs don’t like Beerdrunkrob. Ciderrob is a more pleasant fellow that can remember to take them for walks & doesn’t yell at them for chewing so loud.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- no game scheduled; Gary Bettman thought 3:00PM Sunday was the perfect fucking time for the faceoff of a pivotal Conference final game.
- CHL:
- Memorial Cup – Guelph vs. Halifax – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
- NBA:
- Bucks at Raptors – 7:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet
- MLB:
- Cubs at Nationals – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- MLS:
- LA Galaxy vs. Colorado – 8:00PM | TSN
Hopefully, before the night is over, I’ve finally seen “John Wick 3”.
Dame Lillard is actually his drag persona
That. That’s a good one.
So there is a character that I like, that I relate to. Of course he was killed in the finale.
Of course, I’m talking about Spider with a Top Hat.
Oh, wrong finale?
Well, at least Ramin Djawadi consistently brought the heat.
It’s not over yet?
lol WWE announcing Super Showdown as the largest event in WWE history and completely refusing to say where it is because it’s another Saudi blood money show
Hooray for blood money
Eh, it all spends the same.
GFDI. Javascript or something is fucking with file access across every browser.
So should I binge Game of Thrones while on paternity leave?
The first 5 seasons, yes. Then just ask one of us what happens from there.
8 years and one character who doesn’t suck out of seemingly thousands
Is the hot blonde that killed everyone dead yet?
STAB SOMEBODY WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE BEING SAD THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DEFEND HERSELF IS ARYA
hooooooooooly shit this is bad
Somebody get Jon a fucking plaid shirt and move him to Canada
This is closer than I’m comfortable with
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Heehee, watching GoT via message board, and it seems like hte leaks were all true. What a hilariously bad ending.
I’m just not real sure why Grey Worm isn’t murdering nobles right this moment
I never knew Big Ben was in GoT…
Time to roll out the guillotine
No, sir. I don’t like it.
/NAWT a GoT spoiler
//has never watched the show or read the books
///Ren & Stimpy fucking ruled
I’m trying to figure out why my computer won’t allow operations that I probably shouldn’t be doing anyway (downloading Instagram stories, certain streaming sites). It seems GoT will have to wait.
waiting up for 10:23, beecause want to see the Barry finale. But honestly will likely fall asleep reading.
Waited until today to binge watch the season.
O DIS GUN BE GUDE BULLEEEEE DAT
Same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZTbtTmGsws
Wonka-vator suicide pact? Nope. Bullshit happy ending with a completely unqualified child now running the world’s largest diabetes provider.
Couldn’t find it, but SNL did a skit with Kevin Spacey as Wonka’s accountant calling him out on his all b.s.
“You have a whole river of chocolate that some brat nearly died in. How do you think that’s going to look to the investors?”
Accountant: “Here’s our yearly profits.”
(song starts – Oompa-Loompa’s appear)
Oompa-Loompas (singing): “Oompa-Loompa, doopadee-doo. I’ve got a budget report for—”
Accountant: “No, no, no. Don’t sing. just tell us.”
Oompa-Loompa: “You’re Oompa-Loompa-Screwed.”
Accountant: “You hear that? Oompa-Loompa-Screwed.”
(looks up; notices the whole Clubhouse is out walking GoT Finale)
“Well I’m by myself. I guess there’s only one thing I have to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2UVsyVLLcE
It’s because of who won the women’s MiTB match, isn’t it?
No, but I’m glad that happened. So is WWE because they’ll continue to get my money every month.
As Low Commander alluded to earlier, prior to the start of season 6 Game of Thrones was in the discussion for greatest show ever. Their production values remain insane but my opinion says it’s still The Sopranos, The Wire, Breaking Bad and The Leftovers.
You can throw Better Call Saul and Fargo in that discussion and you won’t get an argument out of me.
Also, whenever fat ass decides to finish the books I will go on record and say the ending will be entirely different.
For the more anime-oriented among us, the best analogy I’ve seen so far was Full Metal Alchemist. They finished the anime before the manga had a finish and it went completely off the rails by the end, and the second half of the manga was so good that they had to completely remake the series to match the quality. Of course, no show will ever have the budget of GoT again, so that probably won’t happen.
I hope GRRM never finishes them.
So does he. You might see ‘Winds of Winter’ but my guess is you’ll see me Pope before you see the end of that series.
So uh westworld’s taking a turn
Deloris!
That spelling hurts me
Bukkake themed Wonka-mobile ride is next on the agenda.
Wonka invented Pym particles long before the original Ant-Man.
You GoT people frighten me.
When does The Walking Dead start back up?
Drinking the show out with this little number:
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T-2 minutes until the internet goes bugshit nuts melts the fuck down no matter how the tits-n-dragons show ends.
And I am here for it. See you all at 10:23.
Yeah, signing off until 10:23 pacific. Later taters.
Same. See you on the other side.
The ultimate Brick Meathook Themed hotel just opened in New York City and it’s the hottest ticket in town. It’s the TWA Hotel at the former Idlewild Airport (now called JFK), and it incorporates the perfectly restored 1962 Eero Saarinen designed head house. There’s a Lockheed Constellation Super-G outside the windows that is now a bar, and every room has a rotary telephone, there’s even rotary payphones. I’m going to book a room there while it’s still new before it gets shabby (it’s so new right now that it isn’t completely finished).
Fifteen years ago I almost bought the TWA logo (featured everywhere in this hotel) because it was abandoned after the bankruptcy. All I had to do was re-register it with the USPTO for about $700 and use it in active commerce (I could have made a website that sold a TWA coffee mug with the logo and that would count). Alas, I didn’t.
Just don’t stay in room 800
I’m totally staying there too. The only downside is having to go to New York.
Yeah but you can hang with Ian, Nomonkeyfun, and me!
My mom came home from JFK the night it opened. So it was a shitshow.
Not the alternate version where Charlie and Grandpa get chopped to worm food after drinking fizzy lifting drinks.
But that bitch Veruca is gonna get to take the express elevator to hell…
GOT series finale starts in 5 minutes. So fucking fired up to be so thoroughly disappointed. This is just like cheering for the New York Jets, I bet.
I like how much nhl fans hate Gary bettman
He was planted by David Stern to destroy the NHL and boost the NBA. No one can convince me otherwise.
I am only vaguely aware there was a John Wick 1. Teh culture has passed me by, and I is fine with it.
You’ve been missing out.
This is what an overbearing fan who doesn’t realize how close he is to being murdered looks like. That is some smilin’ rage right there.
That’s not me.
When I met Ivory, I gave her the same handshake I gave Kurt Angle and Bradshaw. Probably because I naturally assumed if I gave her any signs of disrespect, either she would kill me or she’d ask Angle and Bradshaw to kill me for her.
I sometimes forget that Ivory is almost 60.
Wow. Betty Glipin does look like her.
Palestina (?) vs. Tina Ferrari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbwNANO5JZY
Christ, what an asshole.
Your reply showed up in the wrong place.
One nightmare fuel boat ride coming up, hang on you little crotch goblins!
Willy Wonka as a modern day retelling of Arthurian Legend but instead of tyranny the enemy is Communism; or Capitalism, not sure: my essay.
If I was a pilot I was SO do that monologue every time the plane hits turbulence.
OR
If I’m elected President, that my Inauguration Speech. Just that.
Getting my final Game of Thrones psych on.
It’s been a hell of a ride.
Oh, watch Chernobyl.
Chernobyl is AWESOME. And Emily Watson is in it!
It’s as intense as anything I’ve seen recently.
Good shit.
Chernobyl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Hu8NQeC-4
Hendricks loses perfect game with 4 pitch walk.
That’s sad even though I don’t like the Cubs.
Still got the nono thotho.
When watching baseball, I do not like the little box they put on the screen graphics these days telling me where the strike zone should be.
It is distracting. And I know where the strike zone is. I have a rulebook and everything.
I think it’s for the umps. Because they sure don’t know.
Unless a millenial has a graphic to focus their attention, they have no idea where to look.
Those golden ticket winning little shits are about to have hell unleashed on them by one Willy Wonka.
I still don’t understand why Violet lost. She did nothing wrong. She tried a faulty product; that’s all she did.
She didn’t nearly drown in a chocolate river.
She didn’t have a musical number about wanting a golden goose.
She didn’t get herself shrunk.
She didn’t stole fizzy drink and touch a wall that now needs to be sterilized.
Violet should’ve won the factory. Not that poor ass kid.
Willy Wonka doesn’t care about women.
You just know there are some Oompa-Loompa bodies buried in that factory before they could blow the whistle to OSHA.
A democrat wrote the script – D. Trump
So, last night was a rousing success for tWBS?
Sounds more like it just wasn’t the raging tire fire RTD predicted. Although there’s still time.
So I guess that just makes it a success for us, the viewing public.
OH COME ON MAN!!!!! IS MY PAIN AND SCREWING UP REALLY THAT FUN FOR YOU FOLKS?
/remembers who he’s talking to
//yeah tough but fair
A slow burning tire fire instead of a dumpster fire?
Yeah, probably so.
While I would not use the word “rousing” by any means, I would also not use “tire fire”. RTD can suck it.
We’re having dinner again tonight.
If you’re having dinner a 2nd time, that means she enjoys your company. I’m calling that a win.
Or maybe she just can’t afford food.
Wait, when did I call it a tire fire? All I did was imply that his kidneys had been stolen.
That’s just good, wholesome fun.
Now that you mention it, I have’t peed today and have been a bit nauseous.
Raptors up by 11! I haven’t see a group of dinosaurs who work in service of a foreign power seize control like that since the 2016 elections.
Instead of GoT, everyone should watch Game of Bones tonight.
found a funny:
The only Game of Thrones I will formally recognize is musical chairs.
I feel like Game of Thrones would be a good fraternity hazing ritual involving a bus station bathroom somehow.
Someone including toilets and saran wrap.
Apparently San JOse also forgot that the game was this afternoon, sincn they got shellacked 5-0
I haven’t seen a group of Sharks get 5-0’d like that since that ill-conceived adaptation of the Laurents musical: North Shore Story.
I don’t want to go out to watch the GoT finale at a bar. Or watch it at all.
Anyway, I just scanned a ton of handwritten notes I’ve made over the last few months in a feeble attempt at journaling or reflection or something. So I’ve got that going for me. Now to see what’s worth keeping.
113 pages
That’s a lot of [DFO] blog posts.
I saw John Wick 3 in a fancy Dolby cinema with a fully reclining chair. Totally worth the $14 I paid for a matinee.
Body count?**
**the movie, not the theater parking lot.
With Balls it’s more of a booty count.
You hear about Pluto?
Balls is probably more interested in Uranus.
I KNEW I COULD THAT JOKE IN EVENTUALLY!!!!!!
It’s wall to wall body count.
Fuck it’s gorgeous outside
This is why you move to LA.
Important life update:
that looks like a rocking dog
So you’re saying he’s proactive?
Who’s a good boy?????
(or maybe girl?)
Welp, time for “Money in the Bank”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex7xsCFI_c8
Didn’t realize the open thread was up, so I’ll ask here too.
The local news is showing a thing about Game of Thrones.
I have never watch Game of Thrones.
Is it worth a binge? And by binge, of course I mean get drunk and watch episode one over and over because I nod off and can’t remember.
No. Read the books instead.
I have heard that as well.
If you’re into food porn you should read Sunday Gravy with Yeah Right instead of Game of Thrones.
But do the books have boobs and swinging dicks?
More.
But it’s harder to drink and smoke weed while reading.
Have you just met me????????
You, with your fancy book learning.
I love drinking while reading.
Actually, I can’t think of anything I don’t enjoy while drinking. That seems normal.
I’m probably the only person on Earth whose ending they were focused on was “Star vs. the Forces of Evil”.
I mentioned on the other post but,
Graphic violence, graphic nudity and graphic language with an incredible group of actors.
Anything I’m missing?
The books were great and it was really fun having fore knowledge while watching the show with people who didn’t read. Apart from them hitting pause and asking me “Who the fuck is that again?”