Yep. Another year, another first day of Summer again. Which means I get to experience heat and humidity, and sweat and be uncomfortable, for another four months. Yay.
Last year on the summer solstice, we honoured Summer Glau.
Which was fun. We like her a lot.
And holy shit, I can’t believe that’s already been a year ago. Wow. Obviously, she misses me.
Anywhoooooo…..
This year we’re not featuring one particular “Summer”. Though there are a few who would qualify nicely.
But no, this year, it’s just simply lovelies who are participating in Summer recreational activities. But first, one more of Summer Glau…
OK, now I’m beginning to think that I should just do Summer Glau every June 21st.
Phrasing.
/would happily do Summer Glau once per year….or more….even while sweating
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Sports Which Will Get You Overheated 2Nite
MLB
- Houston @ NYY – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- Atlanta @ Washington – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
A Football Life
If you’ve never watched this series, you should. It’s very well done.
Tonight we have Emmitt Smith at 8:00pmEDT, Jerome Bettis at 9:00pmEDT, and Curtis Martin at 10:00pmEDT. All are on NFLN.
NHL Draft
Oh come on, that’s funny!!!!! You can’t pronounce their names, or even the countries they live in. It’s good for a laugh.
- NBCSN – 8:00pmEDT
NCAA Baseball College World Series
- Vanderbilt vs Louisville – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
‘Ville must win two straight to stay alive. Otherwise it will be Vandy and Michigan in the best of three final series.
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Yeah It’s More Or Less Beaches And Bikinis – Part X
Like you mind?
(and as sometimes happens, I do know one of these lovely ladies personally….be nice)
Enjoy…
I don’t know about you, but I am sweating a little.
Damn you Summer!!!!!
Stay hydrated, everyone!!!!!
Love ya’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5bUmx-hk-c
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Famous Men’s Room Graffiti:
Here I sat
Lonely hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
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Is one of the prizes a hand transcribed post in your infamous notebook?
I would subscribe for that.
I’ve made it folks. I’ve arrived.
It really happened!
You may now proceed in life, confident and brave.
This is a higher honor than being bannered. I’ll cherish this photo for lyfe.
I’m officially jealous
Shit, that beats anything the notorious Bathroom Poet wrote in my high school bathroom. Including that!
Welp, Lady BFC made cookie dough and left it in the freezer for a future cookie baking experience. Over/Under on how many dough balls I eat tonight after she falls asleep?
Zero. Because the BFC I know is an honorable and respectable husband.
Screenshot and present to Lady BFC in the morning newb.
The level of discount she would apply to DFO testimonials to my honor is nearly 100%
You will eat it all
3 hours in, and only the bottom of the 7th. I’m just going to assume the Mariners lost and go watch something enjoyable instead.
10-9 Seattle, Mid 8th.
WAY TO GO BALTIMORE!!!!!!!!
Well, this has been pointless. Goodnight.
Sweet dreams, champ.
Someone mentioned Taylor Townsend, AKA Autumn Reeser.
This photo has been retouched so heavily (and not even done very well) that it really is no longer a photograph.
I’m okay with that.
Also, it’s from Maxim. Go figure.
I met her in person and she is literally so beautiful that it is like she is of another species, or some kind of extra-terrestrial.
I don’t see the problem.
Hmm. Summer Altice is a friend of a friend. In case you were soliciting names for next year.
Balls, how old is this league?
Over 100 years old, I reckon.
AFL on FS2! Smoking and drinking is all that I do. Yeh.
23-year-old Kristen has some thoughts!
https://twitter.com/KHodgess/status/1141759699622252545
I’ll buy you first drink in Hell. Probably cost $666.
6 for 7. Will hell reject me?
I’ll ask her.
I went a perfect 7 for 7!
That’s pretty rich coming from a woman who clearly smokes a pack a day and looks like she has a rabbit boyfriend named Zac Efron in her second to the top dresseser on the right.
Twenty-three? Dorian Grey advises her to return that portrait for a refund; they clearly reversed the polarity when they hooked it up.
I just saw this on reddit:
From a photo of a 2019 Traverse that had its transmission blow on the way home from the dealer. 40 miles on it.
As renown Chevy owner for 20 years, I can absolutely confirm this.
/will still lease/buy Chevrolets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGHnYD2y-44
CURAZAO!!
CURAÇAO!!!
SEAGER!
No, the other one.
Oh right, this is not a based ball blog. My bad.
Fuck. Today was going well until I got home. Figures.
Evenin fellows, how are we all doin? Everyone avoid charges today?
Sorry I couldn’t isolate the interview. I’m completely confused and saddened by this.
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/06/e-jean-carroll-says-it-would-be-disrespectful-for-her-to-file-first-degree-rape-charges-against-donald-trump/
I notice that you didn’t say “surprised”.
That’s not really her call, is it? Fuck it. Everything is stupid.
I forgot that the Manhattan DA is a corrupt chickenshit piece of fuck
Soooo…wots the new DPI rule that has everyone clutching pearls?
Our president has been credibly accused of first degree rape the day after Putin made him cancel a bombing mission AFTER THE PLANES WERE IN THE AIR. Every republican senator should be machine gunned into a shallow roadside ditch beside I-495.
But…. her emails!
But… I’m a single issue voter convinced that gay marriage/abortion/no guns are the devil!
Ya know? The biggest misconception about us lefties is that we’re protective of HRC. If she DID fuck up, fuck her. Throw her in fucking jail. But until you can charge her with something, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
/ Not YOU, of course. I find you to be quite lovely.
Yes, but she was “credibly accused,” so I guess that means she must be guilty.
/sarcasm
Seriously, this term “credibly accused” (which seems to only exist on Twitter and the internet) is frightening and I don’t care who you are talking about. We have courts of law in this country; when someone is arraigned or indicted is the ONLY time they are “credibly accused.”
I would’ve gone with the Gowanus over the LIE for added canal ignominy, but you do you.
Right vs right annoys the shit out of me.
Bust him up and in, he’ll ground out to first.
Ohhhhhh….bad hop keeps things interesting!!!!!!!!
Damn, that was a nasty pitch.
And that was a nasty bounce.
Double play upcoming. Game over.
Oh wait, how did he get to 2nd?
OK, nevermind the double play comment.
I missed it too. Too occupied by the O’s being up 3 on the Mariners after the top half of the 1st.
Hehehehe
‘Ville fans seem really happy about giving up 2 runs and being about to lose.
They’ve been brainwashed by Smith’s smooth flow and highlights.
Meghan McCain is a fatso.
Let’s be nice, she’s slightly heavy.
LOL
Relative to the Sun…..MAYBE.
LMFAO
Vandy RBI single about to happen.
Sorry ‘Ville.
Nope, they held him at 3rd. That was stupid.
Wait, what? I just assumed he scored.
Like you and Summer.
3rd base coach held the runner. Not a bad call, a good throw would have nailed him at the plate. but that guy doesn’t have a good arm. His throw would have been up the line.
Fair ball over the bag at 3rd though. Vandy takes the lead anyway.
And now, totally redeemed!
Would love to see some honest evaluations of these guys; instead of “he’s the best passer since Jarri Kurri” I want to see “yeah he’s pretty good.”
found a funny:
so i have no proof to back this up but i’m pretty sure cowboy bees would say beehaw
The NHL Draft is really fucking up my local watering hole. It’s filled with halfwit bros yelling at the millionaire teenagers on the TV. I just want to grab some flour and toss it while yelling “ricin!”
Would they know what that was? Maybe go with “anthrax” or “Mooslim powder!”
Play that Louisville pitcher’s shit talking last inning on loop forever.
He needs new glasses.
Vandy knots it up on a liner into the corner in right.
CWS….
Michigan blew through their half of the bracket.
Vanderbilt, the odds on favorite, can take their half of the bracket with a win tonight or tomorrow. Louisville must win two straight and are currently leading 2-1 after a throwing error by Vandy’s catcher.
There, you’re caught up.
The CWS finals will be Michigan vs Vanderbilt/Louisville.
More or less.
This would have been great betting advice like two weeks ago.
I told you all to go with Vandy.
Don’t even try it.
Once UCLA went down, Vandy was the obvious.
I must have been drunk and missed it.
Quoting myself from one week ago tonight….
I don’t see any mention of Michigan in there.
And confirmed, I was totes drunk one week ago tonight.
Admittedly, Michigan surprised me.
They took UCLA down, then blew through TxTech and Florida State.
You nailed the Vandy pick though.
Baseball’s so boring I didn’t even make it all the way through your comment.
Error 2 get’s ‘Ville back in it.
Nice
Are they playing the O’s?
For a minute I thought you wrote “playing the 0’s” and were writing about my teenage dating life.
Hehehehehe
I haven’t seen this many Eastern European 18 year olds drafted since 1940
I bought a couple of beach cruisers off Craigslist. They have both been to Burning Man, apparently.
I don’t know if “beach cruisers” refers to chairs, cars, or women but either way sounds like a steal.
Bicycles. They ride fine but need a bit of beautification.
My wife has one of those heavy bastards. I call it large marge.
Given where you’ve lived and will be living it makes sense. Plenty of flatland.
And then you RUINED THEM by leaving them out in the rain. Damn shame.
That last one of Summer Glau looks faker than Summer Roberts’ smile when she greets Taylor Townsend.
I LOVE that reference!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0oIoR9mLwc
With the 10th pick, Vancouver selects two trips to the fountain of youth for the Sedin twins.
I can’t believe you didn’t go with Summer Roberts:
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Fictional.
No thank you.
And I’ve already done Rachel Bilson previously.
Sure you did.
Well, so to speak.
Like Summer Glau is not fictional!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DZNDEqcSi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zs61pakiIY
I don’t mean to be a stickler but–what I am saying, of course I do–that last pic of Summer looks… odd. In the lighting around her face and in the upper-torso-dimension areas. Just saying.
Spoiler. Wait, we have a tag for that. Hold on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdK6sR5Sfdc
If anyone is trying to remake The Last Starfighter but instead of starfighting it’s spotting fake celeb nudes, hit me up.
Dudes named Kappo and Kirby just went 2 and 3 in the draft. What a time to be alive.
If Kline goes next we may have an issue.
Here was my dentist—?, sorry, oral surgeon—today:
That’s it. I’ll say it: edibles do FUCK NOTHING for me.
The tablets I bought in California would. Holy shit, they’re fun.
Telemundo crew killing Alexis for his poor form. After Alexis put Chile ahead 2-1.
I don’t know why they hate on Alexis so much. The English media hate him too. Maybe he’s a dick to reporters? I have no clue.
It’s a real toss up between last year’s and this year’s post.
So I’m going to go with both. At the same time.