Your Second Annual “Solstice, Schmolstice” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Yep.  Another year, another first day of Summer again.  Which means I get to experience heat and humidity, and sweat and be uncomfortable, for another four months.  Yay.

Last year on the summer solstice, we honoured Summer Glau.

Which was fun.  We like her a lot.

And holy shit, I can’t believe that’s already been a year ago.  Wow.  Obviously, she misses me.

Anywhoooooo…..

This year we’re not featuring one particular “Summer”.  Though there are a few who would qualify nicely.

But no, this year, it’s just simply lovelies who are participating in Summer recreational activities.  But first, one more of Summer Glau…

OK, now I’m beginning to think that I should just do Summer Glau every June 21st.

Phrasing.

/would happily do Summer Glau once per year….or more….even while sweating

Sports Which Will Get You Overheated 2Nite

MLB

  • Houston @ NYY – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
  • Atlanta @ Washington – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

A Football Life

If you’ve never watched this series, you should.  It’s very well done.

Tonight we have Emmitt Smith at 8:00pmEDT, Jerome Bettis at 9:00pmEDT, and Curtis Martin at 10:00pmEDT.  All are on NFLN.

NHL Draft

Oh come on, that’s funny!!!!!  You can’t pronounce their names, or even the countries they live in.  It’s good for a laugh.

  • NBCSN – 8:00pmEDT

NCAA Baseball College World Series

  • Vanderbilt vs Louisville – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN

‘Ville must win two straight to stay alive.  Otherwise it will be Vandy and Michigan in the best of three final series.

Yeah It’s More Or Less Beaches And Bikinis – Part X

Like you mind?

(and as sometimes happens, I do know one of these lovely ladies personally….be nice)

Enjoy…

I don’t know about you, but I am sweating a little.

Damn you Summer!!!!!

Stay hydrated, everyone!!!!!

Love ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Famous Men’s Room Graffiti:

Here I sat
Lonely hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Is one of the prizes a hand transcribed post in your infamous notebook?

I would subscribe for that.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I’ve made it folks. I’ve arrived.

It really happened!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

You may now proceed in life, confident and brave.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

This is a higher honor than being bannered. I’ll cherish this photo for lyfe.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m officially jealous

Senor Weaselo

Shit, that beats anything the notorious Bathroom Poet wrote in my high school bathroom. Including that!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Welp, Lady BFC made cookie dough and left it in the freezer for a future cookie baking experience. Over/Under on how many dough balls I eat tonight after she falls asleep?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Zero. Because the BFC I know is an honorable and respectable husband.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Screenshot and present to Lady BFC in the morning newb.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The level of discount she would apply to DFO testimonials to my honor is nearly 100%

Wakezilla

You will eat it all

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

3 hours in, and only the bottom of the 7th. I’m just going to assume the Mariners lost and go watch something enjoyable instead.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Well, this has been pointless. Goodnight.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Sweet dreams, champ.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Someone mentioned Taylor Townsend, AKA Autumn Reeser.
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

This photo has been retouched so heavily (and not even done very well) that it really is no longer a photograph.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’m okay with that.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Also, it’s from Maxim. Go figure.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I met her in person and she is literally so beautiful that it is like she is of another species, or some kind of extra-terrestrial.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Hmm. Summer Altice is a friend of a friend. In case you were soliciting names for next year.

Fronkenshteen

Balls, how old is this league?

ballsofsteelandfury

Over 100 years old, I reckon.

Fronkenshteen

AFL on FS2! Smoking and drinking is all that I do. Yeh.

WCS

23-year-old Kristen has some thoughts!

https://twitter.com/KHodgess/status/1141759699622252545

I’ll buy you first drink in Hell. Probably cost $666.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

6 for 7. Will hell reject me?

WCS

I’ll ask her.

ballsofsteelandfury

I went a perfect 7 for 7!

Wakezilla

That’s pretty rich coming from a woman who clearly smokes a pack a day and looks like she has a rabbit boyfriend named Zac Efron in her second to the top dresseser on the right.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Twenty-three? Dorian Grey advises her to return that portrait for a refund; they clearly reversed the polarity when they hooked it up.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I just saw this on reddit:

80% of all Chevys sold are still on the road.

The other 20% made it home.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

From a photo of a 2019 Traverse that had its transmission blow on the way home from the dealer. 40 miles on it.

WCS

As renown Chevy owner for 20 years, I can absolutely confirm this.

/will still lease/buy Chevrolets

ballsofsteelandfury

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ballsofsteelandfury

CURAZAO!!

CURAÇAO!!!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

SEAGER!

No, the other one.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Oh right, this is not a based ball blog. My bad.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Fuck. Today was going well until I got home. Figures.

litre_cola

Evenin fellows, how are we all doin? Everyone avoid charges today?

Fronkenshteen
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I notice that you didn’t say “surprised”.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

That’s not really her call, is it? Fuck it. Everything is stupid.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I forgot that the Manhattan DA is a corrupt chickenshit piece of fuck

Fronkenshteen

Soooo…wots the new DPI rule that has everyone clutching pearls?

Fronkenshteen

Our president has been credibly accused of first degree rape the day after Putin made him cancel a bombing mission AFTER THE PLANES WERE IN THE AIR. Every republican senator should be machine gunned into a shallow roadside ditch beside I-495.

WCS

But…. her emails!

herodotus450
herodotus450

But… I’m a single issue voter convinced that gay marriage/abortion/no guns are the devil!

Fronkenshteen

Ya know? The biggest misconception about us lefties is that we’re protective of HRC. If she DID fuck up, fuck her. Throw her in fucking jail. But until you can charge her with something, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
/ Not YOU, of course. I find you to be quite lovely.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Yes, but she was “credibly accused,” so I guess that means she must be guilty.

/sarcasm

Seriously, this term “credibly accused” (which seems to only exist on Twitter and the internet) is frightening and I don’t care who you are talking about. We have courts of law in this country; when someone is arraigned or indicted is the ONLY time they are “credibly accused.”

Senor Weaselo

I would’ve gone with the Gowanus over the LIE for added canal ignominy, but you do you.

blaxabbath

Meghan McCain is a fatso.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Would love to see some honest evaluations of these guys; instead of “he’s the best passer since Jarri Kurri” I want to see “yeah he’s pretty good.”

rockingdog
rockingdog

found a funny:
so i have no proof to back this up but i’m pretty sure cowboy bees would say beehaw

Beerguyrob

The NHL Draft is really fucking up my local watering hole. It’s filled with halfwit bros yelling at the millionaire teenagers on the TV. I just want to grab some flour and toss it while yelling “ricin!”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Would they know what that was? Maybe go with “anthrax” or “Mooslim powder!”

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Play that Louisville pitcher’s shit talking last inning on loop forever.

herodotus450
herodotus450

I haven’t seen this many Eastern European 18 year olds drafted since 1940

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I bought a couple of beach cruisers off Craigslist. They have both been to Burning Man, apparently.

herodotus450
herodotus450

I don’t know if “beach cruisers” refers to chairs, cars, or women but either way sounds like a steal.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Bicycles. They ride fine but need a bit of beautification.

blaxabbath

My wife has one of those heavy bastards. I call it large marge.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Given where you’ve lived and will be living it makes sense. Plenty of flatland.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

And then you RUINED THEM by leaving them out in the rain. Damn shame.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That last one of Summer Glau looks faker than Summer Roberts’ smile when she greets Taylor Townsend.

ballsofsteelandfury

I LOVE that reference!

ballsofsteelandfury

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herodotus450
herodotus450

With the 10th pick, Vancouver selects two trips to the fountain of youth for the Sedin twins.

ballsofsteelandfury

I can’t believe you didn’t go with Summer Roberts:
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herodotus450
herodotus450

I don’t mean to be a stickler but–what I am saying, of course I do–that last pic of Summer looks… odd. In the lighting around her face and in the upper-torso-dimension areas. Just saying.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Spoiler. Wait, we have a tag for that. Hold on.

Spoiler
It’s a fake. Her tits aren’t that big.

herodotus450
herodotus450

If anyone is trying to remake The Last Starfighter but instead of starfighting it’s spotting fake celeb nudes, hit me up.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Dudes named Kappo and Kirby just went 2 and 3 in the draft. What a time to be alive.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

If Kline goes next we may have an issue.

Don T

Here was my dentist—🙄, sorry, oral surgeon—today:
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Don T

That’s it. I’ll say it: edibles do FUCK NOTHING for me.
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Don T

Telemundo crew killing Alexis for his poor form. After Alexis put Chile ahead 2-1.
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ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t know why they hate on Alexis so much. The English media hate him too. Maybe he’s a dick to reporters? I have no clue.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

It’s a real toss up between last year’s and this year’s post.

So I’m going to go with both. At the same time.