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Today’s topic comes to us courtesy of our own Litre_cola, who shared the above advertisement in the backroom and got my wheels spinning.
As you know by now, I’ve got… questions.
- What’s “gst”?
- Is it weird that that’s the first question I asked?
- Should I update my wardrobe to add more black shirts, white ties, and white pants?
- Don’t you think the ladies would be all over me like they most likely are with these dudes?
- Is black shirt-white tie- white pants Tim Tebow the lead singer or the bass player?
- Seems like Tim Tebow would wanna play the bass, right?
- Do you think Peter Hook has ever circumsized Filipinos?
- Are you as surprised as me that the “Dirty Stay Package” doesn’t include a hooker?
- Wait, so if you get the “Dirty Stay Package”, does that mean you get to participate in the Burger Buffet AND the Breakfast Buffet?!?
- That’s a heck of a value, isn’t it?
- How many dudes are taking their Canadian wives/mistresses/girlfriends to the Camrose Resort Casino for the Dirty Stay Package and telling them that anal is obligatory because it’s the “Dirty Stay Package”?
- It would be disrespectful to the casino NOT to offer up the back door at that point, don’t you think?
- How crowded is the bathroom going to be from 8:30 PM to 9:00 PM?
- Do you think the province of Alberta will be releasing water from the dams to prepare for the “demand”?
- Is the Breakfast Buffet the next day simply the leftovers from the “Burger Buffet” from the night before?
- Like, wouldn’t you at least substitute a sausage patty for the beef in the burger?
- And like add maple syrup, a couple of eggs, and some hot sauce?
- Is anyone else thinking I just invented an awesome breakfast buffet?
- Much better than your standard Hampton Inn Waffle Station/Breakfast Buffet, don’t you think?
20. Why don’t Hampton Inns have legalized gambling like the Camrose?
21. Is it because Mallory Van De Hampton from East Hampton is pissed off that Judy Beekman from West Hampton got tickets to see Dirty White Boys and she didn’t?
22. You’re totally doing an incognito Pornhub search for Dirty White Girls, aren’t you?
23. What would Hippo say are the odds that 9 out of 10 video results are interracial?
24. Is that raycess?
25. Do you think it’s urgent to go see this show?
(76/69)
Chile- Uruguay would have been a much better game with something for both teams to play for…
I have leanred that “Starting Lineup” in Mexican is sommet like “Alineacion Titular”
now watching “Mexican Wal-Mart” ad, somewhere a MAGA-head done blowed up
This is it.
Ya had all the chances and ya couldn’t convert, “Most Talented Canadian Women’s Team Ever”. Ah, well.
Sweden was just so, so much faster. Like lightbong bolt valkyries out there.
The breast team won.
How many times can the Canuckians kick an opportunity way, way over the crossbar?
The answer is ‘several’.
where’s Mr. Ayo?
oh, sweet #6, she’ll shiv you with a smile
Sweden’s subs are EVEN HOTTER!!
-Quizno’s, introducing their new “Lingonberry/Ghost Pepper” Sammie.
uff da! says me colon
fuckballs
if any consolation, y’all lost to the hottest team
that’s gotta be a PK.
because this torneo is getting ruined by all the soft penalties given
WOO!! I bet on Sverige, sorry Canadia delegation (y’all looked shaky in the group stages)
Somebody: “Hey, two years from now you’ll be ducking out of work to watch soccer.”
Me: “You mean football, right?”
Somebody: “No, soccer.”
Me: “Yeah right.”
Somebody: “Women’s soccer.”
Me: “I’m really looking forward to women’s topless soccer!”
Damn Nordic Blondies are good at the defensing.
I always have trouble getting statuesque blondes to sleep with me too.
It’s their innate ability to refuse a third drink that always gets to me.
6 for Sweden is sexy AND mean. Hippo LOVE!!
Best Girls applying pressure.
Masterful Segue Incoming-
Speaking of Canadia, anyone salivating over the women and the soccering?
HAI THERE!
these are probably my two favourite nation-states right here, maybe I like Iceland equally well.
GST is “Gosh, Sorry. Tax”
Mmm. Who doesn’t like prying pre-made hastily-grilled hamburger patties apart with tongs out of a chafing dish? (This is standard fare for the low-end corporate “tailgate” events and boxes and they’re as delicious as you can imagine them to be. But I’ve still killed those fuckers because piggy gonna pig.)
The UNM stadium isn’t necessarily the saddest Division 1 stadium in America, but it has to be up there. There are high schools (in Texas) that outsell the the stadium’s capacity and highest-attended games with more than 24,000 people.
Legion Field in Birmingham has definitely got to be up there.
Fun Fact: Foreigner tribute bands in the U.S. have recently been rounded up and put in “Interntainment Camps”. The plaintive cries of the lead singers can be heard from miles away if the wind is blowing just right.
I think that’s called the “Get Your Package Dirty Package”.
GST is tax. 5%.
I guarantee this will be well attended as Camrose is a typical red neck prairie town. Me thinks that is the only way that they could get away with that name.
In Canadia is is the Quebecoise who are known for their affinity of back door shenanigans.
This checks oot:
Why blur out the evidence of the Vikings sex boat?