Perhaps I spoke hastily. The Pre-Vegas/K.C. tilt could and should have a fair amount of scoring so that’s nice. But the other two? Definite stinker material. Shall we keep an eye on them because fantasy? We Shall.
TO THE GAMES!
Rams/Cards:
Goff didn’t throw a single TD pass the entire month of November so I dropped his sorry ass a while ago. Everything has to be ‘just so’ for him to excel and McVay’s O has been scrutinized and the league has adjusted. It’s your move now, Sean. Also occupying ‘derriere’ status is David Johnson-since week 7 he’s had 7 touches for 12 yards. That’s one hell of a come-down for a second round fantasy pick. I’ll be astounded if he doesn’t have off-season surgery for some condition that has been kept under wraps.
Chargers/Broncos:
Another Elway qb pick makes his first NFL start today and not much is expected of Drew Lock. At this point, if there was a qb in the draft by the name of Dumb Bigarm, you’d know that Elway would trade up to get him. This doesn’t look like a good week to play the wr’s in this game due to Lock’s accuracy issues and the fact that when Harris Jr. goes on ‘shadow’ duty, his opponent grabs about 3.5 balls per game.
Raiders/Chiefs:
This looks like a ‘First to 50’ type of contest. The Chiefs can’t defend the run and the Raiders pass defense is as close to non-existent as one can get-Mahomes went for 443/4 the last time these two danced. If you’re looking for a sneaky streamer you may want to take a gander at Zay Jones.
Testify down below.
That was clear PI on the Chargers on the last play, I don’t know what everyone here is talking about
Because they never call that on Hail Maries. If they did, half the Hail Mary attempts would have PI called either way.
I wasn’t watching that game until I noticed there was a chance for a Chargers comeback, so I’ll GLADLY take credit for jinxing them.
Rivers hasn’t been this mad about defensive interference since that time Tiffany suggested a diaphragm.
Banner
Lol chargers….
BS call. let them play
What a garbage call. Greg Louganis never dove that well.
But it’s against Spanos, so fuck ’em.
Chargers should just reach out to all the piss pig masochists in LA’s BDSM scene and try to convince them that even more misery can be theirs.
BLEERGH! is most pleased
WHAT THE FUCK?!
SHANK-LOR stirs from his nap?
Nope…
BLEERGH just gave Her a glass of warm milk and sent Her back to bed.
With a handjob thrown in for good measure.
Chargers just HAVE to win this one in order to have their wild card berth destiny in their hands in week 17 and choke it the fuck away
BOLTMAN! demands the most crushing of failures!
The Lord Provides!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah-jireh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKurInYnovU
Holy fuck that catch!
just nutso
BLEERGH still haven’t forgiven the Chargers from bolting from San Diego.
RIP Irving Burgie
Daylight came and he went and gone home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDY5oGHiXtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFRbm1zuXA4
Is this Rivers last year?
To have kids? His wife hopes so…
I never knew Alexander Johnson had a signature celebration, called a dinosaur dance
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Honestly I think you could time Rivers’s passes with a calendar.
These fucking Browns….
I hate to admit this, but if it wasn’t for the Ravens offensive crazy show with Lamar (fuck I still can’t believe that kid is only in his second year), Mike Tomlin should be head coach of the year.
He has a guy cut from the cast of Duck Dynasty winning games. What is he on….his forth QB?
They ain’t doing shit against real teams but give him credit….the Jets couldn’t beat the Bungles…
THIS KC DEFENSE, I CALL A DEMOLITION DERBY BECAUSE THEY’RE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF A CARR AND HAVING FUN DOING IT!
C’mon CBS, stop fucking around and just switch from this Kansas City ShitShow over to the one-score game in Denver.
Ask, and ye shall receive.
C’mon Mega Millions, stop fucking around and just select my numbers.
Cowboys with back to back Thursday games.
The Bearistocrats as well.
Dallas finally has to play an away TNF game, but it doesn’t even have the disadvantage of a short week. Dallas has been getting preferential treatment for decades.
Williams got sniped.
I was doing a headfirst dive into bourble last night even before our guests came. So I did the smart thing, started pounding cheap beer. I almost fell into the firepit. Luckily, pizza and chili saved me. I still feel not that great.
Pizza, chili and cheap beer? Pretty sure those are precursor ingredients for biologic/chemical weapons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyDVUA-t5xU
Hey look, the Raiders are already halfway there! All they need is a 5!
Where’s the decimal point?
50 yards?
What the fuck was that?
Since Raiders fans have nothing else going for them: https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/v4lpqg0o/
That’s a perfect Raiders fan expression
Needs at least two prison tats on the face….
I should go outside, but I also want a nap
Angry Donk Kicker
Halftime jam time! Think I can make a dispensary run and get back before the 2nd-half kickoff? We’ll find out!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XySsDPfGPXo
So high, it means it didn’t happen rights?
I’m going to work tomorrow. Thank fucking Christ. My kids should be sent to Vietnam so they can make shoes.
I need new workout shoes so get em on that. I don’t want pay a lot.
Methinks the Chefs have That’s Rikki’s Raiders!! figured out. Could Donks WOO!! make a charge for 2nd??
Dude goes to the trouble to make a headband, and spells it “MOHOMES”.
Coulda been worse. Coulda been “Mohomos”.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gi51HmBUpB4/UhNwoznYyjI/AAAAAAAANcw/MB9-5gLfN8w/s1600/broncos+sexy-madden-2013-girls-17.jpg
WHY THE HELL COULD KELCE NOT MAKE CATCHES LIKE THAT TWO YEARS AGO WHEN I HAD HIM????
Because you touch yourself.
Hell, I’d have touched Kelce if he could have caught a fucking ball two years ago.
PeyPey SINGS!
Hang-ing-up-the-bollo-TIE!
Why is Colin Cowherd on mah TV?
’cause you’ve lived a life of sin and this your eternal punishment in Hell? TV’s playing just Cowturd, Dan Fouts and Phil Simms … FOR ALL OF ETERNITY
YOU CAN’T PROVE THAT!!!!!
HIPPO LOVES BEING WRONG WOO!!!
Not when there’s moneychecks involved.
When the pills hit, money becomes immaterial
picked up mah 100-count on Wednesday, ho ho ho!
Are the Pauls good for anything? Fuck Cleveland!
Sure, why not?
She needs to buy some vowels.
VANNA!!!!!! Where is that girl when you need her?
Maybe she’s a native born Cymraeg-speaker from Wales. They don’t have much use for vowels, IIRC.
Misspeller and enabler: AWAY
Does Mila Kunis have an opinion on Quid Pro Quo?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Time to send the AIDS.
Errrrr….I mean aid.
#NotWeak!
Sorry, but …. what do people see in her? … Just … nope…
Now, the lovely miss Vinnick…. that I get
She seems nice.
Ukrainian marinated in the lovely Oop North of Canadia, can pass for (and played) a Viking … and can kick ass (literally), ’cause apparently she has some dojo (or dojos?) as a side business 😀
I always like a girl who can beat up the people I piss off.
Ukrainian born and raised
All these chicks will be as big as houses in ten years.
Yeah. I’m trying not to tell tWBS to google Mila Kunis’s mother
Someone’s getting a handjob outta frame or is Jonny having a stroke?
He got a hold of Trump’s”bronzer”…
EZ Cheez.
Little Known Fact: This is RTD on vacay.
Gotta love Raider girls!
Yep. Otherwise they’ll stab you.
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/v4lpqg0o/
Mahomes and Company are gonna roll over Mascara Boy and his pals, why did I expect otherwise?
Woohoo, here comes last place, Clippers du Merde!!
Andy Reid Lost the coach’s challenge… Isn’t that like a redundant statement?
Almost as rhetorical question for him as “Would you like dessert with that?”
Or “Do you mind if I practice abysmal clock management in crunch time?”
Would you like those were wings grilled or fried sir
Fried once or thrice?
Looks uncatchable to me.
A Wentz pass?
Well, I was referring to the call in KC, but yeah.
It Wentz past the receiver?
Atletico Madrid 0 – 0 Barcelona at halftime
Fantastic Lesser Footy game going on in Madrid, it’s been equal to Bal-SF honestly. Just look at this insane cross by Joao Felix, and an equally insane save by ter Stegen: https://www.beinsports.com/us/laliga/video/ter-stegen-denies-atleti-with-wonder-save/1359383/amp
And the Messi goal that saves Barça’s hide!
No kidding! I thought Atleti was the better team, they deserved at least a point.
Ter Stegen was really the Man of the Match. Without him, Barça lose.
Vaya con Dios