Welcome to July (or Jew-LIE!!!! if from Mississippi), with Lesser Footy now back in full swing. Most of the fixtures are even watchable now!
First, a tribute. Pretend Man City (2048-49 season) just signed a shit-hot new Keeper, England’s #1 at the age of 23. He’s 6’4″ and Black Like Me (in the game), with the first name Ricardo. This reminded one of a certain, beloved Portland Commentist….so he has earned the moniker Big Black Ricardo! More on how he develops as Pretend Time marches on.
Back to reality, you say? U noe u setting your alarm for Norwich/Brighton (7:30, NBCSN). Yes, is the Trash Birds Derby! 20th and 15th in the Table (respectively), so while it ain’t quite a “Classic Six Pointer” – is close enough.
Palace and Leicester (10:00) are your only NBC Gold matchup, with Manure/Cherries the NBCSN choice. Fuck, how I love that the Premiership is spreading out start times better, for MOAR teevee exposure. We need the content!
In the Spotlight Dance timeslot, you get a fun, important tie (Gooners v. Wolves, 12:30). But alas, it’s on NBCSN only. Hey, no need to flip channels to stick with Rebecc-ur and the boys! Moose Hornets are away to reeling Chelski (3:00, NBCSN) to wrap up your day. It’s a good, full slate.
You also get 4 matches for Sunday Funday, all on NBCSN except City/Saints (2:00, NBC), which should be a bloodening.
Enjoy the action, even if you have to wait for Monday Night Footy for one’s Toffee fix (away to Spurs, 3:00, NBCSN). Don Carlo Ancelotti has been an absolute wizard on Merseyside, especially after the #NuAIDS layoff. And how one loves seeing Mourinho in his managerial death throes.
Hey, remember last year when like the entire Dirt Giants team got injured at one point or another from not-corona? It’s happening… again.
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/29410636/yankees-masahiro-tanaka-struck-head-line-drive-training-camp
The Godfathers might be related to this post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO5dcW0P75M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6t6zjFwVds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIgJs0Hwp6E
Oof!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n03g8nsaBro
Pretty much sums up the last 6-1/2 months of my life.
Found a cool:
Websites that look like desktop GUI’s
https://simone.computer/#/webdesktops
/watching the end of ‘Brewster’s Millions’ It’s far better than I remembered.
Yinz hate us cuz yinz anus!
Since we have no food due to returning from a vacation. To honor (no U) you lot I just ordered 2 grease wheels from Pizza Hut. Happy 4th of July to you folk.
The beach is indeed closed today but I was able to walk parallel with it and got 4 plus miles in today. Bread’s rising, got some meat to grind and a grill to fire up.
Happy 4th folks and happy 4th birthday littlest right my youngest granddaughter.
That’s a lot of 4s.
I’ve dated a lot of 4s
Bragger.
Happy birthday wee right!
I’m pouring ice cold Corona beer into cans of ice cold Blueberry Ice Tea because nothing matters anymore. Change My Mind!
If you don’t dump at least some of that tea in a harbor or other sufficiently large body of water, me and my French and Polish buddies are gonna have to pay you a visit in 3-5 years, depending on the severity of the intervening winters.
[cobbles together a huge, I mean, a FUCKING huge amount of land]
Just try to come at me, bro. Uh, please.
Whatever. Dude can’t get anything done without Peter Thiel’s support.
Wonder what that billing rate is.
Stamford Bridge!? Hold up.
(runs “sudo apt-get install 1066-Norman-Invasion-Jokes-(but-the-funny-ones)”)
Ok… continue.
NERD!!!
Do you want to know something about Stamford Bridge?
It’s not really a bridge and isn’t actually in Stamford?
It’s also not a massive crater, but the night is still young?
Close!
/well played sir
“The Lawn? You gotta think bigger than that!”
-Jane Jacobs
“I…… just……. can’t……”
-My lawnmower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWf5FYSK7Yc
Willian with the PK
NICE. 2-0 CHELSEA!
Americans taking over soccer now? It’s a 4th of July Miracle!
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
yea Giroud!!!
chelski up 1-0
2-0 now
finished reading my book.
now onto the match!
Goooooo Chelski!
“My Book?” What’s the title? “All rockindogs go to heaven”?
Advanced Doggeh-Sutra for hominids?
The Hot Zone
by Richard Preston
I’ve read that a couple of times. Talk about dodging a bullet.
“Meh, just the flu.”
-*certain* people.
“THE WHAT?!?”
-Kenny Logins
Based on the title, I’m assuming that it’s NOT a book about the Indianapolis singles scene.
#FatHumpsLivesMatter
By the way, Happy July 4th to all American-inclined DFOers (and a happy 77th anniversary of the beginning of the Battle of Kursk where Germany’s “hopes” to win WW2 actually died) !
They…….. tanked.
They finished last but did draft wisely when they picked up Marshall Plan.
“Last?”
-Poland
Censor: “Uh, Mr. Henson, we can’t allow this. Not at all.”
J. Henson: [shrugs] “Talk to the hand.”
Henson’s ghost; “2020.”
Censor: “JESUS FUCKING HORATIO CHRIST!!”
Thank you Mr. C.S. Lewis for this shitty reference.
You rang?