Sexy Friday, last Friday in July 2020 edition

I know that beerguyrob does an awesome job of getting information for you guys on what’s on the TV that you can watch. I usually don’t bother with that because:

  • I’m lazy
  • Yeah, that’s pretty much it.

Given the fact that sports are now back in action, that doesn’t seem to be the right approach. So, I present to you my half-assed take on what’s on tonight:

There is exhibition hockey on the NHL Network and NBCSN in advance of the real games starting August 1.

There is baseball on MLB Network and various regional sports networks until everyone gets Covid and MLB shuts down.

There is an MLS IS BACK tourney game between LAFC and Orlando on FS1.

There is Liga MX fútbol on TUDN.

Finally, and saving the best for last, there is AFL action at 9:35 PM Pacific on the Watch AFL app and a little after midnight Pacific on FS1.

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Today, I will be showing you Tik Tok girls that have something in common, but I won’t tell you what it is. It’s another hidden theme and we’ll see if anyone can guess it.

Without further ado, here are this week’s dirty dirty Tik Tok girls. Enjoy:

Any similarity to Ivanka is strictly coincidental.
That’s a great facial expression.
Love Hot Mom Harley!
Yeah you did!
A jugar pues!
Hawaii slang is interesting.
I think I could put a ring in there to free up her arm and get the same effect.
Honey, you’re latina. Your everything is a hot sexy mess.
That’s a nicely composed picture.
What are you putting in my face?
Have I mentioned that I love a girl in a leopard skin print?
Again with the in my face? Okay, if you insist…
I love watermelon!
Interesting background…
Yup yup yup!

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I’m taking a break from the music stuff this week because next Friday’s Sexy Friday will be AFL-focused, so we would not have had any music then either.

Why take one week off when you can take two?

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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blaxabbath

Blaxito is enjoying Minions these days. It’s a broadcast (I know…) I do not really mind having on in the background.

WCS

The Lil’ WCers’ show these days are youtube videos of Disney princess dolls being acted by children. They love it.

It is even more inane than that reads.

litre_cola

Peppa Pig over here. He pronounced it Tomahtoes the other day. I laughed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Is Stephen Miller one of those or are you talking something else?

litre_cola

Bout that time.

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litre_cola

Si!

I do watch it with commentary on. I enjoy the enthusiasm.

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litre_cola

This game turned into SexiMxi futbol in a hurry.

litre_cola

I am hooked. You know this.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She keeps her bong clean, so you don’t get that clog blowing backwash of old water, so…

Gratliff

Spending Friday night like every other virile alpha male does: Watching 70’s mecha anime
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Viva La Tabula Raza

IS A HOT DOG A SANDWICH!?!?

WCS

DID ANTONIO GATES PLAY BASKETBALL!?!

IS JEROME BETTIS FROM DETRIOT?!
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litre_cola

Did you know they throw fish in Seattle?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

WHY HAS NO ON EVER MENTIONED THIS BEFORE

Horatio Cornblower

Honest to Christ, I never realized that anyone gave this much of a shit, one way or the other, about Billy Goddamn Idol. He was a mediocre pop-punk 80’s guy who had a couple of hits and then faded away about the same time MTV stopped showing videos.

Now, allow me to share my opinion as to why The Scorpions should be hunted for sport:
/unfurls scroll, which rolls down 32 stairs, out the front door, and into the street

Item the first:

Gratliff

*pretentious whistling intensifies*

Beastmode Ate My Baby

NOW YOU JUST HOLD ON THERE

King Hippo

People just REALLY get pissy with you when you say you don’t like Billy Idol. I just missed the meeting when that was agreed.

/I do just have a bit of a bug up my ass sometimes about singers who can’t really sing (and people shaming me for “not getting it”)

//he’s welcome to make all the moneys he likes, I don’t begrudge it

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Gratliff

I blame The Wedding Singer

King Hippo

oh, I begrudge THE HAYELL out of Adam Sandler’s bank account

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I blame Bob Seger for Hippo’s weirdness.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Who cares if you don’t like him. It is making him out to be the Hitler of the 80s that is fucking stupid.

Viva La Tabula Raza

In four years of naval service, my ship’s medical officer could not treat the Schenkers I got from Scorpions, MSG, or UFO. That’s why I’m quite mad now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Correct. I think he spent all his money from then too.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

It hit something like 109 here this week. Ridiculously hot. I want to know who’s in charge of this nonsense, so I can sic a Karen on them.

Horatio Cornblower

Got up in the high 90’s with Florida humidity here in CT this week, and everyone declared war on the power company because their rates tripled.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

We’re lucky on that end, thanks to hydro and nukes. And this area does get hot, but this week was unusually so.

Damn Chinese hoaxes…

Horatio Cornblower

The big deal was that the power company jacked up everyone’s delivery charge, so even though people were using roughly the same amounts as a year ago this time, a $250 bill was going to $450 or more.

The State should told them to knock it off and took back their rate increase from last month.

I expect rolling blackouts within a week, followed by shrugs and “Whaddaya expect, we gots no moneys” from the power company.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Good lord, that nonsense should be criminal.

And under my Socialist regime, it will be…

Oh! Sorry, daydreaming at the keyboard again.

Horatio Cornblower

Ook! OOK!

blaxabbath

Energy independence is paramount to addressing public corruption.

Gratliff

Middle East is seeing 120’s, which is getting into not compatible with human life territory

Gratliff

Is Washington, D.C., in the Middle East?

Horatio Cornblower

I’ve seen some great shows at The Middle East in Cambridge, MA.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I spent too many years in the Middle East. Many of the people that populate that part of the world are not very admirable.

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Gratliff

I spent too many years in the Middle East. Many of the people that populate that part of the world are not very admirable.

FTFY

Viva La Tabula Raza

Touche, and agreed.

blaxabbath

I spent a year in Afghanistan. They have effectively removed women society. This means boys serve as….how you say….cum dumpsters.

And I don’t say that holding judgement. I say that because there are people around the world — and leading our own country — who operate in a way the average person doesn’t even comprehend.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Get me to the consulate STAT!! – Marc T., parts unknown

Viva La Tabula Raza

I was there 07-08, lived in the Wazir Akhbar Khan in Kabul, officed at Camp Eggers, and made a number of C-130 journeys downrange to look at my projects at Kandahar and Shindand. Certainly a different way of living there than we think they need to live.
We do need to get the fuck out of there.
–Alexander the Great

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litre_cola

Bosstones released an album from there if I remember correctly.

Horatio Cornblower

That wasn’t one of ’em

Wakezilla

Hey Litre, if you’re looking for a good restaurant to eat at for an anniversary dinner or a birthday dinner, check out the Lakehouse in the South East.

litre_cola

Yeah man. Its quite lovely. Feels like you arent in the city. Hope you and the Zillas are well! Ship and Anchor tomorrow for the FA Cup Final

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Give your friends helping hands.

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Horatio Cornblower

Age check on aisle 9; I need an age check on aisle 9.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t be a dumbass, both models have made their way around the circuit.

Viva La Tabula Raza

They signed their waivers, they are legal and legit.
—Ghislaine Maxwell.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The holder is
Name: Emily
Country: Ukraine
Weight: 47kg
Height: 168cm
Born: July, 1993
Occupation: Student

I’m doubting the student part.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Student of philately fellately.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Nice melons.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Corner pocket.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Football or soccer.

WCS

Same difference.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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“We are JUST roommates!”

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Understatement of the year.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They have coffee in the morning.

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WCS

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scotchnaut

“I’m the innocent roommate, she’s the bad one. You’re the pizza boy that stumbled in on us. Interested?”

Horatio Cornblower

It’s a really small room.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

/Horatio makes a “small” comment
//Reply fail due to extreme heat
///Dies of shame

Viva La Tabula Raza

Background music for Lotus vs Apache Gunship challenge segment on Top Gear is Motorhead Ace of Spades. Cool.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

So it’s on a par with a Kia Turbo then? Good to know.

blaxabbath

So America should both:

1) take a hardline approach to battling the nonstop Chinese onslaught on intellectual property theft of US products manufactured in China; and,
2) bring manufacturing back to the US.

And even though (2) effectively negates (1), the GOP is all in on (1) before moving on (2).

And stupid poor white trash is too confused even by this.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I really hate when the NBA refs do something to remind me that it’s all a farce. Case in point: Giannis hits a Celtics player in the stomach so hard that they review the play as a “potential hostile act” … but don’t call a foul on the play because it would foul Giannis out of the game with 2 minutes left.

litre_cola

Update. Balls, this game is nawt SexiMexi

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We all know Balls likes hats on women.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

For some reason, this is more erotic than any of the giant-Kardashian-ass-pix being posted here tonight. Maybe I’m just burnt out. She needs to be careful with that duck-bill though.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No you just like what you like.

Horatio Cornblower

Funny way to spell “restraining order”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s on the label.

litre_cola

Noooooooooo!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The refs in this Celtics game are to Giannis what the GOP Senate is to President Leatherface.

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herodotus450

Hmm, so either puppet masters or lap dogs, still unclear.

scotchnaut

This is a perfectly crafted tune. The rest of his stuff? I’m not his biggest fan but I’m far from a hater.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L9epO3tJT4

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yep.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Me too, it’s fucking stupid. People talk about him not being real punk. FUCKING DUH, listen to the goddamn music, he was pop rock with a dirty boy affectation. People need to get over their idiotic self righteousness.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Hell, Generation X is pure pop. Billy Idol’s hard rock songs really relied on the great Steve Stevens. I enjoy most of his stuff, but those are the ones I listen to most often.

King Hippo

1) Is like punk with its bollocks chopped off; OR

2) Is like a bad David Bowie impersonation, without the creativity and a horrid vocal quality

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

JESUS FUCKING HAYSEED CHRIST! It is neither.It is not even close to punk, and it’s not even attempting to do what Bowie. What the living hell is wrong with your ears?!?!?! [rhetorical]

King Hippo

All taste in music is subjective. That is just what it reminds me of. If you named all the other “greats” in this “pop rock” genre, I probably don’t like them either.

Just like how I don’t have to like mayo, or bro country.

King Hippo

methinks WCS also hates mayo

/WCS is MOAR of a “Dad Rock” guy, but I have moods where I don’t really mind that (and yes, even was ok with Huey Lewis at the time)

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I don’t know what bro country is, and I’m happy in my ignorance.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Absolutely; that’s my fucking point it is subjective. It is stupid to say a certain musician is the scourge of this or that. Except for Kid Rock of course.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

P.S. Bob Seger sucks dog dicks…. THEIR.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I think we can all unite in our hatred of Kid Rock.

And Ted Nugent.

King Hippo

Fire both into the sun.

Horatio Cornblower

Hey, woah, the Sun did nothing to deserve that.

Fire them into Jupiter. Jupiter knows what it did.

litre_cola

This is the correct taek Moose. Nawt punk of any subgenre.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I am not sure why people even think that, I guess his affectations and look. If people want to dislike the guy make it because he was “commercial” or whatever. If one doesn’t like it, that’s fine, but he was classic 80s whatever that was.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

In the early ’80s he did try to capture a punk look (albeit a very stylized, non-punk version of it), but the music was never punk. Like, at all. And no one thought it was, even then.

Yet even now, he still gets labeled as “not really punk,” which, yeah. No shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

And his look was fakey fake. The early Sex Pistols were smelly toads and liked it.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Who hates Billy Idol? And what the hell is wrong with them?

Horatio Cornblower

Talk about a unicorn with shit taste.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A German Unicorn?

Unsurprised

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Storm passed with little drama, nice lightning storm (still ongoing but fading off to the south), 3/4″ of rain in 45 minutes (needed it as always here), couple of blips of power outage, enough to kill wi-fi for a coupla and had to reset the microwave clock. Dog seems to have run out of “the pant of fear,” as well. Off to watch British guys do silly and even stupid shit with cars.

King Hippo

Been as awesome a thunderstorm season as I can recall. Tis the closest I ever feel to God, assuming there is one.

King Hippo

/cue gif of Apu holding up “Gigantic Asses”

LemonJello

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Unsurprised

What a difference time makes
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Unsurprised

Back in the day
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Horatio Cornblower

Our Future Empress had one hell of a drummer back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-lS_Gryk

scotchnaut

[clicks on Horatio’s link]

video unavailable in countries that have their shit together

Ah well…

Horatio Cornblower

It shows up here. Must be the extra Covid on my keyboard.

scotchnaut

Have you tried turning Covid off and then on again?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Clem is amazing.

Weirdly, he was also the shortest-tenured Ramone (under the moniker Elvis Ramone). Evidently his looser style did not fit the band’s method of play.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

shortest-tenured Ramone

Just sounds funny; “YOU ARE NOT OUR BROTHER ANYMORE!”

Horatio Cornblower

Guarantee Johnny was behind it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Is the theme that we can’t see their faces? OR it’s that THEY DON’T HAVE FACES!

WCS

No. Fuck Billy Idol with a rusty crowbar.

Horatio Cornblower

Can we just hit him with it?

Please?

WCS

Absolutely everything. He is the worst “artist” of the ’80s.

King Hippo

I’mma side with Imaginary Yinzer Pal here

Viva La Tabula Raza

Never had much use for him back in the day, though I did not actively hate him. When one of his songs comes on the Sirius XM these days, I always change the station, however.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What the fuck is wrong with you besides the obvious? May you be starving with only mayo available.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Trigger warning – my worstest ex-gf is like a Big Lots knockoff of what this delightful woman looks like.

/YES that is why I ignored all the obvs warning signals

Viva La Tabula Raza

Not related to the theme of tonight’s ladies, but given the volume of photos posted, I would wager that Moose has been filling his quiver for tonight for at least a few minutes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

As per usual.

Dunstan

Other fine television viewing for tonight is the Showtime documentary about these ladies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55KlPe81Yw

Horatio Cornblower

I remember reading a story about Belinda Carlisle being so bat-shit insane that she was banned from Ozzy Osbourne’s dressing room when they were on tour.

I do not believe this story, mostly because I cannt square the idea of anyone thinking pairing The Go-Gos with Ozzy was a good idea.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Hendrix opened for the Monkees on some tour back in the mid-60s. Anything is possible it this crazy world.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Big fans of either would not seem to mix well with the other. I liked the Monkeys when I was ten or so, the at around 14 heard Hendrix and went in that direction.

scotchnaut

Spoiler Alert:

The Go-Go’s could have had all the sex they wanted back in the day but they went down this road instead…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3kQlzOi27M

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Horatio Cornblower

Gonna go out on a limb and say that this week’s theme has something to do with the butt.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Balls, beloved Puebla against Blue Cruise, I don’t like Blue Cruise or the matchup here. This game will not be SexiMexi.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

Now THAT is sexy

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes it is……

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Ninth inning?

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Nice jacket.

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King Hippo

Not to be given to hyperbole…but THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE IN HUMAN HISTORY

Viva La Tabula Raza

Can’t find a decent gif of Caddyshack’s “Want to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?”
Dammit…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

Things in common…Asses? Is it asses?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

They all got a wedgie/melvin that day?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Maybe earlier in the day…

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LemonJello

Clearly, the theme is that none of these nice ladies have ever been in my kitchen.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

Not gonna lie, I kinda need this

LemonJello

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Sharkbait

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