Hey, yesterday didn’t suck, ya know? Oh, maybe your team sucked but the day? Nah. And tonight we have a couple of young-ish qb’s whose careers really could go either way, facing off against some D’s that could cause some skittishness. How will they do? [shrugs shoulders] I don’t know but let’s have the old looky-loo, shall we?
Steelers/Giants:
Last year New York gave up the third-most turnovers in the league and the Steelers had the most sacks and takeaways. This doesn’t look good. I’ve been told that Watt, Heyward and Dupree are jonesing for Danny Dimes. Three new faces are featured on a rebuilt offensive line that was a rebuild last year that was a rebuild from the year previous. Yikes. Stunts, blitzes, bull rushes-Pitt is going to make this game as physical as possible, get up early and win going away. I see a doubling up along the lines of 36-18 or 40-20.
Titans/Broncos:
Drew Lock got five games under his belt and had 7 tds and 3 int’s which seems like typical ‘rookie under fire’ numbers. It looks as though Courtland Sutton is a ‘not-go’ tonight so rook Jerry Jeudy and second-year te Noah Fant might have to do some heavy lifting-a sign of things to come? [looks at wr backups] Tim Patrick? Diontae Spencer? DeaSean Hamilton? Wow, your depth chart might be as skinny as the Giants! The Von Miller-less D has to somehow stay away from third and short situations because the Titans (using you-know-who) were the best in the league there once Tannyfanny became the starter.
Enough of my barking-it’s you guys that make the site the delightful place that it is. Do that thing you do.
Diamond Joe’s ads…really don’t seem that bad??
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Ben Roeth couldn’t escape a drunk frisky woman at a wedding.
He wouldn’t try to, either.
HARF sorry lady The Ben find Jeebus
THE BEN ASK JEZUS TO DO THE WATER TO WINE TRICK. HARF!
Yeah, Kirk, we’re all real surprised that Ben held the ball too long and tried to force something to happen instead of taking ‘no’ for an answer and waiting for the next play.
I feel like COVID safety protocols are not being followed in that fumble recovery.
Is it a palpably unfair act penalty to start coughing in the pile?
I expected the giggling dog to show up on the screen that was such a wounded duck.
I was literally just leaning forward to type “this has been a really impressive drive by the Giants and Jones”, and then Jones did that, and now I’m typing this.
Call that play Jonestown cuz we were really drinking the Kool aid there
Oh fuck, that’s good.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha. WHat the fuck are you thinking Mr. JOnes???
Philip Rivers is calling his lawyer to sue about trademark infringement for that floatception
He has no case, this happened at the end of the 3rd quarter not the end of the 4th.
Thank you, Daniel Dimes.
Dumbass.
A Duke degree isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
“LOL. Dook Sux.”
-M. Trubisky, U*NC
Hey!!!
—Tucker Max
That was glorious!
Was that an Omaha out of Daniel Jones?
I heard it too.
I’m waiting for some wiseguy to change it to Obama
Some say he is the bastard child of Peyton from a Tennessee post game party.
THROW IT TO SHEPARD YOU DOOK FUCK!
Jason Garrett encouraging his QB to check it down is about the least surprising thing ever.
“A delayed draw on 3rd and 4 is the least surprising thing ever, thankyouverymuch.”
-Long Time Giant Fan
And just like that, it’s 3rd and 4…
/ominous music plays
Love the way the announcers just chuckle at the refs blowing an obvious PI call. “Oh those lovable scamps have done it again!”
If someone plays for a particular team, they are generally referred to as a 49er or Raven or Dolphin or Lion. What are the Washington Football Team guys referred to as? Washington Membets?
Indentured servants
Teamsters
Teamsters
Aboriginal Smallpox Deaths.
Unlucky
Washingteamians?
I like your suggestion best of those thus far offered.
Until yesterday, I would have said Losers.
Now they’re Mostly Losers
The team leadership on the Giants is determined by who an best organize Zoom calls, in case you’re wondering why the Giants suck.
Alright. Which one of you assholes FOIA’d my wedding registry?
Good to know they’re prepared for a post-NFL career as an administrative assistant!
Oh, the CTE will eliminate that.
I forgot how early MNF starts on the west coast, how was the first half?
Not good Zymm, not good. Looked like a preseason game.
Booo. How did everyone else manage to do okay, but these two teams with an extra day to prepare couldn’t pull it off?
Well the Giants have 0 O line, Ben needed some rohypnol to level out in the 2nd quarter.
Don’t get me wrong, I love living on the East coast, but sports on the West coast is so much better
It takes getting used to, I liked the NFL schedule in Chicago better than either coast. I’m guessing the Mountain time zone probably has the best sports schedule.
11 am, 2 pm, 630 pm for NFL. It’s quite nice. Footy is a bit early but I will take it.
I use to live in Hawaii. Nothing better than going to a bar at 7am, eating some spam and eggs, pound some Bloody Mary’s and stumble out by 2pm with the rest my Sunday free.
/bosun’s whistle
“Commander, Pacific Fleet, Arriving.”
Hawaii shore duty.
“what’s that skipper, you trying to leave early to see your
familymistress.”Can confirm. This whole night’ll be over with by 10 pm.
I keep my hair. I use a product called shampoo.
Oh, I’m willing to wager she spent more than $1.49 on her breasts.
It’s the early ’60s; those puppies are real and pendulous, and will betray her soon.
I figured that by the age of the photo, but couldn’t resist the low-hanging…fruit.
In a few years.
Has Roethlisberger crumbled into dust like a Thanos’ snap yet?
BUY SOME NFL GEAR TO WEAR….TO BUFFALO WILD WINGS?
The two in my city went under very quickly.
Just read that the Costco I used to live by in Phoenix is closing on Sunday.
Also the BWW closed in Sun City where my folks usually winter.
That’s because Little Steven Van Zandt wouldn’t play there. Even wrote a song about it.
It’s something I would do, because I’m pathetic like that.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eh3mWLPXsAAXggC?format=jpg&name=900×900
SUZY!
Matron!
Absolutely No One: Wow, I wonder what Chris Berman would say about this week in football?
ESPN: (Crashing through the door like the fucking Kool-Aid Man on meth) HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU!!!!
Halftime = bourbon and a bag of laundry
For Christ’s sake, don’t mix them up.
goooo juju smith schuster
My DFS/Gamblor lineups concur.
Benny Snell’s real last name is actually Wilson but he had a German coach in high school who thought he was really fast.
HINT, Gigantes. There might be a reason all teh pass plays have been short…
AND THAT’S WHY I PICKED UP ENGRAM! Stupid Jones.
This game fucking stinks.
oh, I heard that voice too
This game is a test of the vaccine against football
It is….not good
Ben telling tales of college bar bathrooms
Saquon has 8 carries for -8 yards but no one is saying that he isn’t a very good rb. The Giants are a young team that are over-matched here. But yeah, Dimes is the shitty one.
Needs MOAR hog mollies?
Look, we all know an O-line made up of submarine screen doors, turnstiles and an old rusty gate aren’t helping matters,
Umm that O line is down the road in Philly.
Trade us a draft pick for our ret…Special Young LT??
Barkley determined to have most exciting injury of the year
Jeebus, do that too often, and a LB will wishbone ya, Saquon.
8 PM EDT hockey start times: late enough to anger old Eastern curmudgeons for being too late, early enough to continue alienating Western audiences!
/Gary Bettman rubs his hands together
Ha, my power just went out for no apparent reason. Figures!
Antifa did it.
Probably not in Big Bear. There is a large critter stomping around on my roof, and the smoke from the gender reveal fire is bad today.
Is the smoke blue or pink?
If it’s black, then no gender has been selected yet.
“…….”
-Vatican declaration
If it’s white, well, you know…
If it’s purple, then it’s a monkey dishwasher.
They’ll get blamed so it had to be them. Big waves.
Oh the Steelers missed a PAT? I guess that means I’m not dreaming…
This game brought to by Rooney Mara
I prefer her sister.
THIS
Glad you could inform us of your preferences.
Big Ben is so BIG!
And grey.
HARF, now you talking about Little The Ben
I’m starting to think Jones isn’t a very good QB
But…dimes?
-E. Manning, sitting next to the phone, waiting
Remember when the Giants were touting Jones’s talent to push out Eli? I am guessing there could be some regret.
I remember when the media and Gints fans were all over that idea.
You’re no Dave Gettleman.
3rd and 27? NFL BLITZ!
WHAT FUCKING INTERFERENCE?
Weak
Interfering with my FFL comeback for one.
The only thing more offensive than opening MNF with PIT/NYG is the fascists who stand for the national anthem.
Soft call
Saquon just unlocked Bo Jackson mode.
Hey Moose can you post some more hot pix of the AT&T girl when you have a moment? Thanks!
Theres a subreddit to her pics. https://gfycat.com/easygoingmildfiddlercrab-actions-sassy-milana-vayntrub
Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/milanavayntrub/
Note: Im a noob on this forum and also using phone so can’t link well sorry
Okay, that was a brilliant playcall.
I’m dumbfounded.
Yeah, but what about the call?
-Jack London
Hmm yes, drew that up whilst at a fine eating last weekend.