So, last week I tried a new thing and I think I liked it. It also solves two problems for me at one time. Let me explain.
Some readers access the site from their work computers. God knows why they would risk their jobs like that, but I’m not here to judge. Since this country is highly hypocritical, any sign of gigantic asses, a thinly-covered nipple, or any kind of near-nudity is highly frowned upon.
So, they can’t read my Eventual Balls posts until later that evening.
The other problem I have is that Tik Tok is now sorta-banned and the Twitter account that I use for soccer girl pics has made it much more difficult to link to their pictures and I’m pretty damn lazy to go looking up pictures of hot chicks
Enter the pictures of hot chicks that you, our loyal readers, submit on a weekly basis!
My thought is that Eventual Balls Thoughts can be the showcase for the best comments made during the week while Sexy Friday can be the showcase for the best pics posted during the week. How does that sound?
I’ll also be continuing to showcase awesome songs like before. At the very beginning of this here site, we posted many puzzle posts. I do enjoy putting together groups of songs based on a hidden theme, so I will continue to do that. Consider it as a pseudo-replacement for Request Line except I won’t reveal the hidden theme until the following Eventual Balls Thoughts post.
To paraphrase Dave Attell, did everyone get it that’s going to get it?
Ok, let’s move along. I will also be posting my thoughts on the previous night’s Thursday Night Football shitfest.
As for last night’s game,
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Please check out this selection of good songs and see if you can determine what the hidden link is between all of these songs.
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
Let me know in the comments if you want me to give you hints. I’ll give up to three hints.
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
Re-upped it.
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It’s too bad she’s retired. So I heard, anyway…
She was very good at her job, a real team player, fair in every way.
And last but not least,
I’d vote all over that.
Hmmmm first one looks very familiar.
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404 sport
I had to delete it
Sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Y2vQ-1m7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuL8-8xm4QU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jvUXij7nU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgeR2oqZGTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEMm7gxBYSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7fsHtkNU7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3D0lKTJ2ns
Oh! I forgot.
Greetings all from Casa right San PEEDROH style!
It’s been hot as fuck out here. Perfect time for a move in a GLOBAL FUCKING PANDEMIC!
I’m practicing safe commentary tonight.
Pro tip: don’t ever change residence during a pandemic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL_U5GSUBpwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL_U5GSUBpw
something something fall
note to self: do not use the insert picture function
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Where’s my atomic scale violin pic?
Just back from the bar, where I promised to jack off in the middle of Main Street if Trump croaks, if you were wondering how my night was going.
Better than Trump’s anyway.
Welcome to safe commentary night DFO style.
I saw a clip of Cillian Murphy reading as Bruce for Batman begins against Amy Adams as Rachel and I am so disappointed that we ended up with Katie Holmes and Maggie Gyllenhall instead as Rachel.
if pence assumes trump’s duties, does he go to del lagoon for the weekend?
Pence eyeing those pages; ready to “take one for the team.”
as long as it’s all right with “mother”
*del lago
No way Rump has presigned a 25th authorization. Pence will assume power when he pries it from rump’s cold dead hands
I see Mr. Ayo wil be making next week’s Sexy Friday lineup…
Just trying to live the dream.
It seems you can live bet Louisiana Tech and BYU, mais oui!
/drunk live betting always works out
Hope you didn’t bet Puebla tonight!
Dude, check slack. Awesome package!!
We had friends who had a pedigreed pug. They found a suitable mate for it, and went into the puppy business. They invited us over one night to watch the video of the mating. It was fucking disgusting doggy porn, the male dog earned his red wings. We had no idea what we were in for, we thought we were just going there for dinner, and they popped the tape in with no warning. We never went to their house again! Anyhooo, pugs are cute dogs, but they are freaks in the sheets, if you know what I mean!
evening, month of macabre continues
Is that the little con?
…… yes
This movie resulted in a great gif, a hall of fame gif.
From the banner
I know. I have elected to roll with it
In re-listening to Kid A right now, I can see how really 24 year old stoned me totally listened to this to fall asleep or smoke more. weed.
Congratulations to Son Of Spam for guessing the theme!
pictured: witness composite sketch of son of spam
Yes it is!
To further add to the shit sandwich of 2020, I just found out a friend of mine died. I don’t know any details, except that it was yesterday.
That sucks. Sorry man.
My sympathies, all the best. Take Joy in the Lilest WCS Bday! 3 is awesome.
Keep the Faith bababay!
OMG they won!!!!
they rockin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zepwj1Euo7Y
OMG OMG
2 outs away from winning a post season series
last time they did that was back in 1998
goooo PADRES!!!
yaya baseballlll!
I seriously thought you were from the East.
China? Persia?
Siam via Upper Volta.
Okay, that makes sense now.
It’s about time something went right for the good people who must endure…::checks notes::….
The best geographic location in the nation.
Rarely, like, fucking 1 in 30.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
Kellyanne Conway has The Rona now.
Am I wrong to say she deserves it? If so, I won’t say it.
You are not wrong, there are so many dead and permanently damaged that seeing people responsible, even in part, is karma.
Same who called for protesters to be shot, or at least dog whistled it.
I thought she was part of the undead…..
Let’s hope death doesn’t dilly dally either….
OMG!!!
HR PADRES!!!!
holy shit sholy shit r they gonna win this seriers?
yay baseball!
Worth every Cronen
I’m thinking there is a middle class that does not have outdoor showers, some fairly rich and some fairly poor, the second would not be by choice.
nice little dive rite there by tatis
goooo PADRES!!!!!
TATIS!
Iguana Mart delivers again!
I told Beasty I wore that shirt yesterday on my walks. I got some side eyes. If I wasnt afraid of snakes (lookin at you Australia) I would wear it to a reptile fair.
This is now my favorite mug. Shirt is in the wash.
Did you take these on vacation?
Nope, I have been there but old physical pictures. I got a lot accomplished today at work, like I said weed prices went down, had some wine, its the weekend. Small victories, so much negativity, you have to take it where you can. After wife goes to bed, going to listen to Kid A, as it was released 20 years ago. Prob smoke more weed and have a scotch. That, and I had a Rona test up my nose today.
What’s weed running there?
It’s way too much in Vegas. AZ has the least expensive weed I’ve seen.
Right now, for good 17% THC 2% CBD, with tax, 6 bucks a gram. There is a price war going on between the big conglomerates.
I can’t find even a special for $10/g US.
It was like that about a year ago. At 1st they underestimated the market, then the black market made up for it so they adjusted.
So, if I asked BC Dick next week he could get me a half ounce for 60 CAD, which is fucking dirt cheap. I wouldn’t know the percentage or make. So 6 to 7 bucks a gram if I know what it is seems fair.
Man I have no idea what I buy. I go by names and it usually works out.
Big payoff on Fire Alien Romulon.
Cool.
It’s either a Ram’s head, the female reproductive system, or a sea gull
Could be a Dodge RAM out of warrantee…. okay maybe not.
Flux capacitor.
What of the rare non sexual comments you wish to highlight?
I just read all the comments of the evening.
2 in the thoughts, 1 in the prayers is veeeerrryyy underrated.
Absolutely.
hahaha they walked him
padres now up 3-0!
yooo
hahaha
still bases loaded still no outs
come on come on do itttttt
Walking in a run: Not ideal!
Crocodiles let hippos fuck with them because if they try to do something about it, they get torn in half
Is this from that spy show?
I see London, I see France!
Not Im Dickicht der Städte….
Okay, fine…. Not in Angkor.
ummm Gand Slam time?
Nope, but that’s a huge boner
#BFiB are terrible fielders.
Dude is too handsome to play Sherlock, but what the hell.
Sherlock was never described as unattractive, just socially unavailable. And he did keep in shape, I bet he was totes hot
Maybe you should read again; he is discribed in various ways throughout the stories, slim, wiry, large hawk nose, fairly tall, gaunt when he is doing his morphine/ cocaine riffs, etc. None of which are even close to Henry here.
Of course that doesn’t make him un-hot depending on one’s taste.
Agreed though; Henry will sell a lot more tickets… or downloads.
Zymm likes ‘em smart.
Good evening. Weed prices have gone down, and it’s almost red wine season. And well Cheeto feelin Karma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bGPPBoh9E8
It’s somehow less bleak for me today.