Sexy Friday, First Friday in October edition

So, last week I tried a new thing and I think I liked it. It also solves two problems for me at one time. Let me explain.

Some readers access the site from their work computers. God knows why they would risk their jobs like that, but I’m not here to judge. Since this country is highly hypocritical, any sign of gigantic asses, a thinly-covered nipple, or any kind of near-nudity is highly frowned upon.

So, they can’t read my Eventual Balls posts until later that evening.

The other problem I have is that Tik Tok is now sorta-banned and the Twitter account that I use for soccer girl pics has made it much more difficult to link to their pictures and I’m pretty damn lazy to go looking up pictures of hot chicks

Enter the pictures of hot chicks that you, our loyal readers, submit on a weekly basis!

My thought is that Eventual Balls Thoughts can be the showcase for the best comments made during the week while Sexy Friday can be the showcase for the best pics posted during the week. How does that sound?

I’ll also be continuing to showcase awesome songs like before. At the very beginning of this here site, we posted many puzzle posts. I do enjoy putting together groups of songs based on a hidden theme, so I will continue to do that. Consider it as a pseudo-replacement for Request Line except I won’t reveal the hidden theme until the following Eventual Balls Thoughts post.

To paraphrase Dave Attell, did everyone get it that’s going to get it?

Ok, let’s move along. I will also be posting my thoughts on the previous night’s Thursday Night Football shitfest.

As for last night’s game,

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Just Stop Dude
h/t Moose
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Moose
h/t Moose
h/t Moose
h/t Moose
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Unsurprised
h/t Moose
h/t
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h/t Spur
h/t Moose
h/t Moose
h/t Moose
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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Please check out this selection of good songs and see if you can determine what the hidden link is between all of these songs.

Song Number One:

Depeche Mode – Strangelove

Canción Número Dos:

Depeche Mode – Sea of Sin

Chanson Numéro Trois:

The Cure – Just Like Heaven

Canzone numero quattro:

The Cure – Hot Hot Hot

Canção número cinco

The Police – Message In A Bottle

Seigarren zenbakia:

Maná – En El Muelle de San Blás

Let me know in the comments if you want me to give you hints. I’ll give up to three hints.

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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Unsurprised

Re-upped it.

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Beerguyrob

It’s too bad she’s retired. So I heard, anyway…
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She was very good at her job, a real team player, fair in every way.

Unsurprised

And last but not least,

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Mr. Ayo

I’d vote all over that.

Unsurprised

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hmmmm first one looks very familiar.

Unsurprised

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Mr. Ayo

404 sport

Unsurprised

I had to delete it

Mr. Ayo

Sad

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Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

Oh! I forgot.

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yeah right

Greetings all from Casa right San PEEDROH style!

It’s been hot as fuck out here. Perfect time for a move in a GLOBAL FUCKING PANDEMIC!

I’m practicing safe commentary tonight.

Pro tip: don’t ever change residence during a pandemic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL_U5GSUBpwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL_U5GSUBpw

Brocky

something something fall
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Brocky

note to self: do not use the insert picture function

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Unsurprised

Where’s my atomic scale violin pic?

Horatio Cornblower

Just back from the bar, where I promised to jack off in the middle of Main Street if Trump croaks, if you were wondering how my night was going.

Better than Trump’s anyway.

yeah right

Welcome to safe commentary night DFO style.

Unsurprised

I saw a clip of Cillian Murphy reading as Bruce for Batman begins against Amy Adams as Rachel and I am so disappointed that we ended up with Katie Holmes and Maggie Gyllenhall instead as Rachel.

Unsurprised

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Brocky

if pence assumes trump’s duties, does he go to del lagoon for the weekend?

blaxabbath

Pence eyeing those pages; ready to “take one for the team.”

Brocky

as long as it’s all right with “mother”

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Brocky

*del lago

Doktor Zymm

No way Rump has presigned a 25th authorization. Pence will assume power when he pries it from rump’s cold dead hands

Mr. Ayo

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Mr. Ayo

Just trying to live the dream.

Mr. Ayo

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litre_cola

It seems you can live bet Louisiana Tech and BYU, mais oui!

/drunk live betting always works out

litre_cola

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Gumbygirl

We had friends who had a pedigreed pug. They found a suitable mate for it, and went into the puppy business. They invited us over one night to watch the video of the mating. It was fucking disgusting doggy porn, the male dog earned his red wings. We had no idea what we were in for, we thought we were just going there for dinner, and they popped the tape in with no warning. We never went to their house again! Anyhooo, pugs are cute dogs, but they are freaks in the sheets, if you know what I mean!

Brocky

evening, month of macabre continues

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Mr. Ayo

Is that the little con?

Brocky

…… yes

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This movie resulted in a great gif, a hall of fame gif.

Brocky

I know. I have elected to roll with it

litre_cola

In re-listening to Kid A right now, I can see how really 24 year old stoned me totally listened to this to fall asleep or smoke more. weed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

pictured: witness composite sketch of son of spam

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litre_cola

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WCS

To further add to the shit sandwich of 2020, I just found out a friend of mine died. I don’t know any details, except that it was yesterday.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That sucks. Sorry man.

litre_cola

My sympathies, all the best. Take Joy in the Lilest WCS Bday! 3 is awesome.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

Keep the Faith bababay!
OMG they won!!!!

they rockin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zepwj1Euo7Y

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

OMG OMG
2 outs away from winning a post season series
last time they did that was back in 1998

goooo PADRES!!!
yaya baseballlll!

litre_cola

I seriously thought you were from the East.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

China? Persia?

litre_cola

Siam via Upper Volta.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Okay, that makes sense now.

blaxabbath

It’s about time something went right for the good people who must endure…::checks notes::….

The best geographic location in the nation.

litre_cola

Rarely, like, fucking 1 in 30.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

WCS

Kellyanne Conway has The Rona now.
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TheRevanchist

Am I wrong to say she deserves it? If so, I won’t say it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You are not wrong, there are so many dead and permanently damaged that seeing people responsible, even in part, is karma.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Same who called for protesters to be shot, or at least dog whistled it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I thought she was part of the undead…..

blaxabbath

Let’s hope death doesn’t dilly dally either….

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rockingdog

OMG!!!
HR PADRES!!!!
holy shit sholy shit r they gonna win this seriers?
yay baseball!

Mr. Ayo

Worth every Cronen

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I’m thinking there is a middle class that does not have outdoor showers, some fairly rich and some fairly poor, the second would not be by choice.

rockingdog

nice little dive rite there by tatis
goooo PADRES!!!!!

Mr. Ayo

TATIS!

litre_cola

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Mr. Ayo

Iguana Mart delivers again!

litre_cola

I told Beasty I wore that shirt yesterday on my walks. I got some side eyes. If I wasnt afraid of snakes (lookin at you Australia) I would wear it to a reptile fair.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This is now my favorite mug. Shirt is in the wash.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
  1. Stoned, eats whole bag
  2. Sleep well
  3. Has an issue with tissues at the next BM
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litre_cola

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Did you take these on vacation?

litre_cola

Nope, I have been there but old physical pictures. I got a lot accomplished today at work, like I said weed prices went down, had some wine, its the weekend. Small victories, so much negativity, you have to take it where you can. After wife goes to bed, going to listen to Kid A, as it was released 20 years ago. Prob smoke more weed and have a scotch. That, and I had a Rona test up my nose today.

blaxabbath

What’s weed running there?

It’s way too much in Vegas. AZ has the least expensive weed I’ve seen.

litre_cola

Right now, for good 17% THC 2% CBD, with tax, 6 bucks a gram. There is a price war going on between the big conglomerates.

blaxabbath

I can’t find even a special for $10/g US.

litre_cola

It was like that about a year ago. At 1st they underestimated the market, then the black market made up for it so they adjusted.

So, if I asked BC Dick next week he could get me a half ounce for 60 CAD, which is fucking dirt cheap. I wouldn’t know the percentage or make. So 6 to 7 bucks a gram if I know what it is seems fair.

blaxabbath

Man I have no idea what I buy. I go by names and it usually works out.

Big payoff on Fire Alien Romulon.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Cool.

Doktor Zymm

It’s either a Ram’s head, the female reproductive system, or a sea gull

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Could be a Dodge RAM out of warrantee…. okay maybe not.

blaxabbath

Flux capacitor.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What of the rare non sexual comments you wish to highlight?

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litre_cola

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litre_cola

I just read all the comments of the evening.

2 in the thoughts, 1 in the prayers is veeeerrryyy underrated.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Absolutely.

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rockingdog

hahaha they walked him
padres now up 3-0!
yooo

rockingdog

hahaha
still bases loaded still no outs
come on come on do itttttt

Mr. Ayo

Walking in a run: Not ideal!

litre_cola

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Gratliff

Crocodiles let hippos fuck with them because if they try to do something about it, they get torn in half
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Is this from that spy show?

Mr. Ayo

I see London, I see France!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not Im Dickicht der Städte….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Okay, fine…. Not in Angkor.

rockingdog

ummm Gand Slam time?

Mr. Ayo

Nope, but that’s a huge boner

Mr. Ayo

#BFiB are terrible fielders.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dude is too handsome to play Sherlock, but what the hell.

Doktor Zymm

Sherlock was never described as unattractive, just socially unavailable. And he did keep in shape, I bet he was totes hot

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Maybe you should read again; he is discribed in various ways throughout the stories, slim, wiry, large hawk nose, fairly tall, gaunt when he is doing his morphine/ cocaine riffs, etc. None of which are even close to Henry here.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Of course that doesn’t make him un-hot depending on one’s taste.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Agreed though; Henry will sell a lot more tickets… or downloads.

blaxabbath

Zymm likes ‘em smart.

litre_cola

Good evening. Weed prices have gone down, and it’s almost red wine season. And well Cheeto feelin Karma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bGPPBoh9E8

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s somehow less bleak for me today.

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