Well, now that the day’s tilts have a.) made the playoff situation a whole helluva lot clearer or, b.) made the damn playoff situation that much more frickin’ muddier* we can now feast the eyebulbs on an interesting and curious matchup featuring two teams with different approaches to getting the treasured W.
*please pick one-this post was recorded at 10am this morning
TO THE GAME!
Titans/Packers:
-These two teams rank first and third in offensive efficiency but they also have D’s that love to ride the roller coaster. Should be interesting.
-As you might have expected, Aaron Rodgers leads the league in passing yards off play-action. Actually, nope. The Tannyhill possesses that number which is a hefty 1,580.(!) So for sure he leads the league in TD’s off run fakes, right? Again, nope. That belongs to his counterpart Rodgers. He has 18 scores from that play.
-Since 2018 in weeks 14 to 17 Derrick Henry has averaged 6.5 yards per carry. The Packers D ranks 27th in the league at stopping the run, surrendering 4.5 ypc since the start of the season.
-One might think to lay off the Titans wr’s in this spot but Tannyhill has thrown a TD in 11 straight games and has two or more scores in nine of those games.
-Lazard might be your sneaky play in this spot. He finally passed MVS in snap counts and routes run last week, recovering his position in the balls-thrown lineup that he occupied earlier in the season before he got injured. He definitely won’t get the attention that Adams demands.
I’m leaving it all-up to you, down below.
I’ve all but win 3rd place in my league, defeating Mrs Sharkbait. If anyone needs me, I’ll be on the couch for the next week.
Pfft. She should be the one on the couch! You’re married to a LOSER, my dude.
/s obviously
The only difference between Furies and Furries is ARRRRR
69 seconds left?
Niiiiiiice
So, someone decided to make civil war photos more seizure-inducing
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Andrew Luck got bored
Anyone else think that guy looks like Chuck Norris?
Yeah, I can see it
Civil War GET CRUNK
Fucking Ken Burns anyway.
Nice touchdown, but I guess A.J, stands for “Awful Jumper”
If this was in the NFL, would it be one, two, or three players on the field?
3 players, 1 paycheck.
Every owner’s dick just perked up a little
I want one of those! People would get the fuck out of my way in Von’s!
Nah, they’d gawk and block the eggs
Not if I put something sharp and pointy on the front of it!
You live in a mountain town. Roll in to the grocery store and yell “Free weed”. Solo shoppin
That armor is too thick for blasters. Use your harpoon and tow cables!
COVER ADAMS!!!! FUUUCKKK
UPDATE:
Family found “Soul” good and moving.
I found the floor to my bedroom spending the time cleaning it.
I’m still considering my time more productive.
The guy they based the main character on is a friend’s dad!
Huh, this has never happened when I’ve tried curling
I will give BC Dick a call.
I have seen something similar when I played croquet with the Queen, who eventually wanted to have my head removed.
Should’ve painted the roses read.
Unlike Homer’s pants, Tenn could come back!
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Nice hands, Feet.
If it isn’t my old friend Mister McGreg! With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
Just once I want to see Henry return a kickoff
Bulldog-looking parking cop lady would have shot or at least tazed the black guy with the creeping parallel-parked Hyundai, IRL.
It’s like they are bombing in the game on purpose.
If I can yell at the tv to look out for Devante in the endzone, WHY THE FUCK CANT A D COORDINATOR THINK THE SAME THING???
/NO, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!
Well, you can’t blame Tennessee. They lost track of the guy in green and yellow in the white snow.
Titans don’t want to seem to really want to win this game.
That’s been the inherent flaw in this team since they were the Oilers.
So with tackles and such, it seems like you get extra yardage in the snow since you slide a while before a body part is down. Or you can just get extra yardage cause the refs are snow blind and can’t see that you’re out.
Yes and no. If you’re touched down or thrown down, you’re down where you land, which the snow would show. Same if you slide feet first.
If you slide head first without being touched, Slip-n-Slide rules apply.
Aaron Rodgers is looking more and more like Billy Bob Thornton as he gets older.
Aaron Rodgers has most likely had a dream where he’s in a stadium and everyone is chanting at him
NO ONE LIKES YOU!?????
Happens every Thanksgiving at his mom’s house.
it was done via zoom call year this year
Trump has this nightmare, too.
I’m sitting here suddenly cheering for the Titans because of the outside chance the Seahawks end up first place!
Well that ended quickly
I still want to know who did a Freaky Friday with Ryan Tannehill.
Jamie Lee Curtis if memory serves.
In her prime, I have zero doubts in my mind that she could pull off a killer naked bootleg.
Trading places proved it.
Tanneycito!!!
Good fake handoff. Kind of a dying art.
Like a pornstar, they started slow, but then they got some work done and now the Tits look good.
That’s a banner if I’ve ever seen one!
Mrs Cola even giggled.
TBH, I can’t think of any porn star that looked better after getting a boob job. I can think of one mainstream actor (Ashley Greene, since you’d ask anyway), but none in porn. And I’ve looked. I’ve really looked!
Well, that was unexpected.
I can’t think of a good nickname for this.
eli manningesque
I just checked my mail and I have a jury summons from the Superior Court of California, in and for the County of Los Angeles, on January 11, 2021.
I have no idea how this is going to work. If it’s on the internet I’m just going to keep pressing the “guilty” button. Or maybe keep pressing the “not guilty” button, I’m not sure how I’ll go.
At least this proves that I am not a convicted felon. Not yet.
Just spam “Jury Nullification” in the chat and you’ll be good
“Juror Meathook: Do you vote to convict?”
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I have been a registered voter for 40 years, and I have never been called for jury duty. May the odds be ever in my favor!
I’ve been called via mail, but never had to go to a place
I’ve been lucky. I’ve been called for both Petit Jury and Grand Jury. Petit Jury was a truck driver who settled out of court when the cop showed up. Grand Jury was one day a week for two month. That was fun.
Just tell them you think QAnon has some good ideas. That’ll take care of it.
I’m supposed to call in the week after New Year’s.
I think we get automatic electric chair apps.
Fun Fact: A jury isn’t allowed to conduct investigations, so there’s a good chance the events in 12 Angry Men would have resulted in jury nullification
I deferred my federal from last spring, but then the ‘rona hit so who knows if/when my number’ll get called.
Unfortunately I’m Eastern District, not Southern, so I won’t get to be a part of the shitshow.
And look then in the eyes while saying so. Then gasp. “What. Have. You. Done?”
Vote Not Guilty. Let ’em all out. Crash the system. Let chaos reign.
in the Tannehill Equal Justice ad, I like how they cut away from the crew cut cop after he patted the BLM protestors on the shoulders but before he tazed and billy-clubbed them into submission.
These “social justice” commercials are hella milquetoast, yo. I didn’t expect any different, but it’s like, “How do we get social justice?” “Let’s have cordial conversations with one another, while wearing cool shoes!”
Senorita Weaselo and I are making snickerdoodles. With brown sugar replacing some of the white. Which means these’ll hopefully be gloriously molasses-y.
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Urban Meyer is going to the NFL? But didn’t being HC of the Gators and the Buckeyes nearly kill him?
His brothers Suburban Meyer and Rural Meyer are also on the lookout for coaching opportunities
There’s quite a fervor around Rural Meyer.
NFL owners are arguing that interviewing a coach named Urban should satisfy their Rooney Rule obligations.
THIS my banner vote!!
SECOND!
Well Nick Saban, Lou Holtz, and Bo Pelini had so much success doing the same thing!
I imagine with all the mileage and recruiting NCAA coaching could be more stressful in that way. But yes.
I’d think the NFL would be less stressful for him. For one, losing a single game doesn’t ruin your season. And two, you’re allowed to admit that you pay your players
Pete Carroll enthusiastically confirms.
Spaghetti bolognese complete! What did I miss?
The universe to the Titans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc
Green Bay Packers’ Mindset: Screw the snow, we need to win this game.
Tennessee Titans’ Mindset:
Snow Miser/Heat Miser Song – YouTube
Yes Cris, in the many many games that Rodgers has played in, THAT ONE RUN is the longest he’s ever run, simply because you were here to witness it.
Why on earth would you KICK an extra point in this? Surely your expected points are better going for 2 now.
Pfft, thinking they calculate expected value like some sort of STATISTICS MAGICIANS
“Stupid math nerds, you can’t score fractions of a point. The expected value of going for one is one point, because you expect to make it. The expected value of going for two is zero points, because you don’t expect to make it. That’s just science!” — some NFL guy
This is why I scream inside my head
*except when these jerks are losing to me at cards
They may have had their kicker kick in this mess pregame and see how they do.
Titans are going to win this game. Book it.
/I will be listening to angry music cuz life.
Alllll the Henrydowns pls.
This is actually kinda brilliant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYv2WkhDvB8
Kinda loses the edge towards the end, but they’re spot on about shitheads knocking my building blocks over
Franklin, Tennessee
(Also named one of the 55 best Xmas towns in the USA by some website)
Half the players on southern tier NFL teams probably played at northern tier schools, so I don’t think the weather is as big a deal as is sometimes made out.
It’s actually really pretty, if you can overlook the skeletally thin bleach blonde rich bitches who infest the place. Some decent restaraunts though!
I could deal with that!
These Titans have all the cohesiveness of a Nashville RV.
Good thing that fellar was White, otherwise wud have been an act of terror amirite??
He, like McVeigh is a diiferent kind amirite???
Maybe they’ll blow up in the second half.
JESUS CHRIST.
holy shit admitting that green bay got a bail out flag?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT????
A tight end will catch a fish in Seattle while an Alice and Chains tune plays.
1st sack in 4 games.
I have to post this. Its required
Robot Chicken The death of he-man – YouTube
Other than Robin, is there a cartoon superhero guy more gay than He Man?
Ambiguously Gay Duo: Fortress of Privacy – Saturday Night Live – YouTube
Yes, but that was intentional. They weren’t born that way!
Fred would like you to hold his yellow ascot.
Forgot about him!
Wait…so what were he and Daphne doing all that time!?
Pegging
Fred was the beard, while Daphne and Velma were getting their jinkies on.
Dude!
I recently read a seven-part blog post series on the creation of Scrappy Doo. So I know how to use my time effectively.
YAAAAASSSS, I have won my Terlet Bowl match, by a 4.65-point margin. I don’t have to buy beer for next season’s auction!!!
/still, what a season – worst regular season record, 2nd-lowest overall points, Terlet Bowl finalist
Congrats I think!
Just goes to show that FF is 90% luck. You know your stuff.
It is the most Hippo type of achievement. The bare minimum above gutter-calibre shame!
A money hooker skirting the sideline?
Green Bay mostly has bratwurst hookers.
“Hey baby, I’ll take your sausage for a sausage, eh, wink wink”
Whoops – that reply goes here
Worse cums to wurst
PRAISE SHAN’KLOR
….or not.
Seriously, I am only waiting up to see the Week 17 schedule reveal.
This game needs to end in scorigami so there can be there straight days featuring one
I’ve practically stopped smoking weed in favor of edibles over the last 6 months – I have scar tissue in my lungs that can exacerbate pneumonia and bronchitis, so I’ve been terrified of covid – and as such, we bought a Magic Butter Machine. This last batch of canna-coconut oil we made with 3oz of 24k Gold, a decent indica hybrid.
I dunno what we did different this time, but holy fuck, one cookie knocks you the fuck out.
We’ve only made butter and coconut oil so far – I’ve been using the butter to finish off pasta sauces after taking it off heat, and we’ve made a lot of cookies. I wanna try out some canna-olive oil, try out some other pasta dishes.
My mom got her medical marijuana card last year and she said the same thing. The vapes would take the pain away. One bite on an edible would take six hours away.
It depends on the edible and the state. And your own tolerance. Oregon recreational edibles don’t get me high unless I’m eating the legal limit per edible. But I’ve been a smoker for 15 years.
Ah, that may be it. She was a user in High School, but she quit. She restarted so she could use it instead of pain meds and give her liver and colon a break.
Encourage her to ditch the vaping. We have no data research on what breathing in hot oil vapor with each hit does to the lungs over a long period of time. When I was running a dispensary, I’d have regular customers coming every 2 days to buy a new cartridge, AND buy their legal limit on cart sale day (five 1g carts). That heavy of usage can not be good for a person in the long term, even if it has cannabis.
I think this is the Bengals fault. They were supposed to suck last Monday at Primetime, but they inexplicably showed up for the first time in years. The suckiness floated around until they landed on Tennessee tonight.
Just hit me – the Jest and the Bungles are BOTH on 2-game winning streaks. Wonder how long since that last happened…
Not that long…2017.
at the same time? Shit. Figured I’d at least get a decade in.
Johnson City, Tennessee
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I think a lot of people think that’s a made up town from Wagon Wheel.
There are a lot of places that should probably be fictional
Most of the mid West falls in this category
That would be great, it’s too bad that only Wyoming is fictional
I haven’t seen a Titans beating like this since Zeus and the rest of the Olympians defeated them in the Titanomachy.
Looks like Green Bay…
(puts on sunglasses)
released the kraken
Release the Cracklin’s!!!
I don’t know why they don’t play songs by great Wisconsin musicians at the bumpers.
(Looks up list)
Hmm. Well, there’s always Steve Miller!
Maybe a little bit obscure.
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One of the more tasteless tour ideas ever. “Let’s get a guy to wear a mask of our dead lead singer’s face and hair and get on the road!”