There is no point posting Sexy because all you care about today is Hot Beefy Men and how they will Protect your QB or make you all giddy with excitement as they run far and fast on a field of grass.
I will, however, provide you with a video song puzzle for those of you that are completely disappointed with your team’s performance and want to forget about it.
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Song Puzzle
Six songs. There is a common link or theme. It’s your job to figure it out.
And no, it’s not that they are all New Order songs. There’s more to it than that.
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That’s all for now. Please add your sexy pictures in the comments. Even if they’re 300 lb linemen.
Puzzle Update:
It’s not in alphabetical order and it’s not about the unfortunate bad decisions that are made in the name of love. I don’t even want to know what those were, Don T…
Carry on.
Whatever, we all know you’re on the payroll of Big Alphabet
They do pay me in DDs…
Duh, they’re all songs by New Order
🤦♂️
No, they’re all songs NOT sung by Ian Curtis.
Instead of that draft shit, how about some choo-choo train videos?
This is the Coast Starlight #11 pulling into Santa Barbara to pick me up, bound for Los Angeles.
Yes, that’s two GE P42DC locomotives, three sleeper cars, a dining car, an observation/lounge car, three coach cars, one business class car (all double-deck Superliners), and then my private Pullman car at the very end.
SEX-EEEEEE!
https://youtu.be/Yg6UQOKY1WU
Did they make you walk all the way to the end?!?
No, my staff drove me there in my turbo golf cart.
No poo-poo train videos for our German audience?
This is far sexier
This is hot stuff! Looks like we might actually get rail investment with this administration which would be awesome, but I’m not too optimistic yet since I remember everyone thought rail was the hotness after 9/11 and that totally didn’t pan out
There are multiple proposals for a LA to Vegas line. I think it’s actually going to happen, which would be great and long overdue.
This one is such a no brainer that if it doesn’t happen I will completely give up on US rail.
I would definitely fly to LA to get to Vegas if that was a thing.
It would be a total party train.
Hell, the trains from LA to Solana Beach are party trains on Del Mar racing weekends. Imagine the Vegas trains!
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Stopping in Victorville. Close enough!
I wouldn’t bet on it. I’ve heard about a 3-C line (Cleveland-Columbus-Cincinnati) for thirty years now, and it still hasn’t happened.
Remember when lots of people would gather in a location to put stuff in their faces? I got a fun email reminder today.
“This afternoon, some of you may have received an email from Universe about the Bacon and Beer Classic taking place tomorrow. The San Jose Bacon and Beer Classic will not be taking place tomorrow at Avaya Stadium. This was an accidental automated email. “
That’s just cruel.
I’m actually pretty happy they’re still planning on having it at some point. It was supposed to happen around this time last year, and was prepaid with no word on refunds.
Also, check out their promotional photo of excited white people!
That tracks.
Commercial during the Cowboys pick?
Jerry Jones seen researching how to secede from the NFL
Jerrah’s got his coked up ladies screen printing the pick’s name on a hat and jersey during the break
So apparently there are multiple types of takoyaki puff snacks, because these are different than the ones Litre had in Ep 8 (I think) of snaxx. They are really damn good, although if I didn’t know what they were I would never guess.
Cheeseburger flavor?
Cheeseburger flavored octopus balls is some next level shit, I dig it
The music theme is how utterly heinous love is. Just a perpetual machine of longing and self-doubt.
Howevah,
Like…?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soDZBW-1P04
I thought it was that the songs are in alphabetical order except the last one because there’s no reason for letters to be in a particular order beyond ceremonial conformity to traditional norms
They are gonna embiggen this guy!
Made several bad decisions today. Harmed no one, I’m home alone not-really-incapacitated.
Salud, from a kinda-intoxicated guy many miles away.
If a bad decision is made in an empty forest and no one is there to be harmed by it, was it really a bad decision at all?
If no one finds out / minds the loss of dignity, pffft.
/ raises roof
// hits ceiling fan
Davis Mills, white-ass Stanford QB, probably without any assaults on his record, drafted by Houston (who doesn’t exist).
After living in the Bay Area for multiple years, I’m reasonably certain Stanford is not a university but actually some sort of bougie cult
Oh damn, 6.7 quake just now off Japan
Fingers crossed for a tsunami-less day.
They’re saying no tsunami watch, so yay!
There’s far less vaginal architecture than phallic architecture
Kinda hermaphroditic.
Yonic is one of my favorite words.
Brady replacement sighting!
Oh shit. Brady burning that pirate ship down.
KC’s Creed Humphrey has the largest gun collection of all this year’s draftees.
Buffalo just took a DE named “Basham” which is a pretty good name for a defensive player. Hoping the Rams next pick is that guy “Fuckhimup”
Jadarius Asswhoopa.
When start and control the programming of PNN, the Pessimist News Network, I’m gonna show the fate of previous years draft picks at the same spots. Oh this years middle 2nd rounder is “an instinctive playmaker on the back end who also can cover the slot”? Well the last 10 guys picked at that spot never made a scout team and are now bankrupt or dead.
I support this message
A Jevon, Teven, and Trevon have all been drafted this round. TRIPLE WEERD
Just got here, any entertaining fuckups I missed?
Well there was that time I tried to get up from my chair too fast and pulled a muscle, I guess some could have found it entertaining.
I think that’s just called middle age
155 pounds?? Oh, he gon’ die.
As a RAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT fan, I do not love this pick. Hope I’m wrong (which is very very likely).
Needed more big dudes, especially on the D. (Lindsey Graham nods sexily)
lol
“He Died Doing What He Loved-Running A Crossing Route.”
-TuTu Atwell’s Gravestone
Even Tiny Trindon played at 165
Wasn’t Brandon Banks something like 150? He didn’t die, but like other tiny fast dudes he was more of a return specialist and had trouble contributing as a receiver
Yeah, Tavon Austin says what’s up,
Cleveland Rams
In a strange twist, the Steelers are actually drafting for the needs of the current past as opposed to projected future needs. Interesting…
I guess they figure trying to turn 6th rounders into skill position starters doesn’t always work?
I would assume this Paedo State TE has better hands than Eric Ebron. Because he’s not Eric Ebron.
Franco Harris getting booed so hard, you’d think he was a commissioner.
I don’t know what I think about the Steelers pick, so here’s this
@litre_cola, my man Enrique Bermudez just mentioned cockfights held during the feast of San Marcos in Guadalajara in the middle of narrating the Atlas-Necaxa game. After talking about the food.
This is why he’s a legend.
The powerhouse that is North Dakota State just churning out NFL talent.
I read somewhere that NDSU is “the Alabama of the Missouri Valley Conference.” I’m sure they were equal parts flattered and insulted.
If I had to pick two states that are the most similar to each other, ND and Alabama would be a pretty good choice though
differentiated mostly by swampass
damn it, Radunz is who I wanted to slip to the 3rd
Both of #ThePauls picks are multiples of 13. This is the kind of spectrum-y shit I notice.
Raiders getting praised for one of their draft picks? 2021 is fun!
I saw it pointed out that it’s pretty nice to have a potential 5th year option on an offensive lineman.
“I mean, it has to happen sooner or later. Right?”
-The Law Of Averages
Huzzah, the #BFIB are winning, and the Bastard Man Small Bears are still sucking hind teat.
/proceeds to ignore el beisbol for another week or two
Giants GM Dave Gettleman Is On The Sundial!
This is who I wanted DEN to pick. FACK!!!
Surprised he slipped into the 2nd, especially all that way
Indeed. I always like 1st round talent early Round 2 (and face it, Donks are usually going early), especially given my Draft maxim:
When in doubt, take a front seven dude from teh SEC
As opposed to a QB from USC.
Scotchy, which Hog Molly you getting here?
Hatchet? Ivins? Ringwald?
Gettleman must be thinking there’s value later on.
It’s been like six hours and I’m still laughing over that last one.
Yeah, Bouie has the right answer here.
I just love it so much.
Abercrombie & Fitch used to be a high-end Manhattan sporting goods store for the wealthy. General Douglas MacArthur had his uniforms custom tailored there. Sometime in the 1990s, they shifted gears and took on a pedophile image in their stores with horrible cheap clothing. The creative director who oversaw this change was like a gay Donald Trump, a real piece of work.
How wearing Abercrombie is “sticking it to the man” is a mystery to me.
Unless he meant that in a gay way.
That’s what people are mocking him over. Not even the world’s dumbest teen ever thought they were “sticking to the man” by wearing Abercrombie.
Hank Bauer of the Chargers is probably the greatest fullback to play on a West Coast Offense. [rolls eyes]
Tom Rathman: “I got you, scotchy, I got you.”
Enjoying the pace of this meat market.
Drew Pearson [trying to whip up the crowd] fucked that up six different ways.
2nd pick in the 44th round!
I wondered if maybe I was having a stroke.
Gotta be honest, I can’t remember a single player that was drafted in 35th round.
Fare weather fan smh
PR Consultants: [shows footage of boos raining down on Goodell as he’s about to announce the Patriots pick] “Please try to avoid this scenario. I beg of you!”
Team WKRP got awesome value for that trade down.
Gonna be able to re-sign Venus Flytrap to that long-term deal. Didn’t think they could pull that off.
Oh, awesome, Mike Golic! said abso-fucking-lutely nobody.
Pats traded up again?
First Canadian, woot!
Per The Athltic, last night’s Draft coverage got about 20% MOAR viewers than the Oscars.
https://theathletic.com/news/nfl-draft-first-round-draws-second-most-draft-viewers-of-all-time/bWTYJ2qr0vvv
well, at least it’s not a QB. But JEEBUS, trading a 4th rounder to go up 5 slots for a fucking carry-splitting (and quite plausibly illiterate) RB??
So he’s never read Emily St. John Mandel-not quite a deal-breaker for me.
/transitioned from lb to rb? Was he allowed in any public restrooms in North Carolina?
hee hee
QB?
Donks can has trade up??
They’re in love with someone. Any guesses?
I expected edge rusher or ILB. I was wrong, and am disappoint.
NFL: “Jets, you’re on the clock!”
Joe Douglas: “I’m On It Already!” [is sitting on his Timex wristwatch]
“Widow’s Peak” is the name of my Mel Kiper Jr. mixtape.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QIbmT2Rs8vw
I like draft weekend. I like Madchester. GOOD JERB.
Kudos to Ayo for the well-rounded pics!
Bless you, sir!
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