Sexy Friday, Post MILF Day 2021 edition

I hope you all took care of your favorite MILFs last weekend as you should. Does this mean that we get a special pictorial tribute to MILFs instead of your submissions?

Did we get enough pictures from you to fill out a page? Read on to find out!

Without further ado, TO THE TITS AND ASSES!

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Mr. Ayo
h/t Mr. Ayo
h/t Mr. Ayo
h/t Mr. Ayo
h/t Mr. Ayo
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Gumbygirl
h/t Horatio (Balls’ Pic O’ The Week)
h/t
Francesca Le
Ariella Ferrera
Lexi Luna
Kendra Lust
Ava Addams
Katie Morgan
Nikki Brooks
Dee Williams
Alura Jenson
Cory Chase
Alexis Fawx
Cherie Deville
Brandi Love

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today we are back to the puzzles! As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!

Song Number One:

Altered Images – Happy Birthday

Canción Número Dos:

Spandau Ballet – True

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Oingo Boingo – Wild Sex In The Working Class

Canzone numero quattro:

The Vapors – Turning Japanese

Canção número cinco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwzoxMPbFys
Wham! – Young Guns

Seigarren zenbakia:

Billy Idol – Rebel Yell

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That Corey Chase pic has a little tuft there, nicely done.

Doktor Zymm

What the hell is Rick Astley?

Mr. Ayo

I find it hard to believe you’ve never been rick rolled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Doktor Zymm

Beyond that, just how is he a skinny white dude with that voice? He was what, 21, when that was recorded?

Mr. Ayo

He’s the forerunner of autotune.

Doktor Zymm

Also, the modern version is Rebecca Black’s Friday, on a Friday

Mr. Ayo

That’s still a thing? I had forgotten about it, thank you very much.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was going to post it during last week’s Request Line as a tribute to tWBS but it would have been too much even for him.

Doktor Zymm

Next year I will pay my taxes in cattle.

Mr. Ayo

Is that the new crypto coin craze?!?

Doktor Zymm

It is now! I will sell you some, yes?

yeah right

Just give me a little more land and I’ll get back to you.

Doktor Zymm

Apples are weird as fuck (I mean the fruit, but probably applies to the devices as well)

Sharkbait

I feel like an outlier in my office as a PC user. I can’t get into macs.

Doktor Zymm

Macs have a good base, but fuck it all up with the UI. Give me a goddamn file tree or give me the blue screen of death

Sharkbait

Fact. Plus it’s easier to build a PC/replace individual parts

Brick Meathook

Our studio has Mac, Windows, and Linux machines. The Windows and Linux boxes are powerful but crap out and need a restart once a day; they keep our IT guys fully employed. We have four mid-2010 Mac cheese-graters that have been running continuously for 11 years now and only get restarted for software updates, about every three months. All of these machines are in heavy-duty VFX service.

BeefReeferLives

Running my own htpc rig for the past 12 years. Confirmed

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yeah right

“I was born and bred, RAISED from the desert dirt to program on an IBM mainframe computer.

Big as half of a bowling alley.

I am DOS based.

I am PC.

I am Windows.

Right click!”

Where’s my royalty check Bill gates?

I just wrote your next viral ad.

yeah right

I could sell a T-Shirt line that says nothing but “Right Click.”

Sharkbait

Speaking of the tWBS, we’re on the Cape this weekend, and I forgot I left a bottle of the ghost pepper vodka I made down here. Took a sip and damn it’s still as potent as ever.

/Pours sip out for tWBS

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[ground catches on fire]

Doktor Zymm

Opening one of the Shady Oak Wine country sours

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Doktor Zymm

I am reading 3 books right now.
1) A Libertarian Walks into a Bear
2) The Excellent Doctor Blackwell
3) City of Silver

Horatio Cornblower

Reading ‘Ultras’, an excellent recommendation from Litre, a biography of Chief Justice John Marshall, (who married his 15-year-old wife when he was 28), and am glaring at a copy of ‘Gravity’s Rainbow’, which one of these days I will try to read again.

litre_cola

Ultras is interesting on many levels. The 31 nil one was great too.

yeah right

Almost done with “The Splendid and the Vile” by Erik Larson, recommended somewhere around here, and it is a ripping good read.

Good stuff.

Brocky

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Brocky

You’re welcome mr. Steelandfury

litre_cola

Foar Gumbygirl for the win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5IHyFsvfUs

Gumbygirl

That was the best thing ever!

Doktor Zymm

Apparently they are stoner rock/fuzz rock, and while I get stoner rock, fuzz rock has me intrigued

BeefReeferLives

Haze beer, fuzz rock. All big wit th youts..

litre_cola

Had a lovely distanced time in the park with wine and distanced friends because my province is run by fucktards who never really locked down and fuck them because we are the worst in North America right now. Anywhoo, sitting outside (illegally) drinking in a park(attached to a school, so illegally) was nice.

Doktor Zymm

MILD REBELLION WOOOO!

litre_cola

I drank wine out of a travel mug out of a straw. Still classy

Gumbygirl

Did it have ice cubes in it? Extra classy.

SonOfSpam

Hard to fit ice cubes in the opening in the Franzia box.

BeefReeferLives

I hear Reuniti on ice is quite, well, enjoyable

Doktor Zymm

If you couldn’t drink wine out of travel mugs they would be useless for travel. Side note, upon reflection I probably should have broken up with this one guy when he casually mentioned to me that his roommate had broken the collapsible Glenfiddich shot glass I got him and he didn’t really seem to care.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is the illegal part that you’re not allowed within 100 yards of a school?

Mr. Ayo

Kelenic. Hall of Fame. Collision course!

Doktor Zymm

If I ever am in a situation where it would be beneficial or amusing to piss off a surgeon, I will just keep referring to them as vivisectionists

Gumbygirl

Or barbers.

Gumbygirl

I have it. 16 Candles soundtrack.

SonOfSpam

That’s it…maybe not on the soundtrack but they were all in the movie.

GOOD JOB BIG BEAR.

Gumbygirl

I just watched it a few days ago. It was the Sinatra that made it click!

Gumbygirl

I wasn’t paying close attention.! And I was high! Too much pressure!

Gumbygirl

They are in the order of appearance in the movie?

Gumbygirl

Jesus, that was an ordeal! I’m sweating!

Gumbygirl

Closing credits?

SonOfSpam

Is it Anthony Michael Hall?

Gumbygirl

It’s Cal Worthington and his dog Spot!

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SonOfSpam

Aw those were great.

Gumbygirl

Were all of them playing at the dance? No that can’t be it, I’m pretty sure they weren’t rocking out to Old Dead Frank at the prom.

Horatio Cornblower

Well shit, now I have to move to Dusseldorf.
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SonOfSpam

Those altbiers think they’re so edgy.

I MUST HAVE IT

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Juliussss in the fridge for tomorrow night.

Tonight, bourbon.

SonOfSpam

As an aside, I have always loved the Wham song because of the conversation in it. Very natural-sounding.

Gumbygirl

These people all have huge scars?

Doktor Zymm

And huge hair!

SonOfSpam

Nah, there’d be a Seal song.

SonOfSpam

I like that when Heidi and Seal divorced, she pretty much starting doing male models half her age.

herodotus450

Well they say “Turning Japanese” is a euphemism for… onanism.

Brocky

I don’t know about the music but I think there’s a theme with ayo’s pics
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herodotus450

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ArmedandHammered

They all had ties to organized crime?

Horatio Cornblower

They play all of them after Yankee games?

ArmedandHammered

All albums released in 1983?

ArmedandHammered

Nevermind.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Yeah, I specifically remember that Vapours tune from before I joined the Navy, which happened in early 1981.

ArmedandHammered

one last try, those songs were the first videos the bands had on MTV.

Brocky

Pretty sure never mind was released closer to 1993

SonOfSpam

Is it that the song title is repeated several times in the chorus?

SonOfSpam

Yeah, thought about that after I posted. It’s Friday and my brain is mush.

ArmedandHammered

Songs are last track on the albums they debut on?

ArmedandHammered

This requires thinking, which i try to stop doing at 5pm on Fridays.

ArmedandHammered

Well i am not Pepperidge Farms so I don’t remember.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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SonOfSpam

Ok, so the songs…everyone seems to be reminiscing. Lost love, sex, good times, something. Is that it or am I way the hell off and should just shut up?

ArmedandHammered

I was thinking the bands first song to chart.

SonOfSpam

Oh, that’s a good one. You may be on it.

SonOfSpam

I don’t know what that is. I like going to horse tracks. Is it that?

WOO GAMBLING

Doktor Zymm

4/6 of them are English

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Just called my dad to wish him a happy birthday and found out that he’s, in his own words, an “anti-vaxxer”.

He said he isn’t getting vaccinated because he “doesn’t like being told what to do”.

My response was that he could simple decide – on his own – to get the vaccine.

The conversation ended politely but pretty quickly after that.

I mean I don’t want to call my dad a fucking idiot, but come on.

Doktor Zymm

That’s a downer 🙁
I guess you didn’t ask him why he hasn’t jumped off a cliff since everyone else isn’t doing it?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Reasons for not taking the vaccine are so fucking stupid. They all boil down to “I don’t want to.”

Brick Meathook

I haven’t talked to my dad since 1969 because that’s when he died.

SonOfSpam

The moon landing was tough on everyone.

litre_cola

About half the things were nice though.

SonOfSpam

Aw man, sorry, that sucks. It’s really tough when your dad’s disappointing

/haven’t talked to mine in over 30 years even though he lives nearby

ArmedandHammered

Sounds like what my father would say. Of course, as soon as my mother told him he might get the grand kids sick if he didn’t, he would’ve immediately changed his mind. If she was to tell him I might get sick instead it would’ve been a great, maybe it will toughen him up.

Doktor Zymm

At This time in 8 days I will be enjoying an adult beverage somewhere over western Canada on the first leg of my first international trip since Feb 2020. I am already incredibly overeager and will do my best not to be super annoying in my anticipation during the next week. I have already packed.

SonOfSpam

Eastern Europe, right? Gonna have a Soviet Bloc party?

Doktor Zymm

The Maldives, the country with the lowest high point in the world!

SonOfSpam

Ah, the other trip is later…well enjoy the Maldives, where you should get to do pretty much nothing.

Long ass flight time though, right? Like 24+ hours?

Doktor Zymm

It’s about 20 hrs in the air, with an 8 hour layover in Doha.
I plan to get some diving in, also some snorkeling and swimming and floating.

SonOfSpam

“I like water sports too”

-D Trump

Dunstan

Got some pork shoulder marinating in the fridge for tomorrow’s cochinita pibil. Yes, I made it about a month ago, too.

Beerguyrob

Nice. In about an hour I’m going to sous vide a brisket for about 30 hours then smoke it all day Sunday for that evening’s dinner.

Dunstan

Oh yeah. I was originally thinking of barbacoa this weekend, but the piggy worked so well last time and I wanted a sure thing.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My rib roast has been cooking at 130° since noon.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll probably order a pizza.

Dunstan

Not a bad choice either.

herodotus450

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