I’ll be honest. I’ve got nothing for this week.
I thought I had something and then the week went by in a flash and now it’s 4 PM Pacific on Sexy Friday and I’m typing out my thoughts on the keyboard ahead of post time at 5 PM Pacific.
Beerguyrob had a great idea with posting hot Olympic athletes, but there’s not enough time and I need to actually watch some Olympics to see what hot unknown Olympians are lurking out there.
All I know is that there were two very cute rowers in the Women’s Skulls doubles competition yesterday! I do not remember, though, which country they were from. Part of me wants to say Netherlands but another wants to say Belgium because they were wearing red. Switzerland?
I dunno. I’ll figure it out and get back to you.
Alls I know is that King Hippo really should be watching women’s rowing for the bare shoulders alone.
I highly recommend streaming the Games on the NBC Sports app. It allows you to avoid the stupid feel-good filler that NBC usually provides (unless you are into that kind of thing. No judgment here, it’s a safe space.) and they have very limited commercials and they wait until a break in the action to run them.
I’ve enjoyed watching rowing, softball, and soccer this way and I think I’ll be watching the rest of the events this way.
BTW, the events today include (all times Pacific):
- 3 on 3 Basketball (Starts at 6:15 PM)
- Archer-y (Starts at 5:30 PM)
- Artistic Gymnastic (Starts at 6:00 PM)
- Badmington (Starts at 5:00 PM)
- Softball (Starts at 6:00 PM)
- Beach Volleyball (THERE’S YOUR SEXY! Starts at 5:00 PM)
- Boxing (Starts at 7:00 PM)
- Road Cycling (Starts at 7:00 PM)
- Dressage (Starts at 5:30 PM)
- Fencing (Starts at 5:00 PM)
- Soccer (Starts at 12:30 AM)
- Handball (Starts at 5:00 PM)
- Field Hockey (Starts at 5:30 PM)
- Judo (Starts at 7:00 PM)
- Rowing (Already underway!)
- Shooting (Already underway!)
- Swimming (Starts at 3:00 AM)
- Table Tennis/Ping Pong (Look out for the Thai team! Starts at 5:00 PM)
- Taekwondo (Starts at 6:00 PM)
- Tennis (Starts at 7:00 PM. Djokovic plays at 7!)
- Volleyball (Starts at 5:00 PM)
- Water Polo (Starts at 10:00 PM)
- Weightlifting (Starts at 5:50 PM)
Medals will be awarded today in:
- Weighlifting
- Taekwondo
- Shooting
- Judo
- Fencing
- Road Cycling
- Archer-y
Tune in and enjoy the fun!
Beckie with both goals in Canada’s 2-1 walloping of Chile!
Hellooooo DFO time zone! Also, hi autocorrect wanting to change DFO to deformed!
If the shoe fits…
Chick-Fil-A: They may hate the gays (and honestly who doesn’t) but still they make a pretty good chicken sandwich.
It’s got to be an impossible job for Japan right now.
Try to save face in a pandemic. They already spent all of the money.
Can’t get all elaborate and shit when 3/4 of the country thinks this is a bad idea and the money could be much better spent.
I’ll watch anyway.
We’re every one of us watching history right now.
Can I get an eating popcorn gif?
That opening ceremony was…
Whelming?
NHL prospect: Please don’t anyone draft me this year.
Montreal Canadiens: Screw you, you’re ours.
Prospect: But I committed a sex crime and want to wait a year to prove my maturity.
Montreal GM Marc Bergevin: Ha ha, sharing your secret sex photos is no big deal. Why, when I was in Chicago, we had a coach who molested players and we all laughed about it and gave him a nice reference for his next job at a high school!
The opening ceremony reminded me of something: I cry almost daily when I watch the Olympics.
That’s what Buddy Cole calls it when his friend is ready for him.
In field hockey, they keep track of “circle penetrations”.
Sounds like my kind of sport…
Houston was great at field hockey.
My single favorite moment of the parade of nations is the refugee team. Fuck my stupid former country I’m here to compete.
Fucking love it.
Damn fucking right.
First medals of the Olympics were awarded in 10m Air Rifle:
Gold: Q Yang – China
Silver: A Galashina- Russia
Bronze: N Christen – Switzerland
But who got the gold in school shootings? Huh, smart guy commie lover?
What about Air Guitar?
Last time I did air guitar I was Angus Young and my neck has never been the same.
My high school used to have an air band competition. Which I sort of knew at the time was odd; like, on tv shows and movies, high schools had actual Battle of the Bands, but our school was so lacking in talent and ambition that we could only pretend to play instruments?
(There actually was one really talented girl, who won every year with a different Janet Jackson song — she was a good dancer and put a ton of effort into costumes and choreography.)
“Know how THAT feels” -Michael Hutchence
Hot Canadian beach volleyball girls are hot.
Dutch opponent is a tall cool drink of water…
And the Canadians win!
John Lennon was a cunt