Get thee on your steeds! There’s a tourney underway! Ok, enough of that silliness…
To The Game!
Niners/Packers:
-Am I scotchnautradamus? Turns out that Nick Bosa did indeed have a ‘playoff concussion’, ie., one that isn’t that serious because there’s an important game to be played. Welcome to your CTE years Nick-I hope you don’t pee in the oven that much.
-The boys are Bakhtiari in town? (that was horrible but I’m leaving it in) It looks as though both David and Jaire are going to go today.
-Trading Fatal Flaws: The Packers are 28th in DVOA vs the run which is bad news for them. The Niners counter this with their D being second last in the league vs the opponents #1 wide receiver.
-Green Bay’s tandem of Jones and Dillon is as talented as they come but San Franny has allowed but one team since week 9 to run for over a hundred yards. That one game was due to a 75 yard fake punt though.
-I have no time for anyone making an argument for the visiting team being at a disadvantage because Brrrr, it’s so cold! The Niners run-heavy O and smash mouth, physical D is weatherproof.
-Contrasting QB’s-It’s The Difference Maker vs The Caretaker! Rodgers, of course, can get his team out of any jam within reason and will lean on Adams quite a bit. (although don’t forget about Lazard) As for Jimmy G, he has a vastly superior supporting cast so his deal is to play his hand conservatively and not commit any turnovers. The team is 7-0 when he goes interception-less.
-Shall we talk about pressure? The Niners had 22(!) against Dak last week.
-Shall we talk about pressure again? Baby Shanny, like most ‘run like hell, defense will hold ’em’ coaches showed a reluctance to go for it on 4th and short vs the Cowboys last week. In a close game like this one, he’ll no doubt have to pull the trigger a few times in order to get the coveted W.
Hold onto your britches with one hand, type with the other.
He tried to use corgis in that commercial to make is like him. I like the pups, but not the dog handling them.
Laater, Aaron.
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why does David Bowie have a Packers logo
https://twitter.com/TheCousinSal/status/1485102899411619844?s=20
I hope we can now stop referring to Garopolo as “that wop quarterback.”
There’s just no place for that language.
Enjoy your drive home cheese fucks!
And Just Like That, both #1 seeds are out.
#1 Seeds, pfft, overrated
I am glad that I did laundry, which led me to staying awake and finishing the game.
Today, my friends, TODAY is a GOOD day!
Remember when everyone said how important the #1 seeds are with the expanded playoffs?
Oopsie!
Fuck you Qaron
https://twitter.com/RichardStaff/status/1485102207338954755?t=uNXXEuswqcRjb0f0QAcKAw&s=19
Good Tweet by (checks name) Dick Staff.
If he was an in-house detective he would be Dick Staff, Staff Dick
Write the spec script, I’ll get Mark Ruffalo for the lead
I’ll be honest, I watched the whole game, and I’m not sure how the Packers didn’t score more points. It didn’t seem like the 49ers defense was playing that well, didn’t seem like pass rush was getting home regularly, didn’t seem like run defense was stuffing them, didn’t seem like coverage was blanketing, but then I look as the Packers only scored 10 points. I don’t actually understand how.
Because every once in a while good things happen?
Playcalling. They never attacked them. They figured they had the game in hand and didn’t bother to be aggressive.
That’s gotta be on the head coach.
It appears that the stadium is haunted by the ghost of Mike McCarthy.
Nope. It’s eleventy billion times Qaaron’s fault. And fuck him with Trump’s mushroom dick!
The same reason we have beer, because glod loves us and wants us to be happy. Today at least.
GLOD IS MY SAVIOR
BUT the Frozen Tundra?????????
Wasn’t that worth like 20 points for the Packers?
Turns out the frozen tuna that the Niners imported from Japan to practice on was really effective
Lucky 13!
I guess Brady gets his eighth ring, then.
Stop that. Fatthew gonna beat him tomorrow.
There’s no way we get that lucky twice in one weekend.
BELIEVE
No. No sir. No siree.
Let him. I don’t even care. It’s not like another one matters anymore.
Did we just watch the NFC Championship game? Isn’t that when Green Bay is supposed to lose?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT QAARON RODGERS! ENJOY COLLECTING THE MVP FROM YOUR FUCKING COUCH!
I thought you said “cooch” and I laffed and laffed!
Good night, Springton. There will be no encores.
Oh, that was fucking awesome!
Ha!
Ex Bear Robbie Fuckin Gould sticks the knife in the Packers.
Would you say he OWNS them?
Well that’s Qaaron’s own fault, as the owner of the Bears, for letting Robbie go.
Welp. Hope Aaron enjoys Denver.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/would get used to it, because I am THE WORST
Yeah, this was his last game as a Packer.
Can’t we just push him into an open pit and call it a win win?
Open pit? You got a problem with a pit filled with spikes and snakes, buddy?
I like snakes, they don’t deserve that
Fill the pit with mosquitoes!
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Aaron Rodgers is going to retire with the same number of Super Bowls as Trent Dilfer.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
And less than Eli
“Mom told me I have to share, but I hid them because they’re too shiny and I like them and the other QBs can’t have them.”
-Eli, taking a big whack from a juice box
Fuck you Rodgers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How badly are these beat up 49ers going to get ass-blasted in the Conference Champeenship?
We gon die.
Worth it!
Well, then enjoy this week!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fuck the Packers WOOOOOOOO
Beat Qaaron at home!
GOULD, Jerry! GOULD!!!!
Here we go
Look at your team, sneaking their way into the Super Bo…
Uh, I mean, “last second loss in the NFC championship game when Brady gets the benefit of a controversial call”
He put da team on his back…
Bears totally didn’t need Gould, right Virginia?
/not still bitter at all
One of the many stupid moves by Donnie McCaskey
I’m not sure “kicker” was the piece holding the Bears back.
yeah what this guy said
Every yard helps. Damned good playcalling.
Run to Daylight play by SF
Deebo Samuel HAS to be the MVP this season right?
Is he a QB?
Then no.
Should be him or Kupp. Won’t be.
Jonathan Taylor. Carried a team into the playoffs with Carson Wentz as the QB. Also carried my FF team, a mere coincidence, I assure you.
Deebo!!!
DEEBO DOES GREEN BAY!!!
Deebo does ERRYBODY
DEEBO!!!!!
Is it too much to hope this weather William Henry Harrisons Q-Aron?
When you need 7 yards in the freezing cold, you call the only guy capable of doing it: Handsome Jimmy G and is broken hand.
No way this ends badly.
Oh god, I haven’t been this ready to explode prematurely since junior prom.
Is The Shield really going to let Rodgers Brady not happen?
Not on my watch
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“Did someone say inching their way?”
–Brett F.
it quacked, but it got there!
Well, I’ve seen this before. The only difference is that I didn’t pay to see it live.
THESE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS SPECIALS TEAMS I CALL THEM REPUBLICAN SENATORS CAUSE THEY ARE GOOD AT BLOCKING THINGS.
THESE GREEN BAY PACKERS I CALL THEM MANCHIN AND SINEMA BECAUSE THEY DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF STUFF GETS BLOCKED BY REPUBLICAN SENATORS
that throw to Kittle is all Janeane can make. Fortunately, GB also can nae stop it.
MOAR!