Your Petronel/Ghost of BeerGuyRob Joust and Open Thread

Get thee on your steeds! There’s a tourney underway! Ok, enough of that silliness…

To The Game!

Niners/Packers:

-Am I scotchnautradamus? Turns out that Nick Bosa did indeed have a ‘playoff concussion’, ie., one that isn’t that serious because there’s an important game to be played. Welcome to your CTE years Nick-I hope you don’t pee in the oven that much.

-The boys are Bakhtiari in town? (that was horrible but I’m leaving it in) It looks as though both David and Jaire are going to go today.

-Trading Fatal Flaws: The Packers are 28th in DVOA vs the run which is bad news for them. The Niners counter this with their D being second last in the league vs the opponents #1 wide receiver.

-Green Bay’s tandem of Jones and Dillon is as talented as they come but San Franny has allowed but one team since week 9 to run for over a hundred yards. That one game was due to a 75 yard fake punt though.

-I have no time for anyone making an argument for the visiting team being at a disadvantage because Brrrr, it’s so cold! The Niners run-heavy O and smash mouth, physical D is weatherproof.

-Contrasting QB’s-It’s The Difference Maker vs The Caretaker! Rodgers, of course, can get his team out of any jam within reason and will lean on Adams quite a bit. (although don’t forget about Lazard) As for Jimmy G, he has a vastly superior supporting cast so his deal is to play his hand conservatively and not commit any turnovers. The team is 7-0 when he goes interception-less.

-Shall we talk about pressure? The Niners had 22(!) against Dak last week.

-Shall we talk about pressure again? Baby Shanny, like most ‘run like hell, defense will hold ’em’ coaches showed a reluctance to go for it on 4th and short vs the Cowboys last week. In a close game like this one, he’ll no doubt have to pull the trigger a few times in order to get the coveted W.

Hold onto your britches with one hand, type with the other.

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TheRevanchist

He tried to use corgis in that commercial to make is like him. I like the pups, but not the dog handling them.

SonOfSpam

Laater, Aaron.

Sharkbait

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SonOfSpam

why does David Bowie have a Packers logo

Brick Meathook

I hope we can now stop referring to Garopolo as “that wop quarterback.”

There’s just no place for that language.

Spur

Enjoy your drive home cheese fucks!

Brocky

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ballsofsteelandfury

And Just Like That, both #1 seeds are out.

Doktor Zymm

#1 Seeds, pfft, overrated

King Hippo

I am glad that I did laundry, which led me to staying awake and finishing the game.

Doktor Zymm

Today, my friends, TODAY is a GOOD day!

Mr. Ayo

Remember when everyone said how important the #1 seeds are with the expanded playoffs?

Oopsie!

SonOfSpam

Good Tweet by (checks name) Dick Staff.

Doktor Zymm

If he was an in-house detective he would be Dick Staff, Staff Dick

SonOfSpam

Write the spec script, I’ll get Mark Ruffalo for the lead

hippofant

I’ll be honest, I watched the whole game, and I’m not sure how the Packers didn’t score more points. It didn’t seem like the 49ers defense was playing that well, didn’t seem like pass rush was getting home regularly, didn’t seem like run defense was stuffing them, didn’t seem like coverage was blanketing, but then I look as the Packers only scored 10 points. I don’t actually understand how.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Because every once in a while good things happen?

ballsofsteelandfury

Playcalling. They never attacked them. They figured they had the game in hand and didn’t bother to be aggressive.

That’s gotta be on the head coach.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It appears that the stadium is haunted by the ghost of Mike McCarthy.

Gumbygirl

Nope. It’s eleventy billion times Qaaron’s fault. And fuck him with Trump’s mushroom dick!

Doktor Zymm

The same reason we have beer, because glod loves us and wants us to be happy. Today at least.

SonOfSpam

GLOD IS MY SAVIOR

Spur

BUT the Frozen Tundra?????????
Wasn’t that worth like 20 points for the Packers?

Doktor Zymm

Turns out the frozen tuna that the Niners imported from Japan to practice on was really effective

Doktor Zymm

Lucky 13!

Beerguyrob

I guess Brady gets his eighth ring, then.

SonOfSpam

Stop that. Fatthew gonna beat him tomorrow.

Horatio Cornblower

There’s no way we get that lucky twice in one weekend.

Doktor Zymm

BELIEVE

Gumbygirl

No. No sir. No siree.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Let him. I don’t even care. It’s not like another one matters anymore.

Spur

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did we just watch the NFC Championship game? Isn’t that when Green Bay is supposed to lose?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT QAARON RODGERS! ENJOY COLLECTING THE MVP FROM YOUR FUCKING COUCH!

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Gumbygirl

I thought you said “cooch” and I laffed and laffed!

WCS

Good night, Springton. There will be no encores.

Gumbygirl

Oh, that was fucking awesome!

Redshirt

Ha!

Recovery Whiskey

Ex Bear Robbie Fuckin Gould sticks the knife in the Packers.

ballsofsteelandfury

Would you say he OWNS them?

hippofant

Well that’s Qaaron’s own fault, as the owner of the Bears, for letting Robbie go.

Beerguyrob

Welp. Hope Aaron enjoys Denver.

King Hippo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

/would get used to it, because I am THE WORST

ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, this was his last game as a Packer.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can’t we just push him into an open pit and call it a win win?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Open pit? You got a problem with a pit filled with spikes and snakes, buddy?

Doktor Zymm

I like snakes, they don’t deserve that

Doktor Zymm

Fill the pit with mosquitoes!

Horatio Cornblower

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Aaron Rodgers is going to retire with the same number of Super Bowls as Trent Dilfer.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Game Time Decision

And less than Eli

Horatio Cornblower

“Mom told me I have to share, but I hid them because they’re too shiny and I like them and the other QBs can’t have them.”

-Eli, taking a big whack from a juice box

Spur

Fuck you Rodgers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LemonJello

How badly are these beat up 49ers going to get ass-blasted in the Conference Champeenship?

Petronel

We gon die.

Gumbygirl

Worth it!

LemonJello

Well, then enjoy this week!

Petronel

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck the Packers WOOOOOOOO

Gumbygirl

Beat Qaaron at home!

Spur

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King Hippo

GOULD, Jerry! GOULD!!!!

Petronel

Here we go

Horatio Cornblower

Look at your team, sneaking their way into the Super Bo…

Uh, I mean, “last second loss in the NFC championship game when Brady gets the benefit of a controversial call”

Brocky

He put da team on his back…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bears totally didn’t need Gould, right Virginia?

/not still bitter at all

Recovery Whiskey

One of the many stupid moves by Donnie McCaskey

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure “kicker” was the piece holding the Bears back.

SonOfSpam

yeah what this guy said

King Hippo

Every yard helps. Damned good playcalling.

Recovery Whiskey

Run to Daylight play by SF

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Deebo Samuel HAS to be the MVP this season right?

Horatio Cornblower

Is he a QB?

Then no.

Gumbygirl

Should be him or Kupp. Won’t be.

Horatio Cornblower

Jonathan Taylor. Carried a team into the playoffs with Carson Wentz as the QB. Also carried my FF team, a mere coincidence, I assure you.

Spur

Deebo!!!

Horatio Cornblower

DEEBO DOES GREEN BAY!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Deebo does ERRYBODY

King Hippo

DEEBO!!!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is it too much to hope this weather William Henry Harrisons Q-Aron?

Horatio Cornblower

When you need 7 yards in the freezing cold, you call the only guy capable of doing it: Handsome Jimmy G and is broken hand.

No way this ends badly.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh god, I haven’t been this ready to explode prematurely since junior prom.

Recovery Whiskey

Is The Shield really going to let Rodgers Brady not happen?

Horatio Cornblower

Not on my watch

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Did someone say inching their way?”
–Brett F.

King Hippo

it quacked, but it got there!

Beerguyrob

Well, I’ve seen this before. The only difference is that I didn’t pay to see it live.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THESE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS SPECIALS TEAMS I CALL THEM REPUBLICAN SENATORS CAUSE THEY ARE GOOD AT BLOCKING THINGS.

Dunstan

THESE GREEN BAY PACKERS I CALL THEM MANCHIN AND SINEMA BECAUSE THEY DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF STUFF GETS BLOCKED BY REPUBLICAN SENATORS

King Hippo

that throw to Kittle is all Janeane can make. Fortunately, GB also can nae stop it.

Sharkbait

MOAR!