Moving along…
To The Game!
Niners/Rams:
-Trent Williams’ status is “Adamant” and that’s why teammates call him ‘Goody Two Shoes’ behind his back. His qb has said that he has a high ankle sprain and if that’s true I have no idea how he’ll be able to suit up.
-One must think that Cam Akers is on a short leash, having fumbled twice last week. He out-touched Michel by quite a bit but you just can’t be spilling the ball on the floor in this kind of tilt.
-As for his counterpart Mitchell, he was limited in practice on Thursday but I’ll bet that was just precautionary. And besides, it’s Deebo that the Rams have to worry about-he’ll be all over the field and if I had one bit of advice for Jalen it would be, “keep your head on a swivel, there’s plenty of pick plays (you know, legal interference) coming your way”.
-To me it’s a foregone conclusion that Kupp gets at least 100 and a score. The difference-maker in the passing game has to be OBJ-those shallow crossing routes he does so well can be turned into big gains quite easily as he seems to have his old acceleration back.
-San Franny has won 4 straight despite carrying an albatross around their neck by the name of Jimmy G. His nasty 2:6 TD/INT ratio during that time is embarrassing. As is the hypothetical, “What if Jimmy wins the Super Bowl? What will the Niners do next year?” C’mon, if the Niners somehow pull that off, Jimmy G will just be a passenger on the ride.
-The Rams o-line that had given up the 6th-most sacks during the regular season has surrendered but three in the playoffs. Reminder: Stafford is a beast while playing in a clean pocket.
-The Rams have been rolling since early December but it hasn’t been all Stafford-to-Kupp. The D is only giving up an average of 18.4 points per game during that time.
Gimme some of those delicious comments!
Flying last minute to Chicago tomorrow then flying back Tuesday. Stupid fans arriving 2 weeks early!
My battery is dying. What a day, huh? LA peeps Huell Howser coming on PBS in a minute. Later gatortaters!
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1487982217024491525
On the other hand, you root for the Yankees and Cowboys.
True, but neither of them is a threat to actually win anything.
Andy Reid is taking responsibility for this loss, which is more than he did for his kids.
Andy Reid, wiping a tear…
“Coach, are you thinking about your son or the game?”
Andy Reid, looking at a donut that rolled off the postgame buffet table
After the last couple of weeks, meatloaf sandwiches just don’t taste the same anymore.
That reminds me that I have meatloaf in the freezer…
If you drink a 9.2 beer after a 10.5 beer you’ll sober up faster, because your alcohol intake is declining.
It’s just math.
Johnny Heckers kid is awesome!
Update: I’m still laughing giddily when I hear “Cincinnati Bengals” and “Super Bowl”.
SAME. Let’s enjoy it, for we shall be mortal enemies soon enough.
But for now, SALUD REDSHIRT!
Star Trek TNG – Kurn With Worf as Warriors – YouTube
To be fair, that’s the usual reaction to those two phrases being used together.
I drafted Burrow as my QB1 in fantasy for a reason. And the Bungles becoming a great team means the Browns won’t win the division for a long time.
Now there’s a bright side. As far as I know, young Joe isn’t a rapist or a wife beater, so I can’t get a hateon for him.
First ever SB matchup of under-40 coaches, for what that’s worth. (nothing)
I can see that spawning a really annoying MILLENIAL TAKEOVER storyline
Fuck giving trophies to owners first. Give them to the players.
You mean the help?
Jerry Richardson and Donald Sterling nod.
Marge Schott: “I called them my Million Dollar Ni—”
Satan: “HEY! We don’t use that language down here!”
“What next!? Our racehorses accepting trophies? Absurd!”
Jerry will let the players hold the trophy for 3/5 of the time he holds it.
I guess if there’s one good thing about Stanny K getting a Superb Owl at home with RAMMMITT is he’ll be able to make the Spanos Clan eat literal shit sandwiches, forever.
Ha, fuck the Spanoi!
Rooting for the Bengals to win the Super Bowl, in part because Kroenke sucks, and in part because I want to see how fast Mike Brown puts the Lombardi Trophy up on Ebay.
Or Joe Burrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1SVG66rKTM
I snort-giggled. I sniggled!
Tickets for the Super Bowl are a perfectly reasonable $6,500 a piece. Anyone want to gently used kidney?
What’s the condition of your liver?
After tonight? Heavily used.
Very Good condition, runs good and is broken in.
If you do mortgage the house to get tickets, The DFO LA continent will put you up.
Losing my job last year delayed me moving into my own home for a year or two. If not, I’d already be refinancing the loan.
Here’s the thing- I would never want to watch the Steelers, or my side bitch the Rams in person at the Super Bowl. Way too stressful, and I’m prone to Tourette’s-like outbursts so it’s better for everybody that I’m confined to my quarters.
Well, I hope those children in Africa enjoy their Chef’s AFC Champs gear and/or their 49ers NFC Champs gear, whichever ones they get dumped in their village.
“Hey wait a second, if the Chefs and the 49ers won their respective conferences, how did the Bengals win the super bowl that year?”
Actually, it’s the “Morocco African Champions” gear.
Jesus Christ, have mercy on them! Buy a goat or something if you’re feeling charitable.
Not you personally, Lemonjello. You rock! I’m talking about tax exemptions for useless shit dumped on the unfortunate.
And of course, so happy for Stan Kroenke in that he’s not Georgia Frontiere, currently wearing a burning showgirl outfit.
Not yet, anyway.
We don’t kinkshame here, sir.
Hey everyone, thanks for your support which may or may not have existed but
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT
As Cuntler would say,
https://youtu.be/YZO8Zeye5K0
Guys, I just realized that the Rams are going to be wearing their Dry Cum whites in the Super Bowl!
Quite possibly the worst uniforms in NFL history, and absolutely the worst of the current bunch.
SEXY AS FUCK
It’s a tribute to the Bukkake Bowl, which is being held in LA next Saturday
Already got my tickets!
I’ve heard everybody’s coming!
Why was the ground white at Custer’s Last Stand?
Because the Sioux kept coming and coming and coming and coming.
“They’re bone!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9tZEcSc1qo
They came out of a bone, yes.
Giggity!
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Gross! But at least they won’t be wearing tiger jammies like the Bengals.
Seeing as I’m about to board a flight to SF, should I be worried about bad luck or just some creative shit talking?
There truly are no heroes here.
That is not at all where this reply was supposed to go.
Still worked
Just want to congradulmaluate Stan Kroenke and Mike Brown, two of the finest owners in all of professional sprots, on their Super Bowl berth.
On the bright side, from the looks of Mike Brown this evening, he should be dead soon?
On the dias, just before he touches the Lombardi Trophy.
Fun Fact: The AFC is designated as the home team for this Superb Owl, so the Rams will be the road team at their home stadium. You know, like they were today.
Rams -Bengals Super Bowl, just like everyone predicted.
Woah.
https://twitter.com/br_betting/status/1487975607808020480
That’s amazing
How is that only 28950 to 1?
RAMMM the fuck out of IT! I am in the bathtub because the 4th quarter was too stressful to watch, but I can hear it!
Wow, uh, so the 49ers single-blocked Aaron Donald and double-blocked Troy Reeder with the C and the LG.
That’s a protection….
Okay, Return Bowl it is.
Think maybe some timeouts would be valuable here?
….and the cry rose up and floated across the miles to the ears of the sparkly pony…
BEAT L.A.
BEAT L.A.
BEAT L.A.
Congrats Rams…go Bengals.
They said Jimmy G was handsome. They never said he was smrt.
Game blouses
RAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM IIIITTT!!!!
Good Ole Jimmy G.
Yeah, maybe now’s the good time for a check dowWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Back to the open mics, Janeane!
I see Janeanne is trying out physical “three-stooges” style comedy now
And THERE’S the bone headed play we’ve been expecting.
I’ll never forget during the super bowl between the nines and chiefs, Jimmy threw an interception, my Dad’s friend yelled out “ya deserved to be intercepted ya dumbass!”
It’s all up to the 49rs offense now, congrats Rams fans
to be proven right so quickly!