Your Niners/Rams NFC Championship Game Open Thread

Moving along…

To The Game!

Niners/Rams:

-Trent Williams’ status is “Adamant” and that’s why teammates call him ‘Goody Two Shoes’ behind his back. His qb has said that he has a high ankle sprain and if that’s true I have no idea how he’ll be able to suit up.

-One must think that Cam Akers is on a short leash, having fumbled twice last week. He out-touched Michel by quite a bit but you just can’t be spilling the ball on the floor in this kind of tilt.

-As for his counterpart Mitchell, he was limited in practice on Thursday but I’ll bet that was just precautionary. And besides, it’s Deebo that the Rams have to worry about-he’ll be all over the field and if I had one bit of advice for Jalen it would be, “keep your head on a swivel, there’s plenty of pick plays (you know, legal interference) coming your way”.

-To me it’s a foregone conclusion that Kupp gets at least 100 and a score. The difference-maker in the passing game has to be OBJ-those shallow crossing routes he does so well can be turned into big gains quite easily as he seems to have his old acceleration back.

-San Franny has won 4 straight despite carrying an albatross around their neck by the name of Jimmy G. His nasty 2:6 TD/INT ratio during that time is embarrassing. As is the hypothetical, “What if Jimmy wins the Super Bowl? What will the Niners do next year?” C’mon, if the Niners somehow pull that off, Jimmy G will just be a passenger on the ride.

-The Rams o-line that had given up the 6th-most sacks during the regular season has surrendered but three in the playoffs. Reminder: Stafford is a beast while playing in a clean pocket.

-The Rams have been rolling since early December but it hasn’t been all Stafford-to-Kupp. The D is only giving up an average of 18.4 points per game during that time.

Gimme some of those delicious comments!

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Doktor Zymm

Flying last minute to Chicago tomorrow then flying back Tuesday. Stupid fans arriving 2 weeks early!

Gumbygirl

My battery is dying. What a day, huh? LA peeps Huell Howser coming on PBS in a minute. Later gatortaters!

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SonOfSpam

On the other hand, you root for the Yankees and Cowboys.

Horatio Cornblower

True, but neither of them is a threat to actually win anything.

Horatio Cornblower

Andy Reid is taking responsibility for this loss, which is more than he did for his kids.

SonOfSpam

Andy Reid, wiping a tear…

“Coach, are you thinking about your son or the game?”

Andy Reid, looking at a donut that rolled off the postgame buffet table

Beerguyrob

After the last couple of weeks, meatloaf sandwiches just don’t taste the same anymore.

ballsofsteelandfury

That reminds me that I have meatloaf in the freezer…

Horatio Cornblower

If you drink a 9.2 beer after a 10.5 beer you’ll sober up faster, because your alcohol intake is declining.

It’s just math.

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Gumbygirl

Johnny Heckers kid is awesome!

Redshirt

Update: I’m still laughing giddily when I hear “Cincinnati Bengals” and “Super Bowl”.

SonOfSpam

SAME. Let’s enjoy it, for we shall be mortal enemies soon enough.

But for now, SALUD REDSHIRT!

Dunstan

To be fair, that’s the usual reaction to those two phrases being used together.

TheRevanchist

I drafted Burrow as my QB1 in fantasy for a reason. And the Bungles becoming a great team means the Browns won’t win the division for a long time.

Gumbygirl

Now there’s a bright side. As far as I know, young Joe isn’t a rapist or a wife beater, so I can’t get a hateon for him.

SonOfSpam

First ever SB matchup of under-40 coaches, for what that’s worth. (nothing)

Doktor Zymm

I can see that spawning a really annoying MILLENIAL TAKEOVER storyline

Sharkbait

Fuck giving trophies to owners first. Give them to the players.

SonOfSpam

You mean the help?

litre_cola

Jerry Richardson and Donald Sterling nod.

Redshirt

Marge Schott: “I called them my Million Dollar Ni—”
Satan: “HEY! We don’t use that language down here!”

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Doktor Zymm

“What next!? Our racehorses accepting trophies? Absurd!”

Horatio Cornblower

Jerry will let the players hold the trophy for 3/5 of the time he holds it.

WCS

I guess if there’s one good thing about Stanny K getting a Superb Owl at home with RAMMMITT is he’ll be able to make the Spanos Clan eat literal shit sandwiches, forever.

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Gumbygirl

Ha, fuck the Spanoi!

Horatio Cornblower

Rooting for the Bengals to win the Super Bowl, in part because Kroenke sucks, and in part because I want to see how fast Mike Brown puts the Lombardi Trophy up on Ebay.

Senor Weaselo
Gumbygirl

I snort-giggled. I sniggled!

Redshirt

Tickets for the Super Bowl are a perfectly reasonable $6,500 a piece. Anyone want to gently used kidney?

LemonJello

What’s the condition of your liver?

Sharkbait

After tonight? Heavily used.

Redshirt

Very Good condition, runs good and is broken in.

ballsofsteelandfury

If you do mortgage the house to get tickets, The DFO LA continent will put you up.

Redshirt

Losing my job last year delayed me moving into my own home for a year or two. If not, I’d already be refinancing the loan.

Gumbygirl

Here’s the thing- I would never want to watch the Steelers, or my side bitch the Rams in person at the Super Bowl. Way too stressful, and I’m prone to Tourette’s-like outbursts so it’s better for everybody that I’m confined to my quarters.

LemonJello

Well, I hope those children in Africa enjoy their Chef’s AFC Champs gear and/or their 49ers NFC Champs gear, whichever ones they get dumped in their village.

herodotus450

“Hey wait a second, if the Chefs and the 49ers won their respective conferences, how did the Bengals win the super bowl that year?”

Senor Weaselo

Actually, it’s the “Morocco African Champions” gear.

Gumbygirl

Jesus Christ, have mercy on them! Buy a goat or something if you’re feeling charitable.

Gumbygirl

Not you personally, Lemonjello. You rock! I’m talking about tax exemptions for useless shit dumped on the unfortunate.

SonOfSpam

And of course, so happy for Stan Kroenke in that he’s not Georgia Frontiere, currently wearing a burning showgirl outfit.

Gumbygirl

Not yet, anyway.

Horatio Cornblower

We don’t kinkshame here, sir.

SonOfSpam

Hey everyone, thanks for your support which may or may not have existed but

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIT

BrettFavresColonoscopy

As Cuntler would say,

https://youtu.be/YZO8Zeye5K0

ballsofsteelandfury

Guys, I just realized that the Rams are going to be wearing their Dry Cum whites in the Super Bowl!

Horatio Cornblower

Quite possibly the worst uniforms in NFL history, and absolutely the worst of the current bunch.

SonOfSpam

SEXY AS FUCK

Doktor Zymm

It’s a tribute to the Bukkake Bowl, which is being held in LA next Saturday

SonOfSpam

Already got my tickets!

LemonJello

I’ve heard everybody’s coming!

Horatio Cornblower

Why was the ground white at Custer’s Last Stand?

Because the Sioux kept coming and coming and coming and coming.

Senor Weaselo
ballsofsteelandfury

They came out of a bone, yes.

Horatio Cornblower

Giggity!
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Gumbygirl

Gross! But at least they won’t be wearing tiger jammies like the Bengals.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Seeing as I’m about to board a flight to SF, should I be worried about bad luck or just some creative shit talking?

Horatio Cornblower

There truly are no heroes here.

Horatio Cornblower

That is not at all where this reply was supposed to go.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Still worked

WCS

Just want to congradulmaluate Stan Kroenke and Mike Brown, two of the finest owners in all of professional sprots, on their Super Bowl berth.

Redshirt

On the bright side, from the looks of Mike Brown this evening, he should be dead soon?

LemonJello

On the dias, just before he touches the Lombardi Trophy.

Senor Weaselo

Fun Fact: The AFC is designated as the home team for this Superb Owl, so the Rams will be the road team at their home stadium. You know, like they were today.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Rams -Bengals Super Bowl, just like everyone predicted.

Mr. Ayo
ballsofsteelandfury

That’s amazing

Redshirt

How is that only 28950 to 1?

Gumbygirl

RAMMM the fuck out of IT! I am in the bathtub because the 4th quarter was too stressful to watch, but I can hear it!

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hippofant

Wow, uh, so the 49ers single-blocked Aaron Donald and double-blocked Troy Reeder with the C and the LG.

That’s a protection….

Redshirt

Okay, Return Bowl it is.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Think maybe some timeouts would be valuable here?

Petronel

….and the cry rose up and floated across the miles to the ears of the sparkly pony…

BEAT L.A.
BEAT L.A.
BEAT L.A.

Congrats Rams…go Bengals.

Horatio Cornblower

They said Jimmy G was handsome. They never said he was smrt.

ballsofsteelandfury

Game blouses

Mr. Ayo

RAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM IIIITTT!!!!

Spur

Good Ole Jimmy G.

Redshirt

Yeah, maybe now’s the good time for a check dowWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

The Maestro

Back to the open mics, Janeane!

Doktor Zymm

I see Janeanne is trying out physical “three-stooges” style comedy now

LemonJello

And THERE’S the bone headed play we’ve been expecting.

Brocky

I’ll never forget during the super bowl between the nines and chiefs, Jimmy threw an interception, my Dad’s friend yelled out “ya deserved to be intercepted ya dumbass!”

Doktor Zymm

It’s all up to the 49rs offense now, congrats Rams fans

Old School Zero

to be proven right so quickly!